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SultanOfPuna:
This girl never mention that she is seeing anyone and she told me marriage was the least of her concern as she wanted to first get masters.

I just feel like she was winning me all these while

When a young man kept loitering around a beautiful girl without telling her what is in your mind, will end up fetching firewood for her wedding

Till a glutton eats chameleon , he will never ever crave for meat again in his life! Just continue




The stress of being a corp member in nigeria for a day is like writing your name backward with ur tooes🤪🤪.

As the audio 77k they paid us finished, I just said let me go behind our Lodge where our farm is (students do farm for corpers in my ppa) to pluge spinach and pumpkin leaves. I saw this reptile (Guza in hausa) having a field day on our groundnuts 🤪🤪. I quietly went and obtained weapon and the idiot was still there. I laced the plank on my hand on his head several times and when I was sure it had died I called my room mate to slit the throat. He carried it while I followed behind incase 🤪🤪.

Sunday meat don set. Tell us what u call it in ur native tongue[/quote]

Any man that can not take responsibility should never have erection! . After your fury, you will definitely go back and do the right thing bro






Good evening Nairalanders, few months ago I posted here regarding how my wife forced me into marriage that I wasn't in anyway ready for because she got pregnant. I posted about the regret I'm still battling until date, because the love isn't there from my own end and I'm also not in anyway attracted to her physically. I have told her severally that I want to option out of the marriage and not doing again but until date she has refused to let me go.

Back to the main point, my wife lost her dad this morning. Her deceased dad has two wife's and several concubines that gave birth to lots of children, my wife doesn't know some of her half brothers and sisters.

So I went to their family house this morning to console them. The eldest son of the family (her half brother) told me and another in law that we'd be the one to pay for mortuary expenses and casket, and when the burial is getting closer they'd give us a list of things to buy and we'd both bring one goats each.

To be brutally honest I wasn't mad because of this latest expense, I got furious immediately and right on the spot because of the pressure my wife pressured me into getting married to her, by now I'd have been totally free of these unnecessary expenses. More than 19 of her sisters, both biological and half sisters that has given birth, no single expense was listed for their man that they got pregnant for and has a child for. But I and the other in law that paid dowry are the one going through these unnecessary expenses.

So immediately he told me about everything, I charged at my wife right on the spot, right in front of her mom, her brothers, her sisters and some of her friends that came for condolence visit. I got so furious and started shouting at the top of my voice, I reminded her how she forced me into marriage that I'm not in anyway prepared and ready for, both physically, psychologically, emotionally, financially. (I have been reminding her regarding this almost on a daily basis and whenever we are quarreling.

I reminded her how she threatened me with suicide and our of fear of the unknown I wasted almost 4m in getting married to her. I told her that I'd have been free of these expenses if not for her pressure.

Immediately she burst into tears, and started crying endlessly.

Her mom and sisters started yelling at me and I yelled back at all of them. They told me I met her a Virgin and now she's no longer good for me (truly, the whole family thought that I was the one that took her virginity) My wife and I agreed to keep it a secret, but the constant remainder from her mom and sisters made me let the cat out of the bag, I told them that I didn't met her a Virgin that she has already started having sex when I met her, they didn't believe me but with my tone, I know they'd.

I also made mentioned that I'm not buying any goat or paying for mortuary or taking any list from them. That it's their dad and they should take care of every responsibilities, after all he has uncountable children, why putting some of the expense on me? I walked away, and switched off my phone until now that I'm just putting it on.

I know that I acted wrongly and allowed my anger to get the best part of me. But I was furious because no single bill went to her sister's baby father's, absolutely nothing was listed for them. I got furious because these expenses won't be on me right now if not for her pressuring me into marriage that I want ready for. I was furious because I and the other in law that they billed became the scape goat by doing the right thing by getting married and not leaving theirs daughter In ruins, where as those that got their daughter pregnant without getting married to them were totally free from these unnecessary bills. I'm in so much pains and regret right now.[/quote]

It seems all Nigerian Chickens now lay eggs through Cesarean Section (CS), that's why the price keep going upward .

Good Afternoon good people of Nairaland.

Please I received an invite email from Dragnet Solutions Limited in respect of World Bank Group Admin Officer assessment slated for20/01/2024. I applied last year November, and I would appreciate if anyone could assist me with what to expect from Dragnet/world bank Assessment to enable me prepare.



God bless you.

Tinubu is an INEC certified Bandit in Aso Rock! Only a Bandit like Reno will support such character!

