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RomanceRe: Hav U Fvk A Girl Tru Her Azz Before ? Share Ur Experience by Uncle93(m): 10:37pm On Oct 26, 2020
Escabado:
You 13 Nigerian girls ?
Do you pay them for it
Some girlfriends, some girls that are crushing and some payed for ..
RomanceRe: Hav U Fvk A Girl Tru Her Azz Before ? Share Ur Experience by Uncle93(m): 10:36pm On Oct 26, 2020
Yomit71:
have not been able to enter my babes ass, it's just too tight. Why?
trying to have anal sex without lubrication ( lube) is almost impossible, its sold at the mall or advanced pharmacies, just 1k
RomanceRe: Hav U Fvk A Girl Tru Her Azz Before ? Share Ur Experience by Uncle93(m): 10:35pm On Oct 26, 2020
SenorFax:
Pvssy juice is not enough, na Shït juice I go come dey enjoy, your fantasies are weird
Thank you!!
RomanceRe: Hav U Fvk A Girl Tru Her Azz Before ? Share Ur Experience by Uncle93(m): 8:45pm On Oct 26, 2020
May sound disgusting but we all have sexual fantasies, I hate to admit that I have .. with over 13 girls .
RomanceRe: The Number Girls I Have Fuvk In Nigeria by Uncle93(m): 12:48am On Oct 24, 2020
Hypnotise:
What's the secret formular
Well my looks , and also a little amount of money, some are in for the money , some are in for the sex and some for the looks.. but most are in for the 3
RomanceRe: The Number Girls I Have Fuvk In Nigeria by Uncle93(m): 10:45pm On Oct 23, 2020
Escabado:
grin abeg make we Laff small cos Nigerian problem no dey finish. .

As a guy ,how many girls have you fuvked in your life time . Talk true

And where is the most uncommon place you have had sex x
If I lie , the ground should swallow me or get hit by a car .. Its a 100 plus . Probably close to 200
RomanceRe: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Uncle93(m): 9:14am On Oct 21, 2020
NaijaBoy213:
Pls don't mind my English, no be my English make her toto wide.
After having sex, my girlfriend always ask me, if her vagina is wide, I wud probably answer her no so dat she will not feel bad if I say yes. But deep down it pains me alot, cos I'm not enjoying anything, I don't even feel anything at all when doing it. Is like going in and out of a door, that's how wide her kitten is. And dis girl am talking about is so beautiful, she looks like Nengi of big brother naija. She even said, she likes the way I bleep her, dat I'm her future husband and nothing can stop dat. In my mind I wud say, sharrap pacific ocean. I'm looking for ways to break up with her, cos I'm not the one dat made her kitten wide, so i won't be the one to suffer for wat another man or men damaged. Pls advised me, on how to break up with dis ashawo in disguise. I'm Tired.
Na Abuja babe ?
RomanceRe: Pls Help, My Girlfriend's kitten Is Too Wide by Uncle93(m): 9:13am On Oct 21, 2020
NaijaBoy213:
Pls don't mind my English, no be my English make her toto wide.
After having sex, my girlfriend always ask me, if her vagina is wide, I wud probably answer her no so dat she will not feel bad if I say yes. But deep down it pains me alot, cos I'm not enjoying anything, I don't even feel anything at all when doing it. Is like going in and out of a door, that's how wide her kitten is. And dis girl am talking about is so beautiful, she looks like Nengi of big brother naija. She even said, she likes the way I bleep her, dat I'm her future husband and nothing can stop dat. In my mind I wud say, sharrap pacific ocean. I'm looking for ways to break up with her, cos I'm not the one dat made her kitten wide, so i won't be the one to suffer for wat another man or men damaged. Pls advised me, on how to break up with dis ashawo in disguise. I'm Tired.
Is she light skinned from Akwa Ibom ?
RomanceRe: Why Guys Shd Marry N Train Hawking Ladies by Uncle93(m): 6:19pm On Oct 20, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
Lol, when Jesus comes to take his people you would eat these words
ameen
RomanceRe: Why Guys Shd Marry N Train Hawking Ladies by Uncle93(m): 2:59pm On Oct 20, 2020
Quality20:
chop and clean mouth is nothing but exploitation
Blah blah blah .. who cares , nobody is holy !!!
RomanceRe: Why Guys Shd Marry N Train Hawking Ladies by Uncle93(m): 2:25pm On Oct 20, 2020
Wow , maybe the ones in your state, the ones in mine would gladly accept and even be begging u not to break their hearts lol .. chop and clean mouth dey go on the low over here . Fine and sexy A.f
RomanceRe: Are Your Chances Very Low With Women If You Are Not Handsome? by Uncle93(m): 2:30pm On Oct 16, 2020
True shitt... I can admit to that .. my looks got me all sort of girls
RomanceRe: Can Muslim Men Cheat? by Uncle93(m): 9:23am On Oct 09, 2020
Lol lol lol , Muslim men cheat more!!
CrimeRe: Anambra Landlord Stabbed To Death By His Tenant (Graphic Pics) by Uncle93(m): 9:42pm On Oct 07, 2020
RIP to the dead, but next time the landlord should mind his fcking business.. the boy paid for his room/apartment and he his entitled to bringing his visitors anytime so far they are not causing any physical harm to anybody . Landlord trespassed.
RomanceRe: Oloshos Are 100times Cleaner Than Regular Girls! by Uncle93(m): 5:49pm On Oct 07, 2020
Jerkbaba:
All the times I used to Bleep olosho, never did I experience the issue with horrible smelly vagina! But you see all these mumu girls that be forming holy holy for road, their pussy smells so horribly bad! I remember one time, When I stopped fvucking olosho for a while, I decided to just try one regular girl like this. After hanging out with her one night like this, I brought her back to my place. I'm sure this girl was no olosho. We climb bed pull cloth, chai! If you percieve the kind horrible odour that was oozing out of her vagina! I have never in my life perceive a smell that bad! Even garbage wey don tey no reach! If u percieve the kind smell wey I smell, you no go ever wan fvuck girl again for your life! The smell worse pass dead rat! Chai! The whole room was just smelling! It was so bad I had to come up with something and exit that room! I just go parlor, dey watch series on my laptop that whole night! I later go shower with bleach and dudu osun. I no fvuck again o! These girls no know when their pussy dey smell or what! Can't they dip a finger in every now and then to check? Chai! These naija girls dirty no be small!
That shit is so true, I've been through it many times
RomanceRe: Why Are Ladies Attracted To Bad Guys? by Uncle93(m): 7:50am On Oct 07, 2020
Davash222:
We didn’t direct you to speak for us. We are attracted to intelligence which 99.98898% of Nigerian girls lack.
We as guys also didn't direct you to speak on all guys behalf, the thing she mentioned are important too, na brain u wan fck ? As if we date all girls for their level of thinking
RomanceRe: Had Sex In A Public Place? Where? by Uncle93(m): 9:34pm On Oct 04, 2020
Yomit71:
with one loose igbo girl inside BRT in Lagos. she was just rubbing her yansh on me, that was around 8pm. later codedly remove her short miniskirt & sit on the pencil. still in wonder till today sha
Nicee
PhonesRe: Tecno CAMON 16 Premier (N116k) Vs Redmi Note 9S (N97,000): Full Comparison by Uncle93(m): 9:57am On Oct 04, 2020
Samsung!!
CrimeRe: Akwa Ibom Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife Over Infidelity (Graphic) by Uncle93(m): 8:41pm On Sep 29, 2020
SEX!!!
RomanceRe: Names Of Guys In Nigeria With The Biggest PENIS by Uncle93(m): 4:01pm On Sep 27, 2020
So what name did they give you that made you have big nose and mouth ?
EducationRe: What Made You Popular In Secondary School?? by Uncle93(m): 9:25am On Sep 26, 2020
Always playing snooker in school that I even missed lectures .
RomanceRe: Thread Closed!! by Uncle93(m): 8:38am On Sep 26, 2020
Some guys will give stupid response to her post , especially these nairaland bitter boys ,while 80% will be in her message. You look great by the way
RomanceFeels Good And Bad At The Same Time Being Used For Sex By A Girl by Uncle93(op):
So there is this girl I've known for a while now ,Its mostly me calling to see her and all. Sometimes it takes 4days to get to finally see her , most times one week, but she'll end up coming over and we " Do it " if you know what I mean . I've been trying to see her for the past two weeks now and she's been claiming to be busy . Two days ago rain fell and the weather was so so nice that you can even fall inlove with a monkey!

