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Politics › Re: why biafra bank diamond and fidelity banks dont employ yorubas by Urine: 6:34am On Nov 01, 2015*

tonytony208:
I suspect you are an illiterate flatron in one of those backward villages in the gully-eroded region. You entered diamond bank or fidelity bank in your local village and saw only Igbo's and you jumped into conclusion like a deeep Lt rooted eediot. This link below will help your amazing and flabbergasting ignorance.

https://www.linkedin.com/title/manager-at-diamond-bank-plc

How dare you talk to the Emperor of Western Nigeria like that?

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Crime › Re: I Was Kidnapped To Join Cult —suspect (pic) by Urine: 4:47pm On Oct 30, 2015

Movingcoil:
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Edit your post.

Crime › Re: I Was Kidnapped To Join Cult —suspect (pic) by Urine: 4:46pm On Oct 30, 2015

Movingcoil:
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Crime › Re: I Was Kidnapped To Join Cult —suspect (pic) by Urine: 4:43pm On Oct 30, 2015

BigElEddy:
First suspect is lying. Buccaneer does not kidnap anybody. Buccaneer is the biggest con fraternity in Nigeria. Buccaneer only take students ( at least year 2 ) or educated or successful men ( no bitches allowed ). People even get rejected with money in their hands begging. Joining will cost you at least N50,000 ( ie if you have a very connected godfather and still in school ). It could cost you up to N150,000 if you are a graduate or even more.
Buccaneer aint a cult it is a registered con fraternity in Nigeria under Buccaneers Association of Nigeria (BAN).
Buccaneer aint down for dirty street sh!t like the rest of them but will give you hardcore if you bring it their way.
One head of an of a Buccaneer is worth at least nine of whoever (ie if you kill 1, at least 9 of you are used to send him to Alora to finally rest in peace ).

For the rest of the suspects, sounds perfectly true

You say it's a legal association (I agree) but it murders people, isn't your logic self contradictory? Your last five lines is wrong.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Opposition Announces The Shadow Cabinet by Urine: 6:03pm On Oct 29, 2015

Can we have the CVs of these folks, that will give us an insight into their capability and whether we should take them serious or not. If they are an alternative, we need to know their specific portfolios and their capability to handle such.

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Culture › Re: Ooni Of Ife Steps Out With His Father (Photos) by Urine: 11:34am On Oct 29, 2015

seangy4konji:
Like a boss.
He is a boss.
I wish I could get that title. Initiate me into strong big men cults.

Be careful of what you wish for.

Politics › Re: Osinbajo Leaves Abuja For Maiduguri (Photos) by Urine: 12:54am On Oct 28, 2015

shugaba7:
Oga patata dey go for medical check-up, oga kekere dey go for military check-up. How our country go fit manage sit-up? In fact this APC arrangement na set-up.

Oya shugaba make you shut up
This your statement na mess up
I dey here dey chop chicken and chips with ketchup
With some chics wey don love up
You dey rhyme like small boy make you grow up
Unless I go treat you f****k up

NB: This is me just messing with you.

Romance › Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by Urine: 8:23pm On Oct 27, 2015

CoCoLav:
Because you forgot to stalk me this week
What's making it classic?

If I don't stalk you, who will? kiss

You and I know why it's a classic, you're better than the CIA and FBI.

Romance › Re: Found Condoms In My Fiance's Bag.again! by Urine: 4:21pm On Oct 27, 2015

CoCoLav:
OP please leave him, not just because he is cheating but because he chose to insult your intelligence by telling you that stupid lie. He saw the pack and liked it indeed.

Lmao! Why am I just seeing this? Classic CoCoLav!

Programming › Re: Kwesotian Family by Urine: 9:51am On Oct 26, 2015

Roflmfao

Crime › Re: How I Hacked Into Bank Customers’ Accounts – Graduate (Pictured) by Urine: 8:56am On Oct 26, 2015

madridguy:
Abi ?