Piggyyeaster2:
@renoomokri

That was how Daa Agnes turned to Evening Paper (EP) , now she is 48 years old, single and still searching . Don't worry, see you, see Sister Mono , it will soon hit you like arthritis then you will commence Wednesday Services without delay .




There was a time I dated a baker for two weeks. I knew the relationship ll die prematurely from day 1 cos the first outing he took me to was a sub per restaurant which has dirty environment. As in someone that bake should v basic knowledge about food and have class. So what does he take me for? Na test?

I had to take only water after much pestering cos I no fit chop anything there else na diarrhoea!

Within 3 days, I noticed the guy was just too clumsy. I think he blv he's showing me love by showing up most times but he became too bossy with his questions. Always asking if I v eaten, slept as if I m barbie. What broke the camel's back was when I visited his place and saw that he's not neat. His house has litters of baking ingredients, unwashed pan, bowls etc. He's also someone that press tooth paste like an illiterate, pressing it from the middle as seen in the picture below.

I just can't see myself getting further with a man like that so after two weeks, I just avoided him and summed up courage to tell him he's not my type.[/quote]

Chai!!! cost of living is really killing the living in this country now! My happiness is that we all in it together, you see this Agbado and Cassava ehh? We go chop am anyhow together . Shey hunger know who be Yoruba , Hausa or Igbo? We go hear am wella.


https://dailytrust.com/fuel-617-litre-residents-desert-roads-in-states/

Nlfpmod[/quote]

The day he will eventually cum , He will cum a-thon!

Congratulation!


A final year student has claimed to be the first male virgin to graduate from the Taraba State University.

He made the claim in a Facebook post on Thursday, July 6, 2023, after writing his final exams.

"The First Male Virgin Graduate in the History of Taraba State University. I come, I saw and I finish Intact. Na God Do wam. Congratulations to my humble self," he wrote.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/7/im-the-first-male-virgin-graduate-in-the-history-of-taraba-state-university-student-claims-after-final-exams.html[/quote]

By the time Ekweremadu comes out from UK prison, the Naira notes he stockpile in his underground volts would have turned to Biafran money and valueless which he can not be able to spend again. Chai!

ExAngel007:
https://dailypost.ng/2022/11/04/fg-takes-40-ekweremadus-properties-secures-interim-forfeiture-order/

Please don't mind those nurse Eliza! Go and buy Tribotan for babies and apply on the rashes after bath and thank me later


Good day great people of nairaland.

firstly, i want to thank everybody that contributed to finding solution that would cure my baby juandice.

someone here said i wouldn't get help here, you lied as my baby eye is now pure white insted of the formal yellow eye, and the body is now perfectly ok.

i tried the unripe pawpaw as stated by some nairalanders, and its working like mad in just three days of using it.. Thank you nairalanders, this is the reason i love this great forum.

my baby is having skin rashes, i mean sturbon rashes that refuse to go away even though i'm giving him the drugs my doctor provided.

so i took him to hospital today because of the rashes and a nurse said i should use visital plus as his body cream.

i once use it on my face, and the cream over lightened my face then..

nairalanders, is it ok for a baby of 3 weeks old to use as body cream, is it safe at all, afterall i'm not a nurse.

what should i use to treat the rashes?[/quote]

Oga what you don't know shouldn't be tagged fake news, rather just sidon dey look.

I actually saw Peter Obi at about 9:20 am today at Port Harcourt Airpot Omagwa, flight landed from Lagos.

It is very possible he had close door meeting with Wike



Fake news

Impossible


Fake news


Take this topic and post to trash bin..[/quote]

Oga no go do pass yourself oo . You can never win a trophy for satisfying your girlfriend who isn't your wife. My advise, kindly devote your energy in meaningful hustle and reserve your energy that you will use for proper reproduction when you eventually settles down, before you ejaculate your brain in the name of 2/3 times a week

Videour:
Actually she's a good girl in all aspects. We have been dating for 3year now, she's all I want in a woman, her smile gives me joy every time with dimples.

I am 35 years she should be going to 25 this year. A career lady that has this hustle spirit in her but my problem is that she's obsessed with sex.

Imagine a man at my age having 2 to three times a week, which I know if I don't put in work she's definitely going to get it else where.

Psychologically, it's affecting me.
Please what is the best way to handle this?
My Nairaland family.

