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PoliticsRe: Photos From The Soldiers And Shi'a(shiite) Muslims Clash by umehmj(m): 5:50pm On Dec 12, 2015
Macelliot:
Sunni Muslims Shias/shiites Sufis Almadiyahs Wahabis and 67 others Islamic sects...
hmm..nawao
RomanceRe: Could It Mean Signs Of Love? Or Could It Mean She Is Monitoring Me Spiritually? by umehmj(m): 5:46pm On Dec 12, 2015
oluwa please shine your light make he no go jam the one wey dey fly for night
RomanceRe: My Crush Liked My Facebook Page,does That Means Green Light? by umehmj(m): 5:42pm On Dec 12, 2015
haba! this is very straight forward to confuse you naa. na the car she like, not you. she will inbox you as soon as she begins to like you.
PoliticsRe: Photos From The Soldiers And Shi'a(shiite) Muslims Clash by umehmj(m): 5:37pm On Dec 12, 2015
i confuse o. please any Moslem or anyone that knows what this Shiite shit is all about should help me out please
FamilyRe: Which of These Punishments Did You Serve As A Kid? (Photo) by umehmj(m): 3:12pm On Dec 12, 2015
all the above. many are not there sef, like sit on air, plank plus starving. i too stubborn lol
Christianity EtcRe: The "Real" Face Of Jesus Discovered - See Photo by umehmj(m): 12:32am On Dec 12, 2015
hmm....see end time face
Jokes EtcRe: A Little Boy's Answer To What He Wants To Be When He Grows Up Will Amuse You by umehmj(m): 2:41pm On Dec 09, 2015
in another news, same question was thrown down here in 9ja and so many responses came through but only two of the responses caught my attention.

teacher: what would you like to be when you grow up?

Emeka: i want to be a successful business man with lots of cars, mansions and travel around the world in my private jet with lots of cash.

teacher: wow! that's really huge. very good.... How about you Linda?

Linda: I want to be emeka's wife when i grow up. grin

shikina
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2015 Live Update by umehmj(m): 12:56pm On Dec 09, 2015
The answer to all the questions of your life is in Matthew 6:33. -Bishop David Oyedepo
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2015 Live Update by umehmj(m): 12:54pm On Dec 09, 2015
#Shiloh2015 Hour of Visitation is now LIVE now at http://faithtabernacle.org.ng/ # We will be LIVE tweeting at @DrDavidOyedepo. You can get Shiloh pictures on Instagram @officialdomiinc. #FromGlorytoGlory
Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2015 Live Update by umehmj(m): 12:37am On Dec 09, 2015
God's Power was made manifest in the # Shiloh2015 Opening Night! The next service (Shiloh Prayer Hour) will be streaming LIVE at 5:30AM(GMT+1).
http://faithtabernacle.org.ng/
#FromGlorytoGlory , that's where you are going!

Christianity EtcRe: Shiloh 2015 Live Update by umehmj(m): 12:29am On Dec 09, 2015
udysweet:
From Glory to Glory,that's is where I am going! Amen! Just came back from one of the viewing centres around my area,was wonderful. At one point seemed like d devil wanted to scatter things,anoda church came right in front of our viewing centre to do like a revival and almost drowned us in the noise. Lol! But God took control and they moved away after a while and we had the whole place to ourselves again. I would love to be on ground fully but I won't be able to,maybe I'll try 2mor and thur then com bak and do wat I want to arnd before going bak on Friday,cos Papa mandated us to be fully on ground except u fall into certain categories listed. Me I want to tap fully into this encounter no distractions at all o,lol!
Good nite everyone*smiles*
you a winner too? hmm...interesting. from glory to glory is where we are going o!
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Arrest Fleeing Boko Haram Terrorists, Kill Many Others (Graphic Pics) by umehmj(m): 12:23am On Dec 09, 2015
animals! not an expression, they are literally animals. look at 'em
Jokes EtcMy Encounter With My Maths Teacher by umehmj(op): 7:49pm On Dec 08, 2015
i met my secondary school maths teacher last week and he asked for the direction to Zenith Bank in Maitama. I told him to make a 360 turn, walk for about 1.8 metres (round that up to the nearest tens), you will then see a shop which is perpendicularly to your right, make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7. Let him feel what I felt as a student during his math class in school. lol
EventsToday In History: Onika Tanya Maraj by umehmj(op): 1:19pm On Dec 08, 2015
Onika Tanya Maraj, born December 8, 1982 professionally known by her stage name Nicki Minaj, is a Trinidadian-born American rapper and songwriter.

Onika Tanya Maraj was born in Saint James, Trinidad and Tobago. Her parents Robert Maraj, a financial executive and part-time gospel singer, and Carol Maraj, are Trinidadians of African heritage, with Robert additionally of Asian Indian heritage. Carol worked in payroll and accounting departments during Minaj's youth. Minaj's father was addicted to alcohol and other drugs, and had a violent temper, burning down their house in December 1987.

