₦airaland Forum

Psychiatric test for what?
Just say all of us are mad and take it like that.
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You've allowed people to be capable obtaining driving licences without going to any driving school or doing any driving test. What do you expect will happen?

Carry all these same Nigerians overseas, they will all follow proper process of being tested plus driving school before even being issued a driving licence.

jullidee2006:
she must have been victimised, rejected and depressed... pregnancy is not a disease... let's stop stigmatising pregnancy regardless of how it came about

...let's stop....
What about the man who impregnated her? What do you say about him?

jullidee2006:
just kill them as well... they need to do a family reunion in the land of the dead

You whom have never sinned, go and kill them.

Imo1stson:
That's the reason majority of married couples remain together so don't be bothered.

There's nothing easy in marriage. A lot of idiot couples fill up their head with effizy of Instagram. Once their own is not like that, they want to give up.
Forgetting that you took an oath, For better for Worse, in Sickness and Health, till death do us part

MrBrownJay1:
how can you even think of going away with the kids? dont be selfish and think of THE KIDS 1st... as much as you may not need mama, the kids do.

at least now you know who that woman is.

He should not take the kids? The woman should take the kids?
Your head!
The kids will suffer because of both of them. The kids cannot be deprived of either parent. No one parent is better than the other and the kids cannot be made to select.

IvarTheTerrible:


This brings back memories of being a Commodore in the elite corps of the Nigerian Navy Special Boat Service.

We were on NNS Ajuwaya off the coast of Zanzibar when we got a distress signal..

.. from a Nambian merchant ship being attacked by Somali Pirates

It was in a middle of storm so visibility was poor as we climbed on board


We heardd the crash of rapid gun-fire and we knew the Pirates had run out of patience

I quickly emptied most of the magazine of my Heckler Koch into the skinny bodies of 3 of the bad guys

That was when i saw a face we had seen in many secret dossiers, Sarah Aideed Bin Sulimani a.k.a Captain Jaki Siparo,

the most notorious buccaneer cum smuggler. She was a most beautiful amazon but with a black heart.

Shee was coming from below deck with a shiny machete, wiping the blood off it with her sleeves


"Who brings a knife to a gunfight', i asked myself as i aimed at her

I pressed the trigger, once, twice and all i heard was a feeble "PHUUT", "PHUUT".

The smile on my face disappeared pronto! The gun had JAMMED!

Our eyes met and her facial expression could be best described thus : "You are my dinner, tonight"

She started runnning towards me...or trying to because the deck was slippery... there were just 10 steps to cover

10, 9, 8, 7,6 steps..... i had quickly disassembled the magazine and was trying to shake water out of it, trying not to panic


3,2 steps..... and she lunged with her machete raised very high. Destination : my neck, specifically my jugular

1 step...

The waves crashed and she was catapulted into my arms, our lips crushed together and we did this....

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4f9ea416a65eed9c7e731bfdc3d575de/tumblr_pq577riW3V1x1u99ao1_500.gif

I felt her supple body in my arms and we kissed ....salt water mixed with our saliva.

A split second, we were both on an Island alone....a Paradise of our own making....

That was the last moment of pleasure for her because .... i pulled back the safety and pulled the trigger.

Red mist exploded on my face.....

The End.


Culled from Chronicles of the Legend, IVAR

PS - Fvck! i am late for office

It's not tear-tear Christmas pant story today. Well done.

mknigeriagreat:
Kill them all. In Nigeria, being a pirate is a treasonable offence and the only justice is death by a cutlass. Since our citizens(bad ones o) that go to their own countries are treated such, i think it is time to shake hands with them by serving them what we were served.

Touch the Greek guys, they will swear for you with their Greek gods.

fairfora:
What a wicked act. from his look (esp. lips and eyes) its obvious he's exposed to it yet, unsuspecting women were following him. This guy's conscience is dead.

Why sleeping with a man whom you are not married to? That's fornication Na. What are you complaining about again?

Bridge cannot fall again? What's wrong with Nigerians? Everything complain! Hian!

IvarTheTerrible:


I remember facing a baying mob in 1992 close to Kalakuta Shrine..
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I quickly pulled off my shirt and trousers to cover her nudity when i recalled

my boxers were torn....they weren't my Xmas ones [

To be continued....


Culled from "The Legendary Chronicles of Ivar"

You were wearing tear-tear Christmans pant, and I should wait for the remaining part of the story?
Abeg carry your yeye story waka.
Legend wey no get cloth.

IamaNigerianGuy:
This man was elected through the efforts of the Nigerian community in Edmonton with help from some other Africans. Two days ago I was speaking to a friend who lives in Edmonton, Canada and he told me all Nigerians had elected to vote for him in the polls.

Do not reduce this to an ethnic accomplishment.

When they are overseas, they can all vote for him. When they are in Nigeria, what happened? And we just finished elections.

Jiang:
So you go wait too, my brother if you get d chance just collect visa & leave this hell hole, THERE IS CURRENTLY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOOD ABOUT NIGERIA. Do ur kids a favor & give them a better future

Nothing good?
Indians and Chinese are packing their load here and setting up furniture, steel and civil works industries right here in Nigeria. Using Nigerians as cheap labour.

We have refused to stop fighting useless tribalistic warfare. We are the ones killing ourselves. Continue being tribalistic. You will travel overseas, meet other Nigerians there and fight against them.

Baawaa:
Congratulations to a true Nigerian

Why do you people like lying? How can he be a true Nigerian? Is he in Nigeria? What did he do for Nigeria except to run out of Nigeria?

kay29000:
I support this. At least give people idea of what you are into that gave you that money you are flaunting.

