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CrimeRe: Nigerian Pastor Arrested In Zimbabwe For Allegedly Smuggling 2.33 Kg Of Cocaine by Uptheante(m): 8:24pm On Dec 22, 2022
BanyXchi:
you're a depressed mentally deranged inconsequential minority. Your kind feeds on the bile going on in this forum. Funny thing is you'll never ever be bold enough to mention whatever cursed tribe your kind hail from. I dare you to grin. One thing is for certain, whether Nigeria ends or continue, your minority tribe is still bleeped either way.... What's the next thing? Go to the next thread, pretend to be Yoruba and curse the ibos? Then to the next thread to curse the Yorubas that will always be superior to your cursed tribe? Your kind ends up running mad. grin
I never knew you are as dumb as thishuh
Can you kindly point out to me anywhere I have ever pretended to be Igbo or Yoruba in any of my posts or comments on this forumhuh
Dumbass m*fuccker, I'm detribalised so, I state my opinion about any tribe from my observations on how the pple behave & it has nothing to do with whether my tribe is a minority or not.

Since you don't even know my tribe or even nationality, what makes you think my tribe is minority & your tribe will always be superior to minehuh

I could be American or British or Spanish or French, you don't even know.
But you open your filthy mouth to claim that your tribe is superior to mine because that's the only thing your ewedu filled brain can conjure.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Pastor Arrested In Zimbabwe For Allegedly Smuggling 2.33 Kg Of Cocaine by Uptheante(m): 4:09pm On Dec 22, 2022
BanyXchi:
useless depressed clown from a inconsequential cursed minority tribe.... you're not even Igbo, Omo ale.
Truth is always a bitter pill to swallow.
Deal with it
RomanceRe: Sadly, Here Is The Only Situation Where Women Are Smarter Than Men by Uptheante(m): 12:47pm On Dec 22, 2022
Silentgroper:
It is like that cause me tends to use their heart at first b4 they get burnt..
What should men do differently?
RomanceRe: Sadly, Here Is The Only Situation Where Women Are Smarter Than Men by Uptheante(m): 12:45pm On Dec 22, 2022
blingxx:
Men are created to be soft on women .. na normal tin undecided women are weaker vessels to us (more like an egg) society made is believe women deserve more attention and care than men, but now they are using that power against us undecided
In your candid opinion, what do you think can be done to stem this tide?
RomanceRe: When I See Men Downgrade Women Beauty by Uptheante(m): 12:44pm On Dec 22, 2022
Wordsfrombimpe:
Is like you give alpha male vibes because they no get character

If I talk on women today , and I talk on beauty and you don't like you can skip the thread except you are the type of indecent men who call women ugly

How many woman has said your dick is ugly , how many
Your comment is riddled with foolishness cos u are a dumbass bitch.
I was referring to the fact that most bitches like you are far more guilty of comparing & downgrading men with regards to dick size, height, money/wealth, social status etc.
Men only compare women in terms of looks & maybe character.
So, I asserted that it'll be purely hypocritical for bitches like you to demand that men should not compare women when you are guilty of doing worse to men.
RomanceRe: Men Is This True? by Uptheante(m): 12:37pm On Dec 22, 2022
Prettygirl200:
if u ever insult any lady here, that same thunder will scatter your mother's rotten pusssy. Curse be the day your worthless mother gave birth to a mistake like u.
All those curses ain't gonna ever have any effect on me bitch.

I know you are just on heat & you need some hard dick to cool your pussy down.
I may oblige you if you ask politely
RomanceRe: Lady Saw Her Boyfriend's Wedding Photos Online After An Abortion For Him by Uptheante(m): 12:34pm On Dec 22, 2022
Emilia154:
Oh realy,so u are trying to say ur mom and sisters are also bitch ryt? i pray ur sis experience same thing this lady experience then u wil know how it feels to be jilted
Why do you repeatedly involve my mum and sisters in thishuh
They ain't your mates at all bitch & nothing bad will ever gonna happen to them.

