₦airaland Forum

MikeBetty:
Hahahahaha, This Shows That Upto 95% Of Nigerian Senators Will Face Recall Should They Be Elected In Britain. Here They Are Honorables. Tufiakwa.

As you know, Uk is a very old Country. 500, 1000, 2000 years old or more. And they've had many Kings and Queens in the past. Any official found wanting was usually executed by cutting of the head. Their history is filled up with a lot of blood shed. People fighting the goverment, the goverment fighting the people. Robin Hood, Brave Heart...are just popular examples.
Nigeria as a country is barely 100 years old. We haven't still understood this democracy well yet.

pocohantas:
Today is Labour Day and I can't seem to find a single thread celebrating our workers.

Even on my WhatsApp, everyone just went on like nothing is happening.

Are Nigerian workers unhappy or did they forget what day it is?

Incase you still didn't get my point, here's another persons answer:
https://www.0.freebasics.com/https/www.nairaland.com/5163326/hopeless-looks-faces-kogi-civil?iorg_service_id_internal=1646953538912597%3BAfqQcAZM1ekGRMwh

Nigeria is such a place where the rich do not know that the poor exist.

[quote author= post=78018009]Osheey, eyan Shina Rambo!
By their post, you will know them!
[/quote]What Shina Rambo there?
The person who went about gold plating their bicycle is really asking for it.
These guys are "only" stealing bicycle parts.
If the owner gold plated the parts, that's his problem.

pocohantas:
Today is Labour Day and I can't seem to find a single thread celebrating our workers.

Even on my WhatsApp, everyone just went on like nothing is happening.

Are Nigerian workers unhappy or did they forget what day it is?

What I need now, is your house address.
Your head needs to be konked for asking this type of question.

omotayo51:
So sad.. That picture up there is so touching and heartbreaking.... It is well with him....

For all of us who spend all our energy pursuing wealth, remembered, one foolish person can set it all on fire.

ricon:
Fire incident is such a terrible sight and the experience is never forgotten.

The first question is, where is he gonna start from?

I sincerely wish him a quick recovery for the tangible loss.

He will start by purchasing a fire extinguisher.

HeyCorleone:
Now you're beginning to sound mad.

To say the British didn't do quality work in Nigeria is to tell a boldfaced lie. Read a book, ask old folks, research - Nigerians, before 1960, enjoyed a standard of living better than today. Far far far better. This is not to say that the British didn't exploit us, but there's nothing new about exploitation. It didn't start with the British. Even Nigerians, in those days, still exploited other Nigerians.

To say we learnt corruption from the British is to spite the black race as unintelligent beings who don't imbibe morals and good values. Blacks have always exploited each other. That was why they sold themselves as slaves. It's nothing new.

So stop sounding stupid and learn.

The relative peace you see in Europe today, is after many years for fighting each other and killing each other.

Nigerians(Africans) simply haven't yet gotten to the point of accepting Christianity, Turning the other cheek, forgiveness, Love,....
Those Christian principles are not yet part of this culture, part of our language and TRADITION.
When a person speaks English, he can behave "Christian-like". The moment you engage the person in his native village tongue, All Christianity is thrown out of the window and the person changes to something else. No more Christian principles in his reasoning and logic.

We still focus on "My Prosperity" gospel. Hence, anyone opposing your prosperity must be destroyed and that is what we are doing to each other.

Earthquake3:
Nigerians like suffering

Each Nigerian does not like to suffer.
Each Nigerian wants the OTHER Nigerian to F**k off, Suffer and die.

-Oshimole: "Go and Die"
-Every Nigerian generator owner: "I better pass my neighbour"
-Some youth: "Warri no dey carry last"
-Church: Holy Ghost Fire, My Enemies must die. (Hatred for the OTHER person)
-Nairaland: "Thunder fire you there"

Each person wants to make it, BUT by STEPPING ON his neighbours head.

