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Seriously I see no reason why you should be pissed babe I think everything is full balanced now and this is what you have been praying for Na, the boring and less bed Jackie Chan guy have finally moved on after ten years.

So pop some champagne you now have all the time for yourself to go with the comedian/porn star of a guy, ooooh I forgot you said he's been acting weird, oh what do you expect u gave him ur punna cheaply so his done

I like your now new ex, for paying you back by dating your best friend, first to do e nu dey pain but second to do e eye go red lol.

My advice, if you will follow it though, take a chill from relationship for the now, 10 years in rls you sure do need a break to think well, I believe you are a gorgeous woman cherished by many male folks out there, so relax do other things for the now before thinking of settling down with another guy, move away from this drama, and don't do no long term rls anymore OK.

Is not over for you babe, there is hope to them that are joined with the living.

IamPlato:
Chai!

I Think I Need To Do Study On All These Big Ynashes... What I Dont Understand is, Why is It that When Men See Big Ynash their Brain Will Change Colour

guy there is something about big yansh I can't explain. They attract me a lot, especially the curvy thick ones with Big Ass they blow my mind off. My body is never aroused with a slim lady without ass even if she is naked truthfully bro.


But even if you are wearing a gown with your big ass shaking left to right you have finished me pata pata

Guy I totally understand what you are going through, and that lady knows she has gotten you by the balls reason she can misbehave and be asking you if she could go out with some guy in your presence and house hmmmm that's was the height.

Presently I am faced with a similar case after trying everything to come back to me proved abortive, she called yesterday night telling me she has something with one company for 2 days if she can stay with me, imagine, someone I still have feelings for but have vowed not to go back again, inside my house alone with me, going to the kitchen and bathroom with big yansh shaking how can I cope , I just told her NO,that was followed with a long text saying shiiiit, like I care.


See you just have to be a man, a real bad guy nigga, not a pussy nigga, dump that ass and move on, get another babe or babes and rock and throw away emotions and be logical or else you are doomed ....sorry but she is a hoe. I repeat dump that hoe and don't ever allow your emotions to have a better part of you, by making a wife out of her, you will bite your finger in regret.

Peace .

CuntMiner:
well im a graduate from the university of ilorin,class of 2015, B.Ed in educational management,geography as my minor.....but i studied for my parent,...MY PASSION IS FOOTBALL...I WONT STOP TILL I MAKE IT

bro sincerely you are a man pls go with your passion and dont allow anybody or anything come between you and your dream, and never substitute the things that gives you happiness and peace of mind for any girlfriend or any hoe whatsoever.

Go bro with a never give up mindset and with God on yourside you go make am definitely.

lilianofentse:
formatted his face outta my memory..

hmmmm am just looking at you with one kind corner eye as if say u dey lie...but make I just pretend to believe

Nevertheless, your shining glamour beauty is visible to all.

anochuko01:
Whats the essence of female quarel when theres no boobs flying around....mtcheeew

the one that gets me angrier more is that when this set of ladies fall under a deliverance section they still remember to close thier legs


On a more serious note I have yet not found a place both offline & online that cracks me up and gives me the needed cool like nairaland in every aspect .


Bia biko, what's that girls name again, hehe Amatarasha, abeg live the online fight e sweet finish

Anonny1:
A big fvck u to anybody that insulted me. I asked for advise not insults.
Once again.
Fxxck u

oh you wanted them to be clapping for your senselessness right, op I put it to you that this is not the first time you have fucccked outside this 10 years you've been dating him. Just that this particular one caught your emotions reason you open a thread quickly to seek for justification to your foolishness, cos you can't tell me for a lady whose been in a rls for 10 years can just open her leg wide for a total stranger within a space of 8 weeks and I still feel you had sex with him earlier than that, for you to come up with the defense that he gives me hard just the way I want, shows he has visited and scattered you borehole of a pussy countless times, chaiiii u r indeed dull and a hoe.

My advice leave that innocent boy alone and click to your comedian/porn star of guy, las las you go dey alright ..U nu try babe.

Bro, you are beginning to be too nice and therefore your value is reducing everyday, see what makes petrol to have more monetary value than water even though water is important the answer is SCARCITY, you just too available for her and her challenges leaving yours behind and that's wrong.

This will make her feel you cannot do without her, and it's making her lazy, disrespectful, not been responsible cos you are taking over as the general overseer.

Take a chill pill face and plan your own life for the now, I will advice you take a break from the relationship to sort yourself out .

Peace .

rawpadgin:
go & make ur own money as well.... Abi u be handicap?

oo oh you dont know, she may not be physically but mentally , and it is the brain that controls the hand , but unfortunately her brain is handicapped reason she begs every dick and harry she sees, and since there is never a free lunch, then you should expect girl without brain and handwork to provide for herself, las las na her ...............go suffer.

