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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Bank Job: For Those Within Abakaliki by umehmj(op): 11:49am On Dec 01, 2015
menacity:
I served in Army Barracks in Nkwagu, 2011/2012. Am in Delta for now but I would like to go back. Umeh send me ur number
sorry bro but just like you im no longer based in abakaliki. I'm in awka now
Music/RadioRe: Learn How To Play Musical Intstrument,voice Training,music Production by umehmj(m): 8:16am On Dec 01, 2015
tell us wia na
PhonesRe: How To Write Colored Text On Facebook by umehmj(m): 8:06am On Dec 01, 2015
tried it but didn't work. can you show me how to type, say "hello world " in green??
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Strikes Again In Adamawa, Burns Down Military Artillery by umehmj(m): 7:17am On Dec 01, 2015
johnmartus:
BY THE TIME BOKOARAM FINISHED BATTLE WITH NORTH THEY WE ANNEX SOUTH EAST
the day they will try that is the day we will rid southeast of every Hausa. they think they got game. we are the game! we won't suicide bomb, we will rocket launch
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Is Nairaland Full Of Endtime Comments? by umehmj(m): 12:21pm On Nov 30, 2015
bigtt76:
End-time questions grin
you beat me to that lol
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 5s For Cheap Sale Or Swap by umehmj(op): 12:10pm On Nov 30, 2015
Nostalgia21:
drop your number. Whats the price?
sorry bro. sold!
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Defeats Wladimir Klitschko by umehmj(m): 6:14pm On Nov 29, 2015
zadok60:
mehn you no sabi forgive person ooo..lmao
guy na because you no watch the match. Peter was literally crying like a baby but the heartless mr hammer keep hammering him until poor Peter passed out
CrimeRe: I Take Responsibility For The Killing Of 34 Colleagues: Ex-Cult Leader (picture) by umehmj(m): 6:10pm On Nov 29, 2015
EggovinMma:
I'm sorry if I may have hurt you with my posts. Sure, I believe we all have erred and nobody is perfect. God in his infinite mercies will continue to lead you on the path of truth, love and redemption unimaginable. Sorry.....
it's well with my soul
CrimeRe: I Take Responsibility For The Killing Of 34 Colleagues: Ex-Cult Leader (picture) by umehmj(m): 3:43pm On Nov 29, 2015
EggovinMma:
most men of God are one time bad ass niggars grin grin grin
Little wonder I got no respect for majority of them.
Bunch of retired thieves, arm robbers, fraudsters, ritualists. Unfortunately, some still indulge.
for the lord did not come for the righteous but for sinners. i don't think any of them has paralleled apostle Paul's atrocities, yet God chose him. God save me too, i know i would be a tool unto thy glory. save me from my demons father. *tears *
Jobs/VacanciesBank Job: For Those Within Abakaliki by umehmj(op): 1:43pm On Nov 29, 2015
got a call from my staff friend in zenith bank abakaliki about their current recruitment of graduates so i decided to share here for those interested.

qualifications: candidates with only 2.1 or 2.2 (bsc) should apply and must not be more than 27yrs of age.

interested applicants should submit their cv in person at zenith bank water works road, abakaliki and thereafter proceed to www.zenithbank.com, and fill up the necessary forms @ the careers section.

have a wonderful Sunday

NB: i don't know the closing date, so the earlier the better. also those with HND shouldn't apply, sorry
SportsRe: Tyson Fury Defeats Wladimir Klitschko by umehmj(m): 6:22am On Nov 29, 2015
good to see him bleed. shebi na him knocked our Samuel Peters out and coldhuh
PoliticsRe: Buhari Shocks Ministers With Austere Benefits by umehmj(m): 7:04am On Nov 28, 2015
end time ministers. thought they said they are willing and ready to work for free? their pay too much sef
CultureRe: 10 Most Terrifying Civilizations In History Of The World – You Will Be Shocked by umehmj(op): 11:52pm On Nov 26, 2015
pleep:
you did not include the Assyrians or any African civilizations.

The Dahomy empire was about as terrifying as they get.
yea they are but as terrifying as they are, they didn't make the first ten
CrimeRe: Watch Disturbing Video Of Nigerian Soldiers Allegedly Weeping For Dead Colleague by umehmj(m): 8:38pm On Nov 26, 2015
Gawd!!!! see men crying like babies
Culture10 Most Terrifying Civilizations In History Of The World – You Will Be Shocked by umehmj(op): 8:22pm On Nov 26, 2015
10) THE SPARTANS

The Spartan family was quite different from that of other Ancient Greek city-states. The word “spartan” has come down to us to describe self-denial and simplicity. This is what Spartan life was all about. Children were children of the state more than of their parents. They were raised to be soldiers, loyal to the state, strong and self-disciplined.

