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You no lie oh, if round one ,5 mins the girl go complaint, 2nd round 1 hour the girl will be saying "cum now" " have you not come" " its paining me "/" do you want to kill me " " I'm tired".
Dem dey vex me , some when the girl cums she loses interest and she's telling you to cum fast.

So true.. women are complicated creatures. My girl thinks 20mints sex is a joke. Luckily for her , I can hit it for 40 mins / 50 mins. After 20 mints shes start complaining, when will you cum. This and that

BigDan69:
This is kinda funny, If I were u I would burst into laughter when she finally screams out of cloud 9 . I would be like damn babe, tot u were forming james bond, with that we will be having the convo in a funny way while making out still.

Lol , I do laugh at her sometimes . I also find it funny

grossintel:
Marriage is not for everyone. In this present age it's basically for the sake of having children. Reason why I've been thinking really hard lately. Because the person I was once in love with fell out of love a long time ago and we aren't even married yet.

Deep

Amajerry83:
You should get married if it comes from your heart and make sure you marry your like. Study a lady before getting married to her because people don't change after marriage. Although, in some cases people drop old habits as they get older and wiser. Some married prostitutes who later became good housewives while some married devoted church goer who later became cheats. If you want to look at only the disadvantages of marriage i bet you would be scared of it. Free your mind, understand your partner. DO NOT be extremely jealous and possessive. You married her does not stop her from being friends with the opposite sex. Let her do her things but guide her to make sure she doesn't fall. Women think they are smart not knowing men are way smarter! You should trust a woman before you make her wife. My last advice is do not fall for the phone privacy rubbish. If there's nothing to hide both you and your partner's phones should be accessible to the both of you. My brother, marriage is sweet. I've been married for 13 years with 4 kids. I feel so happy everytime i see my beautiful wife and my cute kids.

All your points are valid except for the Male friends part lol. She might be able to resist some Male friends but not all

It reminds me of a girl who was someones fiance that was keeping me as a Male friend. We ended up having a crazy sex one night because of the friendship and I didn't even know she was with her man.

Sex dont yall just gotta talk things out.

When my girl and I are having issues and I have sex with her to make things up.

She still keeps that unhappy face during sex, try not to moan or cum. But I give her hard and good and the sounds come out involuntarily just like her cum does while shes trying to stay mad. Well after it all, shes still unhappy till we talk things out

Ya'll bragging about your sizes without a proper description or when flaccid or erect.. lmaooooooo. You can't be 7 inches, 6 inches when flaccid .

Yall animals

Dss !! Respect dey

babavik:
We wey don pass 25 but never reach 30 nko?

You're 27. Not too bad

pregnantMan:
Their soundtrack during sex is always funny
You will hear woohoo woyoo.. ouchh maya Allah..kada kada woyo woyooo .. sweet pussies

Lol

DoggoneDogg:
You never jam.
Anal fisting sef for Benin I can never forget. Her anus could take 1 litre cocacola bottle whole.

Omo what the wow

In 6/8years time. You'll know what real life is all about

Fisting is odd to me, no I've never and I don't think any Nigerian girl would leave her vijay for u to deep ur whole hands into it

BaEnki:
I'd try to make this short.

Background story: I met this lady I met on my way from Lagos to Ibadan, we sat next to each other in the bus, along the way we started talking(I didn't initiate the convoy as I wasn't really ready to talk/chat. But we conversed anyways, she was to stop at the bus stop that leads to UI( I've forgotten the name, she's a UI student) but followed our bus to Iwo road and stood by me until I boarded Ife bus, on our parting I made this mistake of exchanging phone numbers with her.
#End

Now here's the problem guys, ever since that day we exchanged numbers(it would be exactly two weeks tomorrow), her calls & IM messages have peaked above 300(no exaggeration) she's now my daily alarm. Two days after we met, she proposed her love for me, I told her that I'm not in and gave her my reasons, but she won't stop.

