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RomanceRe: SCAM: GTBANK Just Debited Me 456 Naira For SMS Alert Charge - Is This Not Much?? by Uncle93(m): 10:12am On Jun 30, 2021
Zenith debired me 820naira for SMS charge
RomanceRe: How I discipline My Wife For Disrespecting Me by Uncle93(m): 10:07am On Jun 29, 2021
Dont do this with a woman who isn't loyal, shes ginna call another man and go spend time at his place till ure ready.. women areeeeeeeee
RomanceRe: Vagina fish smell; See the billions of vaginal bacteria under a microscope by Uncle93(m): 9:01am On Jun 29, 2021
Theevilone:
And one prophet have told me twice never to suck pussy in my life that I am under reincarnation, that I should never in my life sleep with one’s wife nor kill either by abortion or be part of any plan to kill, that I should never have anything to do with my blood i.e affection with my blood relatives .

He said that if I have ever done any that I have killed my star.


He also told me never to promise a woman marriage for my own good that I will not marry normal through lovely relationship but by chance or by direction of God but recently I am with that girl I feel is my wife and I have made her known that if things get well that she is ideal woman tho she is not ready for marriage now till next 3 or more years tho i didn’t promise her any marriage.

And I have sucked a Woman’s pussy before.

Please could all this be real ? If I get enough and good responds I tell more about the stories and how another Ezenwanyi told me similar.
People can brainwash you into making you see them like God. Formats stronger than jazz. But with all these people assume to know , look at them well, are they really successful or whatever token you give them is important to them ?
RomanceRe: Vagina fish smell; See the billions of vaginal bacteria under a microscope by Uncle93(m): 7:44am On Jun 29, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
Damnnn ... I have to stop eating pussy mhen ..
Lmaooooooo, exactly my dammmn thoughts just now
RomanceRe: What Turns You Off About The Opposite Sex? by Uncle93(m): 8:27am On Jun 28, 2021
Smelling virgina.

Smelling Virginia.

Mouth odour.

Smelling Armpit.

Nothing else
EducationRe: Snake Killed In KABIR UMAR Hostel In MAU Yola by Uncle93(m): 12:54pm On Jun 25, 2021
Prettylima:
See better meat la-la do the needful shocked
Wtf!!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Won't Cohabit To Save Expenses. Help Me. by Uncle93(m): 3:09pm On Jun 24, 2021
BitterSoul:
She moves in with you now and you come give her belle, now you come notice say she be bad girl, you come notice say she no good as you been dey see am before.

Now you come con tell am mek she pack comot for your house for midnight. She no get house again. She no get side boyfriends again. She carry belle so toasters go run away from her. You want to ruin her beautiful life with your selfishness.

If you want her, go and marry her. Simple marriage is bae.


Meanwhile, you can grow £20 up to £1000 in six weeks. WhatsApp the number on my signature to know how
You're indeed a bitter soul and a mad man. What kind of stupid sense of criticism is this? And you could still market whatever shit ure selling here with a negative attitude? You're the dumbest human alive
RomanceRe: jfjdjj by Uncle93(m): 12:08pm On Jun 24, 2021
Gwg002:
Goodday Nairalanders!
Please someone needs ur thoughts, ideas, suggestions, ur words.....
criticisms too but pls be nice... constructive criticisms pls ooo.....am saying this because....hmm ....I know u pple well...
Soo the question goes thus:
I ll be 19 in five months time....a jambite too..... fervently hoping to get into unilag come early next yr....any school infact...I don't care again...tertiary institutions have done me strong thing in terms of admission in this country of ours.....
that being said....it's obvious that money is needed....and honestly, finances are not exactly bouyant now.... bouyant sef is flattering.....
Now, I'm not an orphan.... neither am I Motherless....
Dad is a good, extra-carefull and experienced driver in a quarry that's not paying well... really!....and prior to this, he's been out of a job since 2020 up till early this year due to the covid saga...Soo in terms of savings there's really nothing much.....till he got this quarry job some months ago.
Mom on the other hand is trying on her part....petty businesses n all......