Despite their PG-13 portrayal by Hollywood in the movie ‘300’ that didn’t do their civilization justice, the Spartans were actually pretty hardcore. Just to get a basic understanding of their culture think about this – Every single Spartan male was a soldier. Every other job was done by slaves; the Spartan men were warriors and that was that. They fought until they could finally retire at the age of 60. And if that wasn’t enough dying didn’t
earn him a headstone, he didn’t deserve it. The only Spartans who got marked headstones were the ones who died in battle, during victory. In those times as only the ones who perished in battle got to have their graves marked for the future generations to marvel at their heroism. And if someone lost his shield during battle, he got the death penalty. A true soldier would have gone back to get it, or died trying.


9) THE MAORIS

The Māori are the indigenous Polynesian people of New Zealand. Being the first settlers of New Zealand, they had made quite a reputation for themselves by virtually consuming all unwelcome guests until the 18th century. They believed devouring their enemies’ flesh made them stronger by acquiring their strength and combat skills. They had been known to practice cannibalism during warfare. In October, 1809, a European convict ship was attacked by a large group of Maori warriors, in revenge for the mistreatment of a chief’s son. The Maori killed most of the 66 people on board, and carried dead and alive victims off the boat and back to shore to be eaten. A few lucky survivors, who were able to find a hiding spot inside the mast of the boat, were horrified as they watched the Maori devour their shipmates through the night and in to the
next morning.


cool SUPREME VIKINGS

The Vikings were seafaring northern Germanic people who raided, traded, explored, and settled in wide areas of Europe, Asia, and the North Atlantic islands from the late 8th to the mid-11th centuries. Notorious for terrorizing and pillaging through Europe, they were ferocious warriors who never shied away from battle. Their physical strength was only outmatched by their skills on the battlefield and the use of diverse weapons
such as axes, swords and spears. Perhaps the only civilization whose religion was also about war, the Vikings firmly believed that all people had a purpose in this life and theirs was to fight to the death. They were all you would want in a soldier and proved it on the battlefield by destroying all in their paths. (supreme Vikings ayee!)


7) THE COMANCHES

Historically, the term “Apache” has been used for Comanches. The Comanche are a Plains Indian tribe whose historic territory, known as Comancheria (New Mexico, southeastern Colorado, southwestern Kansas, western Oklahoma, and most of northwest Texas). Known for their fearlessness in battle, they were like the
ninjas of America. They were not like the most Native Americans gladly gave up their land, women and stock for booze and casino licenses.

They made up for the use of primitive weapons made from bone and stone with astounding cunning and combat skills. They would sneak up behind you and slit your throat, without you even knowing (NA DIA WAY, 2.2 APACHE ). They were also the greatest knife fighters the world has ever seen, and were pretty
good with the tomahawk and throwing ax. They terrorized the southwest United States, and even
the military had trouble beating them. They were
great hit and run fighters, and their descendants
teach modern day special forces how to fight in
hand to hand combat. They usually scalped their
victims.


6) ROMAN EMPIRE

The Roman Empire included most of what would now be considered Western Europe. The empire was conquered by the Roman Army and a Roman way of life was established in these conquered countries. The main countries conquered were England/Wales (then known as Britannia), Spain(Hispania), France (Gaul or Gallia), Greece(Achaea), the Middle East (Judea) and the North African coastal region. While Rome is possibly the greatest empire, you just can’t ignore some scariness. Criminals, slaves and others were
forced to fight each other to the death in gladiatorial games. Some of the most evil men were Roman – Caligula, Nero and others.

Christians were first, and horribly, targeted for persecution as a group, by the emperor Nero, in
64 AD. Some were torn apart by dogs, others burnt alive as human torches. At first they were ruled by divine kings, then they became a republic (perhaps their greatest period) before finally becoming an empire. How a group of farmers, who started off fending off wolves to protect their livestock, eventually became the greatest empire in all history is the stuff of legends.
Coupled with an excellent military and administrative system, the Roman Empire, or rather ancient Rome, is also one of the longest-lasting. Counting from its founding to the fall of the Byzantine Empire, ancient Rome lasted for a whopping 2,214 years!


5) THE NAZIS

Nazi Germany, also known as the Third Reich, is the common name for Germany during an era where the country transformed from a democratic Republic to a totalitarian state, being ruled by Adolf Hitler as the leader of the National Socialist German Workers’ Party (NSDAP) until their destruction by Allied Forces in May, 1945.

