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LordIsaac:
For a genuine relationship assessment, the list is perfect.

bro don't be a sissy there is no perfect list ...relationship in naija is just one person feeding on the other (host )..

Get sense before is too late .

My dear you don't get these type of women again they are nowhere to be found ...even new born babies (babes) come out from thier mother's wombs stretching thier hands signifying give me money

All they know now is everytime wire me money, helo baby have you sent it.

I always advice most of my rich friends always TEST you babe to know if you are dating a HOE or WIFEY, pretend to be broke for 6months and don't give her money or at best reduce the cash giving to the bearest minimum as well as don't give her sex or be poor at it and watch carefully, cos in marriage in when the chips are down ( which can sometimes happen cos its life) you eye will clear..

One of the best way to know a good woman is through giving, and by giving I dont mean giving of time (cos a woman can pretend for ever),or giving of sex, ( this is even the cheapest now cos at the snap of your finger you Can get it anywhere anyhow) but giving of MONEY, see women are naturally selfish by default and for a woman to part with her cash I mean real cash, yea she try she loves u..

Guyz make Una get sense ooo na OLOSHo full everywhere disguising as house wives :

Am outta here.

victorian:
Lol, OK 48mins




But no sucking or eating of pussy! I hate that shiiiit! I wonder how guys cope doing it .

Yuck!!!

Nyama !

finally I met another apart from my ex who ain't cool with sucking of the pussy , don't like it either sometimes I force myself to do it when the lady continue to insist with a little face towel handy cos the that shit irritates me and by extension not all ladies shave to the skin, cos anything hair in pubic region even armpit just immediately turns me off no matter how gorgeous the lady is. Sometimes that shit makes me looks dirty after it....just my thinking tho

And also am not freak with dick sucking thing, some girls will want to prove thier sexual prowess to me by telling me they will suck and I will cum I just laugh,cos you are wasting your time, they end up with frustration . if you want to get me as a babe go to my chest (the nipple) just suck profusely and bite it a little gosh I go mad maybe cos am well built and just love my chest size.

Nevertheless, am the banger type , all style, any position you want babe, loves giving ladies orgasm/squirting through banging makes me feel manly ...best position Doggy and its variations .....

Margy:
Serves him right!

look at this devlish woman, by their fruits we shall know them as if that your smelling borehole of a pussy has only been dug by one man all your life. Look at what somebody did to another human being,if you cant stay walk away is part of life .If Almighty God decides to hit/punish us for all our wrong doing who will be a life today, justifies the saying "if men were God".


You are just a bitter soul, sadist, I just pity your man he is dining with a DEVIL ...get out she devil.

Wiziman:
I won't generalize her act of emotional expression, to be honest, she went far; I still respect her for punishing him with hot water only; some will go as far in talking people's lives (Stabing/poison) Good women still exists.

What are you saying can you even hear yourself and your signature depicts "God rules" and you never saw in the bible that vegeance belongs to God, you said you respect her for punishing him with with hot water, put yourself in the shoe of someone who did this to brother or sisters of yours and you will still respect her ba.

See no one said cheating is good but is his life and he can live it the way he deem fit and be ready to face the consequences. That woman is a possesive, jealous, devlish woman. I once had a lady like that her level of possessiveness and jealousy is top notch to the extent that anytime we have misunderstanding concerning some lady she always goes straight to hit my joystick always saying she will cut it off someday. What nonsense.


Guys never marry an over jealous, possessive, na only me get this man woman or even date them they are evil.

Hey guyz, I actually bought an expired domain from namesilo, OK, so I decided to create a sales page or landing page before contacting the end user with my domain letter.

Here comes my questions

1) I did start building the sales page but got confused so I couldn't finish using namesilo, senior men in the house how do I create a landing page knowing fully well I bought it from namesilo.

2) I was also adviced that "But if you're finding it complicated, list at undeveloped and change the name servers to undeveloped....
2(a) how do I list at undeveloped although I bought the domain name from namesilo.
2(b) and if succeeed in listing at undeveloped how do i create a page landing or sales page from here.

Pls seniors in the industry, I would appreciate a step by step process to the above .

Na beg I dey beg ooo I nu know book like that and make boys begin make something before Xmas set ooo thanks .

Saltoflife:
MY Dad told me not to argue. But how old would you may be to term me young boys. (I find that so disturbing ) let me be clear. You would have to be 45 years old to be older.

Now Africa is majorly messed up by leadership.
You said my point isn't in 100. What number would bad leadership be? If only you could step back and reason my point, ditch the old ways of thinking you would be more clear.

