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Food › Re: Hunters Fight Over An Antelope Their Dog Caught (Video) by ukaface(f): 6:26pm On May 02, 2024
Mtcheeeew
Politics › Re: Jesus Can't Deliver You From Poverty- Oshiomhole Declares by ukaface(f): 6:25pm On May 02, 2024
This man should go and jump on his treadmill and leave this unnecessary talks.

Once, they are out of office they will start doing like saints, see OBJ na
Politics › Re: Jesus Can't Deliver You From Poverty- Oshiomhole Declares by ukaface(f): 6:22pm On May 02, 2024
SpecialAdviser:
He can't say this about Allah or Mohammed

Every insult is on Christians. Even Christians gave themselves out. Shame
The Christian God fights for himself
Politics › Re: Jesus Can't Deliver You From Poverty- Oshiomhole Declares by ukaface(f): 6:21pm On May 02, 2024
Okete001:
Hehehe

Na why some people from a particular region dey carry cocaine.

Heaven help those who help themselves
Hahaha

Same way some people from a particular region Dey do rituals

Heaven indeed helps those who help themselves
Crime › Re: Fuel Scarcity: Toheeb Eniafe Shot Dead Over Argument At Petrol Station In Lagos by ukaface(f): 6:16pm On May 02, 2024
I wish they were caught

Nigerians are mannerless, power intoxicated people and no form of humanity in their blood.

Because you carry gun, you think it’s right to shoot everyone that upsets you.

May Karma visit them both, and in a terrible way.

Imagine saying they are taking the body for investigation and autopsy, for an incident that 2/3 people witnessed and explained.
This country is a yeye place
Food › Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by ukaface(f): 5:57pm On May 02, 2024
Me I have list sha

1.Ewedu- I haven’t tasted it and will never do. However, the sight alone and the smell I’ve perceived while in the school hostel usually nauseate me.

2.Gbegiri- I heard it’s grounded beans? You grind beans to take with swallow?

3. Pizza- I wonder how people enjoy all those mendemende they put

4. Starch- I’m short of words, starch?

5.Banga soup- normal I suppose like this soup, but it tastes like vomit and smells like vomit too


Mayonnaise and salad cream-This is not food, however it’s puzzling how people eat this with bread and salad.eew!
Food › Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by ukaface(f): 5:51pm On May 02, 2024
Nazgul:
Pizza. I still don't understand how people enjoy eating it.
God bless you
Food › Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by ukaface(f): 5:50pm On May 02, 2024
Mariangeles:
Golden morn. Like...🤢
Golden morn?!
Ahhh
Put plenty milk inside, you will love it
Food › Re: One Food You Cannot Understand Why People Enjoy It. by ukaface(f): 5:50pm On May 02, 2024
Watianoengineer:
The day I tasted Okpa I spat it out immediately. I thought it was close to moin moin in taste but the taste was horrible
okpa?!huh

You joking or something?
Education › Re: Young Boy With An Insane Math Skills Shocks Everyone (Video) by ukaface(f): 8:46am On May 01, 2024
sunshine1974:
people like you are the enemies of progress the world is talking about. No be only surds, Na Jacobian theory. Nonesense
😂🤣🤣
Wahala
Education › Re: Young Boy With An Insane Math Skills Shocks Everyone (Video) by ukaface(f): 10:08pm On Apr 30, 2024
But why them say ha for 70times6… them be olodo

But the guy brain hot sha
Una for give am exponential equation, surds or arithmetical equations to solve
Properties › Re: I Finally Moved Out Of Face Me I Face You by ukaface(f): 10:02pm On Apr 30, 2024
I know the feeling
I remember how we moved from face me I face you to two bedroom flat, I felt like a big man pikin
I was an extrovert whilst in face me I face you, come turn introvert for flat.

Congratulations OP
Crime › Re: Woman's Body Dumped Along Abuja Airport Road (Photo) by ukaface(f): 9:57pm On Apr 30, 2024
Menace caused by the male gender
Family › Re: My Wife Always Threatens To Leave Our Marriage Anytime We Have Issues by ukaface(f): 3:47pm On Apr 30, 2024
Valoromega:
I've been married for 2 years now with a new born baby. the issue now is that anytime we have issues my wife always threatens to leave.
she will arrange and bag and say she's leaving. this has happened more tha 4 times, basically anytime we have issues as a couple.