Pls any concern individual should feel in the blank space thanks

shabaranky:
Hope u have written ur will??

u r funny bro, I dont need to write my will, an average yoruba girl is gifted with enough ASs, and I have come accross loads of them, agree this is big but certainly not undo able.

All you need is to know the game well with great stamina, and a thick good hard long roaster and you bring her defence down.


PS don't mind all these nairaland guys shouting nonsense, na poo full am, not captivating, etc that thread came out yesterday and by early this morning is already 55thousand and above. If that aunty should open for them for just 5mins dey will gladly pay for it.

Preshy561:
Before nko? What's the essence of staying in a relationship without money? Date a broke guy at your own risk, he will make that money and leave you to marry the ones that has set standards for themselves.

wasn't dissapointed cos I wasn't expecting anything less as far is coming from the chairlady association of materialistic women

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Make she just tell d guy to drill her oil well real hard while vapin cann*bis

She nu knw but forming wan finish her ...

meobizy:
Until I see this woman in a video I won’t believe her body is real.

Guy sincerely that stuff is as real as real, I have seen her in videos .

I dunno about you but I like her maybe not for wifey but for serious kpanshing.

Any real contact about her pls let me know make I show her say if other men dey fear her Ass say their divk go loss certainly not me I have seen babes nu be today yansh dey back.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
You're just lusting after the guy. Maybe you should allow d guy to fvck u real good. Daz what you need.

hehehe in her mind/head she has slept with that guy countless times, and she already made up her mind and there is nothing any of us we say that can change that..

She nu even want rls she just bringing this up so to make us feel she is the good girl type...she also wants to fvck the guy even more.

Fear ladies, they like fvck more than guys but are very good with pretending. She know say I they talk truth, I even they feel say that day the guy kpansh am or at the time of this comment she don go do come already.

Sometimes this man dey make sense oooo



Delilah I twale for you

Queen of Slay

ednut1:
If na by prayer why are some pastors divorced. Marriages these days are failing because women are refusing to endure shits their mothers endured. Last last marriage na scam

The fact that some pastor's marriages failed does not in anyway reduce the efficacy of prayers in marriage. Its one of the greatest key to move the marriage to the height that you desire cos God instituted marriage and by praying believing, you are simply telling God come and help us in this institution that you instituted.

The reason for marriage failure cannot be attributed to women alone, there are three parties to every marriage, God, the man and the woman. God's part is sealed so its left for the man AND the woman to play thier part in order to experience marital bliss.

And lastly, marriage can never be a scam, its just human interpretation of it, marriage is still very honourable, for individuals who are willing to the right thing in marriage.

TonyeBarcanista:
You are a man but you can't take charge of your relationship? You admitted that your GF friend is the real boss of your relationship! You had to bring it here to whine? The question is, ARE YOU REALLY A MAN?

In the days of our fathers when men were men, their fiancées and wives look up to them to get approval before taking any action irrespective of whatever counsel they get from a 3rd party. A man must be a man and take charge!

My Dear OP, you have to be a man! You have to call your girl to order to either behave herself or get kicked out! You have NO business with her friend but you can stop her from visiting your girl IN YOUR HOUSE due to her gross misconduct.

Meanwhile, don't even discuss your GF's friend's misconduct with your guy (her supposed bf) because it is demeaning and shows weakness on your part.

Be a Man!

thank you sir, in addendum, I want to say here its high time your gf start to distance herself from her friend and you have to be the one to do this by telling her to choose between you and her friend put her in a tight condition ( cos we are looking forward to wife her not just gf) so mould her to how you want it, you just have to be man enough, be outspoken when necessary, be silent when necessary (cos its golden and the strongest weapon to deal with a woman )and take manly responsibilities.

Also, one of the reason I feel your girl should distance herself from her friend cos I can smell from a far that her friend is the spoilt type, she quickly tied herself to the atmosphere of your rls by having FREQUENT sex with your guy in the name of dating, when you go away for work she may lure you babe into doing same if and only if your babe is not already or have been doing it before cos I always say this to people you can just tell me you are just an ordinary friend to a promiscuous, olosho, sugar daddy gang, rungirls, ( am not saying you girl's friend is all the names I just listed ), but I know birds of same feather fly together .


Op my advice, let her make the choice I presented above and now you are going into a distance relationship knowing fully well you have a good job, keep an investigative eye on her unknown to her, and if you smell any of the above I listed as well as her inability to distance herself from her friend DUMP her ass ASAP.

And you its like you are the loving type take it easy you are a man, let her not see it that you love her too much just Feb and you already in love like crazy, c'mon control your emotions and use your HEAD.

Am still laughing I made sure I read up to 3 pages before commenting, it's a pity that most ladies are proud of their new proffesion ( prostitution), in the name of men are 'natural providers', no shame anymore . Before I continue let me quickly say this to the guyz.