Now, get the fucck off & go lick some ass like the bitch you are
CrimeRe: Nigerian Pastor Arrested In Zimbabwe For Allegedly Smuggling 2.33 Kg Of Cocaine by Uptheante(m): 12:30pm On Dec 22, 2022
SugarGirl44:
Eleribu ni ẹ.
He’s your blood brother, he can never be Yoruba.
We reject you and him wholeheartedly.
No matter how you guys want to force yourselves to be Lagosians, your names would always tell where exactly where you’re from.
But without us & our contributions, Lagos will never have been as developed as it is now.
Left for the Yoruba, Lagos will still be as backward & underdeveloped as Osogbo.
In terms of crime, Yoruba people dominate. You folks engage in ritual killings, armed robbery, kidnapping, rape, internet fraud, paternity fraud, baby factories, drug trafficking etc.

Your women are probably one of the most promiscuous in the world that's why they mostly engage in ashawo work in Nigeria & all over the world especially in countries like Ghana, Libya, Togo, Benin republic, Chad, Senegal, Malawi, Sudan, Mali, Burkina Faso, Congo, etc.

That is why other tribes are dominating you guys in Lagos. Infact, the Fulani are controlling Ilorin after defeating your cone-headed cowardly ancestors, and you can't do shit about it.
RomanceRe: Lady Saw Her Boyfriend's Wedding Photos Online After An Abortion For Him by Uptheante(m): 12:13pm On Dec 22, 2022
sukkot:
lol bro men like you try so hard to be hard on the internet but in going through your posts you were trying to wife a woman who works in a beer parlor and wears skimpy clothes and who receives calls at all hours of the night from random men when you are together grin grin grin grin grin grin

for those interested here is the quote from his thread and here is the thread

https://www.nairaland.com/6352714/advice-needed-pls
That was then kiddo.
I've already banged her pussy to stupor & dumped her ass for simps like you to marry.
RomanceRe: When I See Men Downgrade Women Beauty by Uptheante(m): 7:06am On Dec 22, 2022
But madam Bimpe or whatever the fucck your name is, you bitches always compare/downgrade men in terms of money, height, size of dick, etc and heaven has not fallen because of that.

If not due to sheer hypocrisy, why do you feel pained & bitter when men give a little dose of your bitter pillhuh
RomanceRe: Elderly Men Are More Romantic Than The So Called Young Men by Uptheante(m): 6:55am On Dec 22, 2022
Nowadays every dirty bitch has the guts to spill any kind of trash online as long as it'll portray men in a negative light.

To the fuccking bitch who posted this shit, what do you have to offer apart from your dirty smelly lice-infected pussy that thousands have ran a train through?

To even imagine that you ridicule a guy for giving you 7k free shows how idiotic you are
RomanceRe: Sadly, Here Is The Only Situation Where Women Are Smarter Than Men by Uptheante(m): 6:43am On Dec 22, 2022
And they seem smarter than men in those areas you mentioned because most men tend to not use their brains in the those areas
CrimeRe: Nigerian Pastor Arrested In Zimbabwe For Allegedly Smuggling 2.33 Kg Of Cocaine by Uptheante(m): 12:29am On Dec 22, 2022
Why are Yoruba men always committing crimes all over the worldhuh
RomanceRe: Men Is This True? by Uptheante(m): 12:27am On Dec 22, 2022
Prettygirl200:
Same like your worthless mother ooo, any insult u throw give any lady for this forum, na your useless mama, your ashawo sisters and all the useless females in your family including your unborn useless daughters na u dey talk to. So keep crying!!!! kiss
Worthless piece of thrash.
I ain't gonna reply you any more.
I'm a busy man & won't waste my precious time giving you attention.
So, fucck off bitch!!

