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TV/MoviesRe: What Is The Most Interesting Movie You Can't Get Tired Watching? by ume1000: 9:51am On Mar 03, 2022
royalamour:
Lord of the rings trilogy.

The best movie ever.
says who
PoliticsRe: Women In Abuja Protest Against National Assembly's Misogynistic Agenda (Photos) by ume1000: 8:44pm On Mar 02, 2022
jadyclem:
They're simply not ready to compete. Men competed (worked) for everything they have and you see them asking for slots. Why? Because they are women! These people only have mouth and nothing else!
they got a slippery hole with metallic ammonia fragrance grin
PoliticsRe: Women In Abuja Protest Against National Assembly's Misogynistic Agenda (Photos) by ume1000: 8:43pm On Mar 02, 2022
BRATISLAVA:
K
grin you were like NIGERIAN MEN SHOULD FORFEIT THEIR SITS TO WOMEN CAUSE THEY GOT A VARGINA

all these women are queen while men are their servant mentality go turn u to boy boy soon

How many Nigerian men gets their seat on gender bases
RomanceRe: I'm In A Fix... HELP ME! by ume1000: 3:07pm On Mar 02, 2022
Frenzy01:
This is bullish!t... Stop believing all this crap. Op was simply encapsulated in the wild and sweet s*x he gets from her. His loniness and the absence of his wife also aggravated the matter. This is pure infatuation, nothing like jazz here
if hypnosis can be done medically what makes jazz any different
PoliticsRe: SANs Reject Immunity For CJN, Others As National Assembly Votes Today by ume1000: 5:22pm On Mar 01, 2022
gawu1:
Immunity does not mean those official can not be removed from office.
Governors have immunity yet we have seen many governors removed from office.
immunity means they can not be presecuted while in office

In order words they want the privilege to steal without been questioned
CrimeRe: Video Of Clash Between NDLEA Officials And Hoodlums in Lagos Island by ume1000: 5:53pm On Feb 26, 2022
Arysexy:
The average Igbo man will continue tormenting you till you die.

This is how you hateful beings misjudge issues. Some tribalist tried dragging igbo into a thread that does not concern them, and an igbo guy calls him out, you just came from no where to start blabbing about igbos irking you.

You must be a senseless creature
the Igbo guy no call out ,he threatened the said guy for express his opinion and that my dear is the attitude of the average Ibo man

Always the aggressors
Foreign AffairsRe: Facebook Bans Russia State Media From Running Adverts, Monetising by ume1000: 4:48pm On Feb 26, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Known by people who can't think for themself..
no
Elements responsible for life(moderately reactive elements) been in much quantity in the human(living tissues) ,as opposed to the highly reactive ones

Earth been positioned at just the right place for life

Human dominion over relatively more powerful animals

The separate genders (responsible for reproduction) the list goes on and on

Coincidence has its limits

A program definitely has a programmer

The process of life formation is too precise to be a chance occurrence
Foreign AffairsRe: Facebook Bans Russia State Media From Running Adverts, Monetising by ume1000: 4:38pm On Feb 26, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Take your imaginary creature outta here..he has no business here..what nonsense end time is he hosting.. undecided

How long will Nigerians come to realize that there ain't no imaginary creature nowhere and no end time nonsense is happening..
God exist whether you believe it or not

It is known ,it is known
CrimeRe: Video Of Clash Between NDLEA Officials And Hoodlums in Lagos Island by ume1000: 4:34pm On Feb 26, 2022
Kylekent59:
Let him say it and see how the Igbos would treat him with care, and advise him to work harder in life.

You think they are like you guys that keep hating and hating.

I hope you can now see the difference between your mind and my mind.
have known a lot of Ibo guys they are mostly the same

Wen you dey follow dem talk Na fight be their endgame

You give dem reasons why Biafra is a wrong idea FIGHT

You say something that doesn't agree with what they are saying FIGHT

They treat traders of other tribe terribly in their land but wan dey form boss for other people land
HealthRe: Why Does My Vagina Smell? 8 Causes Of Vaginal Odour by ume1000: 4:22pm On Feb 26, 2022
Bmaster:
comradesimp,see as you carry this women topic 4 head,you sure say u get sense so?
wetin corn sign you
CrimeRe: Video Of Clash Between NDLEA Officials And Hoodlums in Lagos Island by ume1000: 4:03pm On Feb 26, 2022
Kylekent59:
If they born you well, come out in real life and repeat your statement at Alaba market make we check something.

