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CelebritiesRe: Williams Uchemba Shares Pictures Of His Daughter At 1 by Uptheante(m): 7:25pm On Feb 09, 2023
E no bad make you do DNA test on her now while you have not yet spend so much yet. Make we no come hear story one day
RomanceRe: How To Detect Marine Girl's. by Uptheante(m): 7:18pm On Feb 09, 2023
Lostchild:
There re 3 types of srx worker

1 . Human marine agent.
2. Demon that transform to human.
3. Gals force unto it due to poverty.
Pls sir don't get tired of my seemingly incessant questions.
Is there any observable physical difference or attitudinal difference between these categories of girls?
PoliticsRe: All The Ethnic Nationalities In South West by Uptheante(m): 4:18pm On Feb 07, 2023
EzeNri:
No Sir

Ijebus, Aworis and others are not Yoruba
Just like saying catfish is not fish
RomanceRe: MEN!! These Are The 4 MAJOR Kinds Of SIMPS!! Do Not Be Any One Of Them! (Photos) by Uptheante(m): 3:24pm On Feb 07, 2023
Wallade:
I remember the day wey I visited you wey you dey do laundry for your woman, including her pants and bras.

But I never see you fight another man for woman, maybe you go fit do am sha.

I no send you anyway, that is why I never talk the matter till today.

If you like, vex say I cast you. There is a transformer near your house, just go hug am when power dey ohhhhhh grin
You wey your woman dey also send you on errand all the time?
RomanceRe: The Wild And Worrisome Ways Of Women by Uptheante(m): 3:22pm On Feb 07, 2023
Dizzyyish:
Yeah there are limits but even with close male relatives she may still instinctively stand with the herd in certain circumstances.
Do you think your close female cousin will side with other women to attack & vilify you because of herd mentality?
RomanceRe: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Uptheante(m): 2:43pm On Feb 07, 2023
Lee99:
You're just a tribalist so I'll ignore you moving forward
Cry me a river Mr. Obinna flat head
RomanceRe: How To Detect Marine Girl's. by Uptheante(m): 2:20pm On Feb 07, 2023
Ehmmah588:
Many of them actually are physically beautiful and very tempting

2. The results vary but its mostly a case of grace to grass
Pls don't be angry with my questions once again.
Those kind of girls, is it that they are marine spirits from the sea who transformed into pretty women OR
Is it that they are normal human girls who became possessed by marine spirits to seduce & sleep with men?
🤔
RomanceRe: Why I Like Patronizing The Mallams/aboki's Shop. by Uptheante(m): 5:26am On Feb 07, 2023
doggedfighter:
Our own Mallam here's the kindest person I know.

We buy from others only if he doesn't have that particular stuff.


He goes out of his way to please sacrificially.

Everyone loves to say hi and chit chat with him before going home.

He can give you his last change when asked for believing that when another customer comes change will come out somehow grin

People here trust him with the keys to their flats and gate .

Aside what he sells, he's a cobbler and mends clothes too. Though he mends rubbish sometimes grin grin

And he's handsome too with clear, shinny dark skin and luxuriant curly hair.

He's the darling of our crescent.

Sani you are the best !!!!!!
How many times has the guy fuucked you?
RomanceRe: The Wahala and Chaos Of Female Nature by Uptheante(m): 9:19pm On Feb 06, 2023
Dizzyyish:
"You either love women or understand them. You can't do both."
True
RomanceRe: How Much Money Can Make A Nigerian Married Woman Cheat ? by Uptheante(m): 5:03pm On Feb 05, 2023
Start from 5k
TV/MoviesRe: BBTitans: I Made So Much Money Using Kayanmata To Attract Senators - Nana by Uptheante(m): 1:34pm On Feb 05, 2023
Dshocker:
Wahala no dey finish...

Like this now, this girl just used her hands to kill or destroy her destiny.

Lets assume i was dating or having anything to do with her sexually, would make me change my mind towards her because.

1..... She dey use Juju
2..... She dey do Olosho work

Obviously this girl and fish brain dey similar.
99.8% of Nigerian girls within her age bracket and with the same level of social media exposure/public attention will say similar or worse than what she said all in the name of catching cruise or just to trend. Mind you there's 99% chance of her engaging in that, so it is actually true she did all that.
At that point of the interview, they won't care about the consequences of their words till when serious men desert them.
They will then come to say a real man should forget about their past ( very dirty smelly rotten past)
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Uptheante(m): 5:24pm On Feb 04, 2023
AlphaAlex:
The real people she’s fûcking DONT do the following
1) They don’t call her often

2)They don’t give her transportation to their
place as a matter of fact she Transports herself there.

3) They don’t spend money on her no not one dime.

4) They’re not in her dms texting her everyday they only communicate when they want to use her pussy.

5)They don’t take her out on expensive or glamorous Trips.

6)They don’t beg her To stay.

