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MrPresident1:
These are the things you have in your head as evidence, as proof, that the Bible is not compatible with science?

Are you sure you are sane?

I mean, what the fork is all these

Da fork is the meaning of this

Wow. U re staring to sound lyk a religious nutjob

SirWere:
Nah...... I'm a manga fan

And Batman vs Superman was fucki.ng stupid and dumb. One wonders what the mess was going through their mind.

Manga fan. Baddeeesttt.

Which anime s do u watch

JackBizzle:
YASSSS!


We made 10 pages! We are the happening thread!


Good work, guys!


In other news, Captain America; Civil war comes out today!!!

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This is great news

johnydon22:
Chai Ayaff died sef you have finished me..

Bornu
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Looolz . shey bornu no be place again

dblackninja:
Not the same. But I got some good news for you. You don't really have to travel at their velocity in space for you to age slower..Just dig a very big pit, take enough provisions and go and leave under. I promise you when you emerges you will see that you will be younger than your mate..
Though there's just a little side effect--your head will be older than your legs
You will get this tale if you know about gravity

Forgive my ignorance . i dont understand the tale p.lease axplain it to me

JackBizzle:
How did you not know?

I thought u were the legendary logic boy and not logic bwoy

johnydon22:
Jackbizzle is same as Logicbwoy. . . Logical son of a Bizzle

JESUS CHRIST !!!!

For now , the closest thing we have gotten to timE travel is time dilation e. G the iss which allows astronauts to experience time slowing down but only by a few milliseconds

Jackbizzle , i see u o , long tym no see

If time travel was possible , why then dont we see travellers from the future or past

johnydon22:
Lets not dogmatize this discussion brother!!!

Apologies.....

Logicbwoy:
Bros, I am not joking- you should be a lecturer.

I swear, you would be a blessing to the current indomie generation that are learning rubbish from a failed education system.

We have a resident (final year) student doctor here on nairaland that refuses t[b]o believe in evolution[/b] and has clearly stated that he would rather allow his wife to die in childbirth than to abort a problematic pregnancy ( a pregnancy that would kill both mother and child if it comes to full term).

U dont believe in evolution. You either accept it or be deluded

KingEbukasBlog:
Its just to let you understand that it illogical to insist something can be greater than God . He is beyond every imagination of powerful . So that's it .

Any other question ?

He is greater than everthing because u ve made it so

It seems u are not as fanatical and bigoted as the rest of ur brethen

MrPresident1:
Chief, your skepticism about religion is not misplaced, religion has been used to perpetrate all kinds of evil in the society. But God transcends religion, you cannot box God into a religion, if one is true because God sees the heart, God will use religion to guide such a person to Himself.

Eventually the true seeker will transcend religion.

If you want to have a more in-depth understanding of the Bible, I think I can help you, but you will need to be personally responsible for your journey

Are u going to blatantly ignore bible passages about disbelivers being condemned

MrPresident1:
My friend, I am not an expert in the Koran, but I can provide you guidance to liberate your mind from Bible ignorance.

That said, the Koran, the Hindu scriptures and the text for many other religions were written by black/Negro men, they are all the Gospel of God, they are all ways to God if rightly interpreted. But my forte is the Bible and I can help you if you are willing to approach with an open mind, if you are truly interested in knowing God, IF YOU ARE READY TO BE CIVILISED, THE WORD OF GOD IS THE CIVILISER OF MANKIND. .

The Word of God is the breathe of God, it is this word of God in you that differentiates you from a beast.

Can you present one or two of your 'Scientific' facts that show that the Bible and science are irreconcilable?

Read ur bible from cover to cover . i cant argue. Read genesis to leviticus in particular.

MrPresident1:
Your tears have not started, you will weep buckets in time.

I repeat, there is no disunity between the koran and science, you only need enlightenment on the figurative and illustrative use of language.

