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That is 100% true ,a girl was telling how much she and most other girls love dick like madt, but they try to form and put themselves together . This girl in questions swore one day after getting my D that she will love dick till she dies.

Another girl was shouting oh God, thank you for D*ck , I love d*ck . While I was hitting her right, this was a girl I thought was gentle and proud.

Third girl, wasssss crying tears of Joy's saying all sort of things in tongue during sex and said one final statement after the sex " if you stop giving me this dick, I'll kill you .

Many more cases but I dont want to cast , guys wet sabi my story go kmow sey na me

Smh, I no get shi shi beards, but tall and 5ine, that already covers the fact that I dont have beards .

Lol Haha, Well..... u met the simple one minding his business

fati2001:
Breaking news my niggas If your girlfriend has went to any Season opener basketball game Best believe, she's fucking some niggas on that team She's fucking somebody on the basketball team If she's at the game Right, right,

yeah I say bounce that shit like woah Yeah, bounce that shit like woah This is not a fairytale, I already know how you like it Take you to the mall and get you a new outfit Girl, that's just some child's play Bounce that shit like, woah, woah, woah Woah, woah, heard all of the stories about you I already know and I like it Take you to the mall and get you a new outfit Girl that's just some child's play Bounce that shit like, woah, yeah Bounce that shit like, woah Why you gotta fight with me at Cheesecake You know I love to go there Say I'm actin' lightskin, I can't take you nowhere This a place for families that drive Camrys and go to Disney They don't need to know all of our business You wildin', you super childish, you go to CVS for Kotex In my Bugatti, I took the key and tried to hide it So you can't drive it, and put on mileage Then you find it, awkward silence Momma is a saint, yes she raised me real good All because of her I don't do you like I should Don't make me give you back to the hood Don't make me give you backI say bounce that shit like woah Yeah, bounce that shit like woah This is not a fairytale, I already know how you like it Take you to the mall and get you a new outfit Girl that's just some child's play Bounce that shit like, woah, woah, woah Woah, woah, heard all of the stories about you I already know and I like it Take you to the mall and get you a new outfit Girl that's just some child's play Bounce that shit like, woah, yeah Bounce that shit like, woah Yeah, rode that dick like a soldier She rode it like a soldier She rode it like a jungle soldier She rode it like a, yeah, yeah I got it, yeahYou don't wanna fall in love I know I'm not someone you should trust I know I give Chanel out like a hug I know I knew a couple of your friends way before How many girls have slept in this bed Say a different number than the one that's in my head Lying to protect you I be doing that a lot My past checkered like the Louis you just got Married in our twenties now, where the fun in that? My city love me like a college running back Pack a bag you gon' end up staying where I'm at Took you from the hood, and I could never give you back I just wanna let you know that someone love you back All the Cadillac, like I'm Teddy Pendergrass Whippin' on this shit I'm getting ready, where you at? Riding...She rode that dick like a soldier She rode it like a soldier She rode it like a Melpomene soldier She rode that dick like a soldier She rode it like a soldier She rode it like a jungle soldier Rode that dick like a soldier She rode it like a soldier She rode it like a Melpomene soldier Burrrrat stick it, b-burrrrat stick it Burrrrat stick it, ba-ba-ba stick it Burrrrat stick it, ba-ba-ba stick it Burrrrat stick it, ba-ba-ba stick it Burrrrat stick it, ba-ba-ba stick it Burrrrat stick it, ba-ba-ba stick it Thank you, thank's Drake, thanks baby Motherfuckers drunk and tired Tired, I'm tired boss....

Drakeeeeeeeee! Dope track my nigga

Jamesb87:
Good evening nairalanders..,I need your help about my relationship...it’s killing me and I don’t just know how to end this...she acts too controlling over me..just like I’m charmed or something pardon my English please...we’ve being dating and it’s going to 2years now...I treat this girl well..give her whatever she wants..I care soo much about her..I give her even without her asking...so what happened exactly today was that...actually we live together due to some problems she have in her house and I ask her to come stay with me..so we living together...,so what happened today was that I actually want to go and fetch water so a neighbor was asking me some question about something...and the next thing was that she came out angrily yelling at me...talking to me saying I’m a talkative that when I’m not a girl that is stand there saying stupid things..she actually embarrassed me....I was very angry but I don’t just wanna disgrace myself..so i stayed calm..,and the next thing was that she locked the door on me and all she say was that I should go back to where I’m coming from...I was like...in my own house where I paid the rent”..so I just keep shut and went back to sit somewhere...I get scared and I don’t just get myself whenever we having issue...so I decided not to talk...I chatting her on WhatsApp to open the door for me..and she said she will make me learn the hard way...talking in a very controlling way and she actually blocked me on WhatsApp..so i refused to reply to her....from time she acts very controlling towards me....sometimes she’d just frown at me...so I’d just keep wondering what haven’t I done to satisfy this girl...I do almost everything she wants....anything at all...I’m always scared not to loose her...maybe it’s because she’s beautiful and I feel she’d easily see another guy out there...so that got me scared most of the time...anytime we have issue she blocks my number both on WhatsApp and calling....,how do I go about this nairalanders..I need your help...I really don’t know what to do..help me all please I’m really suffering emotionally...she really embarrassed me and it hurts where everyone is...I need your advice please..no insult please...thanks.�

I want to bitch slap you so bad!!! I hate men that acts so weak, Goddamitt mehn

Ya'll still probably womt get a job with all this grade shitt.. work on plan B first.. even people with better connect still dey hang

It all depends on your partner, I've met girls in a long distance relationship that ended up dating me and also some that say they wouldn't want to cheat on their partners.