Although it was a very brief civilization, and a superpower, and affected the world greatly. At least 4 million people were killed in the Holocaust and Nazi Germany started the worst war in human history – World War II. The Nazi Swastika is probably the most hated symbol in the world. Nazi Germany owned about 268,829 square miles of land. Hitler was one of the most influential people ever and his empire was, by far, one of the most terrifying.


4) MONGOL
The Mongol Empire existed during the 13th and 14th centuries AD, and was the largest contiguous land empire in human history. The Mongol Empire emerged from the unification of Mongol and Turkic tribes of historical Mongolia under the leadership of Genghis Khan. The Mongols were considered barbarians and
savages. They dominated Europe and Asia and were most famous for riding on horseback, lead by one of the greatest military commanders in history, Genghis Khan. They were highly disciplined and masters with using the bow and arrow on horseback. They used a composite bow that could rip through armor, and were also pretty good with lances and scimitars. They were
masters of psychological warfare and intimidation, and built the second largest empire ever, smaller only than the British Empire. It all started when Genghis Khan vowed in his youth to bring the world to his feet. He almost did. Then he set his sights on China, and the rest is history. During an invasion of India, they built a pyramid in front of the walls of Delhi out of human heads.

They, like the Celts, had a thing for severed heads. They liked to gather them up and catapult them inside the enemy’s compound. They would also fling corpses infected with black death. When they ran across pregnant women, they did…things. Things we won’t discuss here.

3) SOVIET UNION

Communism is responsible for millions of deaths – more, even, than Nazi Germany in just the Soviet Union alone. Communists such as Josef Stalin, Mao Zedong, Pol Pot, Nicolae Ceausescu and others have killed millions of people. But The Soviet Union stands out as the worst. Stalin, alone, killed 10-60 million people. The Soviet Union was probably one of the U.S.A’s greatest
foes. Living under Stalin put even the most average person into a state of constant fear – this, alone, makes the Soviet Union worse than Nazi Germany, in which the majority of Germans felt a certain level of safety as long as they supported the Nazi concept.

2) THE CELTS

The Celts were a group of peoples that occupied lands stretching from the British Isles to Gallatia. The Celts had many dealings with other cultures that bordered the lands occupied by these peoples, and even though there is no written record of the Celts. They had a large reputation as head hunters, and were famous for putting victim’s heads on their chariots, and in front of
their homes. Many Celts fought completely naked and are famous for their iron long sword: “They cut off the heads of enemies slain in battle and attach them to the necks of their horses. The blood-stained spoils they hand over to their attendants and striking up a paean and singing a song of victory; and they nail up these first fruits upon their houses, just as do those who lay low wild animals in certain kinds of hunting. They
embalm in cedar oil the heads of the most distinguished enemies, and preserve them carefully in a chest, and display them with pride to strangers, saying that for this head one of their ancestors, or his father, or the man himself, refused the offer of a large sum of money. They say that some of them boast that they refused the weight of the head in gold”.


1) THE AZTEC

The Aztec people were certain ethnic groups of central Mexico, particularly those groups who spoke the Nahuatl language and who dominated large parts of Meso america from the 14th to 16th centuries.
The Aztecs began their elaborate theocracy in the
1300s, and brought human sacrifice to a golden era. They believed that for every 52 years that passed, the world would end unless the gods were strong enough. And, as is common knowledge, the best way to toughen up a god is with a steady stream of constant human sacrifice (along with a dash of cannibalism, just for good measure). About 20,000 people were killed yearly towards keeping their Sun god happy. Hearts of
sacrifice victims were cut out, and some bodies
were eaten ceremoniously. Other victims were drowned, beheaded, burned or dropped from heights. And that’s not even the bad part. In a rite to the rain god, shrieking children were killed at several sites so that their tears might induce rain. During the sacrifice to the fire god, a newly-wed couple would be tossed into, you guessed it, a fire. Then, right before they finally died (from their horrendous burns), they’d drag them out, flesh still smoking, and dig out their hearts. In a rite to
the maize goddess, a virgin danced for 24 hours,
then was killed and skinned; her skin was worn by a priest in further dancing. One account says that at King Ahuitzotl’s coronation, 80,000 prisoners were butchered to please the gods. It is said that sometimes the victim would be cannibalized.
PoliticsRe: Tweet Of President Buhari On Fuel Scarcity Before The Election by umehmj(m): 7:27pm On Nov 24, 2015
and the 'sai babas' are not commenting
RomanceRe: I'm Looking For A Fvck Mate by umehmj(m): 5:44pm On Nov 24, 2015
delectablegyal:
if u r interested, pm me.
are you for real? check my signature and holler. I'll cut your dicc if you a faggy gay
RomanceRe: Sleeping Positions With Your Spouse by umehmj(m): 11:58am On Nov 24, 2015
well i got a problem with that. I'm a nudist. i like sleeping naked with no cloth or bodily contact whatsoever. can't sleep if im held or putting on clothes. i can however slide under a sheet if it gets cold
PhonesRe: When A Fraudster Tries To Dupe An Igbo Boy ( Screenshots ) by umehmj(m): 9:17am On Nov 24, 2015
iPhone 5s for cheap drop or swap. Samsung tab 4 for grabs too. im in anambra. check my signature on how to reach me
FashionRe: Become A Professional Fashion Designer Today .resume Jan 10th by umehmj(m): 9:12am On Nov 24, 2015
im in awka cryim in awka
Technology MarketIphone 5s For Cheap Sale Or Swap by umehmj(op): 9:08am On Nov 24, 2015
iPhone 5s for cheap drop or swap. Samsung tab 4 for grabs too. im in anambra. check my signature on how to reach me
PhonesIphone5 For Quick Drop by umehmj(op): 8:49am On Nov 24, 2015
iPhone 5s for cheap drop or swap. Samsung tab 4 for grabs too. im in anambra. check my signature on how to reach me
PoliticsRe: Happenning Now Live!!! In Abuja Biafran Protest updates.!! by umehmj(m): 1:00pm On Nov 23, 2015
talk of daredevils
RomanceRe: Post Your Before And After Pictures... by umehmj(m):
the first pix was in my 2nd year. the last two were taken this year in July and November respectively