Lastly, the advent of ladies sexualizing themselves has made any point said to be termed to sexuality. Haba. I'm talking about the charisma and consistency plus care that a lady leader/president can bring to the table you wey old dey talk about woman giving birth to another man. Please Oldman remember if I need you're logical and educated you guys brought us all into this mess.

na waoooo still finding sense from this post, seriously bro no disrespect, that's not a point that will hold water during any argument on why Africa is backward. See guyz women are smart and they are getting it more Now than before hitting on gender discrimination as an excuse.

Meanwhile men face gender discrimination and are marginalized everyday yet they keep quiet. who cares about the widower but they always talk about the widow ( all widows should wait after service what about widowers ).. Is no longer a man's world but a woman now ....check banks, and other companies positions/strength, almost 80 percent are women, even in manufacturing industries men dominate in the unskilled low income section while women take the higher positions , my friend do the research on your own .

Soon men will be the ones doing all the domestic chores, bathing babies, washing thier (ladies)undies and other seemily lady duties then it will dawn on you that men are really honouring women. Guy I dey vex for u I swear, wait how many women they SUBMIT to thier husband these days, they only submit to money .

Saltoflife:
Today was the first day I reasoned it while arguing with the other guy...Now you have confirmed it...God bless you.

am just laughing at your write up in combination with the other moniker guy...well I cant blame you, you guyz may be young and as a result that is the much you know.

No doubt women should be treated well but respect is earned and is reciprocal, so of all the things you could think is the way men treat women in Africa, major reason Africa is backward economically, politically and otherwise. Hmm very immature, illogical & baseless conclusion , what about how women treat men, marrying a man and having kids for another man and still gives it to the man to carter for..the list is endless and there so many factors responsible for Africa backwardness, and your point is not even in the first 100.


Grow up guys this thinking is so shallow I,wasn't expecting that from you guys.

ikp120:
Tell her "Thanks!" if you like her and want to continue fvcking her, or reply her with "K" if you no wan fvck her again.

op this guy is your man he knows the game very very well sincerely, also he said at the rate you are going fvckboy will turn lover boy in his later comment it happens bro


Ikp20 I site you u baaaaaad.

Let me contribute my quota to this: I have stayed in the eastern part of Nigeria and I must say I love Enugu and imo (owerri), chaiii thier babes na die especially IMO babes ( Nekede polytechnic), who dey yellow just dey yellow finish and who dey black just get shining ebony black with their sexy shape. Dem sweet I must confess
But when I come lag omon come see Yoruba babes, and me na big fan of big ASS.. after some time I had to tell mysef If i continue with these ASSES na die wan day oooo ...i couldn't just help it almost everyday . too inviting ; ,too tempting to behold,well position round homonogous Asssssssss everywhere.

I had no choice than to pitch my tent in Lagos city

My guy ubunja, you attention is need here to solve this emotional and gender difference all mighty formula

APC and violence have the same mother.

The guy with the moniker 'zombicmodz' have already given you an answer and a good one at that but I just want to emphasis more on it by clearing your ignorance, and you dont have to make your point by ridiculing other people's business or at least do it without mentioning names.

And I like to let you know there are certain cream, herbal soap as well as pump that truely enlarges the joystick, yes you heard me right they truly exist, the challenge here is knowing the good ones. Be that as it may, there is little or no patience exercise by individuals seeking for joystick enlargement as they are always in a hurry to get result forgetting that the joystick grows in inches overtime and it has no bone less we would worked it out at the gym to get bigger.

Nevertheless, what the dick exercise pump, herbal soap, cream etc does is to enable the inflow of blood into the joystick, it is the degree of blood inflow from the iorta/heart into the joystick and how long it can be retained that determine erection as well as joystick enlargement both in width (circumference ) and the length, infact the overall effective functionality of the dick lies in the continuous ( unhindered) inflow of blood OVER A PERIOD OF TIME into the dick, this greatly determines how big it will be.

Futhermore the body of the penis is cylindrical in shape and consists of three circular shaped chambers. These chambers are made up of special, sponge-like tissue. This tissue contains thousands of large spaces that fill with blood when the man is sexually aroused. As the penis fills with blood, it becomes rigid and erect, which allows for penetration during sexual intercourse. The skin of the penis is loose and elastic to accommodate changes in penis size during an erection.

In closing I like to let you know that guys can only posses two types of dick the SHOWER type dick or the GROWER, yours might be shower, always remaining big even during, before or after sex and most times maintain same length/width during intercourse or at most little additiion . unlike the shower the grower is a special type of dick that looks so small sometimes (always responding very well to temperature change ) but when it comes to digging they come out thier shell like a tortoise to cause havoc expanding most times more than the shower dick, most guys know and posses it.