This is if you are willing to take personal responsibility for your enlightenment, the first step is to be willing to have a paradigm change in the way you view the koran.

http://www.speed-light.info/miracles_of_quran/


http://www.religiousforums.com/threads/scientific-miracles-in-hindu-scriptures-must-see.84199/


With an expertise in verbal gymnastics and a gullible mind, scientific facts are clear for all to see in story books such as the bible. Quran and hindu scriptures

johnydon22:
Hahahahaha mumu. . . i wo ;n't any such stories though, this belongs to you lot who can put up with that

wwll if u dont want to write the story. I ll write it myself.

Sneak peek......


HOW I MET MY FREECOCOA



A long time ago, there lived a young man called john chukwuemeka who hailed from enugu , he lived in a far far away distant land now called enugu. He was a humble man, . one day , he was sleeping , and and in his dream all of a sudden an angel commanded him to go to the land which is now know as bornu state. He was ordered to go there , for that was where he would find his love , his boo boo. A woman named free cocoa who was a virgin born of a virgin. He was told he would face so many obstacles in finding this woman of his dreams.


.......... 2 be continued. .........

johnydon22:
Hahahahaha more reasons why we should not use condescending attitudes or insulting words when dealing such people cus at some point in our lives we were like that if not more

COMING SOON. ................


FREED FROM THE SHACKLES OF RELIGION.. BY JOHNNY DON 22



...... HOW I MET MY FREECOCOA. .... BY JOHNNY DON 22



A MUST READ FOR ALL NAIRALANDERS

Annunaki:
Yes I have read every single verse in the old testament which the jewish religion was based on and I can tell you for free that it has been done away with and christianity is a radical and completely contrasting departure from the old testament religion.

So u ve read it that's good. You say the judaism is a radical departure from xtianity. Thats true, but annunaki do u also know the god of the old testament , is the god of the new testament as well . he is no better than allah.

If u beliv in d doctrine of the trinity , the founder of xtianity commited barbaric acts in the old testament. Since the doctrine says jesus is god . therefore the founder of your religion is just as barbaric as muhammad .


If the christain god , yahweh has perfect morality and kindness, then all his acts must be moral and kind. Would u say his barbaric acts are perfect and kind


If his actions are always perfect and kind and just, then why do u desperately try to confine his actions to judaism.

Jonathan was willing to go the extra mile for his friend david . being of great help to david and saving david s life.
You would agree that this is a good action .

Why then dont christians say this act was confined to judaism alone . this is because you know deep down that this action is good.

When u are faced with verses of yahweh s barbaric acts you use the cop out of saying that it was in judaism.


So i ask u.......



Is the god of the old testament. Not the god of the new testament.

johnydon22:
One of the things that diminish us is fear, diminishes our enquiries. . . I downloaded the book and finished it, nothing happened..

You guys should stop being so fearful..

An uncle of mine told me that if i would reqd the book my eyes would glow like the avatar and i ll be so powerful and that ill run mad.

As at now , i am reading the book and the only thing i feel is boredom.

respect80:
Although there might be various records of wars and fighting in the Bible[b] but the Bible does not ask any to kill simply because someone won't accept the same faith as yours.
M[/b]oreover you should be clear about the fact that the Bible was written far before the Quran and that the Quran admits or approved that the Bible (the injil and the Taurat i.e the new and old testaments of the Bible are the word of God or shall I say Allah and that we the Christians and the jews shall have nothing as regards guidance except we judge by the taurat (old testament), the injil (gospel or new testament) and what has now been sent down to you from your Lord (i.e the Quran). Since the Quran ask us to judge by the taurat the injil and then the Quran, whereas both the taurat and the injil says Jesus christ is the son of God while the Quran disagrees how do you judge that @ op?
It simply means if the Quran is true about the fact that both books of the Bible were the words of Allah then Islam is false because the Bible says Jesus is the son of God and if the Quran is not true about the above fact then Islam is false as well.
Therefore I'm forced to as you the op as well if you have read the Quran either.

@bolded i wont talk much


Deuteronomy 12Deuteronomy 14

Deuteronomy 13:6-9New American Standard Bible (NASB)

6 “If your brother, your mother’s son, or your son or daughter, or the wife [a]you cherish, or your friend who is as your own soul, entice you secretly, saying, ‘Let us go and serve other gods’ (whom neither you nor your fathers have known, 7 of the gods of the peoples who are around you, near you or far from you, from one end of the earth to the other end), 8 you shall not yield to him or listen to him; and your eye shall not pity him, nor shall you spare or conceal him. 9 But you shall surely kill him; your hand shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

Good morning everyone

Annunaki. I have seen a lot of your posts and topics. I have observed that they are all about talking about how evil islam is and how terrible their prophet is . how islam promotes violence .

