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RomanceRe: I Get Easily Aroused By Contact With A Lady's Body by usb2016(m): 5:57pm On Mar 16, 2021
smart1204:
It can be deduced from your write up that your unwarranted erection is seriously affecting your academic productivity which is evident in your current CGPA grin grin. Now my advice to you is to stop watching pornographic contents as it affects your body metabolism grin grin which triggers hormones from your cerebellum down to your JT grin grin(John Tomas), causing you unwarranted erections when in contact with boobs or Phat ass grin.,Stop wearing tight or fitted trousers to class where you queue up, wear trousers that would allow your JT to dangle free cause unhindered grin grin, that which give it freedom to relax itself even when triggered grin grin. Lastly, keep your stupid erection to yourself grin grin grin and stop embarrassing your classmates, your lecturers inclusive. grin grin grin grin











Hi everyone, I'm a 20 year old male student in college of medicine UNN, enugu campus. This is
my problem.

I get aroused by close body contact with ladies. example:

Sitting beside a lady around my age or so makes me get an erection. Even though I have MOSTLY but not totally conquered this by fighting it in my mind.

The remaining ones I've sincerely tried and not being able to overcome are:

1. when I give a female friend front hug without any ulterior motive in mind, I start to get an erection (This has happened severally and made me stop hugging ladies).

2. when standing in a crowded place like 2 submit a script or enter a class. If ladies buttocks are pressed against groin and/or their breasts on my body, I start to get an embarrassing erection even though I actually hate it and have nothing in mind. This happens to the point I have to place my hand to cover it or prevent it.

Pls, I'm a technical virgin and have made up my mind to remain celibate till marriage. I try my best not to lust after women or sexual objectify them.

PLEASE HELP ME DEAR FRIENDS.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Likes Giving Out Her Number To Men, What Should I Do? by usb2016(m): 9:50am On Mar 11, 2021
Op let me ask you a question?

Are you really jealous?? grin grin grin




My so called fiancee is fond of giving out her number without stress or restrain to any man who ask from her. I noticed this anonying and dis-respectful habit since last year December.

Different people (male) will call her anytime and mostly late in the evening or midnight and she would still pick their calls in my presence, talk softly, smile and even laugh out loud at their jokes and sweet words.

She has given out her contact to guys on facebook, on the streets, in the vehicle, eatery, church, place of work, market, you name it and they disturb her every now and then because of her extreme fairness, beauty, elegance, prettiness and sexy shape. I have endured and tolerated so much for long and am loosing my patience and value for her. All that comes out of her is; "Am i jealous?"

Pls what should i do?

Warn her seriously?

Quit the relationship? Or

Continue to observe and keep quiet?[/quote]
Foreign AffairsRe: America's Power Outage: Texas Residents Line-Up To Fetch Water From Borehole by usb2016(m): 12:22pm On Feb 18, 2021
See me see Meruwa Business for Texas grin grin grin. Bia Karmaru Adullahi lend me that your cart make I go Texas go hustle grin grin grin


America's Power Outage: Texas Residents Line-Up To Fetch Water From Borehole (Video)[/b]

Residents of Texas have been captured lining up to fetch water amid days of blackout in the state caused by failure in natural gas operations, IgbereTV reports.

Operators revealed that the bulk of the power loss in Texas came from natural gas suppliers as pipelines froze, making it difficult for plants to get the fuel they needed.

Electricity is normally used to pump water into the homes of residents but since the outage, many have resorted to seeking alternative ways of accessing their daily needs.

In a video shared on Twitter by abc reporter, Erica Simon, citizens could be seen in a queue holding buckets and dispenser containers as they fetched water from a borehole tap.

Sharing the video, Erica wrote;



See video below.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Df3n10OuU[/quote]
RomanceRe: Baby Dies 2 Weeks After An Encounter With My Fianceé by usb2016(m): 12:14pm On Feb 18, 2021
More like when a witch sees her senior wicked witch from a different coven, she must be scared and in order not to abort the senior witch mission, the little witch had to get out of the way grin grin. That's the Math bro. You better be very careful with that your witch grin sorry girl. Ordinarily babies has this spirit guiding them and that was why the child cries whenever, your girlfriend comes and now look at how mysterious the little child died embarassed embarassed

My advise, any man that does not know when it started raining, will never know when the rain stops! grin grin


I Am Planning To Marry A Lady And This Happened. Pls Help[/b]

I am in my early 30 and I have been dating this lady for a year now and we are planning to settle down together and this happened.

