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Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Bishop (Dr.) Emmah Isong 2020 Prophecy Fulfilled? by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 1:25pm On Mar 01, 2020
A nigga once said: We are different from amimals cause we think before doing or saying some things...

But so far some over religious individual have been acting like animals (no offence) "just the truth"...

They say muslims are terrorist, and that because their religion made it so. How am i not sure if same is preached in church, they won't also act like terrorist.

People look at what is happening in the country, then come out to say things. T.B joshua never saw his building collapsing and killing people. But he can go on and on prophesying about what a right thinking human knows...

One man cursed the person that took bomb (fake) to church, only for proper investigation to be carried out, it turned out that the bomb was just fire works.

Abeg watyn una wan see before una wise... Watyn una wan see....

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: NCDC Says All Suspected Cases In Nigeria Tested Negative by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:28am On Mar 01, 2020
A nigga once said: So na this girl when don dey jump from thread to thread saying, "COVID-19 is not deadly"..

Nah i'll pass...


One is even there saying they've been up all night, is time to sleep..

Up all night doing what. I guess "DECEIVING PEOPLE"
Sports / Re: How Arsenal And Watford Trolled Liverpool After Stunning Defeat by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 6:14am On Mar 01, 2020
A nigga once said: Yes o. Thanks to watford for making them walk alone with an ass whooping 3-0..

Hehe give me joy.

Unbeaten run when person use take dey disturb once in a while naim liverpool been wan just take away from the gunners.. Aha!! Serious blessing fall on watford abeg......

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:14pm On Feb 29, 2020
Solomon8144:
Hahahahaha

Never been this happy all my life grin grin cheesy cheesy

I'm giving 5k to the first 5 people to drop their bank details immediately the final whistle is blown , if Liverpool lose today cool




a nigga once said: Present
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:58pm On Feb 29, 2020
A nigga once said: Abeg make watford add or just hold unto the 2 goals.. Na beg i dey beg..... I gats give person serious laughing this night..
Romance / Re: Hypocrite: I Don’t Give Charm Or Dash Men Money Stop Sending Me Nude by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:23pm On Feb 28, 2020
A nigga once said: It's obvious now. I believe it's a male that's behind this moniker....

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Politics / Re: Repentant Terrorists To Enjoy Foreign Education – Senate Bill by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:26am On Feb 28, 2020
A nigga once said: If you are a soldier still fighting in the war front... I say to you..



"YOU ARE MAD"...

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Politics / Re: Photo Of Soldier Who Killed Four Of His Colleagues And Himself Emerges Online by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:45pm On Feb 27, 2020
A nigga once said: Fighting insurgency for four years, only for you to hear that the boko boys you managed to capture have now been realesed...

And you say he should'nt act in an abnormal manner..

I wonder why the soldiers are even still wasting their time. Suffering for no good reason and call it fighting for your country.....
Crime / Re: Painless Ways To Die by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:22pm On Feb 26, 2020
A nigga once said: clicked on this thread, and was expecting to see "topic has been hidden or removed". But unfortunately the topic is still here.

Da fuq are the mod doing. Looking for regina daniels post or what.. Mtweeee
Politics / Re: The Moment Ganduje Banned Street Begging (Almajiri) In Kano by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:32am On Feb 26, 2020
A nigga once said: all these hausa/fulani beggers are one funny creature.

Na u dey beg, na u still dey born like rat.....TUAE!!
Politics / Re: How Do I Tell Someone From Another Country That This Is Police In My Country?? by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:15pm On Feb 25, 2020
A nigga once said: Mr man please look for something else to say...

We know the police force is bad so far, from the news we've been reading, seeing and watching..

But this you posted right their is just plain trash...
Health / Re: NAFDAC Warns Against Taking `Maishayi’ Tea Made By Hausa Tea Vendors by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:20pm On Feb 24, 2020
A nigga once said: This is true. I stoped buying maysia from these guys after the experience i had with one of them..


Anytime i do noodles and egg from this my customer i often feel dizzy and weak. A day came that i had to jokingly tell him.

"ah ibra ibra this your food na correct highness o. Once i wark am finish na so i go just dey"

to my greatest surprise he answerd "ah big brah i no say you na confirm guy na,naim make me dey put special for you"...

Just laughed and said he should do another for me, but this time no special. After eating that particular one, did not have that feeling. Since that day i no dey do maysia again.


I don't buy/do drugs, then i'll end up buying and taking it all in the name of "I DEY BUY FOOD".

Abeg o..

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Education / Re: It Is Not Mr Macaroni Riding On A Bicycle, It Is by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:29pm On Feb 24, 2020
A nigga once said: Mr macaroni, riding on a bicycle, if you want to marry me, marry mr roni.

Bambam sisimiya bambam sisimiya bambam sisimiya mr macaroni STOP!!....


Ehn op what where you saying again...

Compare the original one and that your made up sh!t. Now tell me which one sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet pass..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Everton (3 - 2) On 23rd February 2020 by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:55pm On Feb 23, 2020
A nigga once said: COYG.. Let do it again.
Education / Re: A Nigerian Pastor Baby Was Playing With Dad's Phone Then Accidentally Posted Thi by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 1:44pm On Feb 21, 2020
A nigga once said: Op calm down, i know that these days it business center with men on suit that we have.



But this joke don tey na ah ah.....


