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Crime / Re: Onubi, Retired Navy Admiral's Daughter, Driver Killed By Kidnappers In Kogi by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 1:05pm On Jul 10, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: And some foolish people abroad are passing vote of confidence on the service chief... You better come back if you really have confidence. Nonsense and diaspora...
Politics / Re: Call Me A Bastard if Ize Iyamu Fail To Win Edo State by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:46am On Jul 10, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Na wa o, this early momo naim person don create topic dey shout. undecided..


god!! see vain for your hand. No be small anger you take hold the pvc sef hahah. Any obaseki supporter when near you, him own don finish o lol..

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Education / Re: Students Won’t Write 2020 WAEC – Adamu, Education Minister by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:47pm On Jul 08, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: And i heard auchi poly is selling post utme form. Hehe i waf in covid-19
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Chelsea - (2 - 3) On 7th July 2020 by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 5:05pm On Jul 07, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Crystal palace must win chelshit angry

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Sports / Re: Lampard Rages At His Squad After Conceding 90th Minute Goal Against West Ham by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:25am On Jul 02, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Stupid sh!ty team.. Common draw una no fit hold. Mtweee i for just jeje leave them o...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea - (3 - 2) On 1st July 2020 by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:28pm On Jul 01, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: So chelsea no fit even leave the match for draw sef. Tueh, stupid team game cutter double tueh...
Travel / Re: Drone Coverage Of Asaba (Video And Photos ) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 3:28pm On Jun 30, 2020
komek:
You just siddon one place dey use drone. You no use ur drone for Oduke and Okwe areas, even cable point

A Nigga Once Said: Leave him. His busy showing us inter bua roundabout and marian babaginda way..
Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Cameroonian Doctor Healed Of COVID-19 Disease by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 3:33am On Jun 30, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Atlast, after so many thinking on how he fvcked up in his prediction. He has finally found a way to cage his followers and also give them a spot to lick in his a$$ again with this fake sh!t...


They say corona might be a way of god acctualising his plan on his people in earth. What if it's a way to open you guys eyes on the fakness of all your daddy G.Os.





Oh y'all don't want to see it that way huh..
Sports / Re: Dj Cuppy Switches To Man Utd: Gets Official Welcome From The Club by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:21pm On Jun 28, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Mtweeee, fake fan.

So if man chester begins to misbehave she'll also switch..

I believe she has politician friends, they must have thought her how to switch...


Even if arsenal go relegation i'll still be an arsenal fan. Kpatakpata i start to watch their match ones in a while...
Education / Re: Meet Nigerian 15 Years Old Teenager Who's Already A Phd Holder by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 9:12am On Jun 26, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Is that not the little girl that acted in jessie, showed on disney... Hmmm bloger bloger..
Romance / Re: Beautiful Homeless Lady Roaming The Street Of Abuja by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 5:47pm On Jun 24, 2020
A nigga once said: Hehe, she might have followed all those rich abuja boys to sniff in some stuffs, and was not able to withstand it...

<Allways know your limit>

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton Vs Arsenal - ( 2 - 1) On 20th June 2020 by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 3:45pm On Jun 20, 2020
A nigga once said: is it not this line up he should have used against man city.
Well sha, they better win this one...
Romance / Re: Baby Bump Of My Second Child - Photos by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:37pm On Jun 19, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Hehe. So this guy stuffed his pillow, snapped it and said it's a baby bump.

Hmm the attention seeking is real.

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Romance / Re: This Girl Rape Me Four Years Ago (pictures) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:48pm On Jun 18, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: First things first, this is nonsense. Rape my foot!!


You were never drugged..


You were never threatned with any dangerous object..


You were not blackmailed (if you don't have sex with me i'll scream rape!!)she been the weaker sex *no offence* at that point in time no one will believe you, so you just had to agree..

You had an erection *which is normal* cause that sh!t has a mind of it own. You went for second round. Note: he was'nt drugged. So you where at your right mind and never tried to fight (According to the write up)




All i see here is just a case of anger and revenge, maybe you sent money to her to come visit and she bailed, or <played a fast one on you> she spent your money without you been able to sex her...
Phones / Re: Samsung Or Xiaomi: Which Phone Is Best by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 8:26pm On Jun 14, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Someone just said andriod are for broke boys..


And someone is selling s20 ultra for 420k... Hmmmm okay o.

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Phones / Re: Wow! Crowd At Slot Today For Infinix Note 7. Is The Phone That Good? (Photo) * by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:25pm On Jun 13, 2020
A Nigga One Said: Ehwhooooooo!! Did i just see "my research team"...





Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... "research team" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....




These guys no go use laugh mud me for phone section o...

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Education / Re: Ultramodern Schools Built By Governor Zulum In Borno (Photos) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:05pm On Jun 07, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: governor okowa, shebi u dey see. Okay o.

We nava talk of NDDC o. Later one confused person go come dey shout the sidan look master "buhari"..

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Crime / Re: Yangy, The Babcock Student Accused Of Raping 24 Girls Has Reacted by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 6:34am On Jun 05, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: To those of you shouting 24 girls can not accuse one guy of rape, please i have one question for you.





"Can you give the names and picture of the said 24 girls?"




Oh i forget. It just text messages from deffinetely one over pained girl. Until i see the pitures and names of the girls, i believe the guy 100%..


And between i think it's high time a law is made. The same punishment that given to a rapist should also be given to people who falsely accuse people of rape.

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Celebrities / Re: Actress Keke Palmer Pleads With National Guard Soldiers To Join Protest (video) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:54pm On Jun 03, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Aha!! You mean a soldier knelt down. Whoa. Now that a country..
Phones / Re: Redmi 9 Mediatek G70 64+4 $200 Vs Infinix Note 7 Mediatek G70 128+6 $200 by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 12:13pm On Jun 02, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: So an entry level phone is what these guys are using to compare their omega note 7. Like seriously, has it gotten to that.

You all should bury your head in shame..

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Phones / Re: 5 Reasons You Should Buy Infinix Or Tecno by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 2:14pm On Jun 01, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: if you are not making use of Tecno/Infinix you are really missing alot..

Their phones are so good that a phone that was produced in 2020 can not outdo a 2019 phone. Is'nt that great.

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Health / Re: Share Your Sleep Paralysis Experience Here. by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:21am On Jun 01, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: The first time i had it was when i was 11. Tried waking but could not.

I could still remember tapping my elder sis so that she can wake me, but she did not even feel anything. After much trying i finally woke.

Told her that i was waking her so that she could wake me. "She just said i did not feel anything", felt confused cause i could swear that i touched her.

When i tried leaving the bed that was when she asked "why will you want me to wake you up". Explained every thing to her but the aftermath was not funny. Serious praying and fasting.

After that incident, never told them again if i had sleep paralysis or not.

Na me una wan use hungry beat abi...

And then again, the most funniest thing about this sleep paralysis is that it comes with weird dreams..
Phones / Re: Rest In Peace Oppo And MI .. Na The Matter We They Settle by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 6:22am On Jun 01, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Just see the way that oppo marketer dominated from page 6 to half of page 7...


Him no even know the argument self, just started shouting reno 3 with different moniker.

Baba calm down, every know say oppo na nice phone too. Ah ah

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Crime / Re: Two Suspected Thieves Burnt In Calabar Beyond Recognition (Graphic Photos) by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 5:35pm On May 31, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Mehn, this sh!t is crazy. Sliced in bit and still burnt... Well no pity in sight.

Unto the next one.
Phones / Re: Infinix Hot 9 And Hot 9 play devices Introduced To Nigerian Market by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:30am On May 30, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: When was note 7 realeased that they rolling out another product...

You guys can't even allow your users enjoy their phones properly..

Oh well patiently waiting for the spec. {3gb ram, 64gb rom, helio p35}

then the nairaland reviwers "BAD ASS FLAGSHIP PHONE"

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Religion / Re: Why does Religion Pervert and Twist the Intellect of Christians - An Opinion by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 4:08pm On May 28, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: Forget it.

Once it comes to religion, they tend to leave intelligence behind and argue with emotions. Most especially when you are against their pastor, bishop or prophet.

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Phones / Re: Tecno Is Selling The New Spark 5 For 53k??? by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 3:30pm On May 28, 2020
A nigga Once Said: Whoa!! Can you imagine.
2gb ram for 53k. Hmmm tecno dey do things o..

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Family / Re: Sallah: How Arewa Women Pampered Their Husbands With Money And Love by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 10:01am On May 28, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: The first guy that replied the poster, hehe you must be a journalist..

Question was cool, calm and direct to the point.

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Crime / Re: Navy Arrests 42 Cultists In Cross River During Initiation by Urhobokwaleboy(m): 7:35am On May 28, 2020
A Nigga Once Said: I don't understand.

With all the negative news that keeps coming out about cultist, people still dive into it.


Could this be madness or depression

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