When you are dating a lady who is money crazy, the always give me, give me type all the time treat her as an ashawo, cos there are actually no difference between both, irrespective how beautiful she is, when you give a prostitute money for sex, you have automatically paid for her value, honour and will power, you do and treat her the way you see fit. There was this lady I was shagging and I pointed the widow to her to hung there and position for me and she said I should stop treating her as an olosho I told her to shut up her mouth and do as I say cos the very moment she started collecting money for me in exchange for sex, she has thrown away her worth. Same should be applied to these ladies and even more incase you are dating one. Dont give her the girlfriend treatment.

I had an ex who reside in US then , sister to Nigerian professional football star Gerhnot Rohl first team ( name withheld plz), who till date I still respect cos of the value she placed on herself real woman had all the connection through her brother to be an international olosho but NO, became a hard worker, had mentality like the likes of Guest007 and her likes above...I always use her as a measuring tool to most ladies I come across, a rare breed.

Others just keep trading ashawo as profession with dignity, and it may suffice you to know that most of these give me, give me, type of ladies ( they know themselves) are very broke and lazy and they are the first to hit hard on broke Guyz, a case,study is one they call freshfish651, when I discovered she was aiming to be a corper ( no disrespect to corpers) I just let her be, knowing fully well that this small girl have not seen life cos when she do her mentality will change just pray its not late then.

Continue begging for money ...it is not who you are begging that qualifies you to be a begger but the ACT. Babiallah ten kobo girls

ubunja:
unique so many people think I enjoy writing the Miseducations. How can I? I'm also hurt to have to put this info down cause once upon a time I thought women were pure angels. To be reminded of that era will always hurt. But better the painful truth than the sweet lie .

Don't you think.?

yea I prefer to be called fool once than that name follow me forever.

Indeed you have brought enlightenment to certain minds that are ready to learn. I keep saying this to most guys and I will still repeat same " if you don't know the workings of algebra when you were young, Now given that you are now 80years old, you won't still know it if you dont learn it, cos age will not automatically qualify you for knowledge you are not ready acquire."

This goes to those our old sissy brothers who think they are too old to learn this

shaybebaby:
I normally scroll past this MISEDUCATIONS crap but for the first time today I read one of them.

And oh boy! I have never seen someone with such bad mummy issues it has coloured his entire existence.

UBUNJA, I am sorry your mum didn't love you and favoured your sisters over you. I'm sorry that even today, you still haven't managed to win her approval and that your sisters who are probably more successful than you are also treat you less than you feel you deserve.



I'm sorry that your dad didn't feature in your life as a child, you are angry and blame your mother for this. Maybe rightly, maybe wrongly. All I know is that both parents have a part to play in a child's upbringing and his decision to abandon you is his only, whatever your ma may have done, he should have faced her squarely and not let that absolve him of his responsibility to a child he helped bring into the world.

You are just a lost little boy who wasn't loved enough as a child and therefore angry at the womenfolk. I can understand how much that hurts, but lashing out won't help. It just feeds the hurt and the bitterness till it consumes your very existence.

Who is this one was the piece written for the female folks or for you, u girls are angry that the real truth about your manipulative sef is coming out everyday through a man sent to this generation to free the male folks from claws and manipulative spirit of women.

The truth is boys are beginning to have a sense in thier head, weather you like it or not, those days of falling totally in love over some women without using our head is long gone with the wind, training a lady at the university with the hope of marry them has been reduced drastically, all thanks to some disciples like UBUNJA..

When I read the story of samson in the book of judges in the bible I just feel pity for some men who think with thier dick, you told Delilah what she thought was your secret and she set you up, and you couldn't learn from that you did same again ....so many sissy pussy nigga are like that you take them out and advice them about a certain lady in thier life you automatically become their enemy for life.


Babe go and sit down we dont have you time here cos guys are learning fast and real hard, eg me I am planning on printing out all his write up, spiral bind them,title it my copy of UBUNJA MISEDUCATION and study them over and over again till it enters me ...

Am sorry babe there is no going back so you can cry for Africa or cry me a river I dont care

Sincerely bro, I thought I new alot but with you I feel like I no nothing , nice piece bro .

Some guys will still condemn this that's the one that pains ...well not every guy is expected to be a sharp guy some will forever remain sissy pussy nigga's

Just know one day I will unveil the face behind the name UBUNJA, cos we gonna hang out and do stuff.


Respect !!!

Watch ya back bro babes ain't smiling they can stab u for revealing so much

Do you want to rule for 100years before doing what you want to do, the truth is are you supposed to loot? You are simply slow, dull and inefficient and does not represent the avearge naija man who is known to be a sharp and clever guy.


