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PFRB:
Guess how young they were then. She to our present youths.

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How many times did I call it? This has filled up the heads of today's youth. They can neither focus, concentrate, or work together.

Mekanus:
Night pictures of Abakaliki beats this by 100%

Night pictures of anywhere is always fine when you use a good digital camera with the correct iso setting, aperture and shutter speed.
If the camera is capable of total manual mode, you can even snap a long exposure shot with only moonlight.
Moonlight images are surreal. Check out some on google images.

stupidity:
I just realized by the year 2050 I will be a grand father.


And I’m not happy about it. I want to restart

Better change your life now, 2019, so you will be happy of your achievements in 2050.

Qualitygod01:


Is that not how they kept molesting my uncle till he came back from overseas..

The same thing he must have done is what the whites do often but since you are coloured, issue everywhere

Your uncle? Does anybody know your uncle?

What about You?

What of the community service done by ugly girls? No news headline for them?

Jaqenhghar:
So because it works in your area that means it works well all over. SMH

That means that like any other computer system, it is capable of working anywhere else.
Let the billionaire guy, donate his billions into solving the problem. It can't be more than buying pc and inverter, then paying staff to press this and that on the computers.

Harrymig1:
This is really serious.

Useless Billionair guy.
Glo network and any network is nothing more than computer and wires. Go and meet their CEO and use your billions to buy computer and cable for them. That will improve the service.
Only how to complain and keep your selfish billions to yourself. Na im you know.
How to help others, you don't know that one.

EVILFOREST:
STOP DEPORTING them
Just KILL Them Over there.
We have a lot of them in Nigeria already

Tomorrow when Americans will do #BlacklivesMatter, shey you will put mouth?

OkaNaUbe:
Ordinary Mali don upgrade pass Nigerian politicians.

The more simple and basic the nation, the more possible it is to "upgrade" and protest out bad leadership.
Nigeria is a complicated mass of different villages, kingdoms, and beliefs. We spend all our energy fighting each other, even right on this platform.

TheMainMan:
Nigerians... we need to grow some balls and start protesting o

Nations are founded on belief. When a group of people all share same belief, then can fight all opposition and establish that belief. Be it spiritual or scientific belief.
Is there ONE thing that we all agree to believe in Nigeria? We can't be protesting when we are all in disagreement with each other.

Amuocha:
Good but where is adeosun sef

Keni Adeosun was supported by 'oluwole' certificate.

Kemi Adeosun was powered by Ibikunle Amosun and Bola Tinubu

Finished by Buhari

That one with her big teeth. She don comot stage. Nothing to offer.

Oblivionsmiles:
Some Nigerians keep giving us a bad name outside. When will we get to the point when Nigeria will no longer be associated with vices

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All the private schools set up in Nigeria that teach their kids how to ignore Nigeria. Using iPad in classroom when others kids are dying of hunger, do these rich kids give Nigeria a good name outside Nigeria?
When you want to show whiteman that you are developed and trendy, they will just carry CNN and show you some of your local news of your fellow Nigerians dying of hunger and ethnic violence.

Lordvaryx:
Never will you see Onitsha boys behaves behaving themselves outside this country.

...behaving ..
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People learn nation building and national identity in their early years in school. Things like national anthem, pledged, nation history.
If you guys didn't learn, then you go out of the country as a solo village man and disgrace your nation.

Testimony44:
I learnt this lesson the hard way. Then i lent my friend 35k to support him in the payment of his house rent. I asked him after one month guy how far? Nigga said I'm threatening him. Till tomorrow he is still owing me 10k

Well, that makes him a lesser man than you.
Continue your life without the N10k.
Although if you want to be wicked, just be present in all his events, party church....etc. Let his just see you. Don't talk. Smile at him and talk to another person. Do this for the rest of his life. Before he dies, he will pay you that N10k.

shevon:
I can relate to this.
Borrowed some cash on behalf of a family member last year September because he had an emergency. The money was supposed to be paid back in October; fast forward to February, the money was yet to be paid and the person I borrowed the money from had an emergency too, so I had to use the money I got from selling my car and another one I got from another source to pay the original lender (even though her dad died despite everything)
Before I paid the money, I told the family member I got the money for that the fund I'm using to pay back was meant for me to replace the car I sold and he said it won't go beyond 1st week in March. Right now, he doesn't even call or text me and I still don't have a car. I went all out for him because he had borrowed in the past and paid back, there was nothing to indicate he would treat the last transaction like this. A transaction that was supposed to be closed out within 1 month is 7 months old now and counting, with no end I sight.
It is well.

Don't lend money out to anyone, unless it is an amount you are prepared to lose without complaining.
If the person pays back, Thank God. If he doesn't pay back, take it like that. Don't go about complaining.

Driggs:
This WhatsApp conversation is ridiculous..

I dunno what kind of advice to give my friend who sent this to me.

How will someone borrow lend you money after begging and crying to return i....

Borrow = Collect <<<<-
Lend = Give ->>>>

Olalan:
How is this "damaged beyond repair".......wrong reporting this is.
BTW am sure the idiot didn't work hard for the money he got to buy the car

You are sure? You don't need to be sure. It is a definite fact He didn't work hard for this cash. This is a thief. Only thieves display lootings like this.