Its a deceptive type of DIcK

Stop showing yourself bro we know your type

If Atiku refuse/yield to what some paid individuals are saying by not going to court to challenge the presidential election of feb 23, I swear he will be hated by true Nigerians for life after all thier effort.

Sir, I urge you to go to court you may never know even buhari went to court, oshio baba also did likewise, so dont allow him or anybody deprive you of that the evidence are so overwhelming,and by extension this will once again turn the eyes of the world to what really happened that day as proceedings in court continue to go on.


Nigeria have never had it this bad since Democracy, even military regime. We can safely say that even the dreaded Abacha's govt is far better than this ..

God bless Nigeria.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
The witty Sadist is here. Do we have good men to call husbands? Imagine a MAN Snapchatting with shitty flower effect on his head, like wtf!

There is nothing wrong with that if thats what makes him happy, you people loves the likes of flavour and Paul (square _rude boy), but they do plait thier hair like a woman but you babes choose to overlook it cos of money shame


If it was done by a broke guy or here in narialand you people will crucify him ...hmm double standard will not kill some people , imagine ladies can confidently put on any male outfit and nobody will raise an eye brow about it but do the reverse and come and see social media and this same feminist, yet still cry fowl on Gender equality.

All yea women clamouring that a man should have at least #5m before considering marriage ok fine, but they should also have at least half the stated amount for men as your hands are not tied marriage is not poverty alleviation programme as a large percentage of Nigerian women think.

Both of us dey marriage each other mtcheeeeeeew

freemanbubble:
Hmmmmmmm
Am not loving this lady because she is a virgin
But because she is slim

My love for slim ladies knows no bound



They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke their vagina
When they are on leggings menn
Their camel toe becomes to sexcy and conspicuous
But they are very deep down there. They can accommodate anything that comes in.
If you want to make them happy tell them to sit on you


I love them slim
Shout out to all the slim ladies

hmmmm your choice though but we don't do bones.

#SayNoTobonestobones

ebymy:
I just sold a domain name at Afternic through the Afternic fastsell. Domain name is 6 letter dot com domain and was bought in November 2018 at NetSol for $1. Special thanks to my mentors iykepromotion, haykay, and all the gurus in the house for keeping this thread alive and sharing domain tips with us. God bless!

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Registered @ NetSol
Registration cost : $1
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Amount Sold: $999
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Or we can chat here is my number 08132179349

They will come for Timi frank naaa

Already we have one up there

Esseite:
Seriously when Buhari leaves in 2023, what happens with APC..

It's really going to be a political battle to watch.

2023 is what will really defined the APC party .

God bless Nigeria

Juliet is fine aha

I will see if I can get her number from that our naija guy I have forgotten his name ooooooo

Really don't know why I am seriously deep in like with a lady on low cut...its becoming something else for me ooo


At a time I had to tell my 'ex' to cut her hair and she did obediently and I just couldn't stop making out with her anytime I see her, she even noticed and asked how is she different now that am just all around her.

There is this thing I dont just know

AmazingELixir:



See that madt man asking the girl to call the guy and apologise for visiting without prior knowledge.

Men are unrepentant cheats

really, and who are they cheating with I bet your boyfriend is somewhere fulfilling this "men are unrepentant cheat " ....sorry you said it though...

You just set yourself up

If men are unrepentant cheat then we can safely say women are C.H.E.A.T themselves ,...

funmisticqueen:
I am a gold-digger and I have never minded since sliced bread.

be there digging gold from one dick to another forgeting soon how people will begin to forget their valuables in your pussy due to its lost of elasticity.


Borehole .....don't go and work.

Okay we have seen it.

candlewax:
Just few questions OP? How did the guy know you are are training in his state? You told him right?

How do you know your guy feels intimidated by the guys profile? You know that right?

If you answer yes to two of the four questions questions above, coupled with the fact you feel the guy is better than your boyfriend, then you have a tendency to cheat, yes! You do! You just don't realize it and by the time you do, you'd be warning your so called boo to stop calling you and gets life and that's what prostitutes and gold diggers do.

I don't mean to demean but from my analysis is crystal clear you would have fallen for the guy in the long run because you feel he is better, (don't even try to deny this) it's human psychology. We always go for what we feel is a better option.

Maybe the guy could have waited till the next visit or just invite you to his house. You could have been marveled so much by the exquisite furnishing you'd remove your pants yourself. So fuccck it and go apologize to your boo that's if you don't feel like going back to the guy.

candle wax you have brain, you are the only guy that is seeing from my perspective.