If you reply me make thunder fire your smelly pussy
RomanceRe: Lady Saw Her Boyfriend's Wedding Photos Online After An Abortion For Him by Uptheante(m): 12:23am On Dec 22, 2022
Oracleee:
Whatever I have gave her was from my church mind. And the bang bang thing, I really don't share my body that much. It sounds disgusting sef me having sexual knowledge of a lady I know some guys who might be a carrier just used.
But would you ever agree to give your fellow guy 10k from your 'church mind'?
Also, do you use your aclaimed church mind to give financially help your mum & sisters?
The point is, this bitch disrespected & used you & u still dashed her money from your church mind.
The only thing u may gain from her is the sex, so if you don't want sex from her, then let her work for whatever money you want to give her or she'll see u as a fool & laugh at you with her friends behind your back.
RomanceRe: Men Is This True? by Uptheante(m): 11:07pm On Dec 21, 2022
Prettygirl200:
You just insulted your useless and worthless mother at home, since she gave birth to a dead brain living thing like u who cannot for once respect the pussy that birthed you, this is how u continue to indirectly call your bitch of a mother names.
One of the hallmarks of a cheap, dirty, smelly pussy hoe is that unenviable ability to hate being corrected while dragging one's parents into an issue that is not related to them.
You just displayed this, so, I can safely conclude that you are a cheap, dirty, smelly pussy hoe with a body count running into thousands.

Lest I forget, remove that word 'pretty' from your name because you are the opposite & you could mislead the public.
Bitchhh!
RomanceRe: Lady Saw Her Boyfriend's Wedding Photos Online After An Abortion For Him by Uptheante(m): 10:36pm On Dec 21, 2022
Oracleee:
Some of this ladies will see the red flag but still dive head first. Serves them right. I met this corper girl of recent, pretty and all and we got talking. Was travelling to the east a while after and I even gave aunty the option of joining me. She refutted and was begging this guy to come see her and spend time with her. Dude kept telling her he his done but omo mehn see begging. Left that minute with the little pride I have left and a day or so after after dude came to pick her, used her and dumped her back home, aunty was callinga week after to ask if the offer still stand. Las Las I helped her with 10k for transport. I just keep thinking why the hell will a lady see obvious red flags and still continue waking the devil.
Guy u are a donkey/fool, sorry if it's insulting but I just wanna say my mind & I wanna be real with you.

Like, how stuupid or dumb can you be to just dash a bitch your hard-earned N10,000 just like thathuh

A girl that didn't give a fucck about you cos she was craving for a hard cock from some other nigga.
She contacted you only after the real nigga has banged her fuccking pussy to stupor & dumped her dirty ass.
At that moment, she remembered you as that nice & cool simp & decided to contact you not because she likes you but because you can be easily manipulated by her, & u didn't disappoint her at all.
You even went a step further in your simpish action by giving her 10k on a platter of gold. It's just like rewarding her for disrespecting you & treating you like shit.
I'm sure if that guy calls her again, she will ignore you again & go get banged by him then come back to you when he's done with her pussy & collect yet another 10k or more from you.
What you should have done when she initially came back to you is to either:
1. Invite her to your crib or wherever you fancy using smooth talk & empty promises, then drill her pussy ruthlessly & mercilessly to your satisfaction, then ghost her for good. When she contacts you to ask you why you ghost her, smooth talk your way again & pound her pussy again. Trust me, if she feels your bed skills, her pussy will be throbbing for you & she'll become addicted to your dick till you use your discretion to dump her ass into the trash if you get tired of her pussy.
Or
2. Ignore her completely like she doesn't exist.