Olawalesmarter:
Very brilliant and intelligent

But the intelligence no reach to solve Nigerias problem.
Infact, he even absconded.

ReneeNuttall:
Its stuffs like this that makes me wnana relocate to lasgidi....Aside all the hustling, they have cool places to chillax,have fun and visit.Not this yeye state I'm based in.

You go pay O.
You park car, agbero dey wait for their money.
You go beach, agero dey wait for money.
You smile too much, beggar don surround you dey beg money..
Do Johnny just come, pick pocket don tiff your phone run go.

omonla10:
Can't forget when thought the food was free last year.drove from mainland to the island. omo, na double price I meet o..beans and dodo 3500..Las Las na Mama put I chop outside the gate

Gtbank wey wan tiff Innoson Motor money, na im you dey go expect free food?
Those people are criminal. Na nyash you for take return after them tiff your cloth.

WisdomFlakes:
Nice. I was there last year.

Did you eat? And is that food still in your stomach this year?

Let me know so I can decide. This GTbank have been disturbing my email with Invite to this event, like say them go dash me food.

Nofavorss:
All these ancestors

What of European football clubs?
They are what?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Cup_and_UEFA_Champions_League_history

Nigerians never like history. They want to forget the the past and anything old.
But if you don't learn from your past, you will surely f**kup over and over again in the present and will never move forward in life.

Ever since human beings decided to start using money to exchange for services, Mr Bank came into the picture to render their service of securing your money in his banking vault. Then issuing you an account number to access your money whenever you need it.

Nobody has ever been in control of Mr Bank. He charges you whatever fee he likes for his bank security services.

If you don't think he's fair, just take out your money from his bank. You can keep the money any other way you like.
This is the basic principle of Bank.

The western nations use other more methods to circumvent the bank. They value art works. So the rich purchase art works/paintings. They can sell this in later times when the art works becomes an antique. Others purchase jewelry, diamond, gold. And others buy land and hang on to the land.

CanineOfJackal:
How shallow can most of you he. Can't someone have that feel good time alone without your type thinking of molesting her

Wearing hoe dress?
Are you kidding me?

Amarabae:
Bravo to the girl

Useless fools that think that all girls are cheap like their sisters

She's dressing like a hoe (see through dress)
She's dancing like a hoe.
She went to a hoe gathering
Definitely she must be a hoe.

Which angelic bridesmaid are you forming again?
She's being treated as what she is.

GAZZUZZ:
This is sad, just imagine stealing this beautiful toyota camry 2012 or this 2009 toyota Highlander (TOKS) and selling it for a paltry 50k because you are broke?


https://www.nairaland.com/4986227/toks-2012-camry-s.e-4cyl

https://www.nairaland.com/5142651/2009-toyota-highlander-front-wheel

Sweet vehicles without issues. People should learn to live within their limits

People place different values on different objects.
Cars are more valued in this environment than microscope. Even if you purchased the microscope from planet Jupiter, it is of no value to the common Nigerian man.
But a car is of more value even to the poorest and most uneducated persons. Every one needs a car here for the comfort and independent movement it gives.

How do you write this in Yoruba?
Tetraoxosulphate VI Acid / Sulphuric Acid. [Sulphur - ric/ Acid ]

onyedi247:
are my the only one who dosnt knw what is pyramids?

Apparently, yes, You are. Everybody did primary school maths and we were exposed to shapes, cylinder, cone, cube, pyramid.
Somehow, you are an adult and still don't know what pyramid is.

icebird25:
*Dear Lord*
My fellow nairalanders and I are �% ready�
Pls blow the �trumpet for the rapture ����������

God is Love. God made the whole world because he loves us and wants us to share in this love.
All he wants is for us to live in love, helping, and teaching each other. To be like him.
God so much loved us that he sent Jesus Christ into this same world to show us how to live in live and attain eternal life in heaven.
Heaven is a place of love. You cannot claim to love God whom you cannot see whilst you are busy practicing hatred on your neighbor (whom God also made and wants to save) whom you can see.
You must love the Lord your God with your whole mind and heart...and you must love your neighbour as yourself. These are the Two greatest commandments.
... A new commandment I give to you: Love one another as I have loved you...
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Now, do you think there is any form of hatred for anyvody in heaven?
You only hate sin/wrong doing. But you cannot hate the person doing it.
..."and pray for your enemies*....