When their mate Gorge Wale retired footballer now president of Liberia is making good policies to the betterment of his people, Taribo and co is having hub-nob with thieving old retarded politician who has done nothing to improve the lots of Nigerians since Taribo and co forefathers

Big Shame on these ex footballers, indeed Nigerians liberation will definitely take divine intervention

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Tinubu-@70-visit-Sowore-others-berate-ex-Eagles-stars

Bluda Omenma emego gi nma

UGLYSALT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkWHS8D1JxI

Shared By Angry Customer Online with Caption ....




Source: https://www.facebook.com/100002139791935/videos/pcb.5137618532986089/497609912023820

Congrats bro! But just wait for 6months, the camera will turn to sawdust . And the phone will be charging itself even when it is not plugged!





Hi Nairalanders, I just got myself a brand new Infinix Hot 11S after so much contemplation on which Infinix product to buy.

I hope I made the right choice guys [/quote]

@OP the problem is from the weather , in the voice of NTA video coverage personnel . N T A! you can't beat the reach sorry rich!

FamilyAdviser:
Despite millions of naira been pumped into Nigeria television authority (NTA) they seems to be lacking behind in this digital milenium

This is the picture taken from the ongoing Opening ceremony of 2022 progressive women conference in Abuja.

Compare the two pictures and judge from yourself

Ini it's not going to be easy to tell a child when he/she grows up that "your daddy was a test tube" Dah! It's not going to be easy at all Ini!!




Actress Ini Edo has replied to critics who criticised her for having a child through a surrogate mother, questioning the paternity of the child.

Reacting in a now-deleted Instagram story on Tuesday, the actress stated that the sperm donor is not a random person, urging that she and her daughter be left alone.



Igbere TV reports that Ini revealed she had a baby girl through a surrogate mother during an interview with blogger Stella Dimoko Korkus.



The World Apart star also said that she opted for a donor for her and her baby’s peace of mind.[/quote]

He should stop visiting or hanging out as you don't keep goat and yam together and secondly vulture has no business with a barber . To be forewarned is to be forearmed maka ibi size 36


Hi everyone.

Let me jump on it. I have this guy who has been friends with a lady for couple of years. Maybe about 8years or thereabout. They v been hanging often she is always at his and sometimes he is with her at her family house.

She recently got married to a white guy who isn't based in Nigeria but rented her an apartment and a lot more. Her husband is aware of the guy so he has no doubt about them.

Now the problem is since her new apartment, the male friend visits her often like oldies and u know still hang around even spends the night there and all. According to him, no sex, she stays in her room and he stays in another. But he recently started complaining that hsi friends feels he should stop visiting her. Not for any concrete reason though than she is married.

Note. The husband doesn't leave in the house.[/quote]

Lalasticlala and Nairaland helping poor masses since 1847





So I went to the bank (First bank in PH) to engage in foreign exchange transactions on Monday 26th September, 2021 but on getting home, I discovered that one of the bills they gave me was an old one of 2004 which I didn't check at the bank as i was in a hurry, I only discovered when I got home.

I became worried when i discovered it because one BDC guy told me months ago that they don't collect any bill that is older than 2009. I made up my mind to try to pay it into my domiciliary account (UBA) instead, but I still had fears that they may reject it. I was restless that afternoon until I came to nairaland and saw a thread about one nairalander who had same issue and sorted it out due to a CBN memo released concerning that issue. The news gave me confidence and I just jejely donwloaded the memo asap just in case.

So today I finally went to pay in the money to my account and confidently sent them the memo as they were saying they wouldn't collect it at first. They actually did after much noise but i didn't care lol.

Special thanks to the person who made that thread, you just made my day more beautiful.

Special thanks to nairaland for creating this platform that has helped me with the right info in more ways than one, especially in the right moments.

Please mods push this to front page to help others out on this issue.

Here is the link to the thread https://www.nairaland.com/6774038/rejection-old-dollar-notes-experience[/quote]

Men! my Monthly take home can only take me to the bus stop since inception of this Evil Administration


Dear salary earners like me, how do you manage your salary with the current economic situation and high cost of commodities (more than 50% and above), how do you cope.[/quote]

Bro what about you first start to get rid of your unwashed mind set concerning marriage and begin to see it as a blessings that comes with divinity seal and spiritual mandate, that way you will not have any phobia whatsoever .



]Hi folks, I'm Sure we're doing good in our respective places.?
Quick one pls, I really need the help or rather a piece of advice from whosoever has been in this shoe before...; Because it's really affecting my marital life negatively and that's why I'm here if I could get a cool counsel on this platform bikoo; as we all know that a problem shared is half solved... The question is "How May/Can I get rid of Marriage Phobia...?