Go and look at the various embassies in Nigeria and see the crowd there a testimony of poor leadership skill, you have turned almost all our babes to olosho due to harsh economy.


Guy abeg go jare you nu try as president for real after your promises ....you are just a sissy pussy nigga.

What is paining the Association of Olosho is that they hate been called that but like the act.

Even when two Ashawo dey fight na so dem go dey cause each other calling themselves " ashawo ashawo you nu dem shame , or see this ashawo ooo

The fact still remains if you collect money before or after sex you be OLOSHO or better still ASHAWO

Wow how time flies ..I know her very well oo we all schooled together her elder sister & bro were in my set both in primary, secondary and university ..

She was the youngest .

Aimenbenomo's family of Auchi, Edo state ...yea I think I guess right

Aimenbenomo Sophia ..sis

Aimenbenonmo zakary....bro

Chaii this small girl don big finish ooo, still looks cute cos I like them BBW

If you are not married we could hang out though guess u r not reason you still bear the surname.

Women and Dick sef...


So many men still underestimate the power of the D, I just laugh ...it is not enough to have a big D although its advantageous though, but after you have conquered weak organ & rapid release ...then the rest is down to the skills and position you know and you can apply ,very few men have gotten to this level .


For the women note this if you have not been transformed to another world were you speak in an unknown tongue during action and squirted to the extent that you still feel the sensation even till morning am sorry you have not seen sex or enjoyed sex.


I think I will begin tutorial on this majorly for married couples and soon to get married inorder to reduce the rate of divorce ( majorly caused by sexual incompatibility, but they won't tell u) in many homes .

Here is my take on this ....but first things first

1. Is you Dad a womanizer or was he?

2. Your wife how often does she crave for sex, I mean is her libido that high?

You see in life I believe anything can happen if the chance and opportunity present itself, nevertheless, we also understand that some degree of closeness among individuals can emerge when they stay together for a period of time.

For me I won't advice you sit your wife down and ask her why she is now this close to you dad as this might not go down well with her ( incase there is nothing or otherwise ) and send a wrong message ( lack of trust ). Here is my advise you could be smart about this if your mind will not allow you to rest ( reason for opening this thread),don't let what you are thinking in your mind show outwardly both in ur doings and in your face put up everything is fine attitude and smile always .

Come home at odd hours sometimes pretending you forgot something or other excuses, and dont make too much noise when u arrive, at this point you have to be down to earth by putting your ears down to street gist (hanging sometimes in those aboki corner/kiosk adjacent to your street ),cos I tell the neighbors always know something, or the highest you can get yourself a camera pen well positioned in a strategic position, or an audio recoder.

Be that as it may , the above question I asked earlier if YES , to both or even one is the main reason for my advice. Nevertheless, even if both are NO humans are variable and any variable can assume any value.

In conclusion : op but your mind dirty sha but you are not wrong to also assume the worst.

Take care.

vibbb:
Yea, dey are professionals.

Same category with Doctors and Gynecologist.

hehehe of course they are as if the aforementioned are not men and they dont have feelings and preeq, tomorrow you will start crying fowl and open a thread in nairaland disturbing our peace with topic such as

" I never knew our first child of 5 years was not mine, am heart broken now, advice needed "

Guy let me tell u this simple truth, I worked out for close to 15 years, I mean real althetic, model Greek god type of built and I can tell u with all humility women are crazy over these guys they just want a taste even married women just as guys go gaga after sexy 8 shape big ass and boobs babes . ...believe it or not am talking from depth of knowledge, understanding & experience.

Women and dick eeeeeh if only you know ...guyz if you have any slight idea how women cherish and worship dick eeeh you will making shakara

Am not kidding oooo, when I was young and staying with my parents there was this neighbour we had that the wife always complain about the husband misbehaviour on top been broke, she always, always, I mean always complain to my mum, my mum had to ask her one day, so why are u still in the marriage, she immediately kept mute, cos we were there she pointed her hand to the direction of were the dick is located and my mum started laughing I got to know later that she mearnt the dick, and that the man been a slim guy his rooster is second to none


I often tell guys you can have all the money and still loose your wife to a gate man or driver who knows the game. So while chasing money keep your game intact too cos the two are needed to solve the simultaneous equation

Women and Dick are ......

Iamplato wants to kill me with laughter


The stage 3 got me cracking

He said their bum bum go don wrinkle with stretch marks everywhere my ribs ooooooo

Look at your mouth cos of nyash you want to change you faith ...

"Since i missed this opportunity, i want to become a muslim so that i can marry more than one wife, Please what does it take to convert to muslim ?"

Na over spoil dey worry u you too spoil

So you think you will be more fulfilled marrying more than one wife ..ani

Let me tell you this only one woman sef na industry to control am na work talk less of more than one .

If your mama hear this nonsense she go slap yeye commot for you face .