You tell me what concerns Igbos here.

All you guys do is distribute hatred all over the threads.

Ewu Hausa
if e talk am for Alaba market una go kill am abi?

Na the kind govt when una wan establish for Nigeria be that

Creatures who cannot hold a conversation without resolving to volience

The average Igbo man irks me
RomanceRe: Tales By Moonlight by ume1000: 9:44am On Feb 24, 2022
Nice story with good lessons
RomanceRe: What "Table" Means To Men. by ume1000: 6:12am On Feb 24, 2022
sharone21:
Your mama really waka b4 she born u that is y u know of cursed wombs that u emerged from.

You need prayers to deliver u from cursed predicaments
Nonsense
cursed if it has been overused

Sista how many abortion Na u don do?

I wan check something
RomanceRe: What "Table" Means To Men. by ume1000:
cococandy:
No he offered her a name.
like she was nameless before he met her.
Don’t forget the ‘protection’ too grin
a woman has no name (surname),she bears the name of whoever puts a roof o'er her head
RomanceRe: What "Table" Means To Men. by ume1000: 10:34pm On Feb 23, 2022
cococandy:
Obviously, they offer us protection from their fellow men.

They are so close. So close to realizing that they are the problem . But they run face-first smack into the point and still somehow miss it entirely.
I’ve never seen such a phenomenon in my life grin

Like Why would we need protection if y’all behaved yourselves?

And even though they say that, it’s not even true. How many of them call out abusive men? How many prioritize building a society where women don’t have to hide pepper spray in their purses? How many speak up against violence towards women instead of justifying it? I could go on and on. Many may not actively participate in creating unsafe spaces for women but they tolerate the ones who do. And attack the women who confront the dangerous ones. So they are protecting no one.

Protection indeed.

They deliberately created a world that’s unsafe for women and in return we have to submit to them so that they can protect us from the problems they cause.
women actually created these problems by been the parasitic creatures that they are

She only offers her pussy if it has never been used(which is rarely the case)

They drain men financially , emotionally and spiritually

What can women offer the society other than the I CARRY YOU FOR NINE MONTHS TALK (as if,if she f**k she no go get belle b4)
RomanceRe: What "Table" Means To Men. by ume1000: 10:18pm On Feb 23, 2022
CHoccolaTE:
But you didn't add the part where the man carried his kids in his womb and raised his kids by himself while the woman stood by saying she has nothing left to give.
Oya complete the conversation.
pregnancy is as a product of sex ,you are not offering it in marriage ,the moment she offers her p***y she accepts the consequences
A man offers her dignity by placing his seed in her overused , sometimes cursed womb(due to abortion)

A man offers her respect by cohabiting with her sometimes shameless self(if she sleeps around ) believe it or not most women sleep around

Ladychewy for no try this her nonsense if I open narialand this morning
RomanceRe: What "Table" Means To Men. by ume1000: 9:59pm On Feb 23, 2022
Ladycewhy:
So by your logic ,do we now conclude that women of the past were bad heads and based marriages on pussy alone? undecided.


And by the way it's also common sense that the table for men is bills and financial capability and responsibility . Deny and twist it all you want , MEN HAVE NOTHING TO PUT ON THE TABLE OTHER THAN MONEY.

Hence the reason they feel emasculated when they loose their jobs in marriages and become useless to themselves and nagging to their wife.

I don't know about men of other societies ,but Nigerian men see money as a means of control cos that is all they have to offer , hence they fear a woman that earns well or even more than them. You will hear "this one go fit submit so? ". Like why would a grown adult submit to you a mere mortal like her unto say you be Lord and savior?
men: I offer fd**k
women :I offer p***y