RomanceRe: I Wasn't Her TYPE 3yrs Ago And Now I Suddenly Became Her Type. by umehmj(m): 5:50pm On Nov 22, 2015
cashcity:
I met a lady in my neighbourhood about 3 years ago in a friend's birthday party. We exchanged contacts and started talking as good friends. With time I started developing feelings and decided to ask her if we can move the friendship to next level.

She said no that I am not her type for relationship, that we are better off as friends that we were. She said that there are so many qualities of a man of her dream in which I am no where near.. Mehn, that statement hurts me so baaaaad. Then, I just concluded my NYSC and she was just in her 3rd year in university. Gradually we stopped contacting each other.

Few months later, I secured employment in one construction company as a site engr. Withing a year, God started blessing me with personal contracts to the extent that I was forced to resign in the company to manage my contract works....I visit my parents in the neighbourhood as usual but never see anything that resemble her all those while. One day a lady shout out my name when I was trying to navigate a T-junction in my street with my newly purchased 2012 Toyota tundra. I struggled to recognise her cos it has been long and women changes so fast. After little discussions, we exchanged contact again. Now my phone can no longer rest because of her constant calls.. She is even forcing me to fix a date for her to visit. This is a lady that allegedly insults hell out of me when I was poor. Again, how did I suddenly become her type now when my stature and look still remain the same.. Pls advice me pals. Should I take her as girlfriend or move on with my life?
My guy na that babe fit answer that question. ask am how come all of a sudden you comform to her standards. desperate chiks ain't wife material bro. and thread carefully cos one false move from you and you enter her net. my advice: after asking her that question flee from her like she got Ebola
TV/MoviesRe: Transgender Woman Commits Sucide After She Was Sent To Male Prison by umehmj(op): 1:21pm On Nov 22, 2015
thenny312:
if they r born like dat, y do pple hate dem nd some even think they deserved to be killed huh
please that's not transgender!
TV/MoviesRe: Transgender Woman Commits Sucide After She Was Sent To Male Prison by umehmj(op): 1:20pm On Nov 22, 2015
koice:
Trangender is a medical condition whereby an individual with a female exterior is born with a penis. They are commonly known as She-male in certain circles.
bia who taught you thathuhhuh? that's not transgender my friend!!!

What you were referring to is hermaphrodite
RomanceRe: When Your Ex Wants To Know How Your Living With Your Wife? by umehmj(m): 8:53pm On Nov 21, 2015
end time ex
RomanceRe: Please Advice Me, I Am Obsessed With Mrsphyno by umehmj(m): 5:05pm On Nov 21, 2015
Darven:
Please I need advice. I can't stop thinking about this lady and it's making me loose concentration in other areas of my life.

The fact that she is consistently ignoring me is making it worse for me.

Please if you have mrsphyno's contact offline please tell her to stop ignoring me say something to me so that I will stop all this
what you need is christ

end time addict
RomanceRe: Help A Confused Sister Ooo by umehmj(m): 10:58am On Nov 21, 2015
the only person that should believe you is your husband, that is if you are able to keep it till he comes by. other people don't matter, me inclusive cos i don't believe you lol. If you so much want me to believe you, then come let's do. doing is believing.

end time virgin

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