And i also no you converted from islam to christianity , most likely because of the passages pronoting violence in islam . so my question is .........


HAVE YOU READ THE OLD TESTAMENT

British is far superior

I have visited Lourdes in France and Fatima in Portugal, healing shrines of the Christian Virgin Mary. I have also visited Epidaurus in Greece and Pergamum in Turkey, healing shrines of the pagan god Asklepios. The miraculous healings recorded in both places were remarkably the same. There are, for example, many crutches hanging in the grotto of Lourdes, mute witness to those who arrived lame and left whole. There are, however, no prosthetic limbs among them, no witnesses to paraplegics whose lost limbs were restored.

— John Dominic Crossan

johnydon22:
I once watched a healing service where the man of God healed a man blind from birth..

then pointed his handkerchief at the man and asked him to identify the colour and he answered blue which was correct.

I was like WTF

"How can someone who was blind from birth, never saw anything until now recognize anything when he sees it. . . that's like a huge fat LIE.

dude never saw blue before, how in the world did he recognize blue at first sight? "

i concluded the pastor should fire his show manager and hire me instead cus he won't make such silly mistakes if i was in charge of the circus show.

That is why i so love the case of amputees. There is obviously no room to try to fake an amputee miracle. And this is why we say thag since with yahweh qll things are possible , why has no pastor never ever ever even attempted to even try to heal an amputeee.

For amputess. There is no way tge placebo effect can cause the limbs to grow back. The day i see an amputee get his limbs back that day i ll beliv in the supernatural

HardMirror:
Continuation...

The Moment of truth!

We were really excited.
It got to their turn and the man of God laid hads on them prayed for them and they left the line to return to their sit. Excitedly I and Bro. Daniel (not real name) quickly drew them aside. Took them to a corner were no one would hear what we were discussing.

The boy was very excited to see us as he made attempts to make works like a baby still learning to speak. We also responded to his excitement smiling and emotional. "Oh what a wonderful God!" "Thank you Jesus for bringing us down here and changing this boys life!"
I could almost cry at that moment.

Then my attention shifted to the parent. The dad really had a confused look on his face, the mum was smiling and excited, she could see that her boy had made new friends. University guys that are men of God are her little boy's friend. She was excited and eager to hear what we had to say.
We greeted them and the replied warmly. Now straight to business.

"Was your boy dumb?" I asked
The dad's countenance dropped and he replied, "yes, he is dumb. That was how he was born."

Oh so indeed he was dumb. Hmmmm... So this miracle is real.

"So have you noticed any change in him today?"

The man looked at his boy, looked at his wife then looked at me. Then looked back at his wife as if searching for a clue for the right answer.

"We prayed for him and he can speak now" my partner bro. Dan said.

"Ehen?... Oya Bayo soro." The dad squirted so he could be at the same level with his boy.
We all joined him to encourage the boy to speak so his parents could hear.

He started speaking, "beh, beh beh, boo boo, beh beh."

I looked at the dad. The dad responded that that was all the boy could say since he was a baby and now he is about 12 years old and has not said any new word.

But this were the exact words this boy was saying to us and we assumed God had loosened his tongue and the only problem was since he had never spoken before, he was trying to learn how to repeat the words "baba" which we asked him to repeat after us.

This boy was as dumb as dumbo. We concluded and still insisted that God had healed him and they should just keep repeating words to him and he would eventually catch up.

For 5 days we spent in that village, the boy never spoke a new word. Even babies don't take that long to learn new words once they gain control of their tongues.

We left the village with our stupidity still praising God for that sham miracle.

It's now that I can be honest with myself and confess that God did nothing for that boy. We were so delusional that we kept giving excuses in God's advantage at every turn.

Remember samson Ayorinde's crusade? I flash back and I recall that all his miracles were also shams. Those dumb people were all dumb and remain dumb.