There is this 11 months old baby in my compound who is very close to me and she just started walking. The very first time she saw my girl, she was soo scared and started crawling very fast towards her mum and crying. I quickly ran after her and carried her back to where my girl was sitting down, this time, the crying and running became very intense, I was shocked and I asked why the baby was so scared of her and she said she doesn't know.

Two days later, she came to my place and immediately this baby saw her she was scared and crying that was when I jokily asked her if she is a witch and she got angry and left my house. After she left, a lot of questions started running through my mind: like, is she a witch? Does she has a marine spirit? What did that little girl saw in her? In fact a lot of questions. She later called that same night and was like; baby, I am not possess ooh, I should not allow this little baby come between us ooh and that she loves me very much.

To cut the story short, less than two weeks later, the baby DIED. I was so scared if the baby actually saw something in her and she decided to shut the baby up ( I don't know, just an assumption).

Ever since then, I have been scared of my girl and I really don't know what to do. Please, I need your candid advice. Please guys, how can i make the moderators move this post to front page.[/quote]
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Of 4 Months Just Broke Up With Me by usb2016(m): 2:49pm On Feb 11, 2021
Bros take solace in the knacking you knacked grin grin the period the relationship lasted cheesy cheesy. And before I forget, go and read your books kid. cool cool




Everrich96:
I'm insecure, lonely and depressed . I've had my hopes all raised . She was my best friend and only friend. I always thought for 2 and did for 2.
I did everything to make her stay, I was convinced she loved me to a fault. She would do anything for me.

But my insecurity was my biggest flaw. I didn't want to lose her Cuz I was scared and unknowingly pushing her away. In my previous thread, I stated that 'everyone I've loved ended up leaving eventually', and I almost never let anyone in, but In Her case, I did . I have always felt alone all my life till I met her.

All of a sudden she said she was busy with life , she was stressed and tired of my insecurity and she wanted to leave me in the relationship. This came after we had a slight misunderstanding and we didn't communicate for a week Cuz she wouldn't talk to me. It came as a shock. I'm broken and I'm still wondering where I went wrong. I need someone to talk to . I just wanna make money and work on myself. I'm about to round off school, in my final year... With all the pressure and depression I might misplace my priorities.


Someone help me. I need therapy. I want to move on but I dunno how to start.
BusinessRe: Autumn Spikes: Dangote ‘Insultingly’ Offered Me $15,000 ‘Hush Money’ by usb2016(m): 5:55pm On Jan 28, 2021
Wahala be like charlie charlie, e no dey leave until you say good bye charlie grin grin grin



dre11:
Ms Spikes says she was "pressured and influenced" to sign Mr Dangote’s first Non-Disclosure Agreement (NDA).




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/439105-how-dangote-insultingly-offered-me-15000-hush-money-ex-girlfriend.html
RomanceRe: The Deeper Life Lady I Want To Marry Doesn't Want To Know My Place by usb2016(m): 11:51am On Jan 28, 2021
Know your place, Ka ira ya otu Okwaya?? grin grin grin grin grin grin Maka onye arara opu na uzo grin grin grin ( Who them knack gives way)



chinedumc91:
My dear people in this great forum. I seriously need your advice.

I'm dating a deeper life lady, we have seen each other up to six times but four of our meetings were at eateries while the remaining two we met was her own house and I always go with gifts like shoes, sandals, slipper, clothes etc.

The issue now is that, I wanted her to at least know my place since we are both living in the same city. But she said no, that her parents wouldn't approve it even though, I told her to come along with her two sisters if possible. She insisted no is against her church.

In this last Xmas, she asked me to buy her Ankara materials, which I did but she was expecting me to either take her out and use the opportunity to bring the gifts I bought for her. But I used covid19 as an excuse. As I'm writing this now those gifts are still in my house.

Now, she urgently needs 50k to register her carry over courses and her parents said no money and she is crying everyday because Tuesday next week is the deadline.

She is begging me to either give her or borrow her the money. But I told her that there's limit of what I can do for her now since we have not yet married. In fact I told her it is against my church to be spending on her when we are yet to marry.

Note, we are getting married this year even though we have not started our church courtship.

