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FashionRe: My Gallery Of Beaded Jewellry by umehmj(m): 8:58pm On Dec 05, 2015
udysweet:
Good evening pple. A not too good news, phone got stolen not too long ago while going to deliver beads to a customer. Incase of bbm its suspended for now and whatsapp. However you can call the 08020335477.
Thanks and God bless
aww!!!! God wanna surprise you with something bigger for next year. its well dear
CelebritiesRe: I Met My Dad For The First Time At Seven – Cynthia Morgan by umehmj(m): 7:23pm On Dec 05, 2015
her cleavage tho
FamilyRe: You Think You Know Your Taurus Man Or Lady Well Enough by umehmj(m): 7:09pm On Dec 05, 2015
udysweet:
Erm,I dunno,lol! Wow,ur so close to my date! Any May 18th in d house? Atleast I knw I won't be spending money for cake or party,I'll jus join d person's own,hahaha.
Happy weekend everyone
funny lol. happy weekend dear.
CelebritiesEx-girlfriend Sues Charlie Sheen Over HIV Status by umehmj(op): 2:45pm On Dec 05, 2015
A former girlfriend of Charlie Sheen on Thursday sued the actor for assault, negligence and emotional distress, saying they had engaged at least five times before he revealed he was HIV-positive.

Scottine Ross, 26, who said she met Sheen while she was working as an adult actress and later became engaged to him, also claimed the actor forced her to have an abortion after she became pregnant in 2014, and had kicked and choked her on numerous occasions during their one-year relationship.
PhonesWorld's First Washable Smartphone To Debut In Japan by umehmj(op): 2:38pm On Dec 05, 2015
Tired of those unsightly smudges and other dirt on your bacteria-laden smartphone? A Japanese firm says it has the solution with what it describes the world's first smartphone that can be washed with soap and water.
Waterproof smartphones have been on the market for a while. But telecom company KDDI says its new "Digno rafre" phone - to be launched in Japan next week - is the only one that can withstand a soapy bath. "Our development team washed the smartphone more than 700 times to test its durability," a company spokesman told AFP. An online commercial aimed at proving its
credentials features a child dropping the phone onto a plate of food topped with ketchup. His mother assures her shocked family that those red globs are nothing to worry about as she soaps up the phone under a running tap.
The 21,600 yen ($175) gadget is mainly aimed at parents who want to keep their smartphones clean for their small children, a KDDI spokesman said. But he also cautioned that only certain types of foamy soap could be used on the device, which will only be sold in Japan for now.

FamilyRe: Ladies, How Do You Handle Sexual Urges While Single? by umehmj(m): 7:51pm On Dec 04, 2015
you are not alone. fighting off sexual urge can be very challenging and frustrating at times. most sins takes the grace of God to contain but sins of the flesh takes more than grace if you ask me. i think that's about the only sin the Bible said we should 'flee' from. this means it takes more than mental determination, it also requires physical running away from, as Joseph did with potipha's wife. so how i do is get busy and avoid anything that will stir the urge in me. things like:
1) pornography
2) erotic chats or conversation
3) avoid being alone with an opposite sex
4) avoid places like clubs and bars where one can hit it off
5) take cold bath when the urge comes
6) give your life to christ.
7) masturbate when you can't take it no more. for guys masturbating is bad for your health but it's okay for the ladies. but mind you, the more you masturbate is the more the urge for the real deal grows, so let's scratch off the masturbation part. again it's a sin!
RomanceRe: Mamagee Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland by umehmj(m): 7:25pm On Dec 04, 2015
Randyhot:
..just a harmless quetion lol..
it better..
RomanceRe: Mamagee Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland by umehmj(m): 7:22pm On Dec 04, 2015
londongal03:
please 'm not!
you are! just you don't know
RomanceRe: Mamagee Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland by umehmj(m): 7:19pm On Dec 04, 2015
Randyhot:
please is that body meant to be devoured? Or are u saving it for something else.
randy you mad lol. not cool talking to her that way
RomanceRe: Mamagee Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland by umehmj(m): 7:18pm On Dec 04, 2015
ssweetorgasm:
yes ure not
"beauty" is relative. to me she is
FamilyRe: You Think You Know Your Taurus Man Or Lady Well Enough by umehmj(m): 7:13pm On Dec 04, 2015
udysweet:
Geez,how come I hvnt seen dis since?! This is so me,lol! Taurus rocks. Pls I'd like to make friends with other Taureans here, who knows True love(note the word True)might jus com knocking when one least expects! In my mid 30s(had to state that so you knw)
*winks*
By the wat,May 18th here,can I see my bday mate?lol
does Taurus vs Taurus make a good match? i rep 19th
RomanceRe: Mamagee Is The Most Beautiful Lady On Nairaland by umehmj(m): 7:05pm On Dec 04, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I am the most beautiful lady on Nairaland!

Bleep yourself if you disagree! cool[/color]
i like your confidence, but with all due respect londongal03 is the prettiest woman here
CrimeRe: Woman Jumps From Building, Survives After Landing On Man And Killing Him by umehmj(op): 6:31pm On Dec 04, 2015
Afam4eva:
Does this count as manslaughter? If she can't die, she can at least go to jail.
that's proly manslaughter
CrimeWoman Jumps From Building, Survives After Landing On Man And Killing Him by umehmj(op): 6:13pm On Dec 04, 2015
In a bizarre incident, a 48-year old woman who jumped from 7th floor balcony in a bid to end her life survived, however, she landed on an 81-year-old man who did not survive the incident.
The incident occurred in Spanish town on Alicante, reports UK daily Metro . According to reports in the local daily, El Mundo, the woman was allegedly suffering from depression.
Both the man and the woman were taken to the nearest hospital, but the elderly man could not be saved. The man's wife was also admitted to the hospital to be treated for shock.
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi KANU Now On Wikipedia by umehmj(m): 10:34am On Dec 04, 2015
RomanceRe: He Deletes Me Everytime We Have Issues! by umehmj(m): 10:16am On Dec 04, 2015
Greekgoddess:
My dear u don't need any advise from us

