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Thank God you no put nursing
I for don nod you

I will buy Elon musk, and Nigeria

Well it’s not Nigerian woman
I know how disastrous if it was a Nigerian woman, anyways y’all prefer non Nigerian women there you have it.

Mtcheeeew

Is this not an old video?

What’s all the video commentary about? Like as if everyone grew up in mansions?
If them refurbish that house now, Una no go recognise am again.

I’m not a fan
This video is just senseless

Make I talk true
Na from my family lineage, she come from
The lineage of ndi be Chinwuba of Aguleri, Anambra state.

Una never know anything

Dyfynezz12:
Hope say u resemble am?

of course

Silentgroper:
There is a hausa/Ghanaian food .. They call it tuwo rice ... Have you eaten rice that has been mashed ... Imagine rice in fufu or pound yam from .. it's eaten with one brown spicy soup made from beans ...


The food is literally eating rice and beans in another form ..


Omoh food dey this life oo .....

Omo!
Food Dey o

Biglittlelois:
No straight answer to this

The mother MAY be drunk and beat the daughter cos she's intoxicated, or due to anger, alcohol bring out the worst in humans

The daughter MAY be underage so can't drink alcohol

The daughter MAY be drunk which made the mother beat her.

😂😂😂

Zonefree:
All these for a non virgin bride?

Eeeehhhhheeeeeen

You did vaginal examination for her ? To check her hymen?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Your mama beauty na extraordinary

Check your mail, I sent you message kembe

VinnyBaba:
I see Golden Morn as Food as Babies, Weaklings or Invalids (People in the Hospital).

Why will an Able-bodied Adult eat Golden Morn?

Because it’s cereal, just like cornflakes
Kids and adults take cornflakes
Golden morn too🤷🏽‍♀️

Wizkid using this for his next comeback

Tejumola856:
So, after being a bit of a player for years, I detailed everything here on Nairaland, you can read it on my profile, I was a professional play boy.

Back to the story, I decided to change my ways when I met this amazing girl last December. I ditched all the other girls and focused only on her. We got together that same month, and I'm head over heels for her, and I know she feels the same.

I've had some stupid attitudes like thinking I'm entitled, being petty, proud, arrogant, and careless since I was young, which has caused me to mess up with a lot of girls, even though I wasn't serious with them.

I made this girl obsessed with me and then I changed. If she didn't call or text, neither did I. I could go days without hearing from her and be fine with it because she was always the one reaching out.

I kept my feelings hidden and acted like she was the only one in love, like she was forcing herself on me. I was acting like a jerk.

This has been going on since the beginning of the year, and she put up with it until today when she finally had enough and broke up with me.

I even thought she was joking when she sent the breakup texts, but she blocked me right after without letting me reply. I thought she'd unblock me because I thought she couldn't live without me, but it hit me when I didn't see her message until this evening, and I realized she was serious.

I texted her from another number and begged her, saying I'll change, but she said no despite all my begging.

I swear, I'm really in love with this girl. She's super beautiful, loyal, caring, and independent. She's everything I want in a woman. I can't believe I messed things up because I was being a jerk. I'll never forgive myself.

I really need you guys to cheer me up and tell me how to win her back. I don't want to lose her. She do visit Nairaland as a guest, I’m sure she’ll see this.

I truly love her.

Show her this your post

Make I talk true
Na my mama be that woman

Mtcheeeew

This man should go and jump on his treadmill and leave this unnecessary talks.

Once, they are out of office they will start doing like saints, see OBJ na

SpecialAdviser:
He can't say this about Allah or Mohammed

Every insult is on Christians. Even Christians gave themselves out. Shame

The Christian God fights for himself

Okete001:
Hehehe

Na why some people from a particular region dey carry cocaine.

Heaven help those who help themselves

Hahaha

Same way some people from a particular region Dey do rituals

Heaven indeed helps those who help themselves

I wish they were caught

Nigerians are mannerless, power intoxicated people and no form of humanity in their blood.

Because you carry gun, you think it’s right to shoot everyone that upsets you.

May Karma visit them both, and in a terrible way.

Imagine saying they are taking the body for investigation and autopsy, for an incident that 2/3 people witnessed and explained.
This country is a yeye place

Me I have list sha

1.Ewedu- I haven’t tasted it and will never do. However, the sight alone and the smell I’ve perceived while in the school hostel usually nauseate me.

2.Gbegiri- I heard it’s grounded beans? You grind beans to take with swallow?

3. Pizza- I wonder how people enjoy all those mendemende they put

4. Starch- I’m short of words, starch?

5.Banga soup- normal I suppose like this soup, but it tastes like vomit and smells like vomit too


Mayonnaise and salad cream-This is not food, however it’s puzzling how people eat this with bread and salad.eew!

Nazgul:
Pizza. I still don't understand how people enjoy eating it.

God bless you

Mariangeles:
Golden morn. Like...🤢

Golden morn?!
Ahhh
Put plenty milk inside, you will love it

Watianoengineer:
The day I tasted Okpa I spat it out immediately. I thought it was close to moin moin in taste but the taste was horrible

okpa?!

You joking or something?

sunshine1974:
people like you are the enemies of progress the world is talking about. No be only surds, Na Jacobian theory. Nonesense

😂🤣🤣
Wahala

But why them say ha for 70times6… them be olodo

But the guy brain hot sha
Una for give am exponential equation, surds or arithmetical equations to solve

I know the feeling
I remember how we moved from face me I face you to two bedroom flat, I felt like a big man pikin
I was an extrovert whilst in face me I face you, come turn introvert for flat.

Congratulations OP

Menace caused by the male gender

Valoromega:
I've been married for 2 years now with a new born baby. the issue now is that anytime we have issues my wife always threatens to leave.
she will arrange and bag and say she's leaving. this has happened more tha 4 times, basically anytime we have issues as a couple.

She will say she's still young and she can't take any nonsense in marriage, Mind u i have never hit her before so this isnt a case of domestic violence, just normal couples issue.

I'm tired of this and i'm thinking about my options right now, I want to tell her to leave but she should drop my child for me. she can't use our marriage as a threat everytime we have issues

Make she comot
When her eyes see Wetin outside she go know

CuriousRabbit:
but he get money pass your papa wey get bear bear.
You no get sense

Are you wizkid?
He also has money more than you and your household
Fighting battle for person wey no sabi you

BeanmanX:
But you go open legs for am anytime right? 😂

Do I look like your female family members?

Wizkid wey Dey sing song like upcoming artiste, with his beardless face