Though with the way things are going, that sh!t is hundred percent possible...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Olympiacos Vs Arsenal: Europa League (0 - 1) On 20th February 2020 by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:00pm On Feb 20, 2020
A nigga once said: Arsenal oya o. Winning is a sure ...
Celebrities / Re: Baby-shaped Cake: What Do You Think? by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:20am On Feb 20, 2020
A nigga once said: The guys who made this cake are cannibas, and i believe they really do eat humans...


Yeah, that what i believe
Literature / Re: 5 Reasons Love Scenes Are Important In Storytelling by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:04am On Feb 19, 2020
A nigga once said: zee world don finish op oooo!!..

Watching or reading an interesting movie/novel, then you bring in love scene.. I know no the difference between crime and romance before i start na...
Gaming / Re: Who Is Your Secret Video Games Crush? by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 12:37pm On Feb 18, 2020
A nigga once said: With this news in front page, it verifies the claim that most MOD are sick upstairs..

Like seriously. Video game crush, and it hit front page.. Tueh!!
Politics / Re: See What Soldiers Did To The IPOB Boys They Captured VIDEO PICTURES by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:46am On Feb 16, 2020
A nigga once said: So police or army rough handle you, and you still fresh like that. We all know how those guys can be when you fall into their trap,they will treat you like an animal and nothing will happen. Not after they've even proscribe you guys a terrorist organisation (which is kinda funny)

You indegenious people of biafra should stop fuelling for problem where their is none...

Ever since the burial arrangement came up, it has allways been from one fake news to another..

And it kinda funny because it's allways coming from you, op watyn you really wan archieve with all these your fake news..



Yeah watyn you really wan archieve?
Celebrities / Re: First YBNL Female Signee, Temi Ovwasa Pierced Her Ear 6 Times, Is This Normal?? by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:20am On Feb 16, 2020
A nigga once said: Don't care about the piercing, but that stuff she wore on her lap.

Yeah that my own..
Romance / Re: Man Reacts As He Sees Another Guy Holding His Sister On Valentines Day (photos) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:04pm On Feb 15, 2020
A nigga once said: That feeling you get knowing fully well that your younger sister have started having sex, with your friend.


Yeah that feeling..

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Romance / Re: Wife Exposes Chat Of Her Husband And Pastors Wife, Cries Out For Help (photos) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:23pm On Feb 15, 2020
A nigga once said: Reading the chat you'll just know it's fake...
Very childish chat.
Op like seriously, you making use of "chai" and "na"

this op should not be more than 19....
Phones / Re: The End Of Blackberry Has Finally Come by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 1:12pm On Feb 15, 2020
A nigga once said: Is black-berry still in the market?. Cause i thought they've gone into extinction a very long time ago..


Hehe but this black-berry phone make people do things that year sha..
Politics / Re: Douye Diri Arrives In Private Jet (Pictures) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:13pm On Feb 14, 2020
A nigga once said: This one no concern me my own besay. So the deputy that his document where not correct, is/was a serving senator....


Yeah na that one naim concern me.......

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Romance / Re: My Moan Will Make You C*m Under 30secs Even If You Take Viagara. by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:42pm On Feb 13, 2020
A nigga once said: Or maybe moanpha
Celebrities / Re: ‘I Was Raped At 14, And The Video Ended Up On A Porn Site’ by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:41pm On Feb 10, 2020
A nigga once said: Ah ah..op what with the copy and paste. Me no even sure if you read watyn you post.. Abeg those lazy youth should shift for me jare, let me sit down
Politics / Re: Insurgency: Air Force Deploys Fighter Helicopters To Kaduna, Niger by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 12:06pm On Feb 09, 2020
A nigga once said: After i saw a short video on TVC journalist hangout on the helicopter, body sweet me sha...

Let them start using it abeg..
Romance / Re: My Valentine's Gifts For My Girlfriend Are Finally Here. Come And See by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 12:20pm On Feb 08, 2020
A nigga once said: This guy again... When dey stay duplex and im papa na big politician, but e no fit pay for him girlfriend cousin..

The girl sef gats vasa am 1k...

see your strong hand when you don take do lebuke tire....

Thank god for the job when you don get for phone store now, maybe now you fit go flex your girlfriend small...

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Family / Re: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:24am On Feb 08, 2020
ArticleBeast:
I remember my days in Ekosidin, there was this dude that graduated but came for clearance. I decided to squat him for the three days. I noticed that on the third day, the chief was doing no leave no transfer. I just chill. The night of the third day oboy went clubbing and brought one disgusting chick. The idiot was winking at me to leave my house around 10pm for him to defile my sheet. I said they should wait outside let me, clear everywhere. I locked my door... And slept off. The guy banged and banged, I increased music. In the morning by 6am, I dropped his bag outside my door. Which useless you don't know tomorrow...



A nigga once said: You are a real guy.. I like that part where you said "which useless no one knows tomorrow".. Cause no one knows tomorrow man should take nonsense from stupid people..

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Romance / Re: How Can I Handle My Pride? by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:37pm On Feb 07, 2020
A nigga once said: Op the internet never forget you know...

Were you not the same guy that told a story about how your virgin girlfriend was spending on you..


Even when you don't have money to take her out she still payed for you....

Hmmmm, well them say "everybody rich for internet"


hehe see the way people sef don believe the story. Na wa......

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