What do you advice me to do.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Went Back To Her Ex, What Does It Mean? by usb2016(m): 3:27pm On Jan 26, 2021
Bro, She used you to correct her mistakes and you become victim of relationship circumstances grin grin grin. Remember prick wey sweet don sweet finish and she is related to that her first prick sorry I mean ex grin grin that is why they will always meet. We move bro. grin



Alexgman1:
You have being dating a girl for a year and all of a sudden she broke up with you and went back to her ex who she said she hated so much & would hurt him if she ever saw him again because he used her & took advantage of her. Do you think there is something am not doing right Or does her ex has something i dont have that she went back to him?
FamilyRe: Not All Parts Of Imo State Is Expensive To Marry From: Enough Is Enough by usb2016(m): 1:49pm On Jan 22, 2021
O boy! Don't go there oo! Fulani will flog your prick comot from your boxers grin grin grin before you marry one of their Amaria grin grin grin grin grin


DryMouth:
Enough is not enough anything...
I will not pay even 1naira for bride price except that girl is a virgin...
Imagine how guys fvck girls dis days and u expect me to still pay to marry her.
I won't try such. I rather go the fulani tribe and marry...
RomanceRe: How Much Should I Consider Safe To Have In My Bank Before Thinking On Wedding? by usb2016(m): 5:11pm On Nov 24, 2020
If you think baby Mama is the easiest route, ask David what he is paying as child's support grin. Oh! I remember Haunty Kemi gave the breakdown in the previous post here grin grin. My guy just kee amu gi eriri grin grin ( Just tie your John Thomas) before it puts you into financial recession grin grin grin like the one we now wittiness in Nigeria.

You better sereutu seseko!! If you know what I mean grin grin



You see what I’m saying, thanks I’m going back to my hustle. No more wedding for now baby mama can do[/quote]
CelebritiesRe: Emmanuella: My Mother Deserves An Estate, But I No Be Dangote by usb2016(m): 1:53pm On Nov 18, 2020
This is real example of small girl with BIG GOD wink. Not the other way round.

Congratulation The Empress herself! God bless you dear. We start and end with Family!
FamilyRe: Why Did He Do This? I Need To Understand Why Some Act This Way. Is It Right? by usb2016(m): 1:27pm On Nov 18, 2020
I know He must be a Typical Yoruba gold digger grin grin, that is how they behave looking for an independent lady to depend on cheesy grin. Please just block his ass and move on with your hustle. Ndi Ofe ose!!!




CalliDora1:
Long post. Please bear with me.

This trait seems to be common among some Nairaland men (with apologies to all the men here though) cos I never really experienced such attitude with men ive met offline. So don't know whether they have a nairaland men's association (not the red pillars or mgtow kinda thing though) where they agree to behave likesome. The way they reason sometimes just baffles me.

Ok. So, I met someone here as a friend and I wanted it to stay that way. Along the line, he wanted more than just friendship but I just kept dodging because I don't want any issues as he's a good friend (a born again) and I like our friendly chats and all that. So didn't want anything serious that could jeopardize that but he kept pressing on and stressing until I naturally began to feel relaxed (against my wish) you know how that constant checking on someone tends to make one want to compromise their Stance. So I sort of got trapped.

Now here's the issue. He would always want to know about my biz and job. If I went or not. So I decided to test him. He would always call and ask if I've eaten. So that day, I said no (was fasting) but didn't want to divulge it to him that I was fasting. He called later in the day and asked again, I said I've not eaten, he dropped. I now felt he prolly thought I wanted him to feed me huh??.. I observed he reduced his calls. Third day he called and asked again, I said no. And he said "na wa o" I was like why, he said I'm sorry I can't help. Huh?? I don't remember asking him so I decided to play along. He called in the evening, I still said I've not eaten ( cos I had not broken my fast then) and he said I'm sorry ( I was just laughing within). I asked him, for what? he said because he couldn't help. And since then he stopped calling only to chat after a week to ask if the biz I was pursuing was through. I ignored him and for two months no contact.

Just last night he chatted me up again asking if I've resumed work and I said yes. he then asked if he's free to call me bla bla. And since last night hes been trying to keep up chats but I'm kinda cold towards him and he asked why I'm so cold. Acting like nothing happened.

Now, this is what I feel. so if someone is truly dying of hunger (God forbid) you'll abandon the fellow? or that they can't date someone who's biz is shaky or has not resumed work due to a global crises that affected everyone? I'm not saying anybody should carry someone else's burden ( there was really no burden anywhere as God has been faithful.) but I don't understand what actually played out there and why he's all of a sudden interested again after learning I've resumed work. I don't just understand because I don't want to be rude. Was that a right thing?

