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PoliticsRe: Breaking News- Kaduna State. Secretary Kidnapped! by Utaroz(m): 10:38pm On Sep 22, 2009
The guys sure got some pluck! An SSG. undecided
PoliticsRe: Aondoakaa Chased From Hotel Room by Utaroz(m): 11:32am On Sep 19, 2009
Hilariously Serious, grin cheesy grin we'll get there  wink
PoliticsRe: Is Baba Adeboye Too Quiet On Political Issues? by Utaroz(m): 2:40pm On Sep 17, 2009
And the pharisees and Scribes went up to Him, meaning to test Him, and asked: "Is it right to pay taxes to Ceaser??"  cheesy Dear Poster, I dont know exactly what you expect the Pastor to say, but I daresay it is wise, if you are very influential, not to be vocally reactive, especially with issues bordering on litigations. I am sure if he had spoken out, it will be his statement that will be undergoing a random critique here.

"Render to Ceasar what is Ceasars" I'm sure you can add value with the contributions of various stakeholders on national issues while Pastor Adeboye concentrates on his spiritual assignments.

Except if you are suggesting he must answer for the issues affecting any member of RCCG!
CareerRe: NairaLanders Who Was/Is Your Worst Boss Ever??? by Utaroz(m): 2:20pm On Sep 17, 2009
She was a woman. I came off her clutches with a stomach ulcer and a good example of the type of boss I'll never become!  angry
PoliticsRe: Turai Yar'adua Arrives Vienna For Atomic Energy Conference by Utaroz(m): 1:45pm On Sep 17, 2009
Turai for Atomic Energy Conference? undecided
PoliticsRe: Akingbola Reports Self To Uk Police by Utaroz(m): 3:49pm On Sep 14, 2009
Forgive me if i missed something here, I didnt read the entire post but, Was he ever "wanted" by the UK police huh wink
PoliticsRe: Improving Road Networks In Nigeria by Utaroz(m): 3:37pm On Sep 14, 2009
Great idea. The potentials of this nation will birth a stunning future. I only wish it can happen in our time! I believe brilliant ideas like this must be at the disposal of the government. We do not lack ideas. It is the political will and a patriotic disposition to drive it that we sadly lack, undecided undecided sad sad
CareerRe: Wema Banks Sack 500 Workers by Utaroz(m): 2:47pm On Sep 08, 2009
I wonder at the total staff strenght of Wema Bank, if 500 can be dropped in one swoop! huh huh If the number is correct, how will this impact on service delivery? The most worrisome concern is whether there is a buffer for the affected "victims" in terms of meaningful severance packages, undecided undecided sad huh
FamilyRe: Can You Disclose Your Salary To Your Spouse? by Utaroz(m): 12:45pm On Sep 08, 2009
The answer to this depends on the type of spouse one has. Some are good fund managers while some are spend thrifts. A spouse whose motto is that "money is made to be spent" may not be the best confidant on such issues. However, a prudent spouse is the best confidant on your income and investment dynamics.
CelebritiesRe: Adaeze Igwe And Joseph Yobo Confirm Romance. by Utaroz(m): 2:29pm On Sep 07, 2009
, wishing the couple the best in life smiley
CelebritiesRe: Timaya Manhandled, Handcuffed And Detained by Utaroz(m): 3:11pm On Sep 03, 2009
cheesy JEHOVAH SHARP SHARP!! huh undecided undecided huh
CelebritiesRe: Celine Dion Is Pregnant by Utaroz(m): 9:31am On Aug 31, 2009
Wahala don burst, cheesy Woman don carry i'm belle, my fellow country people dey here dey fight on top! undecided
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Feeds Daniel In A ''Ritualistic'' Manner by Utaroz(m): 9:24am On Aug 31, 2009
I sympathize with those who wish the picture was a creative work of art. Much as i also wish it was fake (due to the emotional disturbance it stirs), it was actually a depiction of a true incident. Many Nigerians were concerned and some furore were raised in the media on OBJ's inappropriate conduct of feeding OGD at a public event.

Whether the old fox had a fetish intention for the act is a matter of conjecture. The fact was that he fed Daniel.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Feeds Daniel In A ''Ritualistic'' Manner by Utaroz(m): 2:11pm On Aug 29, 2009
The old fox doing his clown thing,  cheesy
Reminds one of the ancient predators of the wild. Draws you close and lowers your guard with all manner of antics,
and then delivers the death blow with terrible and awesome accuracy,  cheesy

Ask Audu Ogbe, Barnabas Gemade & others,
It usually starts with a heavy meal of pounded yam and bitterleaf soup.

But i trust Daniel. The man "hol i'm side"  grin

I'm sure he must be reciting some incantations in his mind,  grin grin cheesy cheesy
To counter whatever ill the old fox may be (literally) feeding him.
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin
PoliticsRe: "The N13 Billion Nanny Loan" Oceanic Bank To Cecilia Ibru's Ex-Nanny by Utaroz(m): 5:49pm On Aug 27, 2009
Beaf:
Really? huh huh huh