You're spot on!

Crime › Re: How I Hacked Into Bank Customers’ Accounts – Graduate (Pictured) by Urine: 8:38am On Oct 26, 2015

madridguy:
Our police force still cannot differentiate between Phishing scam and hacking, its a pity for them as a police force. The guy cup don full.

Lmao! Your comment has made my day.

Politics › Re: Wike Makes A State Broadcast On The Tribunal Judgment (Video) by Urine: 10:48pm On Oct 25, 2015

denko:
BUHARI IS THIEF AND VERY CURRUPT

Corrupt!

Politics › Re: Ejiro Adigbo Advises Governor Wike On What Next To Do. by Urine: 4:56pm On Oct 25, 2015

TonyeBarcanista:
Yar'adua not Obasanjo

Apologies for that, I will modify it.

Politics › Re: Ejiro Adigbo Advises Governor Wike On What Next To Do. by Urine: 4:40pm On Oct 25, 2015*

This is another foooolish pseudo analyst, was there anything like APC when Bode George went to prison? If I'm correct wasn't Yar'adua the President at the time? George going to prison was based on his issues with Obasanjo (Allegedly) .

The most annoying thing is that everybody is licking up his story like he's an Oracle. Smh

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Politics › Re: Breaking News!!! by Urine: 10:21pm On Oct 24, 2015

Fingers crossed

Politics › Re: Unconfirmed Report by Urine: 10:20pm On Oct 24, 2015

Tworld84:
Breaking new:obasanjo involved in road accident along lagos-ibadan expressway.his in critical condition. How true plz?

The gist is around town, just waiting for a confirmation.

Romance › Re: How Else Can I Manage Period Cramps by Urine: 4:10am On Oct 23, 2015

misspicy:
Morning y'all....i know this topic does not concern the guys,so if you have no reasonable advice please don't comment...i also know it doesn't belong in this section but i need views from my romance family,am not conversant with other sections....i know also that i can ask google which i have done but nothing within my reach is coming up,so trolls hold your fire only matured guys with sisters and girlfriends who experience this and matured thinking ladies of this section should comment...

I have battled with this cramps since day one i started having period and till now no improvement,i feel so embarrassed when i go to hospital concerning this issue,as its a general thing but mine seems extreme,it could make me pass out and it feels am at the edge of dying...

Please anyone who knows natural remedies that is within reach drop your comments,drugs does not seem to work anymore...

Please lala,i don't need this in FP.

Reduce your sugar intake, drink warm water once it's starts, you can also use hot water bottle.

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Politics › Re: Ameachi Screening »PDP Silence Is Tactical by Urine: 3:17am On Oct 23, 2015

kinibigdeal:
Before the senate planery session resume today, the senate minority leader Godwill Akpabio announced that the PDP will not question the most controversial nominee "Rotimi Ameachi" in spite of is numerous corruption cases hanging in the air, which some will say is still undecided in court.

However, if you analyze and observe the reasons behind such decision "you will agree with me that "PDP" have just cage the APC. The fight against corruption is already "dead on arrival". Only a patient and observant pundit will understand my parables.

In my whole life of political surveillance, I have never seen a booby trap as great as this before, in the sense that it can spread to various species of prey.

Very soon, everyone will understand this proverb. Not every silence is weak

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Career › Re: KPMG: My Temp Experience by Urine: 7:25pm On Oct 22, 2015

belzieee:
Please is it only accounting graduate kpmg hires?? What about graduates of human resource n marketing

Even if you studied Yoruba, just make a 2:1 and you will be invited for a test.

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Career › Re: KPMG: My Temp Experience by Urine: 7:22pm On Oct 22, 2015

gokuu:
Come on, it's just KPMG. Here in UNILAG we're doing Goldman Sachs and Merrill Lynch internships in London and New York. Anyway, coming from the coal hinterlands, I must say KPMG might seem quite a (in Donald Trump's voice) HUGE change.