I said and I will still say it again if that guy had persisted and throwing more cards on the table , he would have got her laid. She is tripping for the guy, the reason her bf is angry, it was obvious to her bf when she mentioned the guy to him before the lunch date cos when a babe is liking a guy and you ask her who is this, if you are sharp you will know based on the words that will follow, her smiles,action, doings generally ...same applies to babes to guys, couple the with fact that she has already concluded in her mind that the guy is better than her guy financially. Women sha!!!

I said it in my last comment and am still saying it again if i was your guy I will give you space for one week so that you can sort yourself out emotionally and psychologically and me on the other hand need the time to think this through ...cos if you could go to see your toaster for lunch date which you had the audacity to SET UP yourself while am still around hmmmm i beg to say if i come travel for 6months you will do wonders

Don't give me that trying to be open with your boo crap am not a baby, better go and apologize to your guy before you loose him if he is thinking the way am thinking now cos the other guy just want to fvvck your pussy hard if he could not even wait to get to his bed, or at least his sitting but right there in the open during lunch date telling u wants to fuccck u.

And if you don't take time that guy will still fvvvck u mark my words cos you have fallen already mtcheeeeeew.

PS: it is not only when you sleep around with different men that you are termed cheap of course thats the height, you can also be cheap when your actions,words and behavior depicts one...cc kollingzee

Splinz:


Ubunja what have you done this time around? Don't you know we have puna jiharists too?

Now they've warned you. And the next thing will be "Allahu Akbar! Boom!!!

in Ubunja we trust

No man is born weak but most choose weakness like the op

Males wearing female pussies

kollinzgee:
To me the girl is not cheap becoz she didnt givein to the guys sexual advances.i only despise the fact that she took advantage of the fact that the guy likes her .but some guys self you want a girl to jump on your bed becoz you bought her food all girls are not sluts as you guys think only a minority weak niggas everywhere! i weep for my gender** spits***.

hey, kollinzgee, I have developed some respect for you including the likes of lefulefu & ubunja my guy but seriously given this your comment am already thinking if I didnt make the wrong decision.

Here is a lady who has a boyfriend calling a toaster ( note: not just an opposite sex friend which is also dangerous as is stands, but a toaster not a casual friend ) asking him if they could do lunch ( once again is not even the toaster calling to make that demand and let's assume the lady agrees to go as it is, is still dangerous cos the signal you are giving to the guy may seem positive to him .....na for clap dem they enter dance oo, from lunch they can enter bed is POSSIBLE, but in this case the demand call was actually put forward by the lady, guy as a guy, put yourself in the shoe of the said guy who accepted her lunch date who have been looking for a way to get into her pants, what will be the first thing that will come into your mind...I will leave that for you to answer.

The lady in question wanted the toasting attention from the guy that beautiful afternoon ( reason I said if a lady remained unwooed {untoast }for a period say 3months, she starts feeling inferior, or less confident about herself ), it,s natural they love the attention and that's why most of them get layed before they say jack, their major weakness.

I can confidently say the lady was already feeling something for that guy, among all the males and even females contact on her phone ( of course, what stops her from having lunch with a lady ) or lets assume she choose the opposite sex, it was this same toaster she remembered, haha i laugh, the aforementioned is the reason the guy hard the boldness, audacity, temerity to ask her for sex right there and there... cos he is sharp and has done all the emotional calculation I just did .

We all know ladies no longer give free sex, something must exchange for something for them irrespective of the item and that guy knows this. I have slept with several ladies with little things they themselves could easily buy with the snap of their fingers.


If I was her boyfriend, I will tell her to give me space for a week, why! In mind I will say its for me to think this through. Seriously, she was bored that day, and wanted company and if that guy had persisted throwing other players cards on the table he might with a higher percentage see the color of her pants.

Kollingzee nu dey fall my hand again oooo

Guyz are loving too much these days, warris happening , going more emotional than babes who are supposed to exhibit more of that by nature. So many weaklings calling themselves men. Hear me stop begging women , I said stop it,put a stop to it. Guys I repeat stop begging women....

When you do something wrong, just say am sorry about that babe, once or at most twice and thats all, you've apologised and thats a sane thing to do ( she must always reciprocate same when she is at fault too if she does not then also tell her two can play that game) , stop reducing your value by begging them..what fuckery.

You make them feel they are doing you a Favour ( see take this from me any babe who no guy said hi to for 3 months will automatically feel something is wrong with her, we guys validate the value of women ...olodo know this today) and I tell you that same babe you are begging like a begger that you are is one bad guy dude side chic, smashing, spanking her ass anyhow somewhere, oh u don't know, open your eyes, girls themselves hate weak men but wont tell u cos they enjoy the attention and helps them manipulate you more.

