₦airaland Forum

If una like make una do owanbe for the party, i no go still vote una

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SilverNorGold:
I know some Nairalanders are going to blast me for criticizing President Buhari, but I don't care. I'll speak the truth no matter whose ox is gored!

Yes, I agree he's done exceptionally well in the areas of agriculture, infrastructure, human development, finance, security and economy, but his failure to punish insurrectionists cannot be ignored. His (administration's) refusal to jail Aisha Yesufu and the other EndSars promoters; his refusal to jail Sowore and allowing Nnamdi Kanu to jump bail successfully will be recorded in history as the failures of the Muhammadu Buhari administration. That's what his softness will cost him if his administration keeps sweeping these issues under the carpet!

President Buhari must understand that Nigerians will not rest until those guys are jailed. That they are celebrities doesn't in any way put them above the law. We are all equal in the eyes of the law. Hopefully, this administration will do the right thing and jail those criminals. Doing otherwise will result in a MONSTROUS PROTEST!

I have spoken my mind.

God bless Nigeria.

Thank God say na your mind u speak. Like say you dey close to me now, i for comot your teeth just now.

SilverNorGold:
I know some Nairalanders are going to blast me for criticizing President Buhari, but I don't care. I'll speak the truth no matter whose ox is gored!

Yes, I agree he's done exceptionally well in the areas of agriculture, infrastructure, human development, finance, security and economy, but his failure to punish insurrectionists cannot be ignored. His (administration's) refusal to jail Aisha Yesufu and the other EndSars promoters; his refusal to jail Sowore and allowing Nnamdi Kanu to jump bail successfully will be recorded in history as the failures of the Muhammadu Buhari administration. That's what his softness will cost him if his administration keeps sweeping these issues under the carpet!

President Buhari must understand that Nigerians will not rest until those guys are jailed. That they are celebrities doesn't in any way put them above the law. We are all equal in the eyes of the law. Hopefully, this administration will do the right thing and jail those criminals. Doing otherwise will result in a MONSTROUS PROTEST!

I have spoken my mind.

God bless Nigeria.

Thank God say na your mind u speak. Like say you dey close to me now, i for comot your teeth just now.

The moment i see u na up NEPA o. I've never heard a song with so many wack lyrics. You see Tekno, that guy sabi talk bullshit

Nice one

Rough

GayPontiff:
Simple....go back there and bait them.

That's their territory.

Bait them but this time outsmart them and kill them all.

Nice one James bond

After my service year, i moved down to Abuja to stay with my aunt and her husband. Initially, I had no intention to stay with them beyond a month but she fell ill, and she needed someone to attend to her business. So after much persuasion from my mom, I decided to stay back and help her take care of her business. Note, they don't have a child yet. To cut the long story short, they made arrangement to bring a cousin of mine from the village to help out with the business. Meanwhile, she sometimes talks to me and my cousin rudely, even in the presence of her customers but me mah i go just maintain when she begin her ranting. One day, i decided not to eat the food she cooked for that day, because i was tired of eating the same food everyday. So I took a flask went out to buy food from a restaurant, o boy come see talk. She said and i quote " so because I trusted you with my shop, and because I'm not always around to look after the shop, that why you have the guts to take money from there to buy food". Omo as she talk that 1 i no even wait make she land before i change am for her sharp sharp. I showed her my account balance make she no feel like say because i dey sit down everyday for her shop say I no get money on my own. From that day i stopped eating in the house, na from there she start to give me chance o.

Davefed:
My most embarrassment was when I got admission in the uni,during that period my course was denied to me due to wrong subject combo. I was put on relocation window whereby sch will give you another course that corresponds your subject. For months I'm in sch but no department of my own. So one day I decided to attend one lecture with the hope I'll be given the course which I got later. The lecturer after after teaching started taking attendance and I couldn't wrote my name and matric num because I wasn't in that department. After taking attendance the man began to do head count and the num in class didn't correspond with the one in the paper. the man changed it for us and began to shout and asking who's here that doesn't wrote his name. I kept quite and the man threatened to call out names. so I signified that it was me,the man asked me to stood up in front of students and began to ask me silly questions and later told me that I was a spy sent against him. He asked me to get out of his class never to attend it again. Omo upper week my course was changed to that exact course.

Bros hope say English Language no follow for the subjects wey u dey write

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Okoroawusa:
If you like give Nigerians 20 years those that will bother to register will register...

No be Nigerians again?

True... As for me, until dem find way wey i go fit register the NIN online, i no dey register. If dem like make dem block my SIM

Praxis758:
Rationally and patriotically, what stops this guys from mass recruitment into the army at a crucial time like this


Wait o,....... Was Buhari truly a retired General in NA?

Mass wetin? How many people go like the Nigerian Army right now?

saaphiere:
The earlier men understand that their WIVES need more attention and caring than their moms the better for them. Something like 60:40.
If you want to experience hell in your marriage, buy something for your mom first before buying for your wife or give your mom a quality item than your wife.

As for Duncan laying curses on men because the take care of their wives than their mom, I really don't blame him. Anyone is entitled to do or say dumb things to trend. Just of recent a child made a fool of his parents just to trend by telling them their TV is touch-screen.




I am not saying you should not take care of your mom. I am not saying you should wait for your mom to beg you for things before you give her.
I am saying you should take care of your mom and wife but never give your mom more than you give your wife if you want peace in your home.

Nah. Every mallam with him kettle.
As for me, I would give my mom more than i would give my wife. Except my wife is willing to do more than my mom has already done for me. Wetin my mama don do for me for this life i no sure say any human being fit try am

zed7:
Life is depressing. Even when you want to help, how many can you help? How many can you set up financially?
People get married hoping that 'marriage will bring blessings '. I don't know where that idea came from.
Help when convenient and refuse when you don't have. You can't kill yourself and we al have our own wahala.