I have taken several loans over the years without collateral in the West.
I doubt if the loan was up to $1 million, and if the current status is non-performing. wink
PoliticsRe: CIBN Removes Erastus Akingbola by Utaroz(m): 5:27pm On Aug 27, 2009
[center]For what it's worth, bank CEO's in the country will start to run the banks with a semblance of professionalism. It is sad that while hardworking and honest entrepreneurs find it difficult to get a credit line, young graduates are forced to take desperate measures to meet impossible targets, unscruplus charges are being deducted from customers deposits, all in a bid to line the pockets of the czars of the finance industry, and the pockets of their cronies, thereby continually mopping up funds from the poor, and giving to the rich! [/center]  cry sad cry
FoodRe: What Can You Eat With N100? by Utaroz(m): 9:45pm On Aug 26, 2009
MrCrackles:
Salad, Grilled Tilapia Fish and Coconut Rice. . .
20Naira change. .
Want to know where?
Hit me up! grin
Who dash monkey guavahuh grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Cecilia Ibru Currently Being Interrogated By Efcc - Breaking News by Utaroz(m): 8:13pm On Aug 26, 2009
She did well to diffuse the tension by going to the EFCC. Chief Akingbola should come back and tidy things up as well. sad sad
PoliticsRe: They Want To Kidnap Me - Benue State Governor Cries Out by Utaroz(m): 1:27pm On Aug 26, 2009
“The good thing about death is if they get at you, you will not be alive to know "



undecided This chap is supposed to be the Chief Security Officer for the State, right? huh embarassed cry
TV/MoviesRe: Depiction Of Nigerians In "District 9" by Utaroz(m): 1:21pm On Aug 26, 2009
Much ado about a movie, grin grin grin
EducationRe: Letters To The FG & ASUU by Utaroz(m): 1:16pm On Aug 26, 2009
The sad testimony of this nation is: If ASUU were to be a militant group with guns, blowing away infrastructures, the FG would have been more responsive. It is becoming very obvious that our governments are not particularly keen on constructive dialogue. cry undecided
PoliticsRe: Court Orders Efcc To Release Adigwe, Nwosu by Utaroz(m): 12:58pm On Aug 26, 2009
There are so many clauses in our constitution to give lee-ways to almost any manner of illegalities. This accounts for the snail pace of legal proceedings and sometimes, the miscarriage of the justice system. It is not enough for Farida to ask judges not to grant injuctions. They are compelled to do that whenever it is within the provision of law.

The solution is a constitutional review which will shut off these lee-ways, without prejudice to basic rights of an individual.
PoliticsRe: Notable Transporter, G.U. Okeke Kidnapped! by Utaroz(m): 6:15pm On Aug 25, 2009
Hmmmm, At age 70, the old geezer held off the rampaging gun totting youths for over 15 minutes? Was able to down a few in the ensuing scuffle? Well, seems to me this character could be a useful consultant for training the Nigeria Police! The cops we have now scamper at the sound of gunfire. They are in serious need of Chief Okeke's pep talk, grin grin
RomanceRe: Can You Date A 16 Year Old Girl? by Utaroz(m): 5:06pm On Aug 24, 2009
patwhizkid:
Am doing great. . .and yes, datz me in dat pix!
grin grin grin grin

Tee hee hee - she actually appear like the 16yr old in question, ! Nice pix though.
PoliticsRe: IBB Calls For National Prayer. by Utaroz(m): 1:45pm On Aug 24, 2009
huh lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Ibru And Akingbola On The Run, Declared Wanted By EFCC by Utaroz(m): 1:17pm On Aug 24, 2009
Trust EFCC to push at the area of least resistance! All this barking would help if it can also be channeled at corrupt politicians grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Which Nairalander Would You Like To See As President? by Utaroz(m): 1:08pm On Aug 24, 2009
C2H5OH:
you will get used to it. discussions tend to go sour on nairaland. even the few with praiseworthy intellect become intellectually handicapped when their emotional buttons are pushed.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin ;

True talk.
FoodRe: What Can You Eat With N100? by Utaroz(m): 9:31pm On Aug 22, 2009
Agidi = N40
Pure water = N10
Gworro (kolanut) = N10
Root ogogoro = N20
Transport = N20

And you'll go home merrily, singing like a lackey!
grin grin grin grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Telecoms Job Offer In Kano- Should I Go? by Utaroz(m): 9:15pm On Aug 22, 2009
badboym:
Have been to all part of Nigeria and I can categorically tell you Kano is the best.I am planning to finally relocate there
lipsrsealed ?!!!
PoliticsRe: CBN Deputy Gov Lose Jobs For Opposing Timing And Motive Of Sanusi's Action by Utaroz(m): 6:59pm On Aug 22, 2009
It is shocking that we appear to ignore these characters that borrowed heavily in these banks without the capacity, collateral or intention of paying! We are rather expending energy on Arabs, Soludo & Sanusi. undecided cry shocked huh angry
Jobs/VacanciesRe: God Has Blessed Me With A Good Bank PHB Job 2009 by Utaroz(m): 6:46pm On Aug 22, 2009
Congrats, and prepare for the pressure grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Funny Things That Children Say by Utaroz(m): 4:49pm On Aug 22, 2009
I recall an embarassing incident when an aunt visited with her 6 month old baby. My step brother was barely a year and not quite weaned on beast milk yet. Both women were busy breastfeeding the kids at one time when it was suddenly discovered that Alice was having trouble controlling Sammy (my step brother). The struggle went on in silence untill in a frustrated gesture, Alice sat the kid down on the couch with an unceremonious  thud.
Everyone was aghast at the treatment meted out to (the now wailing) Sammy. When asked why she took such drastic measures on a poor sweet and innocent child, she ignored all of us, It was then we noticed Sammy gesticulating with little fingers toward the apparently heavier & well rounded boobs of my aunt.

When the nickel dropped, some coughed in embarassment, while others did their best to control their laughter. Alice' busts were small but no-one expected a one year old to make such a comparison!

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