Op, shame on you, I just hate u now seriously, your woman blocked u, while other guys are unblocked, your own woman height of see finish. You are too weak..sometimes when I counsel guys who are not yet of the age to settle down, i tell them to be to be a player, yes play, when you play it helps you to understand the game well and know how to handle different women,and be manly, and by extension helps you to kill those useless feelings you call love nonsense ...reason many women run after players bad boy.

I watch movies a lot even Nigerian movie while in school with ladies those days and they frown at those timid boys and laugh at them but always love guys like nollywood bad boy Jim iyke ..ask yourself why cos he is a player and knows the game.

Go work on yourself in total

- Go out, socialize meet different women, dont build your life around one babe , stop calling her every day, be scarce, reason why petrol has more monetary value than water even though water is more important ....cos of scarcity.

Go to the gym or home gym ...work out and look good and presentable.one thing a good work out does to you it brings out your hidden confidence.

Dress well even more than your babe, smell well at all time, look more presentable than your babe, eat a lot of fruits & veggies as well as water..

Study books, so that you can command when you go out.

I am just angry with guys ....I swear....falling in love anyhow, so cheaply ...mtcheeeeeeeeew ranting here and disturbing our peace.

Matam:
Let me try to interpret a hausa saying that if a blind man seeks to engage you in a fight just know he has stepped on a stone. For Atiku to have this boldness eh, he has something that may implicate this government.

dunno why I like sharp babes, you are the only that have said something today, your thinking capacity is great...keep it up cos I was thinking in that line .

There is one thing am going to tell certain individuals especially some young fellas who haven't seen real life here never tell a man or even a child You can do nothing even a jambite can bring down the number 1 in a major cult group.

The same Buhari, made a statement when GEJ was president, he said he will make the country ungovernable for him and nothing was done about it.........and we know the rest of the story.


The truth is Atiku have the means/resources to cause mayhem/crisis and he will bundle his family and fly away and who will be left behind to suffer the heat...I need not to tell you,you know already .

There is a popular saying " when two elephants fight is the ground that will suffer" who is the ground here......

I just pity some people who don't even have resources to transport themselves to common togo here ranting like kids...think think think and make plans for your life cos when the chips are down it is the masses that always suffer .

God bless Nigeria.

These guys sef

funmisticqueen:
it is so sad how debased this post is. Dear men, if all you want from women is what is between their legs pls feel free to follow his miseducations.
The appeal of a player gets stale quickly especially if as a lady you are smart. These games only work on naive ladies and when the time the player is done, as you mature, you would meet bitter women and come here to rant when they play you. Learn to preserve the innocence and naivety of the ladies so that you can enjoy new products.As a man all I have to say is to just be the best version of you, be masculine, deal with your issues and watch rare diamonds come to you.

Ubunja's game loses its appeal down the line as you get more mature and finally realise what you want out of life

I quite understand that as you get old in life, things change lady, yes true, but what this guy wrote up here is top notch and cool for any guy who is willing to learn, age notwistanding.

But the basics can never be neglected, less you suffer, what he wrote up there are necessary foundational knowledge every guy need to know and practice and as age goes by you modify and update. The truth if you don't know Algebra as topic in mathematics, while at secondary school, even if you are now 80years old you won't still know it if you don't Learn it, age will not automatically qualify you to know it cos you still have to learn it. My point most guys will dispose of this wonderful lecture from this great thinker, and choose to call it rubbish, and even at 45 these ( so called abeg na rubbish ) men will still fall prey to these things even in the hand of an SS 2, babe student using his head ( reason for the popular slogan ,A fool at 40...), they think as they grow in age these things automatically fall on them .. They are the ones who are quick to say all women are wicked, why cos they refused to learn and practice how women are wired and think.

Guyz out there as a guy ( I won't call myself a player ) but I have seen babes i cant count even if given 5mins to name them, even even some so called over rich dudes don't have the liver to approach with all humility it all boils down to learning...these things work , yes they do ..

"As a man all I have to say is to just be the best version of you, be masculine, deal with your issues and watch rare diamonds come to you." ----- fumistiqueen, You can be all that in quote and still fall cheap to emotional blackmail from these ladies cos you neglected the foundation and refuse to learn ,these so called "rare diamonds" will come at you for sure but they will drill you of whatever you are worth.

Nice one op ...guys read and learn as well as practice, ladies ain't got chill anymore, they are smart, cunning and wise but they have a lopehole/weakness which is their emotion, work on it, manipulate it and hit it hard even the most beautiful have no resistance to this and will fall as pack of cards for u