.very crazy idea i tell u

IamD18:
Bride price is bride price regardless of how much you spent. The fact remains that you paid something.

You people should allow Igbos with their traditions. Face yours.

You don't expect Igbos to behave like a particular tribe that accepts 2 cups of red oil and Cameroon pepper of 230 Naira as bride price.

You don't expect Igbos to behave like some tribes where the man will have to take 100+ strokes of cane as bride price.

There are levels to qualities and standard in everything. Igbo women are standard, that's why people leave their tribes where you can marry with just pepper and oil, come down to Igbo land to spend more than half of a million for bride price.

Adaeze and Achalugo nwanyi oma is different from Nwanyi ofe mmanu! The quality is the difference and the difference is the quality.

Ori e ti gba le.

MrAnele:
Caje?

No

Alphamale101:
Jesus this 2020 I have seen it all this year

Weytin snake dey find for person trouser pocket o

E wan swallow any money wey enter the pocket

MrAnele:
That's life for you.. By this time last 5 years i never knew I'd be a web developer.. But today i build websites for a living

I see you onwu. I see you. CEO Aso designs. This guy is the best graphic designer and web developer I know

Molan123:
Khalifa bin Salman Al Khalifa, who served as Bahrain’s prime minister since 1971, is dead at the age of 84, the royal court announced on Wednesday.

King Hamad bin Isa bin Salman mourned the late premier, who died at the Mayo Clinic hospital in the U.S state of Minnesota, the court said, according to the official BNA news agency.

Read more at: https://ekohotblog.com/2020/11/11/bahraini-prime-minister-in-office-since-1971-dies-at-84/

RIP

TheGoodJoe:
One Day Bushy Meat Will Catch The Hunter.

Na one day o. E no too far again

saaphiere:
lala I thought they said the reason for onions being expensive was because EndSARS protesters blocked roads preventing drivers from bringing goods from the North?

dem never sell old stocks finish

PreyingMantis:
Snakes are the most notorious fence climbers. They've probably been coming in and going out.. Just that you haven't seen them yet. Be on a constant look out for them. You can't have monitor lizards entering your compound at will and not expect to see a huge snake anytime. Considering your location, your house is in a high risk environment

Haba bros be calming down na. Snakes hardly climb fence except maybe there's a tree close to the fence and if it manages to get in through the fence, getting out would be an issue

wizzie001:
Lest i forget, i once read a post here on nairaland about watermelon farming, i decided to experiment with just a few. It came out so well, but you know what Squirrels destroyed all the fruits. I'm battling with their battalion too, i guess its due to the fact that my house is just by the stream.

They always find their way in climbing the fence despite the barb-wire!!

I'm going to need some tips on how to stop this invasion, please help a brother....

God forbid we see snake in this compound, my wife will run away for good ;DShe detest snakes more than anything!!

Lalasticlala, help out!!

Only you see Lizards of orishirishi specie, na u still dey see squirrels for ur compound. No vex o, na animal farm u dey live? Better dey careful make u no go jam Lion for your parlour one day

I no fit laugh. Too much comedy for this country. New month new comedy series

Fountainofyouth:
Calls 11 times in a day

Always interested in what I do or where I am every minute

Comes to my workplace at lunch break so we could have lunch together everyday,

Insists on spending the whole weekend together, I never had a me time,

Says things like "it's me n you forever", "you have no choice" " there is no way you'll ever leave me" "I can kill for you" "if I'm dying, you're dying too"

A friend received threats cos of frequent talks with me

Doesn't want me to have any friends, even females, he feels they'd take me from him or introduce me to another man

He cries anytime I miss his calls

A sex freak

Sends 5 love sms to me everyday

Changed his church to mine just to always be with me, if we are sitting apart, it's either he comes sit with me or drags me to wherever he's sitting,

He drives me everywhere I want to go,

Etc.

Na Inspector General of Relationship u date

OZOnNengiTheory:
He is actually making sense, but as expected, our emotional and dumb yooots will curse him

This is one of the few times you have typed something meaningful. Otherwise most of ur talkd na to the left to the left like Beyonce

I hate it when people say the hoodlums should leave individual and private properties and focus on government properties alone. First of all, we all are part of the Government, in fact we are the government. Burning of BRT buses will only come back to hunt the masses. Tinubu no dey enter BRT, Sanwo-Olu no dey enter BRT. Focus on the policitians and leave Government properties alone

Next thing you will hear from them now is that the hoodlums also looted the food meant for prospective corp members. Then dem go use 700M replace am

As a man of God
I wish to lay my hands and legs on these politicians

ALCOHOLKILLS:
will greeting add value to his life Nigerians and I senior you mentality is getting out of hand. This exactly why I hate travelling to village, you will greet till your month start paining you

I YEAR you sir

tiredoflife:
So what are u saying
Using outsiders is better
He didn't just pick his mother
That was the price he was told to pay

Until our societies stops glorifying money
Issues like dis will continue
Many mothers envy yahoo boys and wish their sons too go into it
I had a small chat with a mother
Immediately I said I work online see the way she praised me
Ahhh yahoo
And with smiles
I had to tell her no I don't do yahoo

Many mothers are the same just bring the money
My mum too is no different
So maybe his mum too

Parents should stop glorifying money but honest work
If u are broke in a family no one will respect u
Most times the mother is the first to insult u

My exact thoughts. I have this friend of mine who's into Yahoo stuffs... Initially, when he started it, his mom and elder brother had to tie him down and give him the beating of his of life saying no son of hers would indulge into such but the moment he started pulling in money, the story changed. In fact, the mother even had to persuade him to teach his younger brother how to do Yahoo Yahoo stuff
..
My brother poverty na bastard