Phone rings * its her , I was surprised. I picked and was like what's up ? You ehn so you can call me .. She was like sorry joor, this and that .. Then next thing I heard " are you at home ? I need to see you " i told her yes sure , come anytime ..then she said she'll be on her way . I was thinking to my self I hope she won't bill me because I no get money give anybody this one that she just wants to see me out of the blue .

She finally arrived after 30 mint , weather was still mad . She sat, we started talking. I noticed she was Not trying to talk about anything or show interest in the funny vidoes I was playing for her .. I,was like omoo F!#ck this sh#/!t , I threw my phone to one side of the bed, .gave her a mad kiss , took my time to suck those Dammn nipples till they were hard and she was already as wet as the ocean! I dedicated 10mints to mad and hard stroking and her moaning and reactions to each strokes already mad me realised that she really needed the D!$ck , I noticed her body vibrated at a point .

She came ( cum) reached orgasm while I haven't ,she was trying to stop me because she couldn't take any more D*ck , I quickly came too. She went to the bathroom cleaned up and Was like she has to be on her way right away ! I said calm down you can't just leave , lets chill and talk a little, she was like no I have to help my dad do this and that .. I called this girl after 30mint she picked and guess what ?was already at home sleeping . !! I was like really ?
RomanceRe: Is She Wrong Or Right by Uncle93(m): 7:54pm On Sep 25, 2020
True, you sounded mannerless
Foreign AffairsRe: Magawa Rat Awarded Gold Medal For 'Lifesaving Bravery' After Detecting Landmines by Uncle93(m): 7:40pm On Sep 25, 2020
Buhari, can you see your fellow mates achievements?
FoodRe: Gaboon Viper Killed On Lagos-Ibadan Express by Uncle93(m): 7:15pm On Sep 24, 2020
What kind of animals eat snakes ,fcking disgusting
FoodRe: Gaboon Viper Killed On Lagos-Ibadan Express by Uncle93(m): 7:14pm On Sep 24, 2020
Why mind of animals eat snakes ,fcking disgusting
RomanceRe: Do You Still Believe In Dating A Typical And Regular Nigerian Ladies??? by Uncle93(m): 8:32am On Sep 24, 2020
virginprincess:
You have giving up on them. but people like you are roaming about fb still begging girls to accept your friend request.
Lmaaaaoooooooo
BusinessRe: What Can Five Naira Note Buy Nowadays? by Uncle93(m): 3:11pm On Sep 23, 2020
Your presidents brain
RomanceRe: BE SINCERE!! Can You Marry A Changed/repentant Prostitute (ashawo)? by Uncle93(m):
Some normal girls who went to Uni are worse than olosho,, Dem don do anal with lekan, given sodiq Bj , orgy with Dayo and his rich friend.

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