Where we stay, our residence, is in quite a rural area.....and by rural I mean veryyy rural that getting good paying jobs for a 19 yr old girl is either near impossible or very far ....so far that wyt tfare expenses...a 20k monthly salary is practically gone. And I can't just sit at home and do nothing.... infact have done that....ve been there...and it's depressing!
sooo

d essence of all my story story.....I got to know of housekeeping jobs in places like lekki,ikoyi,vi etc that actually pays well, with accommodation and feeding covered.....
sooo my point is I'm sceptical about some things,one, I've not done this type of work before but on a lighter note, thinking on the bright side I kind of feel it will just be like getting paid for all the house work I do for free at home, that seemingly go unnoticed to my mom...lol...but then
On a serious note.... would my employers be nice,or if nice is Mee being too demanding,will they at least just be good, would I be safe..... especially with the depressing news and headlines we see on the frontpage about domestic staffs and their bosses.
Rape, theft accusations etc God forbid ND in d case of 'stories that touch' meee i no get anybody oo....no connections... I don't know anybody...just Baba God ooo!
sooo back to the topic
Dear Nairalanders,
Should I go for it
Orr abort mission!
Be ready for sexual assault or request by 80% of men in the house your work for who her family remembers
Nairaland GeneralRe: Workers Kill Two Big Snakes That Eat Residents' Goats, Birds In Abia (photos) by Uncle93(m): 12:05pm On Jun 24, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright....
I Don't see any cobra in that picture....all I see is that beautiful creature called python

Fuckkk.....dmannn....we should stop killing python
a human python cohabitation is very possible if we keep our cool
Pythons are very friendly and different from boas

These creatures are damnnnnn beautiful we must learn how to live with them....they don't bite to attack...they only swallow small animals....
Nothing but trash ! You read it that it's been killing thier goats and birds(Chicken and others) so the next thing they should do is to start rearing the snake at their own expenses.?
RomanceRe: My Trauma (dating An Underage). by Uncle93(m): 9:51pm On Jun 23, 2021
I was in the situation as you , but mine stayed loyal and remained loyal.
RomanceRe: Trying To Be Invisible On Whatsapp. by Uncle93(m): 7:43pm On Jun 22, 2021
Biglittlelois:
I've been noticing a recent trend on whatsapp which more people are adopting day by day, mostly guys

The act of removing last seen and putting off read receipt, it is very rude and disrespectful, last seen can be excused, but you see that read receipt, how will someone know his/her chat has been read? Even if one gets a reply afterward without the ticks turning blue, It still doesn't speak well of whoever does that cos he/she will be seen in a negative kind of way, when the read receipt is on, the person will actually appreciate the fact that his/her chat has been read, then wait for a reply at anytime

Imagine doing that to an elderly person, my brother did it to my Dad(removing read receipt), old man thought his whatsapp had problem, when he explained it to him, my Dad gave him a hella lecture he can't forget in a hurry, then instructed him to put it back on


I actually don't chat with any of my contacts that has its read receipt off, once I notice it, I immediately tune out, I recently asked one why he turned off his own, he gave no tangible reason, I politely told him I won't chat him anymore

So has anyone had same experience? How do you feel about it? I'd like us to share thoughts on it.....

CrimeRe: 7-Year-Old Boy's Hand Cut Off In Kwara By A Suspected Ritualist (Graphic Photo) by Uncle93(m): 6:57pm On Jun 22, 2021
My heart cry
RomanceRe: Help!!! I Caught Her Cheating A Second Time by Uncle93(m): 5:59pm On Jun 22, 2021
LamiHandsome:
Hi good afternoon BI,


So I caught my girlfriend cheating sometime last year and we talked about it, she promised never to cheat again, I forgave and moved on. Of course I’ve been unfaithful too, and on top of that she’s calm and virtuous. This is someone who I love and trusted dearly, someone I plan on settling down with. We’re both fresh graduates and we have our growing businesses.


