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Na only sucrutm e get, e no get Pe.nis

Aaaaarghmed:
useless woman spotted

Who be this one?

Enemyofpeace:
I wish to see your naked body soonest

Who be this one

Hassanmaye:
Shut the fkp

Gerrout

cutecommend:
No sex before marriage is a beautiful and nice thing, but it can be messed up with a lie. How? If a lady is insisting on "No sex before marriage", do not clap for her as a good lady, because she may be keeping you for marriage and sleeping with someone else. So sexual purity that appears to be good because of marriage, while secretly sleeping with someone else is deceptive.
No sex before marriage should be no sex with the person I want to marry and no sex with anyone else.

You are bias
Why use a woman as the only example?
A man too can say no sex before marriage, and that is because he doesn’t want the woman to find out that he is impotent, 2 mins man.

Sleeping naked is sweet until cockroach fly and perch on your boo,bs or pr!ck
Or until spiritual husband/wife and spirits start playing with your body

# joking

Disgusting

Thought these gender get sense o
See this one o

Tor

I sha no want any crazy man

Get better sense before moving to me

Aahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahaha

So men can be this useless

I just see one wey do him own for uniport, now UNN
A ni pe una life don labash

Person papa, person head of family. Example of gender wey Dey always ask ‘ what are you bringing to the table’

Idiat

Aaaaahhh

Children wey their parents don push them to skip class go enter ss3 at age 15 go come do Wetin with the next 3 years?

I’m kuku in support

Men are useless


A majority of them
If you mention me then you are part of the majority


A thread where the NL men ain’t bashing the females
Isn’t God wonderful

Them don see Wetin their gender don do, their saintly gender their mouth don do shut up

The girl is even covered up o, no be say she too Dey endowed o if not they for don change story to the girl seduced him

Arizoner:
make I carry you enter room 112. I know say you like that tin

Who be this one?

Arizoner:
old cargo tell your age and put the devil to shame

Who be this one?

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Good morning..

Good morning o

Tor
Aunty don vex


Who go settle this case now

You see anything Muslim I fear them o
Whether na Yoruba Abi na Hausa Muslim, Wetin I don use my eyes see for their side reach for me to give them space

jeromestarks:
I met this beautiful, hardworking and godloving lady somewhere at work. She's very nice and accommodating. She's also a graduate.
Let me quickly say that this lady is a decent lady - yeah, I went FBI on her; searched her socials: Facebook, insta, X etc and sincerely, all the pictures she took were done in her home (she stays with her mother).

As I interacted with her, I discovered she's a homely person. She doesn't club, doesn't smoke, doesn't drink. She's just all about stability.

I fell in love with her personality until I asked one last question.
"Sorry, I don't mean to pry. Please, how old are you?"

Without hesitation, this lady answered "I am 27"

Immediately I heard 27, I lost every single ounce of interest I had in her.
I didn't show it to her. I just said " Wow! You look so pretty, one would think you're 18. Thank God I asked."
She laughed and I could see her blush.

We discussed about other things, exchanged numbers and she left.
I have made up my mind never to call her. The age put me off and I don't even know why.


So dear ladies, do not tell men your age until the both of you are in a serious relationship. Never tell a man your age on the first date. Never!
Wait until you see some level of commitment or at least, until he got used to you a little.

Okay
Operation lie about my age activated

But I thought this acclaimed man has strong people backing him up.
Why do I feel sorry for him?
Verydarkblackman would feel sooooo satisfied right now

VinnyBaba:
Lols.😄😄😂

Honestly, most Discussions in University or Sec. School WhatsApp groups are hardly Meaningful.😕

Exactly
Never meaningful

CharleyBright:
True.
I was badly flogged and wounded once or twice in school by some idiotic and barbaric teachers while growing up. My parents didn't protect me enough because I was in a public school.
I am trying to protect my children from such barbaric teachers that's why i put them in private school. I won't stand for that while I am paying so much monies in private school for my children. Why nah, the teacher chop craze?

My two children will be writing JAMB next week. They have different centers.
I will have to leave my work and take one to the centre and stay all through, while my wife will have to leave her work to do same for the other person. Simply because we don't trust their safety if they go alone.
But honestly, these are dangerous times. Era of innocence is gone. Abuja is no longer safe. It is better and safer to over protect our children than to have them fall into hands of kidnappers and be called to be millions in ransom.
Better to drive them to school and drive and pick them back safely. They have become lazy and over dependent, that's okay, but make we do our responsibility to protect them as parents first.
May God grant us grace.