All this I have written out of the Bible. Check your statement again. Is there any love in such statement? Don't let them tell you in heaven to go away, that you still have hatred in your heart.

Tonyspecial:
Go And Fight Boko Boys They Will Not

Stop mocking Nigerian soldiers and they will not bother you.
Their job is already hard. If it was easy, YOU will be doing it.
Their payment they get is Death/disability.

Enny2013:
Divorce, divorce everywhere.. Oh! lord, I am scared.

Court before marriage.
Spend time telling your other half, what you like, what you hate. Talk about yourself, strengths and weaknesses.
But you guys are always too exited to eat meatpie, snap and post on Facebook and have illicit sex. If you have
no strong morals before marriage, you really have nothing else to offer after wedding.

jampro123:
None of you replying are married, have you asked yourself what made the man to travel? Before a man dies emotionally go and check the wife that he is married to. Most men are good husbands but the attitudes of these wivies drive them towards a direction that they will start to find happiness elsewhere.

I'm married.
The man travelled because he has some fake ulterior motif that she knows he intends to deceive others. They emotionally went separate ways. He refused to change. And she refused to be carried along.

EClassicgold:
even pastor has dis kind of attitude and later bounce on alter they preach 4 us.

It is better for preachers not to marry. You cannot be carrying 2 problems on your head.
Whatever you preach, your wife will come out and expose you a liar and cheat.
If you must be a preacher, just stay celibate.

tstx:
Okay... This is a foreign study.. Wake me up when a local study is carried out on our own soil..... All what Africa does is wait for white people to conduct studies on their own population then we copy and start spreading it.. We no dey shame.

In Nigeria, an autistic child is = idiot -> Carry cane beat am.
An Autistic adult (woman) ah! = Definitely a Witch -> Flog, beat, even kill her.

SyrusdeHansome:
India is a shit country...

Well, they can sing sha.
Get a pair of ear phones, go to a quiet place and listen to this Indian song. increase the volume O.
it's from the movie, "Life of Pi", the man stuck on a boat at sea with a tiger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxlM0uAHA_8

Britishcoins:
I wish Nigeria youths could acts like this elephant and break this chain and limitation planted upon them by evil politicians.

Word...........

Well, before carrying out violent protest like that, first have a plan of action for AFTER the violence.
Otherwise when you being to spark, things will easily spiral out of control due to some crazy youth and
lead the country into chaos, like Libya, Syria, Sudan.

Fadomero:
this is what happened when hunger Nealy kill the elephant

It's not hunger. It is well fed. See how it summersaulted that car. It is constant whipping.
They will be beating the thing every time. Na im E vex.

oduademoner:
They should just stop giving visas to Nigerians, especially Yeebos

Yeebos contribute nothing positive to the world

Which country gives out visa easily? Yet people still find ways to tell lies during application. Travel there and do totally different thing than what they said.

Deomovies:
Sorry about that sir, please I prefer text.... I am a busy type [Full stop]

...You are busy. [Full stop]

magicminister:
While I don’t absorb these boys of any blame, I feel Italy deserves anything it gets because it was one of those countries that helped destroy Africa.

Do you know the Italian government used to secretly dump toxic radioactive waste in some African countries including Nigeria?

Please my people, go to Italy, go to Europe and do anyhow u wanna do. Try not to get caught sha!!

When the seed you planted becomes a tree, don’t complain about its fruit.

When everybody revenges on others for their wrongs, where will there be peace again in this world?
Boko haram, all terrorists and criminals are all revenging for something. They don't just wake up and be bad without any reason.