Fast forward to January this year, I found out yet again she’s seeing not only the same guy I caught her with last year, but also confessed she’s been with two other guys.


She further revealed that she was cheating because of money, reiterating on the fact that she didn’t want to keep asking for financial support from me so as not to be a burden. Heaven knows I always do my possible best to support her whenever the need rises. Her family hasn’t been financially stable lately.


This second time, I had to involve her mom. She (her mom) expressed disappointment and disgust. We thereafter talked about it and I’ve forgiven her. We’ve been staying together for a while now to ensure we work things out.



Here’s where the problem lies; despite the fact that I’ve forgiven her, I’m having a hard time healing. I pay attention to every little thing she does now. I’m insecure and sometimes I feel like I may be doing too much, and I feel like I hurt her.

Even though I try as possible not to, I see fault in every little mistake she makes now �. It’s like I see unfaithfulness in her footsteps every time she walks now.

Please guys, what can I do to make this really work. How do I completely heal from this?
I'm glad you brought this up here.

* You'll still love the girl regardless of the fact that she cheated, letting go will be difficult.

* Girls from financial unstable homes are the worst to date. They are under a lot of pressure, financial related , so survival is mostly thier basic instincts.

* She may love you so much but still cheat on you even though it's hard for her to cheat .

* You can never do enough to keep her loyal to you alone unless you're super rich to give her all when wants in life.

* She would be scared of her future and wouldn't want to fail or lose in life all because of love.

* She will be impressed by rich guys many times.

* Love is sweet, but with money love is sweeter, you'll keep yourself under a lot of pressure trying to keep her because you will want to keep her loyal by doing everything for her.

* You'll have major financial set backs because you can never truly save her or give her all she wants. At the end of the day, ya'll might still breakup and move on regardless of all what you've done for her.

* Try to let her go, it wont be easy, but secretly get into a new relationship, it's best for both of you. SHE will also end up with someone that can take care of her
EducationRe: NEKEDE Polytechic students were asked to Define Unknown Gun-Men by Uncle93(m): 9:56am On Jun 22, 2021
Guyman02:
Unknown gunmen are security agents sent to destroy facilities and kill citizens with the aim of giving Federal Govt the needed excuse to kill more citizens in an area under the guise of dealing with secessionists "in the language they understand" in places where they want to takeover the land to build Grazing areas that will later metamorphose into Emirates in future for the invaders from Futa Jalon.
You failed bro, by referring to them as "Security agents " was a wrong tag, if they were security agents, that's what they'll probably be referred to. No one knows who they are , work for , or who's sponsoring them. They are probably thugs, or whatever we dont know.