Goldman Sachs, now someone is talking.

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Politics › Re: Day 4 Of Ministerial Nominees' Screening - Live Updates by Urine: 2:43pm On Oct 22, 2015

Alveez:
Ur submission on why Akpabio was invited by EFCC is...Am sorry rather myopic and informed by half baked information at your disposal sir . Because if are very up to date on d issue u are wailing about you will understand that Senator Akpabio himself after his first visit to EFCC told d press that the invitation has been sent to him right before he had accident and went abroad for treatment. So where is the correlation between Ameachi's ministerial confirmation and Akpabio's invitation to come defend allegations of corruption levelled against him one lawyer from his state?

Am not against airing ur views about issues but misleading d public and indeed the world who come in contact with our post worldwide is not so good for you as an individual and d image of the country. Nigeria name has be been battered worldwide already, don't let us be adding salt to the injury. If you wanna leave no problem, d world is a global village already. But please, please and please stop making unnecessary submission based on ur personal unsubstantiated prejudice to rub more mud on d name Nigeria.

I love Nigeria my country, God bless Nigeria.

If my sister wasn't married, I will give her hands out to you in marriage because with what you have written you will always make sensible decisions for your family.

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Politics › Re: Day 4 Of Ministerial Nominees' Screening - Live Updates by Urine: 1:01pm On Oct 22, 2015

ionsman:
Mumu.

Your signature...massive understatement.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo And El-Rufai Jet Out To London For A Meeting by Urine: 11:16am On Oct 22, 2015

49cents:
That was during the elections

He remains there to make the opposition not slling the islamisation mud on the APC

Why must el rufai always on National assignment is he the only governor in APC

I don't understand the second sentence, if I'm right of all trips made by the President, I don't think El Rufai has accompanied him on anyone,I might be wrong though. I guess the real issue is that he's the most popular APC Governor based on his antecedents, so the media will always focus on him.

Let me tell you one funny thing, do you realise the Ogun State Governor is very close and has a strong influence on the President too? Wonder why that news is not around? Simply because it won't sell papers.

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo And El-Rufai Jet Out To London For A Meeting by Urine: 9:49am On Oct 22, 2015

In as much as Osibanjo has little political clout, he represents a sensitive religious bloc. An attack on him will be disastrous, that's why you see all this PR. This was the man whose nomination single handedly changed the brand of APC as an Islamic party before the election.

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Celebrities › Re: Queen Nwokoye New Photo ( Adorable Photo) by Urine: 1:32am On Oct 21, 2015

Yeezy boost 350? Nice!

Programming › Re: Pls, I Need A Pc Software For Interior Decor by Urine: 4:04pm On Oct 20, 2015*

demmyluv90:
pls can anyone give me a name of a good 3d PC software I can use to design living rooms, bedrooms, bathrooms and all and the site where I can download it. I have so many ideas in my head and I fink its wasting. its also possible that I can make money with it.pls pls pls pls pls. thank u already.

http://www.sweethome3d.com/

http://home.by.me/en/

Remember me when you hit the jackpot.

Education › Re: LAUTECH Shut Down As Students Protest Robbery Attacks (photos) by Urine: 2:00pm On Oct 19, 2015

Flye:
mehn that time was hell, I remember I was part of the vigilante group that time.
Our vigilante chairman slept off when tombolo came.

That time, my cousin and her friends would sleep inside my room, I always had well sharpened cutlass under my pillow. Crazy period!

Education › Re: LAUTECH Shut Down As Students Protest Robbery Attacks (photos) by Urine: 1:42pm On Oct 19, 2015

Lincoln275:
This is return of tombolo

ROTFLMAO! That period was crazy!

Education › Re: LAUTECH Shut Down As Students Protest Robbery Attacks (photos) by Urine: 1:41pm On Oct 19, 2015

Lincoln275:
This is return of tombolo

ROTFLMAO! That period was crazy!

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