7)They don’t have to listen to her complaints

These things and many more and yes Folks it applies to Most if not all Women So the next time you see a woman acting like she’s too expensive or too Big or any other bullshit for you just know she’s not all that in reality she’s only putting on a Facade for you because she doesn’t find you attractive

WOMEN ARE CHEAP LIKE MEN THEY ONLY MAKE SIMPS BELIEVE THEY ARE EXPENSIVE AND IF YOU BELIEVE THAT SHÎT GUESS WHAT YOU ARE ?
You too get sense bro
RomanceRe: My Own Girlfriend I took To The Club End Up Introducing Me As A Relative by Uptheante(m): 6:56am On Feb 02, 2023
Freshtruth:
pls don't you ever call my girlfriend an olosho pls be warn, I understand your fears for me but am always with her phone I don't think she took his number
You being with her phone always can't stop the yahoo guy from fuccking her whenever he wants.
Let me be real with you, he will drill her pussy like a dog, she will swallow his nut & lick his ass. He may even Bleep her double penetration with his fellow yahoo guys while you are at home foolishly thinking that your girl is still that innocent churchy girl she made you believe.
Even if she has not taken his number as you claim, she has already given him her number & maybe eagerly waiting for when the guy will invite her to tear her pussy with his yahoo dick.
Don't forget she's a Nigerian girl & she's capable of all these things & many more & she has now gotten the golden opportunity of fuccking a rich yahoo guy.

Think with your head bro, I mean no harm, I'm just being real with you
RomanceRe: This Pregnancy Wan Put Me For Trouble, Advice A G by Uptheante(m): 6:41am On Feb 02, 2023
Make she born the pikin first, then carry out DNA test in the child.
If it's not yours then dump the girl & never look back no matter the threat from her mom.
Make you no go train pikin wey no be your own because you dey fear her mom
PoliticsRe: Wike Denies Atiku Use Of Stadium For Rally, Says APC Tonye Cole Working For Him by Uptheante(m): 2:53am On Feb 02, 2023
honestivo:
Never find urself in a position that no one can advice you
True
RomanceRe: What Exactly Is Going On In This Picture?? by Uptheante(m): 8:27pm On Feb 01, 2023
Babalawo or Alfa cooking olosho pussy with charms & herbs so as to help her entrap men wey go Bleep her pussy & steal their glory.
Most oloshos do this or something similar
RomanceRe: My Own Girlfriend I took To The Club End Up Introducing Me As A Relative by Uptheante(m): 8:23pm On Feb 01, 2023
Your babe is either an olosho & u don't know yet or she's a potential olosho.
I'm sure she eagerly & joyfully ran to the yahoo guy's table immediately he signaled her because she's a LovePeddler & whores love the Bling bling lifestyle & guys with money which the yahoo guy symbolizes.
That yahoo guy go Bleep your babe anytime he wants & do unimaginable things with her that you have never done.
Right now she's already captivated by him even though she may pretend & even deny it.
Her heart is already with him & she'll start giving you attitudes & all forms of disrespectful behavior including denying you sex or giving you the sex reluctantly.

My advice for you: drill her pussy very hard & treat her like a LovePeddler that she is while you search for a prettier & modest babe to replace her ass.
When you have finally gotten a new babe, don't repeat the same mistake
RomanceRe: How To Detect Marine Girl's. by Uptheante(m): 2:16pm On Jan 31, 2023
Ehmmah588:
Marine girls are many in the south south.. .Especially calabar,PH,Uyo and Benin..
Are they the kind of pretty sexy girls we often see doing hookup in the south south?
Secondly, what's the consequence of sleeping with them as a man?
Music/RadioRe: Burna Boy - Common Person (Official Music Video) by Uptheante(m): 8:50pm On Jan 30, 2023
Jennyclay:
I'm not a common person oo! I'm a very expensive person. If don't have money biko just avoid me.
Which stupid expensive person? 🤔
You wey aboki men dey Bleep you anyhow with N200 suya & sachet water?
PoliticsRe: Muhammadu Buhari 3-Layer Interchange In Hotoro Kano State, Commissioned by Uptheante(m): 8:41pm On Jan 30, 2023
Brendaniel:
You dont even know if I'm a Nigerian or not...

Investing in education, orientation and supporting the micro, small and medium scale enterprises.

Infrastructures are done after these listed, Kano has among the highest number of Almajiri...
Even with almajiri or not, why can't you at least commend him for putting up world class infrastructures with the low federal allocation given to him & no 13% oil derivative given to him?
Call a spade a spade, Kano state is developing faster than you can imagine. The state govt even sponsors Kano indigenes to study abroad in fields like Medicine, Engineering, Architecture, Pharmacy, etc

By the way, I'm sure you are also Nigerian & sadly enough, your state is most likely worse than Kano state in all developmental indices even with the advantages your state is supposed to have.
You really sound jealous of these kinda developments in the north because it's something that you can only dream of in your state.
PoliticsRe: Muhammadu Buhari 3-Layer Interchange In Hotoro Kano State, Commissioned by Uptheante(m): 7:37pm On Jan 30, 2023
Brendaniel:
Good project but before you embark on big projects, ensure you have drawn your people out of poverty so they don't end up stealing your project materials to feed themsleves...
Yet another senseless talk to underscore the infrastructural development of the north.
Your state governors have failed to put up any meaningful infrastructural project to justify the humongous federal allocation given to them + 13% oil derivative.
Even as they have failed in this regard, your pple are also wallowing in poverty just as the northerners, that's why your women are neck-deep in prostitution, human trafficking & baby factories while your men are into kidnap, armed robbery, pipeline vandalism, drug peddling, ritualist, cannibalism, terrorism & all sorts of nefarious activities.

At least the north have infrastructures even if they have poverty.
Your case is worse because you lack infrastructures & are also poor.

May God bless northern Nigeria

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