I'm really confused here because.. I mean.. I never asked you to help me with anything but being there would have been enough. Calling and chatting would have helped me scale through the bordom I felt that period of compulsory break from work and biz but he went into Oblivion even when I never placed any demands on him.

I bow to men and the way they reason o.
Foreign AffairsRe: "We Are On Track To Win The US Election" - Biden Speaks (Video) by usb2016(m): 2:27pm On Nov 04, 2020
Oga Joe please do not rejoice yet, as Kastina, Kano and Sokoto grin votes are still on the way grin :

grin ;DMazi Chukwuebuka Donald Trump will not take this grin


"We’re still in the game"- Biden

The Democratic party presidential candidate calls on his supporters to be patient as results are being counted


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfA1sggFE3Q

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CHKPiVGhpFi/?igshid=1wyxlog1drywf[/quote]
FashionRe: Different Types Of Barbers You Will See In Nigeria - Memes Collection by usb2016(m): 9:56am On Jul 22, 2020
The one that will barb you irrigation grin when you tell him to barb fine hair.




viviangist:
Checkout the Different Types Of Barbers You Will See In Nigeria.
EventsRe: COVID-19: To Couples Preparing To Get Married In March And April 2020 by usb2016(m): 4:27pm On Mar 25, 2020
And get their children through e-bay abi? grin

They should arrange online wedding biko

Everyone will be on their house and view them online even the pastor or Rev father will jion them together from his or her home , No item 7, No gifts , No spreading of money or giving of envelopes grin[/quote]
RomanceRe: She's Making Life Difficult For Me! by usb2016(m): 4:11pm On Mar 17, 2020
Oga if na you write bible, na wheelbarrow them go dey take carry am go church! grin Ontop another person useless girlfriend na em you dey write epistle like this? embarassed embarassed I carry left yanshi up for you cheesy cheesy

Choose. Your girlfriend has reason to feel the way she does and you know it.

Maybe.

2 out of 2 times I have ever been jealous of an ex boyfriend's friend (not with every ex boyfriend was this an issue) it was found out later that the female friend was indeed crushing on my boyfriend. Women unlike men tend to “read” people well, especially other women. When in love a woman's intuition especially tends to intensify. Then again so does her jealousy so this can be a tricky situation that requires some reflection and honesty with yourself and openness with your girlfriend.

Some of what made me feel jealous in these times was intuition, but some things I just simply understand by being a female myself and having many female friends. I knew certain subtle things females do when they like a guy and saw it. Even personally I crushed on guy friends before and some never suspected it. So it's definitely possible your girlfriend sees something you don't.

Anyways, aside from intuition and certain gestures i saw, I noticed that these 2 boyfriends would run to the female friend with all the problems we had as though she was his “refuge”. This is growing intimacy with your friend instead of your girlfriend and a BIG NO-NO. It would have been better that they went to an older and wiser man for counsel than to her.

Although you may go to your female friend for advice with other problems you should never ever come to her with relationship problems. Friends of the opposite shouldn't know all the intimate details of your relationship. As soon as you have a girlfriend this is the most immediate way in which your friendship to your friend should change. By you coming to her you are now showing her what sort of romantic partner you are and how “romantically compatible” you now are with her.

Women are weird. As soon as you deeply open up about these conditions of your heart, etc, we cant help but to at least wonder if we are romantically compatible especially since we come out the womb being relationship/love oriented. Unless you want your female friend trying to now question secretively if you and her are compatible its best you leave her in the dark about this “intimate” side of you or only expose this side of you when you are single. Also don't break up with your girlfriend and the next day run to your female about the issues. Especially in young love people break up then 2 months later are back together.

Overall allowing a female friend to see these aspects of you should be when you are single (via the title of being single and via emotionally being untied to anyone). Then and only then you should share your romantic/relationship characteristics with your opposite sexed friend and even then just know you are opening the strong possibility that this friend will now start qualifying and disqualifying you as a romantic partner.

If you want female advice then ask older women but maybe not your mom or those who would have too much bias and too easily take your side. Maybe Nairaland could be good however take every answer with a grain of salt including my own. Honestly relationships and determining what is acceptable and not acceptable is personal and takes personal reflection. You can't just take advice for everything.