But who caused it?
I attend church in UK every Sunday for the number of years I lived there. (Not your church) and during offering, Na koi-koi! I dey hear, as per they were dropping only £1. Ah?! Na £1 una use build this massive church?
It was later I learnt that people donate through bank account, charities, or a dead person Wills his wealth to the church.
They never brag and show off money.
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Nigeria here.... Hmm! Hen! It's even the pastor promoting people to standup and show the money, to sit in front seat. We are the ones causing our problems. That's why the problem has not been solved all these years despite all our prayers.

blackslayer:
his analogy is stupid as hell! so after working for 6 years and getting paid $30k/year which will make it a gross of 180k in 6 years.....he is saying i cant afford $20k car?

The maths seems simple. But the reality is another thing. Many other hidden expenses. Consider all of them and calculate again.

sunnyside16:
Nigerian social media wealth flaunting people never tell us.

Sometimes I wonder if it the presence of social media that is driving people to do all kinds of dishonest and criminal activities to get money, so they can post picture for all to see.
In the days of Album in your palour, people were not snapping rubbish pictures O. And nobody was flaunting wealth publicly like that.

[quote author= post=77617426]Is that one a Mother or an Animal?!

What a cute baby, that beautiful smile will definitely bring a smile to your face!!

God bless you Siv Ngesi......much much blessings is coming your way man....
Incase you are reading this from South Africa, anytime you are in Nigeria, come over for some BARBECUE please....
You are THE MAN![/quote]... Mother or animal?
Issue is that we know all these people. We walk and talk with them daily. The man who impregnated her knows exaclty her character. It is the man who impregnated and abandoned her that we should condemn,

kamez:
oga go back home..... see his albino legs sef........
this one will not allow person to hear word in this country...
you shiiit u tweet, u mess u tweet...
aturu!!!!

Oga, you need to be patient with the likes of Freeze. It is not their fault.
The father is Nigerian, the mother is Oyibo. Such kind of people of mixed race in this Nigeria, never truely belong anywhere. They are not black enough for Nigerians to accept them and they are not white enough for Oyibo nations to accept them either. They just remain in the city going round and round in circles, complaining about everthing.

Olalan:
Don't know why some people are so obsessed with social media

They have expensive phones, data and are totally lonely. No wife.

samuelmusa:
..how do you think my feature children go look like ?

Are they wearing dress or curtain?
Na question O!

BrownRoofRep:
Afonja fat ugly foul mouthed woman spotted.
Fat Iyabo

No wonder they are running after Igbo women, imagine drilling this heavy duty.
Cone heads dey try shaa.

Why not leave Nigeria, forget about it and browse other websites and interact with other Country people instead of being here hating and insulting other citizens of your own country?

EmekaBlue:
but as dem mad lagos drivers sabi am nko...dem go still speed pass

Lagos drivers? You think Lagos drivers are one set of strangers that came from Chad? Lagos drivers are all of us.
i pray you too pick up a car and begin driving. Then we will see if you too will not develop all the impatience and bad attitude that people have when driving on the roads in Lagos.

TheAngry1:
ok. Visit my city. Visit Lagos!

Why are you showing everybody pictures of my backyard? I dont like it O.

lefulefu:
sure she"s at fault too cos if money was all that important to her she ought to have rebuffed the guy instead of allowing the relationship to develop to wedding.anyway this should be a big lesson to the keyboardist that a man should never be comfortable in one level.he should always strive to be a success.

I thought Christ Embassy pastor is a divorcee? Why person wan take divorcee dey surround him wedding? Spritually there is opposition.

NurseJay:
Social media and swimming into conclusions are like 5 n 6! Na wa oh

....are like pi, 3.14159265

Ttipsy:
says who?
just say it's doesn't work in Nigeria

A printed paper map cannot be updated instantly anywhere in this world.
You heared the word "Map" and you are thinking of phone software app.
The arcticle is talking about printed paper map.

Phayie:
You need hot slap for this rubbish u type

I sincerely wish that you can go to Twitter, Reddit, Quora, Youtube....all those American websites, converse with Americans live and direct and offer them this same HOT SLAP when they talk ribbish.

Leave your fellow Nigerian alone.

Godspower35:
A road map is a map tha......
cc: Lalasticlala, Marpol

OP, you praised paper map over phone google map.
Paper map this and that... Then you display an image of a phone using google maps? Are you a somehow person?
Tell us where to buy the updated Nigerian road map. Are you selling it? Do you know where it is sold?

Don't just carry American local news from Reddit or TMZ and post here. Their local news (no mattwr how sweet it is for you), is of no use to us here in Nigeria. Our circumstances, situations, governments, currencies and opportunites are totally different.

bigcasava1:
I don't see what relevant police is to our society

Oya remove them. Let Nigeria be the only country in the world without Police. Let all international countries here it.
The ones who are here will pack their load and run.
Criminals that were hiding in the night before, will be patroling the middle of the road.
People will be driving on BOTH the left and right side of the roads and will block the road totally. No more road for anybody. You will use leg.

She didn't show him her PANT-ticulars.

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blizard44:
Are you better off?

Things are simply hard for the general population.

This is not Karma.
You either still don't get it or pretending not to .

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Water down pass garri.

Mine is not to come and complain on Social media, nor boast about the successes in my life. As long as I've used social media, I have never done either. And sadly, you will never know what my personal circumstances are.
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Well at least those who went to Atlantic hall, flaunting their parents wealth with reckless abandon, their eyes are opening small now.