If you stay in osogbo around Capital area, you will know a man called Odi (word for deaf in yoruba).
The guy was at that sham crusade, till date the guy is still dumb and deaf!

Osogbo is not that big. If 50 people got back their eye sites and got back their ability to speak, we would all know.

Can anybody name anyone that genuinely got healed at that crusade or Rev. Reinhard Bonkke's crusade? There is NONE. So where are all the people they claimed they healed?

FRONT PAGE , FRONT PAGE , FRONT PAGE


This kind of explains a lot. I have a neighbour who is deaf and dumb but can still manage to pronounce words
Like one . two. Three . come. Go.

Now funny enough in the healing services i have attended when the man of god prays for the deaf and dumb and when they keep on saying d few word they are able to say, the man of god , and the rest of the gullible church members including me would take this as a divine miracle.i Never ever could see thru dis sham

HardMirror:
Continuation....
I got back to the camp ground and activities were still same there. The brethren were praying mostly in tongues, the preacher was still busy with the witches, the witches were still [b]performing their signature dance [/b]showing that that holy ghost fire was really roasting the demons in them, people were still praying and onlookers were still looking and enjoying the entertainment from the fringes of the crusade ground. Mostly men.

I even spotted a group of men sitting and drinking beer while the watched and laughed most likely enjoying the show from their village witches. How I envy those men now. I looked at them with pity and anger. I could not believe what my eyes were seeing.

I angrily matched to them, a bible tucked under one of my arms. "Evening my daddies" I said in yoruba with respect.
"Why do you people sit and drink,... Blah blah blah " . I started preaching to them. About hell and their soul and drinking and everything. Opening the bible and reading to them.

It was obvious the devil had concluded this people's matter and even god most have given up on them, because they kept on smiling and sipping their drinks, whiles glancing over my shoulders to peek at the show the witches were giving. How I wish now that I sat with them and ordered suya and a cold bottle of stout and yogurt, relax and also enjoy the show.
Well I was ignorant then so don't blame me.

I asked them to close their eyes and let me pray for them. Surprisingly they cooperated.
I prayed and left them and they continued their drinking.

Then I saw the dumb boy! He was with his dad and mum. They were in line for prayers from the man of God!
I was excited! I quickly looked for my brother in christ to let him know I had found the dumb boy we prayed for.

You are stupidly funny. . You got me laffin at the bolded seriously in a public. Place . loooolz

HardMirror:
CONTINUATION....
We returned to our camp praising God. We had to find an isolated place to praise God for the wonderful miracle and ask that he does much more that night in the crusade our fellowship was holding for that village.

That night we started with a movie show. Then our invited Preacher arrived. He was a Dr. In the department of mechanical Engineering FUTA. A seasoned evangelist. A short, fair, bald man but a man of the word and power!

He preached in yoruba and the ministration was Powerful!
When he asked for those who wanted to give their lives to christ almost the whole people there came out.
It was a charged atmosphere.
Then he began to pray for the sick and possessed.

Girls were just falling everywhere. (Why always girls I know why of course). The girls that were delivered from witchcraft must have been around 10 or much more.

Then I began to wonder why the little boy that regained his ability to speak was not there. What could have happened.

In the dark of the night, I left the crusade and went to the boy's house. The whole village was deserted as almost everyone was at the crusade ground. I could still hear the preachers thunderous voice blasting from the speakers in the distance.

Only the local dogs lurked about in the dark, with sleeping goats dotting open spaces.

I got to the boys house. It seemed empty too. All the windows and doors were locked. I knocked and knocked. The sound of my knock in the empty street was erry. A shiver went down my spine as fear gripped my heart. But I was a son of the most high, nothing can harm me I reassured myself. I retraced my step back to the crusade ground as I was sure the boy and his family must be there.

MY FADA MY FADA,

ANY FOUL SPIRIT OF DELAY IN TELLING LIFE STORIES, IN THE BODY OF HARD MIRROW, I COMMAND YOU TO DIE BY FIRE , DIE , DIE , DIE , FALL DOWN AND DIE IN JESUS NAME!!!!!!!