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May God help us all. These are really hard times.

sayso:
we cannot name hurricane to sanusi name,that will immortalize him.The guy is a bleeping malam

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And what's wrong with immortalizing a mallam?

@Fhemmmy: I've follwed your thread up till now and it's nothing short of remarkable. u're doing a great job sir. pls keep it up.

I'll like to know how much it will cost me to pre-order a 2006-2008 BMW 130i. i'll appreciate some pix 2. Thanks

Use Endix-G antifungi cream. it works like magic. good luck.

Na wah!

Please guys, Everybody has bad breath in the morning. it's what motivates the early morning kiss that really matters. If its a genuine expression of love, trust me, you won't even notice the bad breath.

OH YES! i will kiss my girl over and over again before anything else (if its OK by her of course ).

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I dont have anybody i can trust in lagos. do u have anyone u can trust in abuja?

Administrator, your front page tag is reading ONDO instead of EDO. kindly amend.

I where is ur location. (im in abuja). im intrested in NEED FOR SPEED AND SOUL CALUBUR 4. think we can do business?

I where is ur location. (im in abuja). im intrested in NEED FOR SPEED AND SOUL CALUBUR 4. think we can do business?

totorimi:
I had four babes that planned to come visit me on Val day, so I switched off my line for national peace. When I turned it back on by 11pm I got more than 33 sms all of them coursing and swearing. The reason I don't know, how can I take four girls out for Valentine doesn't make sense. It was ok at the end of the day cos i went to Nero's bar to hang out with my guys

LWKM. u were lucky they did not all decide to show up at the same time.

Valentine or not, the last weekend felt like the worst i've ever had in my life! went down with the flu, head banging like hell, watched helplessly as my girlfriend got drunk off my carefully preserved valentine booze alone. i mean guys, how bad can bad get?

Hell to the NO!. what we do here has neither name nor definition.

Thanks, but NO, thanks!. I'd rather stay away.

^^^^ well said. This is about the most matured thing i've ever read on Nairaland. The comments are precise and objective. I guess maturity comes wit marriage. I'm not married yet, but im having a similar issue wit my GF. I love this girl so much, but all d fun in d relationship is gone. We've been together for more than a year and it was really great at the begining. But now, we dnt get to talk anymore although i know we've got so much to say to each other. Based on d really helpful comments above, i guess we'll just go back to d drawing board, open up and try once more to make it work. Kudos to the OP and contributors.

LWKMD. Bros u too much. whenever I'm forced to watch a nolllywood movie, it's just like paying to watch a comedian that is not funny. I WANT MY MONEY BACK GO.DAMNIT!!!

Obsession By Calvin Klein. That perfume s.u.cks.

hell no!

Hope for the best, prepare to see the worst. our boys look dejected!

Carlosein:
this topic is just killing me with laffta!

who knows this one: if you want to see spirits live, go to (pre fashola) oshodi at night.
throw something on the floor then bend to pick it. while you're at it, look between your legs at people and you'd see the ghosts and spirits floating along without touching the ground.

but if them catch you and slap you, omo you don deaf for life be dat o!

i tried it sometime but will refrain from telling what i saw. go do ya own to find out

I guess you saw an area boy comin 4 ur (bent) a.ss.

The list is long, but they all have Corruption's DNA!

r231:
take advantage

Nuff said!

Can u see the look on the BMW's face? it's saying I wish i have hands! i would have ,

This is really good.

how about Ikhigbonoaremen? the bearer cant even tell me the meaning! lol

The Man should have said "Same to You!"

Good luck with that mate. but since it's FAMILY SIZE, dont forget to share with your,

LWKMD hehehehe!

It is forbidden to publicly roast yam or plantain (for sale) in ijare, ondo state. (i don't know the consequences). Weird.

it is also forbidden to publicly display palm fruits in Benin, Edo state. (i hear u get to lose your head if you are caught)

This crazy religious intolerance the average illiterate nothern muslim have for others has to stop. Im supposed to be in Jos this weekend for a wedding. i think im going to have a rethink.

Another wrench in the works of progress. what a shame.