Intoboy:
I’m typing dis with vehement sorrow in my heart,its no longer a big deal wen we hear or see a loved one die...hmmm i fear for our tomorrow.
The youth of today no longer remember wat tradition entails,our children no longer have respect for older onces
Everybody jus wants dis money by all possible means not minding if it’s wrong or right...true love now comes with conditions,
The heart of all is now filled with vigorous wickedness and resentment,we no longer knw who to trust,oppression is everywhere,things are no longer affordable ad masses are dying..where’s the love jesus asked us to practice? Where’s the love the muslims preach abt? As an aspiring youth I’m no longer safe in my fathers land and everybody seems less concerned.
Our girls are all slay queens and dick suckers ad we now see it as normal thing..can we ever escape dis calamity dat has befallen us?

Kinda true. Word bro

Hmmmmmn .. deep

bepositive11:
Dig deeper. It's very true. As a broken person yourself, you won't be able to see their brokenness. Why do you keep hurting them? Hurt people hurt others

Anyway, just ignore this if you don't agree. Your eyes may open up in the future or maybe never

I'm not broken, u cant just be walking around taking women matters so serious... there is more to life than that.. !

baralatie:
What about the eating of dogs

Okay , I think I'm ready for my 3 years ban now.. my eyes don see for this comment section.. suen, ur prick dey scratch u ni ? Come and ban your uncle now o.

baralatie:
Some types of insects like the ones in the rainy season and grasshoppers

Allahu akbar, and we dey this same Nigeria?. Nice

One of my Exs does only when we are having issues.. she uses it to escape reality .. .. even me I've never tasted it

baralatie:
People eat worms,frogs,bush rat

Opoooooorrr

duro4chang:
One man's meat is another man's poison. For the fact that you don't eat meat does not make eating of it disgusting to me. Snakes are animals just like field, cows,goats,rams and fishes.

Oh well, uve got a point.. but still ewwww

duro4chang:
People who do not eat meat at all also find you disgusting for eating beef.

You almost made a point, but unfortunately your point never made it through. 90% of the world eats beef. Only few rare people are vegetarians. But common snakesssss..haa

Cerebellum:
A for double am make am 6 by 6 ..but as your lordship pleases

Lmaooooooo, you wan kill am the way he killed that poor snake , abeg , just pity am. Lash am those 2 hundred and something strokes for yansh like u said : ..

illicit:
U don't know what you are missing

You're all joking abi ? .. damn

Ninejaywon:
I have eaten so many type of reptiles. Are you not tired of fish, goat,cow,chicken or turkey. Bush meats and reptiles contain lean and healthy proteins. You are missing alot.
Hope you have eaten monkey?

Oluwa oo, I leave Nigeria for Una!!! Uar here I come.

Cerebellum:
@Uncle93 wetin make I do for this Boy...Make I wire am 236 pasan on the buttocks?

Wipe am 2by 2 for head abeg..

Ninejaywon:
You don't know anything at all. Snake meat is very rich in protein. Have you eaten python with vegetable soup? You will testify.

Jesus wtf!!

Bury me now

Bluntguy:
Pray make Lala no hear you. Na 3 years ban you dey court so o.

He better do

Kobicove:
Are you indirectly saying that Lalasticlala is a disgusting person?

If he eats snakes, yes !

Just so you know, that' is the most disgusting thing ever... I rather starve to death than to share my spoon with you.!

bepositive11:
Only broken women are attracted to men like you

Take a sit, none of them are broken. Sounding sure with so much confidence makes you sound like a community clown .

flokii:
obinrin yapa laye so mo, okunrin yapa laye so mo.. to ba lo ku sori eyokan, wa blame ara e so mo..

Like say dem get this OP for mind sing that song

Lol hahaha

Sweet in the middle- Davido ft naira Marley

Cerebellum:
A no too dey mood ni baba mi

Oya na omo iya mi

Cerebellum:
Shuttup!

You sure say sense dey ur big flat bald head

I dey catch cruise my guy don vex .. haabaa

Cerebellum:
So wetin kon concern us

You need hot slaps OP

Lol Eleribu

geezynoni:
Make one guy com tell u say hin press ur girl bress.. which kind advice be this.

The guy na werey

Doja2000:
Thank God say you separate the 'Naira' from the 'land'.

lol haha