She will say she's still young and she can't take any nonsense in marriage, Mind u i have never hit her before so this isnt a case of domestic violence, just normal couples issue.

I'm tired of this and i'm thinking about my options right now, I want to tell her to leave but she should drop my child for me. she can't use our marriage as a threat everytime we have issues
Make she comot
When her eyes see Wetin outside she go know
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Davido Fight On Social Media Overnight by ukaface(f): 12:06pm On Apr 30, 2024
CuriousRabbit:
but he get money pass your papa wey get bear bear.
You no get sense
Are you wizkid?
He also has money more than you and your household
Fighting battle for person wey no sabi you
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Davido Fight On Social Media Overnight by ukaface(f): 12:05pm On Apr 30, 2024
BeanmanX:
But you go open legs for am anytime right? 😂
Do I look like your female family members?
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid And Davido Fight On Social Media Overnight by ukaface(f): 6:56am On Apr 30, 2024
Wizkid wey Dey sing song like upcoming artiste, with his beardless face
Family › Re: Nigerian Who Relocated To UK In 2022 Beat Wife To Death With Skateboard by ukaface(f): 9:20pm On Apr 28, 2024
Zyrac:
Men Normally are Chill.

Make e pain u because na true
Men are not chill

I’m far from feeling any pain
You can’t change my mindset
Events › Re: Wedding Reception Price In 1982 (see Receipt) by ukaface(f): 5:56pm On Apr 28, 2024
Lalami3232:
Those were the good old days!!!
After wedding reception, you go home with your tear rubber (virgin) wife, not these fairly and roughly used (non-virgins) of nowadays. When you get home, una go enjoy unaselves and you go dey happy ever after. The #500 no go pain you lailai because the partner wey you meet worth the money. Imagine been the first to drive a car, not fairly used we see everywhere nowadays.
Anyways, what do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted
You leave topic go Dey attack women
You no Dey get headache?
Hand no pain you as you type finish?
Hiaaa
Nawa o


Who Dey fornicate with the females?
No be Una Dey always shout’ body no be firewood’ ‘ Konji wan kill me’ upandan? No be your gender Dey deceive women upandan with ‘ baby let me just put the tip’?
Y’all just be acting like say Una be saint

You leave topic go Dey attack woman, if you meet virgin now you go do anything differently for her? Na you go still badmouth her if she show you one bad character.
Go siddown jare.
Politics › Re: Northern Groups Uncover Plot To Stop Tinubu In 2027 by ukaface(f): 4:55pm On Apr 28, 2024
Wait Tinubu is doing 2027 toohuh
Tor! O pari niyen
Christianity Etc › Re: This Is What To Do If Your Girlfriend Is Disturbing You For Sex by ukaface(f): 12:27pm On Apr 28, 2024
Interesting15:
First of all, the modern boyfriend-girlfriend romantic relationship thing is not in God's original Will, which explains why it is one of the major contributors to the high increase in heartaches and emotional headaches prevalent amongst many young people. As far as getting a partner is concerned, this is what to follow:

The Will of God is that when a man (not a boy) has attained a certain stature where marriage can be embraced, (after such a man has discovered his identity and purpose on earth), He (God) should be approached to provide a woman (not a girl) who will become his wife. After God has provided the woman, prior to marriage, the couple embarks on what we call courtship, where they learn to know more about themselves (in an attempt to make necessary adjustments before they tie the knot), and must not defile the marriage bed during the courting period (that is, must not indulge in premarital sex).

Now, let's say you have been ignorant of this, and due to whatever reason (loneliness, peer pressure, etc) you now have a boyfriend or girlfriend who is insisting that you start having sex when not being married. Well, that is proof that you should discard such a person since it is obvious they are only after your body and their lustful immediate gratification, and they don't really love you as you think.

It is important to not allow anyone to make you sin against God for whatever reason, irrespective of how hard they are trying to make you feel they love you (they don't really love you if they are trying to make you rebel against God your Source).

God's perfect Will as far as sexual pleasure is concerned is that all forms of sexual pleasure should only be shared between a married man and his female wife inside the safe confines of their marriage institution, with no other party involved.


To avoid the emotional heartaches and headaches a lot of young people experience due to their romantic entanglements with a member of the opposite gender, the best path to take is to do things God's way. When you are set for a relationship with a member of the opposite gender, make sure you are going into it with marriage in view, and both of you must agree not to do things meant for married couples alone - such as sex. If the person won't agree with you, it shows they don't really love you in the first place, and you don't have a place in their longterm plans. They only planned to suck you dry before dumping you and moving to the next victim.