I blocked her early this week and she begins to call me with her friend's line, I have to unblock her. Last week, she told me she wants to come around to Ife by the weekend, I declined, now the same thing is happening presently. After declining again, she's threatening me that she would come to Ife tomorrow, that I wouldn't want her to get hurt by not seeing her, I blatantly told her NO, but she's been pleading and crying

Honestly, I've never seen anything like this before, I like the girl in question, but I don't love her, more so, I'm not looking for any relationship at the moment.
Please what can I do to send her away forever? I've tried my best but she's not yielding

I've been there a million times , its strange to understand why this happens or why they always refuse to leave no matter what u do or how angry you get. Out of the 5/7girls I've experienced this with, the one that gave up earliest took 1 month. Sorry bro, it shall pass, I know how much burden you're feeling

Being too nice is the number one problem

You're right bro. The whole 46 cow thing was a distraction

Cerebellum:
This one matter don pass 10 by 10 or 20 by 20 o

Nah 5 headed pasan made with razor blade inside pepper he need

After 245 strokes, hin head go correct; D

Lol you sabi!!! I trust u

Joteq7:
Thank you everyone for your responses. I'm still expecting more advices. I even accept the one that I'm gullible or na juju be this. So how do I remove the feelings I have for her. Its not easy for me. Trust me I have tried. She has broken up with me more times than I can count and I try to do away with my feelings but its been hard. Especially when she comes back apologising.

I'm so attached to her that even her parents call me when they want to tell her something, that its only me she will listen to because she normally has issues with them. I am very much involved with her parents

Bro, she is obviously rid*ing another di*ck those times her phone was off and ur line was busy, she blocked your ass. Why is it so hard for you people to be smart enough to know these girls are always a step ahead of you... and she couldn't even sacrifice 2 mints to call you at night where she was cooking ? Scam .. dey they've chewed her in all holes man. Know this and know peace

Cerebellum, where your 10 by 10 ?

223 or more. Nothing less

omonighoblessing:
it's like I don't believe you oo

There is even more.. but I cant bring a whole story up here

Cerebellum:


Tall nigga..checked my height recently, 6ft

Uncle don old like sanyeri

Lol lol abi naw

Took one of my babes to my friends hostel to lash her. She was this nasty and bad ass cute girl . Tall, beautiful, fresh and very smart.

I gave her doggy with my huge rod in the bathroom which usually echoes. The entire hostel almost turned into chaos from her loud moanings.

People thought it was my friend lashing a girl in his room.

When the girl and I were stepping out of that room in the afternoon. ALL eyes on us, and she didn't even give a dammn fck, she was even still cat walking and greeting and playing with my friend when leaving

ArticleBeast:
Some girl dey loud while some no dey shout even if u drive dangote truck pass the kuntus... I don meet both for this life. I get one babe wey be say even finger she go dey do mummy o.... Dey do voice like parrot wey dem just comot cage. While it get another wey be say even if I dey do 200km/h full throttle, na hmm hmm hmm she go dey do...

Word , true

iNVICTUSobi:
Bro I am here in Melbourne. St Kilda East. I am doing my MA at Monash uni. I moved from south Africa too. Hit me up obinwannem@gmail.com

Dammmn so invictus was once on nairaland..

This is simple.

* Some dicks are big enough for any virgina ,some are quite small for certain pu*sies.

* different girls have different virgina texture and grip.

* A girl could only be fcking one dick her entire life , If you end up sexing her, u might feel shes loose.

Back in uni days some years back , my ex bestie was crushing on me. I invited her over for a sleep over .... we bought food, gisted, slept ..

Midnight reach, I wasnt sure what woke me up , next thing was a face staring at me and smiling, suddenly I was like " wtf" why are u staring, why ain't u sleeping?

I ended up burying my face under the pillow , and turned to the other side of the bed backing her. She was sad but I didn't care. First thing in the morning
. I made her leave

I am 6ft 2, and I don't really feel so tall. Though it is a obvious height that everyone loves on me, mostly women . I'm not just tall, I'm tall and buff . But I wish to be 6ft5 , unfortunately.. I've passed the age for hope to be taller

Cerebellum:
Iffa slap you uncle..that areeee you dey write go disappear ni

How ur side o my boss

Naso u sha enter me indirectly.. I dey o my broda. Women matter long gan.!