U already know what to do

Nd dis time around make sure you don't add wen he begs u to, his attitude is too childish

U r a grown WOMAN

U need a MAN in ur LIFE, not a BOY
and he is 41 cry
Greekgoddess:
My dear u don't need any advise from us

U already know what to do

Nd dis time around make sure you don't add wen he begs u to, his attitude is too childish

U r a grown WOMAN

U need a MAN in ur LIFE, not a BOY
and he is 41
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi KANU Now On Wikipedia by umehmj(m): 11:50pm On Dec 03, 2015
londongal03:
Home sweet Home.....I love Biafra
home sweet home. I'm crushing for londongal03
TravelRe: Tipper Driver Disappears From Accident Scene In Abuja (photo) by umehmj(m): 6:10pm On Dec 03, 2015
Rapsainot:
some people are just so dumb to comprehend little mathematics.
Now , no one can run to the accident scene immediately it happened . No be Naija we dey? The accident also happened not during the day but night. it's obvious that with those advantages on his side, he can run away with his LEG not magic that some are claiming here. If he truly posses this type of charm, he won't be a truck driver probably a theif
i have witnessed it first hand. i was traveling to enugu from ekwulobia in 2010 in globis bus. on getting to ugwuoba, just before that spoilt spot with army checkpoint and hawkers eking a living. our driver was speeding down in full speed, hoping to Dodge a hole by driving on the incoming vehicles lane, but a trailer already closed the gap, so driving into the other lane would mean a head-on collision with the trailer and plunging into the hole is even more dangerous. so he swerved off the road and sped off into the bush, bringing down little trees and shrubs on it's path. luckily it hit a bigger tree and stopped. as God may have it nobody was hurt, except we can't find the driver. we searched and searched but he just vanished into the thin air. 30mins later after we got tired of searching, we saw the driver trekking down from the army check point side. we wanted to Lynch him but for the intervention of the army personnel! this happened in broad day light. jazz really dey
FamilyRe: Please, What's The Right Inexpensive X-mas Gift To Give To A Female Friend by umehmj(m): 1:41pm On Dec 03, 2015
if you have been single from January till now and all of a sudden you start falling in love. run please, it is the handwork of the devil
FamilyRe: You Think You Know Your Taurus Man Or Lady Well Enough by umehmj(m): 1:01am On Dec 03, 2015
Hennyhorlah:
Yea,that's me u jex described.......we r simply d best #Team Taurus,rep May 20
almost my birth mate cry
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Leaves For South Africa Tomorrow by umehmj(m): 12:57am On Dec 03, 2015
Ioannes:
y are you surprised? when people from my area wanna greet their father in the morning we give him a sliding tackle and slap him on the head.

so don't expect better from a baby factory product.

we are omo irankiran.
hahahahahaha....how old are you?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Leaves For South Africa Tomorrow by umehmj(m): 12:40am On Dec 03, 2015
Ioannes:
my father is oponu ayerada.
yea, you right. grin agbaya
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Leaves For South Africa Tomorrow by umehmj(m): 12:20am On Dec 03, 2015
Ioannes:
I am sure you know we have 3 and half years to go, you may want to tone down the level of our stupid travels so that by 2019 we won't have burnt out.

Buhari and my stupid self are bitter failures .
yea you are very right. oloshi!
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest: Buhari Has Failed The Test Of Leadership by umehmj(m): 12:09am On Dec 03, 2015
londongal03:
Tinubu call Buhari to order
OMG!!!! tinubu's teeth are terrible!!!
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest: Buhari Has Failed The Test Of Leadership by umehmj(m): 11:43pm On Dec 02, 2015
so you want him to suspend his pleasure trip for some ruckus down here?? the man knows his days are numbered so allow him to make the most of it grin grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Egypt: African U23 Championship 2 - 2 On 2nd December. 2015 by umehmj(m): 7:46pm On Dec 02, 2015
that awkward moment When the op comes here by 10 to update us only to find out the match has been played two hours ago grin grin grin
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Egypt: African U23 Championship 2 - 2 On 2nd December. 2015 by umehmj(m): 7:30pm On Dec 02, 2015
the OP's a dicc!! match already underway
Nairaland GeneralRe: Some Disturbing Facts You Probably Don't Know About DEATH. by umehmj(m): 7:03pm On Dec 02, 2015
funny enough but the reason we die is because we breath! yes! that oxygen that keeps us alive is the same thing that kills us overtime by gradually degrading our organs through oxidation. talk about the irony of life
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Leaves For South Africa Tomorrow by umehmj(m): 3:36pm On Dec 02, 2015
Mprepz:
this just shows how clueless and retard buhari is!
I'm surprised you are surprised. if a fulani can trek from sakwoto to uyo, what do you think will happen when you give him a jet?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Leaves For South Africa Tomorrow by umehmj(m): 3:34pm On Dec 02, 2015
junketeer-in-chief of Nigeria. have a safe fun filled trip sir
FamilyRe: You Think You Know Your Taurus Man Or Lady Well Enough by umehmj(m): 10:05pm On Dec 01, 2015
you caught me there lol. im may 19th
#teanTaurus
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Bank Job: For Those Within Abakaliki by umehmj(op): 4:11pm On Dec 01, 2015
ujay77:
I don't stay at abakaliki but asked my cousin to drop my Cv but they told him they only accept cvs from the person involved directly.
i stated it clearly that cvs should be submitted in person.

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