₦airaland Forum

koboko69:
So the oyel Goddess reduced equity from 10% to 7.5% in host communities yet my brothers will not see this, the same way they have been blind to see that the likes of Asari,Tompolo and other militants are actually fighting for their pockets and not for the ND.

Indeed tribal and religious sentiments can make people very foolish and insensible.

You and all the people that clicked likes for you need to be INFORMED. Go back and find out how that original bill was reviewed and who did what. And also find out if it was reviewed by the woman you so much hate or your representatives. Also find out who/where he is from/and why he started and succeeded in making the whole Nigeria to become oil producing states.

And lastly, people like you are the problems Nigeria has.

Good one Sir!
Though I'm not yet married, but I have had two great no sex relationships. When I say great relationships, I know what I'm saying! The first just got married last December. It was very difficult for her to bid me a final goodbye, even till her wedding day. And the second one? Till today, 2 years after we parted, she has never stopped talking about us getting back together. Yes, I brought them up here so that some of you that think "everyone is doing it" would have a second thought. And you might ask why the relationships didn't last forever. Well, I have learnt that some people can come into your life just for a season, and not for a lifetime. And you have to accept it that way.

When I talk about no sex for the single and faithfulness for the married, I'm talking about decency, honest, and purity. Not masturbation, emotional cheating or secrete lust. Am I normal? YES! More normal than all the larger percentage of unfaithful and sexually irresponsible men on earth. Yes, I'm normal... well endowed and sexually healthy! How do I know? I'm educated, well informed and very much 'aware' of my body. The urge and temptations do come, many times, but I don't and will never succumb to it. Am I a kid? No! I'm a grown man, around 30yrs!

And let me also tell you that as a single guy, I'm talking about a fornication free life here, no fingering, sulking, smooching or any of those immoral things many do and still tell you they are not Bleep ing! Do I get opportunities? Yes! More than you could imagine. I'm certain from my secondary sch senior prefect days, SUG universities day, NYSC too many free and available sex days, till today that I'm doing very well in my career, I have been practically(not green light) chyked by not less than 20 females(single and married). No exageration pls! Don't think I'm rigid or too unemotional. No! I have more female friends than even so many so called players. What do I do with them? Same thing I do with my many male friends. Friendship knows no gender. And I know the lines that shouldn't be crossed for their own good and mine as well.

My point is; I have the grounds to follow the general belief on this cheating and sex sex of a tradition thing, but no. It is not my life. I will only pull down my boxers for that woman that walked down the isle with me. Of a truth, she go hear am. Lol. Until she comes, it's me and my career, and the lives I will be touching positively on daily basis.
I'm not the holier than thou type. In fact, though God is my utmost, but I'm not the too churchous type.

A faithful or no sex relationship is very wonderful. In fact, if you have not practised faithfulness or experienced something greater than sex in lady, you have not dated at all. Life is a decision. Live it strongly and courageously! Live it for God. Live your life on your personal principles. Faithfulness pays! Virginity is priceless! Keep yourself for who you should keep it for. If you have strayed, retrace! Now! And for those who are faithful and keeping themselves, you are not alone. And don let anyone deceive you! If anyone talks too much, shut him or her up/out. When you allow people to keep speaking, you keep reducing! Be firm in your decisions!

N/B
If you don't believe me, it's you business!

I know you didn't forget Harzard! You clearly decided to omit his name. Well, without him on that list, you are not talking about gentility and humility

What's this noise about 2nd Niger bridge?
To me, I don't see what good that bridge would bring to the Igbos. What we need is having the river dredged and a sea port built anywhere around the Onitsha shores. I wonder the kind of people we have in the government. This diversionary strategy of keeping our interest in a not so important bridge is ridiculous. We need the River Niger dredged, and a sea port built. A sea port. That's what we need, not a bridge that will only serve as an additional link to the SW where all we hear daily from them is to stop coming to their region.

applord:
OPPOSITION FORMATION ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK! NO ROOM FOR DEFENDING
-----------------MATIC----------------
BALE --- J.RODRIGEZ --- PEDRO---ROBBEN
A.SANCHEZ ----Y.TOURE --- C.RONALDO
L.MESSI-------L.SUAREZ----E.HAZARD

This you formation na die. The team doesn't even need a keeper.

strenghtofawoman:
A friend of mine had same experienced, d lady gave him d f**k of his life.3years ago Right there nd then he proposed and dey got married a few months later..

Fastworward to 2015, d guy abandones d lady nd the child( he doubts the paternity of d child) and is praying to God for a wife to remarry .wat happnd

D same ting he saw nd liked bout her, so many other men saw nd liked, little did he know dt she had ds one boyfriend dt wld not let go even after marriage, dey continued deir affair until my friend saw her pants down on deir marital bed giving ds guy d same wonder f*k he enjoyed, all hell was let loose, d neigbors confirmed d guy was a regular visitor to my friends home wenever he travelled,,so sad!!