Bro, you really messed up big time & that bitch will never respect you again
RomanceRe: Lady Saw Her Boyfriend's Wedding Photos Online After An Abortion For Him by Uptheante(m): 10:07pm On Dec 21, 2022
Emilia154:
Karma is truly a bitch,d man go pay for his action sumday
Bitch, that guy is a real G & he ain't gonna pay for any shit.
You bitches crave sex as much as guys but when things don't go your way, you scream blue murder & tryna put the blame on a nigga.
Y'all deserve to be treated like the fuccking hoes & bitches you are
RomanceRe: Men Is This True? by Uptheante(m): 10:01pm On Dec 21, 2022
Prettygirl200:
I am ooo, they can never bring up a creative topic, all the topics they bring us women women women.
But you continuously view and comment on such threads/topics under no obligation or compulsion.
This implies that you just a demented bitch bent on seeking attention
RomanceRe: Men Is This True? by Uptheante(m): 9:58pm On Dec 21, 2022
Persephone1:
Lol why will I be protecting my gender when I am actually here trying to help some fool reason beyond his nose? grin. Why would I want to protect my gender when really we have nothing to lose here.
Men will keep falling for fake or genuine love, Men will keep taking care of women, women will always have it easy in some aspect and in all if we are wise enough. cheesy . Oh you really think we are bothered about what you all chant here? Lol. I don't mean to brag but boy!I enjoy men's kindness without having to raise a brow. Lol . I don't even ask. Why would I be bitter or whatever you think is going on with me. grin

When women call you out for your bullshit here, you try to silence them, you slut shame, marriage shame, age shame but guess what that doesn't work on me. Try pinning your sob stories or maybe real stories of women in your life on another not me dude.

I am having fun on this thread. I love y'all tears cheesy grin. And yes! Direct your advice to the women who are really going through that,maybe your female relatives . grin
Shut up your dirty mouth bitch.
Your ashawo colleagues are already standing by the road waiting for men to come fucck them. Go join them on the street so you can get fuccked to earn a living instead of arguing with learned senior men here.
I heard you fuccking bitches collect N1500 for the night & N300 for short time.
I also heard you are at the bottom of the barrel when it comes to sexual desirability so, your price is ridiculously low when compared with your colleagues in trade ( ashawo).
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija's Tega Lists Qualities She Wants In A Man Without It Leading To Marriage by Uptheante(m): 10:18pm On Dec 20, 2022
Says a fuccking bitch that was fuccked on national TV while her erstwhile husband watched the disgusting adulterous activity at home.

U are a fuccking hoe with nothing to contribute apart from ur wide smelly kpekus that was banged on national TV

It's shocking, appalling, disturbing, & sacrilegious that this cheap fuccking hoe has an opinion about the type of man she wants
RomanceRe: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Uptheante(m): 6:49am On Dec 15, 2022
Lee99:
Shut your smelling mouth, I live in Abuja and if I tell you how many Hausa girls I've slept with you'll crawl back into the sewer that you crawled out from, even Hajara that was telling me to have añal s*x with her cos she was still a virgin, lol or is it Kadija from Kaduna that would raise Hijab and fvck me inside my car lol abeg take this your beer parlor story elsewhere
Na lie, you no get mind follow Hausa girl talk not to even think of fuccking them

However, I just saw one fine Igbo girl coming out from one aboki onion seller room this morning after he has finished vandalizing her kpekus throughout the night grin
The man is from the desert of Niger Republic & he no bath since last week grin

Come & see how the fine Igbo girl is using hand fan to blow breeze on her kpekus to cool it down after receiving the big uncircumcised aboki preek grin
RomanceRe: I Just Got The Surprise Of My Life. by Uptheante(m): 6:13am On Dec 15, 2022
If na Igbo girl I no go dey surprise.
Those girls can fucck anything that has preek as long as money is involved.
Come to some northern cities like Kano, Kaduna, Abuja etc & you'll witness how aboki men dey fucck Igbo girls/women anyhow.
Even some married ones among them are fuccked by aboki men anyhow.
This is something that an Igbo man can never do to a Hausa girl.
There are Igbo women that have even given birth to children fathered by Hausa men & their weak, gullible &
unsuspecting Igbo husbands don't know....
One thing about aboki men is that they can spend money to get Igbo kpekus since they know that Igbo girls are very loose sexually as long as money is involved.
Hence, they can readily use gifts & money to drill Igbo pusssy with their big aboki preek after taking burantashi.
I once witnessed an aboki man from Sokoto who took one Igbo girl to his room & fuccked her for almost 5 hours.
When the girl came out, she was walking in a funny way because of the soreness in her vagina
RomanceRe: This Girl Is Bugging My Life. What Should I Do? by Uptheante(m): 7:02am On Dec 14, 2022
SmartPolician:
Take my advice.