I'm above 30 and I'm really scared of MARRIAGE... A candid advice from you guys will go along way... Hence, if you have had the experience before, kindly share with me how you go about it and overcame it....


Thanks#[/quote]

Mr.Bright attends a church named after the World Bank, and then turn around to tell the world that his wife has been snatched or is it confiscated self by the Bank Manager a.ka Pastor Adeeyo.

I asked what else do people do in a Bank if not to deposit their valuables? Bright and Tina should let us rest abeg...

When we advise people to stop going to these native doctors that have converted their shrines to churchhall, people will not listen

dre11:
Curled from this thread....
https://www.nairaland.com/6695502/mother-tina-adeeyo-left-husband

The wife has responded to the allegation


http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/11/why-i-left-my-husband-11-years-married-pastor-adeeyo-%E2%80%93-nigerian-woman

We rise by lifting others That is the real slogan of a helper!



This issue is of different categorie
1 AJUNMOBI O KAN TAANU.. It's a Yoruba proverb , for someone to be your close relative doesn't guarantee that he or she will help you, some prefer to face their immediate family I mean kids and wife only.

2 PAST FAMILY HISTORY.. many rich family member didn't get help too when they are struggling. So you expect them to be of help too when they eventually arrive.

3 FAMILY ISSUE.. Take for instant you get a loan for a family member and he or she refuse to pay even when they can. If you persuade them too much they will say are we not family member.

4 MOST WICKED ENEMY SOMETIMES COME FROM THE FAMILY.. I mean spiritually. As a Nigerian you should understand this better.E.G. how can only you build 3 houses when we have none WAHALA. At your age I was still in form 4 and you say you need money for school fee in a university abeg wait till next year.e.t.c

5 ONE RICH MAN IN A POOR FAMILY.. when you have only just one rich man or just a few of them in a family what do you expect. how many do you think they can help .. when the pressure is too much they will distance themselves from family..

NOTE: it's only those sent by God that can help.. And if you receive help from a family member please don't misuse the opportunity it may hinder help of another family member.. If you didn't receive help from any family member now please don't have the wicked mindset that you too will not help .[/quote]

Like MBA FOREX for example?


Sorry boss. No be all investments dey succeed.

Move on and forget the past. [/quote]

Grey Hair is not a grey brain . That is why I do not envy anybody little above 40 with grey hair as it could be either as a result of suffering, natural inheritance or total foolishness as depicted by the clown via his post on social media



This man has a word of advice for wives who go about fighting side-chicks.




A king I stan.

What do you think?[/quote]

In Banking Sector, any level from Senior Manager's level is subject to CBN approval. Just have that understanding.. Thanks

Is it CBN that's going to dictate who becomes the next first bank MD/CEO?

Ayam not understanding[/quote]

Cold feet? No be Juju be that? Anyways to get Health Insurance Certificate, kindly contact any reputable insurance company to prepare same for you at a cost not higher than 30k to 50K Max. I remembered IGI Insurance did my in 2013 for about 15k then for Sweden.




I just got my Visa to go to Germany. I am having cold feet making this journey. I have already told my boss I am leaving my current position.

I am yet to tell HR because of this cold feet. I have been in Qatar for 2years now and I think its best I move since I cannot marry and bring wify here.

The German company is paying for my flight and accommodation for 2 weeks but I am still having cold feet. The process is cumbersome.. I just realised I need health insurance to make this move. Where can i get such in Nigeria.[/quote]

Before you choose bro, kindly ascertain what is in the warehouse you would be assisting maka adighi amama





Please help me make a Choice on this....

I am finding it difficult to make selection from this two option which happen to come immediately after some years of Job hunting, Just got two Offer from two different Consulting Firm(Contract)
Firstly is a Deposit Money Bank as an Teller,
Second is in a FMCG Company as an Warehouse Assistant. (night and Shifting work attach).

Both are Contract Job and also Same Salary Structure... Same State.... Considering my age early 30's which will be best option for career growth..
Thanks Candid Advice need urgently... Yet to do medical.[/quote]

Oga You better stay put on your bank job ! . Kindly read below a brother story narrated to me yesterday and advise yourself about the decision you about to make...