Men:i offer protection
women:have given all

Men :money for upkeep of the home
Women : got nothing left

Men: I offer you a name(my name)
Women:got no name to give
PoliticsRe: Troops Kill Several ISWAP/BHT Terrorists In Borno, Recover Arms (Photos) by ume1000: 3:48pm On Feb 22, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You are too young for that.. kiss
shocked
PoliticsRe: Troops Kill Several ISWAP/BHT Terrorists In Borno, Recover Arms (Photos) by ume1000: 3:46pm On Feb 22, 2022
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PoliticsRe: Troops Kill Several ISWAP/BHT Terrorists In Borno, Recover Arms (Photos) by ume1000: 3:45pm On Feb 22, 2022
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PoliticsRe: Troops Kill Several ISWAP/BHT Terrorists In Borno, Recover Arms (Photos) by ume1000: 3:34pm On Feb 22, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You are too young for that.. kiss
too young for what?
PoliticsRe: Troops Kill Several ISWAP/BHT Terrorists In Borno, Recover Arms (Photos) by ume1000: 3:32pm On Feb 22, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Thanks for the compliment baby boy.. kiss kiss
cum my place cum compliment me well Na
PoliticsRe: Troops Kill Several ISWAP/BHT Terrorists In Borno, Recover Arms (Photos) by ume1000: 3:10pm On Feb 22, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Salud.. kiss kiss
f***ish girl
RomanceRe: I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by ume1000: 12:11pm On Feb 22, 2022
kyber:
Still better than a broke ass niggi
a fool loveth the sound of his voice

Good if u never denied ur siblings any financial assistance they asked for

Bad if u rather spend on a pussy than ur family

Worst if u are a cyber criminal
RomanceRe: I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by ume1000: 12:07pm On Feb 22, 2022
kyber:
I don’t use Androids ma nigggi
hope say you no be yahoo yahoo
RomanceRe: I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by ume1000: 12:02pm On Feb 22, 2022
Datboredberri:
He has the money... Make yours...
says a leech
BusinessRe: Oil Price Nears $100 A Barrel Amid Russia-ukraine Crisis by ume1000: 10:56am On Feb 22, 2022
Poopypants:
So Russia is finally doing that thing that they said was “Western propaganda”. Big surprise. And yet some stupid Nairalanders kept saying the US was using propaganda. Never you take this website or people here serious , they are a bunch of ignorant ones. Go to other forums and have decent, meaningful conversations with people , this particular website, breeds morons.
and you are a member of this moronic forum angry
CrimeRe: Moses Oko, Killer Of Jennifer Anthony (UNIJOS Student) Goes Dumb In Court by ume1000: 8:59pm On Feb 21, 2022
Kutunban:
Laws don't work that way with emotions. I understand he is a terrible person and definitely he won't go Scott free.
was he caught red handed

I remember a certain chidima Ojukwu who committed same offence and wasn't brutalized the same way this young man has been beaten
PoliticsRe: Police Can Sack Female Officers Who Get Pregnant Out-Of-Wedlock - High Court by ume1000: 7:03pm On Feb 21, 2022
rickleye:
How does the Nigerian People suffer for every woman that gets pregnant ? Unless you came out from a man's womb - this is a fallacy ?
Do you know behind every successful man there is a woman who allowed him to achieve his greatest self while she took care of the kids and the home.
What reduced efficiency - there are tons of roles pregnant policewomen can hold besides going on raids -
This is a discriminate law which says you are less than a person because you have a womb !
CEO's of companies , military personal have babies out of wedlock yet Nigerian policewomen have diminished returns ?
so u expect the men to go on dangerous missions while she stays back cause she was whoring around
PoliticsRe: Police Can Sack Female Officers Who Get Pregnant Out-Of-Wedlock - High Court by ume1000: 7:00pm On Feb 21, 2022
Jennyclay:
Who are you to shut me up?? Are you normal??

Don't you ever quoted me again in your life!!!
shut the f**k up
PoliticsRe: Police Can Sack Female Officers Who Get Pregnant Out-Of-Wedlock - High Court by ume1000: 6:50pm On Feb 21, 2022
Jennyclay:
What does the law state about the male community dicks officers that get a lady pregnant out of wedlock??

You people should stop being irrational here... I mean, there should be equal judgment.

Rubbish & Nonsense High court!!
I believe the law is about the officer not the suppose spouse
* Do men get pregnant

*Are their spouse in the police force

*Would the girlfriend of the said policeman come to duty with the pregnancy

* Anybody dey know if policeman give person belle
RomanceRe: A Man Who Loves You Will Never Watch You Use Android Phone” – Lady Says by ume1000: 8:30pm On Feb 20, 2022
Senomii:
Chai!
Blood of jesus!!
carry on my wayward son
There would be peace when u are done

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