As long as she's not demanding things from you, keep the girl as your friend. Don't block her if you like her. If you block her, it means you just wanted to sleep with her and leave.

You didn't tell us how long you have known each other for, but she probably needs time to build trust around you. Girls love being around guys they can trust. You need to build that trust.

Invite her to your house and don't ever try to sleep with her. Be nice to her. Do this for some months and ask her out again. She will definitely say YES.
You mean he should build trust round a girl that is most likely a LovePeddler/bitch & even be nice to a fuccking bitch that has most likely been banged by multiple guyshuh
Those guys that have been banging her pusssy, did they have to follow these ruleshuh
Abi them get 2 heads nihuh

To me the guy should continue to ignore her existence till she make her interest on him clear, then let him demand for her for her pusssy & bang her silly before he throws her into the trashcan where she rightly belongs
RomanceRe: The Fallacy Of "Evening Newspaper" by Uptheante(m): 5:43am On Dec 13, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Evening Newspaper
/ˈiːvnɪŋ njuːzpeɪpə/

An Evening Newspaper is an undesirable woman that can be used only as a last resort for sexual fulfillment due to a decline in her feminine qualities like age, wear and tear, attitude etc. They are typically around the ages of 30 & above and are usually discarded once post-nut clarity is attained.
grin
CrimeRe: 75-Year-Old Man Arrested For Raping & Impregnating 13-Year-Old Girl In Anambra by Uptheante(m): 8:52pm On Dec 12, 2022
An Igbo man can't commit this crime.

Check well, the man is most likely a Yoruba man residing in Anambra state & claiming to be Igbo.

Why are Yoruba men so evilhuh?
RomanceRe: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by Uptheante(m): 8:48pm On Dec 12, 2022
Something remarkable happened with me on Saturday which I wanna share with y'all.

There's this girl I've been flirting with since I collected her number.
So, I invited her on Saturday to come chill with me in my crib.
Lo and behold, when she eventually came, I offered her soft drinks & some snacks while she was watching a movie playing on my laptop.
After a while, I started touching her & making some moves to seduce her so that I will get my share of her coochie.
The bitch was trying to form for me by insisting that she's tired & hence can't give me the coochie. Meanwhile she was still watching the movie & eating the snacks.
I tried to romance her but she was still adamant.
I got provoked & I told her that she should prepare to start going because I want to go somewhere & I can't leave her in my room while I'm away.
She noticed my changed mood & realised her fucck up.
She tried to play all those feminine shenanigans by talking in a soft/romantic tone but she ended up irritating me the more cos my mind was already made up.
As we were going along the road, I stopped by a shop & I told her to find her way home.
She asked me for tp but I ignored her completely while she stood there pressing her phone.
Incidentally, I met one of my FWB there in the shop & right in her presence, she gave me a warm kiss & I told her (my FWB) to come see me in the evening so we'll continue our nacking.
My FWB giggled at my comment & I noticed the other bitch feeling bad.
I left together with my FWB cos her house is along the road where I'm going.

So far, I've received close to 68 missed calls from the bitch from Saturday evening till now.
Her sms & WhatsApp messages were also ignored by me.
She sent her friend to tell me she's not feeling fine & I simply replied her that I've heard her.

Don't you guys think she's trying to get my attentionhuh
RomanceRe: Am In One-sided Relationship Pls Help by Uptheante(m): 8:04am On Dec 12, 2022
Bro, na you dey do yourself..
She's not in love with you, rather, you are the one in love with her.

Stop calling her or giving her any form of attention.
Mingle with other girls if possible her close female friends & bang the fucck out of them in such a way that she'll be aware.
I bet you, she'll try to come back to you, but if she comes back, drill her kpekus mercilessly without any emotion.
Then finally, disappear from the relationship.
If she confronts you, tell her you are no longer interested

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