Today is exactly 10years I resigned from my lucrative job that was paying me as much as N200k monthly as of then and ran to Lagos because of an advert I saw on Guardian Newspaper..
"An international/multinational company in Lagos is looking for suitably qualified science and arts graduates to market it's Great brands in Nigeria.. Salary is a minimum of N400k and a vehicle will be provided.. bla bla bla"
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I applied through their email as provided..
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Before 2 hours.. I was replied.. You have qualified for the interview and final stage and was given one month to resign and come for the final stage of the interview..
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That time.. I had this lady Boss in my office that never liked me.. I came next morning and arrogantly told her, "Folake, I am Done with this your MENIAL job.. you can now have my position for all I care"..
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I resigned.. Next morning, entered Ekenedirichukwu first bus to Lagos!
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People of Gawd.. I am still shaking my head as I write this..
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I reached Lagos safely..
Next morning I was at the address.. A "container" shop with a small room they called a warehouse attached, somewhere around Okokomaiko..
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9:30am.. one haggard and hungry looking man in a lemon Green unbalanced coat popped out.. the idiot said he got A Great news for us.. He announced to us that all of us who have managed to come for this interview have automatically qualified.. I looked round. Over 2000 people qualified to work where?? In this caravan abi naa container!!
No interview.. no write this or that.. The Spirit to cry befell my Heart.. wahala be like okro soup.. e de draw!
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The man said we should all clap for ourselves and sit down for lectures.. hmmmm.. people actually clapped.. Lagos children!.. Nothing scares them again.. people that clapped for Buhari and Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu.. what can't they clap for..
Ndi ara juru naa Lagos..
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My left mind smiled and sarcastically clapped too for my right mind like, "well done.. next Time always look before you leap"..
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These guys started telling us of how we can get a basket and load it with their range of products.. Then a bus will be provided.. azzin that's the vehicle to be given as stated in the advert.. A Mega phone attached to the bus to tell the people about the range of products. While we run around and meet prospective customers.. any of the soap, cream or "ogwu anwu nta" you sell.. you get N5!..
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The man sounded soooooo happy announcing to us that we are rewarded instantly.. and the Great reward is N5 that I nearly fainted..
Fada Lawd.. why do bad thing always happen to Good people?
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Aaaahh.. ahhh..
Am I dreaming?? From salary of 200k a month.. I am coming to look for N5.. am I dreaming or what??... Kedu udiri akuko di ihe a
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The man continued.. as if he was in my mind.. you can sell 400 products a day and that's you making 200k a day.. That's 400k in two days.. so when we said salary of 400k a month.. it's an understatement.. you can see that you are worth N5m in 25 working days..
They clapped again.. even gave him standing ovation..
Ndi ara juru naa Lagos, I swear..
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God imagine your Child.. running on foot selling these unknown creams and rubbish and making 200k a day.. I go don run enter Boko haram camp without knowing.. person fit follow the bus run.. run.. run.. soteeeeeh you run mad and you don't have any idea that you have run out of your senses!!
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That was when tears rolled down my left eye.. I caught it with my kerchief.. my stomach just did kpurururrurru!!.. e be like shit de catch me.. my legs have not started running.. I am already having running stomach!
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In about a minute.. I just saw myself sobbing.. my heart was just too heavy.. I needed to cry small for my Destiny.. ihe nke a, wu niini sef??..
my nose was running too like a covid patient..
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It was then it dawned on me to ask those around me their qualifications.. maybe I am at the wrong place.. maybe I read the wrong advert.. this must be for WAEC holders and bandits or miscreants!!!...
I asked the few around me.. This one said he has a HND in applied physics, the other OND in something laidat.. surprisingly, one said BSc Microbiology..
Epilepsy nearly do me, when the one by my side whispered to me that he has MBA marketing.. and he was listening to the junky man with rapt attention.. azzin he doesn't wanna loose this job!!
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Imagine the kind of graduate jobs in Nigeria.. tufiakwa!!!
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I just knelt down, took my phone and called Foluke.. "Biko..ejooor.. mbok.. I am sorry, that my position I said you should have, just keep am for me.. I am entering night bus now.. if you have another person there.. me and am go de share the salary like PDP vs APC sharing our loot and Natural resources..!!"
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This was how a tusatusa company, carry sweet advert drag me come Lagos to add me to the list of ndi Ara juru naa Lagos!!!.. but I ran away !



I have been working for a tier 1 Bank in Nigeria for some time and so far it has been quite good. I work with great people and the pay is reasonable. Recently, I got an offer to work in a multinational telecoms company. While this seems like a good offer, I am worried about working for Chinese/Indian companies because of the negative report about them generally. Your considered opinions and/or experiences would be appreciated.

Many thanks...[/quote]