Many marriages crash these days because ppl get married fr d wrong reason,if ur marriage is built on one day sex, I wonder wat happens therefter

I wish all these guys here glamorizing fornication could read this.

First deal breaker for me is that she is ok with sex before marriage. Second one is that she has done it so much that she has become a world champion in it. Na waaaoooo!

Anyway, the guy is her type

soe:
goat.
Why preaching fornication u twatt.
There should be No sex before marriage... U Dimwit

I strongly share your opinion. Ride on! But your insults to hi... naaa.

dacool1:
I have been pondering on this for a while now. You meet a new lady and you ask her out but she turns you down. The excuse given is "I am hooked up".

I decided to carry out a not serious survey. I asked my female friends if they are into any relationship and the answer is always yes. I then asked my male friends how's their babe(s) , most of them told me no babe.
I decided to extend the survey beyond my friends. I asked the same question from random people at random places. The responses I got were that most female respondents are in a relationship (most of the female respondents told me they had multiple dates) while most male respondents are single.
The final survey was on nairaland, observing comments from most guys shows that they are singke
If most ladies are into a relationship and most guys are single. The question is who are the ladies dating?


Important notice: I am in relationship(s) .

Guy na long ago I noticed it o.
Well, the things is, many ladies always "think" that they are in a relationship.

ConfessionsNgr:
I live and work in Lagos. Right now I am caught in a very difficult situation and I do not know what to do about it. Please before passing judgment on me, I want you to take your time to read and analyze my situation. I graduated from the university about nine years ago and was not able to secure a job for a very long time. I applied for jobs in various places including private companies and government establishment but my effort was to no avail. I had moved over to Lagos about three years ago with the belief that my situation would improve but it didn’t, not until last year when I ran into an old school friend of mine at a function I attended here in Lagos. He was the one who saw me first and recognized me. He walked up to my table and called out my name. I immediately recognized him as my primary school friend whom I had lost contact with since we left primary school. We got talking and he told me that he was working in one oil service company in Apapa as one of their managers. When he asked me what I was doing, I didn’t waste time in telling him that I have been searching for job since I graduated and have been unable to secure one. He told me to send him my CV and promised to help. True to his words, I was called up for interview a few weeks later by his company after sending him my CV. The long and short of the matter was that I was employed by his company with a very good salary running into six figures and my life has changed for the better. However, about a month ago, some colleagues of mine whom we work together on the same team called me and gave me fifty thousand naira as my share of proceeds for the left over materials that we had used to work. This was something that was usually done whenever we went to work on a location and we were not able to use the whole materials, Instead of returning it, the materials were usually sold off and the proceed was shared by the team members. It was a normal thing with the workers in the company and so when my share was given to me, I collected it without raising eyebrow. But unknown to me this particular material that was sold was stolen by my team members from the warehouse. Right now, the company has found out and my friend is been indicted because he the head of our department. He is on the verge of losing his job unless he produces the real culprit or the materials itself. I feel obligated to tell him who the real culprits are, to save him from this impending sack but that would also put me on the line because they will mention my name that I was also among them since I was also given a share of it, although I honestly was not aware that the material was stolen. I really don’t know what to do at this point because my conscience is pricking me but I cannot afford to lose my job at this time. So what do I do now?


Source:http://confessionsnigeria.com/post/99/do-i-tell-or-keep-quiet

Tell him! Tell him! Tell him!
Please tell him, today, now.

Why I'm a thinking that God took you to that company for this reason.

He helped you, now its your turn to help him.

You will be vindicated by God, trust me.
You would be pardoned by the firm.
You would be have saved your friend from losing his job, and having a bad career history and a damaged name.

You will not be sacked. Just tell them the whole truth. Truth has a way of sorting itself out

Please tell him, and watch God faithfully and see how things will turn out well for you!

Tell him, NOW!

Tecnonews24:
I don't know why u would pick a quarrel with someone who doesn't know u exist. is a pity , because u would just be dying slowly within, while She moving forward. do you really believe this is the end of her because Gej lost!? is only few that can matched her record in times of economic management.

Only few in this whole planet earth can really match her records. . May God give me a wife like NOI.

TRADELYN:
We rejoice with you today as you mark your special day.
Enjoy your Day...happy celebrations!!!

Thanks thanks thanks thanks, a million times!

I would like to meet Twaci. She is phenomenal.

sademola:
The root cause is the marketers/subsidy but compounded by the transfer of ownership of an oil block!