You are a child of God (whether you currently have a relationship with Him or not), not a mere sex tool. Before you were born God has demonstrated His love for you by coming in the Person of Jesus Christ to die for your sins (you were born into sin) and redeemed you to Himself. He wants an intimate relationship with you that is eternal in nature, and you will be empowered with the Holy Ghost to live above corruption for all of eternity.

Jesus loves you.
Good day sir
I have a question

If all have been redeemed to Christ from birth, how come we all still have the mind to sin?
I thought if one is redeemed of Christ, the nature of sin gets uprooted right? But why do people still sin?

And why can’t we have to holyspirit from birth to conquer sin? Why does God allow devil to win all the time? Why can’t God just kill Devil for crying out loud? He created devil, he might as well kill him so that everyone can enjoy heavenly things.

Please I need answers, explain to me like a baby so that I can understand this religion. Thank you sir.
Romance › Re: I Am A Finished Man by ukaface(f): 12:37pm On Apr 27, 2024
drimzsmoke:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hold up, how is your dadhuh🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
Wetin do your father?
Romance › Re: I Am A Finished Man by ukaface(f): 9:21am On Apr 27, 2024
And y’all say men have sense
Romance › Re: Anambra Billionaire Gifts Girlfriend N100million Naira As Birthday Gift - Pic by ukaface(f): 9:18am On Apr 27, 2024
Doings oooo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When A Man Has To Survive, He Does Anything by ukaface(f): 9:16am On Apr 27, 2024
Hmmmm
It is well
Education › Re: The UNN Lecturer Who Was Dismissed Might Not Be Guilty. Here Is Why by ukaface(f): 9:13am On Apr 27, 2024
dominique:
On today's episode of let's not hold men responsible for their beastly actions grin

🤡🤡🤡
My dear

On today’s episode of ‘ men can never commit any form of atrocities’
Family › Re: Nigerian Who Relocated To UK In 2022 Beat Wife To Death With Skateboard by ukaface(f): 7:49am On Apr 27, 2024
Zyrac:
Why is he not as angry to his fellow guy friends?
Face the truth 90% of domestic abuse originates from a sturbon or disloyal wife the remaining 10% are from drunken husbands. Men normally are chill na women de provoke us and we will still be to blamed
Have you met his fellow guy friends?
Don’t you know na only women Dey na e some guys Dey flex muscle? Wait o, which kind thinking Una get sef. Una grow up for naija Abi na abroad Una grow up, you live for mainland? To see marital happenings?
Inukwa men normally are chill…smh
I’m tired of talking ( typing)
Travel › Re: Nigerian Couple Buys A House 2 And Half Years Of Moving To UK. by ukaface(f): 4:30am On Apr 27, 2024
Kalvan:
It’s a mortgage not a blood oath. You don’t want to be locked in? Pay it off or sell the house and go back to renting. A mortgage system allows middle class families to own homes and property, it by far beats a system where only the wealthy can own property and the rest remain landless serfs
Hiaaa
You wan flog me?
Family › Re: Nigerian Who Relocated To UK In 2022 Beat Wife To Death With Skateboard by ukaface(f): 11:01pm On Apr 26, 2024
hopexter:
I’ve already concluded. No man would pick up a skateboard that is heavier than a hammer and hit his wife on the head if he wasn’t planning to kill her. He chose murder and a life sentence over whatever she did.
Because the guy Dey ment na
Family › Re: Nigerian Who Relocated To UK In 2022 Beat Wife To Death With Skateboard by ukaface(f): 10:59pm On Apr 26, 2024
hopexter:
This has nothing to do with us! I’m a Nigerian living in UK. I’ve seen all to arrive on my comments. West African women are evil in Uk, especially Nigerians and Ghanaians which is why, they are all single here. Nobody wants a Nigerian girl in UK because of their known atrocities.

You’re actually thinking too highly of yourself by thinking you’ll come across me in the first place 🤮🤮
No this is you thinking highly of yourself, I said ‘ I pray not to come across your type’ did I say ‘ I pray not to come across you? C’mon you should know the difference na.

Well Nigerian men are getting known too by their murdering atrocities, oh even rape…. Wonderful

Dey jonz

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