The world " security agent " means . People or officials that promotes peace and secure life and properties.
SportsRe: Please Am I The Only Guy Who Doesn't Have Much Interest In Watching Football ?? by Uncle93(m): 6:03pm On Jun 20, 2021
lascos912:
hope you now have billions in your account
Lol grin
SportsRe: Please Am I The Only Guy Who Doesn't Have Much Interest In Watching Football ?? by Uncle93(m): 2:49pm On Jun 20, 2021
xeju:
So how much have you made? So people dat involve in football don't have time to make money? Just say it's not your interest, instead of making others who love it look irresponsible. Daft human
Well you have a point , I should leave it for the lovers of it
RomanceRe: You by Uncle93(m): 8:39pm On Jun 19, 2021
Make I no talk
RomanceRe: Narrate To Us Your Sex Escapades As A Corper by Uncle93(m): 3:06pm On Jun 18, 2021
Oh I was rather lashing my fellow Corp members from CDs and bio metrics groups. I worked in a office so only had access to Madams and other corpers grin
RomanceRe: Have A Girl Ever Toasted You Directly? by Uncle93(m): 9:14am On Jun 18, 2021
Yemike:
You're so much on point bro. I'm currently dealing with one. When I was showing her some attitude she pull a call through to me, put the phone on loudspeaker in the presence of all her family members.
Her dad call me personally later. I felt like slapping her when she told me she put the phone on loudspeaker.
Although I love her I can't deal with her obsession.
I feel your pain bro, God will see you through. people think it's funny and easy but its hell
SportsRe: Please Am I The Only Guy Who Doesn't Have Much Interest In Watching Football ?? by Uncle93(m): 7:20pm On Jun 17, 2021
Same here, I no even get time for that shit, I rather be thinking of how to make money
RomanceRe: Have A Girl Ever Toasted You Directly? by Uncle93(m): 7:00pm On Jun 17, 2021
Just run for your life, they always turn out obsessive at the end, I've been there many times. To breakup with them will be almost impossible
RomanceRe: In Relationship, What Is The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Partner? by Uncle93(m): 6:29pm On Jun 17, 2021
specialbobby:
And you go wan enter heaven like this oo
By the special grace of God grin
RomanceRe: How Many Persons Have You Dated In Your Entire Life by Uncle93(m): 11:06pm On Jun 16, 2021
I think 27, and only one broke up with me. Now I've stopped that lifestyle
RomanceRe: BE SINCERE!! Can You Sleep In The Mortuary For A Night Without Electricity For 1 by Uncle93(m): 11:04pm On Jun 16, 2021
Something wey person go do halfway, one ghost go come spoil am , I no go come see any money collect.. lai lai
RomanceRe: BE SINCERE!! Can You Sleep In The Mortuary For A Night Without Electricity For 1 by Uncle93(m): 11:01pm On Jun 16, 2021
Cerebellum:
Walia! To slap you OP, dey hungry mehuh
Lmaooooooo grin hahaha
RomanceRe: In Relationship, What Is The Biggest Lie You Have Ever Told Your Partner? by Uncle93(m): 10:58pm On Jun 16, 2021
My pocket dalied her number by mistake while I was toasting another girl, she picked and heard everything,.. God, come see mad text messages and para, blocking me on WhatsApp and everywhere. Me wey be master lair. I lied to her that it was a prank to see her reaction.. shawty fell for it.
RomanceRe: My Babe Finally Let Me Fvck Her In The A$$ by Uncle93(m): 12:01pm On Jun 16, 2021
Hehehe
RomanceRe: Guys, What Female Body Type Do You Find Unattractive? by Uncle93(m): 7:47pm On Jun 13, 2021
Ya'll talking shittt, what about a tall girl, 5'8 , slim thick, big ass but slim girl. Fresh Brown skin dimples and brown eyes ..
RomanceRe: The Babe That Sit Down With Me Yet I Didn't Know. by Uncle93(m): 9:00pm On Jun 11, 2021
ICTWeb:
I was sitting with this babe. I didn't have the time for her. Although she was trying her best to get my attention but me nor send.

It was when she get down from the bus that I saw her waist and ass. She is slim with wide big waist line and ass. The kind of girls I like but while sitting with me I can't see it. It pain me that I didn't talk to her and do the needful.
In osun state .?
RomanceRe: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by Uncle93(m): 1:33am On Jun 10, 2021
LadyRosa:
Skinny guys are a turn off.
Why will I get turned on on a guy looking like a wall gecko?!?
Lmaooooooo. I'm dead grin this bish is savage , dammn girl grin
RomanceRe: Dating Someone Who Isn't Physically Your "Type"? Share Your Experiences by Uncle93(m): 1:21am On Jun 10, 2021
I've typed and cancelled , I reserve my comments. cool all these 100plus girls I wasn't attracted to turned out obsessive, I always run run run,
RomanceRe: Resilience Pays! by Uncle93(m): 1:13am On Jun 10, 2021
HarunaWest:
I am a born spendthrift dude..Cant save mehn..Even the cheeze in ma account isnt safe.....I pray to imbibe this sorta attitude before I die.
Go download piggy bank app .. it will save yr and change ur life. I was worse than you

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