Yea, I just read NOI statement this evening. But I'm yet to understand this oil block transfer part. Is it the one that involved Shell?

podosci:
Stupidity is the cause of the fuel scarcity....A country of 180million is being held hostage by a vey few inconsequential number of oil marketers
Everything boils down to fuel subsidy...They marketers are being owed money for subsidy payments but it seems Nigeria is too broke to pay them plus subsidy has been removed in the new budget submitted to the senate.
Once Nigeria settles its debt with the evil cabal of oil marketers we would be fine for a while till they come back to suffer us the more....I don't know what they actually do at NNPC, that organisation should rival with its counterparts like PetrolBraz but its just there doing nothing.
I hope the new administration would resurrect NNPC and make it an envy of the world

Thanks a lot. I think I understand better now

Things are really going bad in this fuel scarcity thing, and I have been trying to understand what is the cause. Please, who knows why we are suffering this. I have the fear that this is not ordinary.

I don't want to hear any baseless PDP/APC/GEJ/Buhari nonsense here. I want to know who has dong is doing what, in revealing details. If you don't have any concrete information on this, EXACTLY the way it is, just waka pass

I was the best I saw


But wait o, the wey all of us here dey claim champs, who were those we were beating?

soludo93:
He has two goals in 4 meetings against PSG. Messi hasn't scored in 8 meetings against Chelsea but he's still the best.

Pls stop replying them. Hate becloud people's sense of true judgement these days. They can doubt from now till 19 kpiridim, it won't stop hazard

Royver:
Sorry bro. That's not the recovery position. In Recovery position she should be lying on her LEFT side (left lateral recumbent position) and her chin should be drawn UP or SIDEWAYS to keep the epoglittis open and prevent regurgitation, not buried in the sand like that. I agree the mouth should be facing down a bit but this woman is virtually kissing the dust.

Thanks a lot. U just taught me somting now.

As a politician wet I be, na the man speech sweet me. A great orator. I can't wait. Thank God our politics is changing to a point when oratoral prowess would count

ijustdey:
it has to be APC journalist because it doesn't come from NTA or AIT.....




Turing blind eyes to the truth or you want to say those people mention didn't utter those words

Please, for the sake of posterity, stop insulting THE TRUTH
The truth cannot be one-sided. The truth knows no bias.

These your kind of truths will soon lead you, the tellers, your fellow supporters and those they are told of, to that day/days

Continue!

For those of us here who DON'T KNOW, amnesty is not about giving money to militants like Asari.

Amnesty is a federal government's Niger Delta people(particularly youths) empowerment program.

Stop attacking a people unnecessarily here, it won't help this Nigeria we all claim to be doing it for.

Clearly, giving money to a few criminals in the name of freedom fighter is not the way forward. We should be talking about making the amnesty program as much veritable to the people as it was created to be. And it should be done with tact, so that the like as those criminals would not have room for nonsense.

I have said it a million times, this country does not need, and cannot handle, any more aggression from anywhere again.

The earlier we start coming together (both the perceived weaker and the acclaimed stronger), the better for us.

The position she is in, is a RECOVERY position. First aiders here know what I mean. I'm sure someone must have kept her in that position. The only thing you can say is that people have refused to go beyond that, like taking her to a hospital. It's not Godly shaa.

To repay evil with good... that's the quintessence of true service to God

Hahahahhaha.

You will agree with me that though this picture looks funny but it is also highly thought provoking.

I think it's telling us something.

What do you think?

All we need is progress. And to achieve that, Buhari should know better than fighting anybody. He has to be very very diplomatic in whatever approach he takes against anything/people. Forget all theses rantings here by some of his follower who don't know that the only way-forward in a democratic setting is only through "POLITICS". You don't just get in an start kicking, arresting, jailing, condemning, and all sorts. You will meet more resistance than you can handle. And you/nobody can handle it. They will fight you down, and you will end up fighting throughout instead of working.

You can disagree with me, its your opinion. And I don't care.

Buhari should avoid 2 things:

1, Fighting PDP. To APC and their supporters, Buhari's emergence means CONQUERING PDP and their supporters, even where things are not in their favour. This "ntoo" and "it must be us" mentality of them should be worked on. This is what might detonate the time bomb GEJ manage to keep un-detonated. Rather, he should find a politically sound way to get them(pdp) to fall in line with his administration

2, Buhari should forget about fighting the militants or pitting himself against them. Believe me, he would have more than just the already known militants to fight. There is too much anger and the urge to REVENGE in so many hearts. Even the death or incalceration of any one of them will get the SS region too ANGRY. Nigeria does not need it. For all of you who just like talking without genuine all round love for this country, and no matter whether you think Buhari is Rambo or Jack Baur, WE DON'T NEED, AND CAN'T AFFORD THESE GUYS RETURNING TO THE CREEKS. They should be handle with utmost level of diplomacy.