Her 2010 debut album, Pink Friday, went 4x platinum and had seven singles reach the Billboard's Hot 100 at the same time

She has three brothers named Micaiah, Brandon and Jelani and is currently dating rapper Meek Mill

CareerRe: He Is Studing Chinese, Does He Have Hope? by umehmj(m): 11:57pm On Dec 07, 2015
ofcourse, i studied hanyu as a second course while in school and it was worth it.
RomanceRe: Tell Him I Love Him by umehmj(m): 10:23pm On Dec 07, 2015
jackpot:
osedvgirl, do you take sameer1212 to be your truthful and loving husband, in sickness an in health, in poverty and in wealth, till death do you part?
water under the bridge
RomanceRe: 'i Love You', When Was The Last Time You Use These Words, To Who? by umehmj(m): 9:42pm On Dec 07, 2015
this evening to my vitamilk soybean drink. so refreshing
RomanceRe: Mamagee Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland by umehmj(m): 9:20pm On Dec 07, 2015
LadyAimy:
If you think that is her pix then ur case is a hopeless one
Alright ladyaimy. Good night
RomanceRe: Mamagee Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland by umehmj(m): 9:03pm On Dec 07, 2015
LadyAimy:
Ask her not me
well if you can't answer, then i can aswell take your word for a joke
RomanceRe: Mamagee Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland by umehmj(m): 8:47pm On Dec 07, 2015
LadyAimy:
that is not her pix
it is not?? who is that then?
FamilyLMFAOOOO Check Out This Hilarious Conversation Between Husband And Wife by umehmj(op): 10:02am On Dec 07, 2015
really funny lol

RomanceRe: GUYS, 10 Signs Your Woman Is Cheating On You (MUST READ!) by umehmj(m): 9:35am On Dec 07, 2015
love nothing and nothing you love can be used against you
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Cheat? by umehmj(m): 8:25am On Dec 07, 2015
some people saying all sorts about men but let's get this straight. it takes a woman for a man to cheat. if women are faithful like some claim, then men can't cheat. its a 50-50. how many people concurhuh
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Cheat? by umehmj(m): 8:02am On Dec 07, 2015
Sexytemi:
But if we were to look around us the rate at which men cheat supersedes that at which woman cheat.....when a woman loves a guy, its just him n him alone, but when a guy loves a lady he still believes he has to cheat.
i want you to see the bigger picture but you are narrowing it down to the guys. cheating is here to stay. don't try to understand it; learn to live with it.

again, don't say men cheat more than women if you don't have the data to prove it. both men and women cheat but men's case is more complicated. i will explain why. women are emotional while men are logical. a man can sleep with a woman with no attachment but women need to bond before they mate. what this means is a guy that cheats is likely going to be caught because his the woman he cheats with will likely not keep it on the low. but the women - a woman can sleep with a guy that is not her man and when the guy sees her with her man, he won't raise a dust cos he doesn't care so long he gets his share of the booty. so its more difficult to burst the women than it is to catch the guys
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Cheat? by umehmj(m): 7:42am On Dec 07, 2015
why do women cheat? or they don't? my dear there is no laid down reason why anybody cheats, not just men. there are so many reasons than one will spend a lifetime listing them. the list is endless. so you are trying to understand what is beyond human capacity. it is mind boggling and has been passed down from generation to generation and it will continue to be so, so long the world tarries
EducationRe: Poor Grades In School: Come To My Aid Nlders, I Need Your Advice by umehmj(m): 7:24am On Dec 07, 2015
from your tone i noticed one thing - you see education as the only escape from hardship and poverty, hence you felt your world is coming to an end since it can't seem to be working out. don't get it twisted though, education is good but it's very wrong to see it as the only ticket to better life.

back to your issue. you made us understand you are pretty brainy in you tender years but with time your grades began to dwindle. well, i don't think this has to do with your study habits. it could be attributed to making wrong choices in your choice of course to study. but then, it has been proven that one can virtually take on any course if one puts their mind to it. so if you ask me, i will say your problem is more spiritual than physical. this also means you have been treating the ailment with the wrong medication. seek spiritual help. there is nothing God cannot do and no condition he cannot turn around, no matter how bad.

another option is tapping into your natural flare, which is business. isn't it funny we struggle to acquire certificates only to end up working for the uneducated but business oriented moguls?? schools are structured to groom and make us good employees. but there are no jobs out there. so if school no work, my brother try the other option instead to dey waste money pay for school fees, pay for texts and pay for hostel accommodation. it is as good as nothing if you come out with second class lower or third class. you can use your school fees to start up. and don't despise your little beginning! have a great day.

and please, no suicide. you can only rise when you hit the rock bottom.
Jobs/VacanciesUrgent Vacancy by umehmj(op): 11:27pm On Dec 06, 2015
Vacancy
Office secretary wanted, Must be computer literate and must have good command of English.
Must be able to type and type fast. Must be conversant with Microsoft Excel.
Minimum qualification : OND

Interested candidate call this contact.
‭09039007746‬ ‭07031080932‬
Or forward CV to: Bolajipearce@yahoo.com
Or submit personally to :
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29 Mobolaji Bank Anthony Way, FOLBEN House Beside Eko Hospital Ikeja, Lagos.
RomanceRe: It My Fisrt Day On Nairaland... by umehmj(m): 3:54pm On Dec 06, 2015
vickkie579:
Hello everyone...it actually my first day here, a friend asked me to join...I hope It will be a fruitful time here
you might wanna check the typographical error on your topic. the 'first' has a little mix up. you are welcome here. grin. grin
RomanceRe: Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English by umehmj(m): 1:08am On Dec 06, 2015
robosky02:
Can someone please help me Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English
"e don tey no be today"
it started way back
bekee bu agbara sha

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