I especially think in todays world with so many boys raised without fathers its not good to get all your relationship do's and don't from females. You shouldn't think like a female when dating a female. You should think like a man. For the most part men have to be more patient and giving in certain areas of relationships and women should be more patient in othe areas. Learning intimate relationships is not like learning to be politically correct or learning what's publicly proper. Although I do recommend reading relationship books from people who share your same vision of intimate relationships dating someone is the foundation in an intimate world you are creating and everyone is different in what they can accept or what they prefer. People's preferences in love ranges from the most traditional to the grotesque…

Meditate on what you want. Overall if this is a woman who fits every aspect of your vision of an intimate relationship than her opinion does matter. At the end of a day you and HER will be the main creators of a world between your walls and conforming to her in all aspects that's reasonably possible and vice versa is key in making a lasting relationship (keyword:reasonable).

Overall there are many questions you have to ask before you seek to end your friendship. In my own situation both of these boyfriends much later “confessed” that they deeply knew the female friend liked them since I first mentioned my jealousy but they thought it wasn't a big deal unless they fed into it. Personally I felt these were feeding into it (again men don't tend to know the world of female emotion as well). Can you honestly and I mean SINCERELY look at all the encounters with your female friend say that beyond a shadow of a doubt this friend has absolutely, and I mean absolutely has no crush on you? Honestly not even her having a boyfriend matters. Having a boyfriend doesn't stop one from having basic human desires towards another. In divorce courts we see this clearly, so of course in simply dating we can't deny this simple fact of life.

Anywho, despite my own experiences, at the end of the day I would not say it's the best solution to always cut off the female friend just because your girlfriend is jealous especially without considering these things I mentioned.

Many times we date just to date and practice a long term commitment.

Look at everything mentioned here, reflect, keep intimate problems away from opposite sexed friend, and determine your motivation in dating the woman you're with. Is she practice or is she the one?
Is she seeing something you don't or is it jealous?
Is it every female friend and interaction that makes her jealous or is it just this one friend?
Is not conforming to her in this way worth risking a lifetime of not having her by your side?
Many questions to ask before you take any action.[/quote]
PoliticsRe: How Buhari Govt Planned To Transfer $110M Abacha Loot To Bagudu - Premium Times by usb2016(m): 1:37pm On Feb 25, 2020
When you loot recovered looted monies from past administration. It is called ALUTA CONTINUA grin Buhari government busy doing ALUTA CONTINUA. I pity this country..


https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/378874-how-buhari-administration-planned-to-transfer-110-million-abacha-loot-to-bagudu.html[/quote]
HealthRe: Man Vomits Stray Bullet Lodged In His Skull For Months by usb2016(m): 8:14am On Feb 07, 2020
Miracles are deliberate act of God provoked by desperate faith of man. He got his miracle at the same spot where he became a victim. Hallelujah! grin







akelicious:
A Facebook user identified as bosindelive, shares the story of a man who has had a bullet lodged in his head for months without medical success but later vomited it.

HE WROTE:



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3028771217135438&id=510061089006476
RomanceRe: I'm Still Communicating With My Married EX by usb2016(m): 3:49pm On Jan 24, 2020
Don't mind the stupid boy until Amadioha chop off grin his joystick that's when he will know what he is about to put himself into. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Sowore Accuses DSS Of Trying To Assassinate Him by usb2016(m): 2:43pm On Dec 06, 2019
The Tyranny of a Tyrant is determine by the patience of the oppressed. This present Administration should remember that "Hang Men"also dies.. grin
FoodRe: Lady Saw Wall Gecko In Her Zobo Drink After Drinking (Photos) by usb2016(m): 2:05pm On Nov 05, 2019
grin grin Like say she didn't know what she was drinking?? It was a concoction prepared for her by Herbal doctor to stop her from bed-wetting grin
RomanceRe: Lady Weds Physically Challenged Man In A Wheelchair In Abia. Photos by usb2016(m): 7:52pm On Apr 28, 2019
winkAbiriba kala okpo kala onwu
RomanceRe: We Recovered The Male Victim On Top Of Female Colleague - FUTO Hostel Mates by usb2016(m): 4:49pm On Apr 06, 2019
madgoat:
We always advise not to use soap, it's dangerous to health. Use Vaseline, its more slippery and if you die in the act, there wont be any tell tale signs wink
Your stupidity is like Zee world grin
madgoat:
We always advise not to use soap, it's dangerous to health. Use Vaseline, its more slippery and if you die in the act, there wont be any tell tale signs wink
Your stupidity is like Zee world

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