Disagree, its your opinion.

Ex-militant and leader of the Niger Delta Vigilante (NDV), Ateke Tom, has said former militant leaders in the Niger Delta region are ready to work with the President-Elect, General Muhammadu Buhari.

Ateke, who disclosed this while speaking in pidgin english to newsmen at Okochiri in Rivers State, urged Gen. Buhari to invite leaders of genuine militant camps to discuss on how to move the region forward.

In his words, “I am here to congratulate Buhari for his victory. We will want good leadership; we thank God that Buhari is now our President and we pray God Almighty to give him wisdom to rule our country. Since Buhari is now our President, we want him to meet with the core leaders of the Niger Delta struggle; I mean the real leaders in the struggle.

“He should call the real leaders and talk to them. Let us discuss on our needs. He should also not forget the Amnesty Programme, because we know what we fought for and that was why they gave us Amnesty. We did not get the Amnesty Programme from the backyard. So, let him keep to the programme. Let the Amnesty Programme function well and we will like it. We are ready to work with Buhari.”

The former militant leader said none of the former agitators in the region will go back to the creeks.

Ateke said, “Some people are saying they want to go back to the creek, or they want to blow up pipelines; no, I, Ateke Tom will not be part of that, we don’t need all those things and nobody will go back to the creeks. I have a say in the Niger Delta and I am one of the top fighters; so nobody will go back to the creeks. I advice the youths not to follow anybody back to the creeks.

“We should not say because there is change of government and Buhari is now the President, and somebody wants to go back to the creeks; what are you going there to do? So, let nobody follow anybody to the creeks. What we want is that let Buhari meet us and treat us well.”

http://naijaurbanonline.com/niger-delta-militant-leader-ateke-message-buhari/buhari-ateke-tom-naijaurbanonline/

Holywizard:
cant be possible even in de USA

I would say YES! Its already being practised there

To me, this is the best 2015 political pics in the whole world.#laughs.

Our Nigeria will be a total disaster if the PDP refuses to support the APC government. And same total disaster, if APC refuses to work with PDP. We all need each other, if me must move forward, if we must have this long awaited POSITIVE change.

Now, to all the aggrieved, winners, losers, victims, lords, chest beaters, more intelligent, majority, minority, more foolish, etc.


Let this picture be your watchword, or be a victim of a failed Nigeria.

But I don't think we have another choice than to follow the advice of this pics

Baawaa:
For majority of those that think Jonathan willingly congratulate the people's general don't know anything, Jonathan was tamed like baby by African peace keepers to congratulate the people's general.

Don't let hate take away the humanity in you. Hate consumes.
I am not just talking to you alone. I am also talking to 90 people who clicked likes for your comment.

From the write up:
1. The ladies parent/parents are not in support of the guy's proposal.
2. The lady does not strongly love the man. And she is not giving him assurance. Let me know highlight on her reference to his type of job and money without talking about other things
3. The guy has patience issues. He is a difficult person, and too "authoritative"
4. The lady is not sincere in everything about this issue. Her story here even hides a lot
5. The lady is yet not matured enough, she seems to have problem with taking decisions.
6. The lady knows what to do, or has already taken a stance. And they has seen through her
7. There is no genuine love and understanding between them, that's why this little thing is causing trouble between them. Marriage can't stop an MSC drive, and MSC can't stop marriage... where there is love.

I can tell you the lady here is talking about doing this MSC abroad, and she has hidden that information here.

I wish them the best of God's plan for them

Indeed, our democracy has moved a step better. Many thanks to GEJ. Before now, nobody believed in elections. But today, our votes counts. And that's a plus to our democracy because I'm sure it would go a long way in making politicians and parties to be more serious

Secondly, I don't think any other president would have peacefully conceded defeat like GEJ did. You would be unfair to yourself to say he had no option. I wonder what would have happened if it had been someone else that lost as an incumbent. Truly, GEJ is a man of peace.
Because of how BH messed things up, let me forget about how much effort he made in giving the north(in agriculture, roads and education) what no president or military head in the history of Nigeria ever tried

Indeed, GEJ has really moved our democracy forward, and I'm sure history will not forget him. I wish him well. I bid him farewell.

The results on ground favour Buhari. Why then is APC still fighting? Why is it that all the places they won were free and fair and all the places PDP won were rigged. Can't the party do away with this their nature of bickering and fighting and try and take palliative approach towards their victory celebration? Who is expecting APC to win in Rivers even if you conduct the election a thousand times?

Keep heating up the system until PDP starts demanding for the cancellation of all the North West results where kids freely voted and sorts of other irregularities. And I can't imagine what an inconclusive election will do this country. For all you shouting GEJ and Gbagboism, you will have more than GEJ to fight.