Will you be with them in university, dropping and picking them from lectures?

Just an innocent question I ask o sir.thank you

My secondary school page is filled with people who Dey show off, the clique of friends back then in school Dey yab other people.
Imagine being referred as ‘ that slim quiet girl that was always following O…’ omo! E pain me, I jejely deactivate from the group, no be me Una wan use bad energy for.
That page na Yeye page. I don’t think I want to be involved with my secondary school mates.

My S.O.N page no sabi pass wishing happy birthday upandan and contributing money for person wey carry belle, or who Dey do wedding. After I don contribute finish page no come Dey functional, everybody don quiet, minding their business.
Who go come contribute for me when I marry and carry belle bayi?

Tor

Me na ogbono water I Dey drink

teeshet:
you errh. Na me go sama you. Continue doing shakara up and down

Sama kwa?
You dreaming

Freshtruth:
I am the Manager of a Hotel. There is this waitress that is also working at the hotel, very respectful and loyal. All the workers in the hotel respect me to the bone.

Until the same waitress keep hailing me when ever she come to my office she will say may may u are a very handsome guy o. During my off day I called her to a bar in my area cause that was her off day too. I bought her barbeque and holandia yourgut. We lodge an hotel room and she satisfy me well.

The next morning I told her we won't do this again that is wrong because am a married man she said no problem, since then this girl has been disrespecting me, she embarrass me in front of the supervisors. My supervisor got angry and told me to sack her or report her to the owner of the hotel. I told them I will handle the issue.

Pls advise me what to do pls.

See am?
You ain’t even remorse over cheating on your wife, but worried over being disrespected.

Where that guy that said men don’t cheat?

Dyfynezz12:
Yes, some troll a lot. but how do u come to the conclusion that up to 75% dont have sense?

I think it’s even more like 90%

Some want toxicity, because they possessed by a stubborn and troublesome demon.

Some want peace and don’t have strength to fight

It depends on who you jam

Still the nyash no fyn

Stephen2324:
Just saw something so I want to ask. How does it feel if you see the person that hurt you, whom you've envisioned forever with, getting engaged/engaging another person while you're still dealing with your pain and trauma?

People say they dated 4 years but their Ex is engaged to another merely 6 months after breakup. How does it feel and how did you handle it?

By erasing him off my head, blocked and unfollowed him on socials
And going about my business

Guy kept disturbing me on Facebook until I abused him, then I blocked him

People like that need to be distanced for your peace of mind

Salami234:
Please I'm not proud of this but that have become my reality..mod please move to the right section..

I need help, and urgently guys..

Today is the worst day of my life which I wish I never experience,before I continue please pardon my grammar..

I'm in my late twenties,I never had sex with anybody before till today, though I have been masturbating for years now,but never had sexual penetration before,so few days ago there's this girl,(we work in the same place) we started chatting, having some kind of sexual chats,we also do video calls where we masturbate together..so today she pleaded that I come over to her place,I insisted that I'm not ready for it yet but she insisted,I already told her that I never had sex before,after much persuasion I agreed but on a condition that no penetration which she agreed too..

So I went there,we did the romancing,and she started pleading that we have real sex.. before we started I'm already in panic mood,my heart was beating faster,I finally give in to her demand..

Bredrens before I could even penetrate, I have already released.😞😞😞 My god I was so embarrassed I forgot, getting a full erection was also a full time job...

Please I'm emotionally and mentally down, what should I do to overcome this?

I already know that I don finally cast because that girl will surely tell her friends everything,I'm really down mentally..

Someone should help me please 🙏🙏🙏

Till further notice nothing concern me with girls again..

😂🤣I’m sorry

But maybe you should stop masturbating and do more penetrative sex🤷🏽‍♀️, I don’t know o
And if the girl is mature she no suppose cast you🤣, um on a serious note….. I don’t even know sef

Like 75% of NL men no get sense, this post would it.

They won’t fail to yab the woman in the narration

Elidrisy20:
She's not serious, instead of her to look for a husband, she's looking for a partner

Is a spouse not a partner?🤷🏽‍♀️

Then leave girl and make money

Trustyourself:
Sorry, are you still doing that your olosho work?

Sorry
You still Dey market? You still escape from yabaleft after you comot from Aro??