Sobenachukwu:
Ban ban ban.....hopefully when i get to the US to further my masters in programming next year......non of Nairaland Mod would hv the power to ban any more

i'll correct lotta things on this platform. that's just my nursing plan i'm making known. take note

Of all goals and acheivements to obtain in the western world, you still want to be browsing Nigerian website?
Are you focused at all?
:O

Aieboocaar:
Even chimps wey dey zoo too dey para

And next level never start fully!!! CHAI
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Animals cannot bear injustice.
Our problem in Nigeria is that we are foolish and easily bribed to keep quiet.

I once queued up to buy a ticket in UK. There were 2 or more counters. I approached one counter and for some reason, I can't remember, my question/querry was not answered. So I decided to branch to the second counter to aks again. Na im Everybody on the queue shouted HEY! That I should go back to back of the line and line up AGAIN! These were white people. Nothing like "Abeg na" in their society.
Everybody gets ONE chance. You can't be taking 2 chances while others only get 1.
Yet we do this sh1t everyday in Nigeria.

donkarly:
Lies,my aunty attended an interview last week n the only question was,"have you travelled outside nigeria before" to which she answered no n was refused,solely because she hasn't been outside the country for the first time. They should tell that to the gullible..

I'm very sure, if you yourself were the one to interview Nigerians for visa, you won't just be dashing everybody visa. And it will based on your other observations about them.

Virus99:
How do you sleep at night knowing that Nigeria of just 180 million people has more poor people than India of 1.1 billion people... How do you sleep pls

This is why Racism won't go away. The White people gonna stick it in our face every now and then.

Julius Nwama said "Black people are failed experiment of God".

I don't know if he is totally right. But I know he is not totally wrong.

And Sodom and Gomorrah was inhabited by which people? And God himself blasted the place and the people to pieces.

You guys are really daft.

Typhoonsbane:
Someone should give this girl a bra already,this is an eyesore.

She's a bad girl and she has not repented despite the degradation

greenhulk:
Sometimes its just natural. Some girls have saggy boobs right from when they start growing boobs.

This two pamphet that they stappled on her chest is not natural.

overdrive:
what caused her booby to sag at this young age

Her badness caused it. She's a bad girl doing bad thing.

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Psychiatric test for what?
Just say all of us are mad and take it like that.
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You've allowed people to be capable obtaining driving licences without going to any driving school or doing any driving test. What do you expect will happen?

Carry all these same Nigerians overseas, they will all follow proper process of being tested plus driving school before even being issued a driving licence.

jullidee2006:
she must have been victimised, rejected and depressed... pregnancy is not a disease... let's stop stigmatising pregnancy regardless of how it came about

...let's stop....
What about the man who impregnated her? What do you say about him?

jullidee2006:
just kill them as well... they need to do a family reunion in the land of the dead

You whom have never sinned, go and kill them.

Imo1stson:
That's the reason majority of married couples remain together so don't be bothered.

There's nothing easy in marriage. A lot of idiot couples fill up their head with effizy of Instagram. Once their own is not like that, they want to give up.
Forgetting that you took an oath, For better for Worse, in Sickness and Health, till death do us part

MrBrownJay1:
how can you even think of going away with the kids? dont be selfish and think of THE KIDS 1st... as much as you may not need mama, the kids do.

at least now you know who that woman is.

He should not take the kids? The woman should take the kids?
Your head!
The kids will suffer because of both of them. The kids cannot be deprived of either parent. No one parent is better than the other and the kids cannot be made to select.

IvarTheTerrible:


This brings back memories of being a Commodore in the elite corps of the Nigerian Navy Special Boat Service.

We were on NNS Ajuwaya off the coast of Zanzibar when we got a distress signal..

.. from a Nambian merchant ship being attacked by Somali Pirates

It was in a middle of storm so visibility was poor as we climbed on board


We heardd the crash of rapid gun-fire and we knew the Pirates had run out of patience

I quickly emptied most of the magazine of my Heckler Koch into the skinny bodies of 3 of the bad guys

That was when i saw a face we had seen in many secret dossiers, Sarah Aideed Bin Sulimani a.k.a Captain Jaki Siparo,

the most notorious buccaneer cum smuggler. She was a most beautiful amazon but with a black heart.

Shee was coming from below deck with a shiny machete, wiping the blood off it with her sleeves


"Who brings a knife to a gunfight', i asked myself as i aimed at her

I pressed the trigger, once, twice and all i heard was a feeble "PHUUT", "PHUUT".

The smile on my face disappeared pronto! The gun had JAMMED!

Our eyes met and her facial expression could be best described thus : "You are my dinner, tonight"

She started runnning towards me...or trying to because the deck was slippery... there were just 10 steps to cover

10, 9, 8, 7,6 steps..... i had quickly disassembled the magazine and was trying to shake water out of it, trying not to panic


3,2 steps..... and she lunged with her machete raised very high. Destination : my neck, specifically my jugular

1 step...

The waves crashed and she was catapulted into my arms, our lips crushed together and we did this....

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I felt her supple body in my arms and we kissed ....salt water mixed with our saliva.

A split second, we were both on an Island alone....a Paradise of our own making....

That was the last moment of pleasure for her because .... i pulled back the safety and pulled the trigger.

Red mist exploded on my face.....

The End.


Culled from Chronicles of the Legend, IVAR

PS - Fvck! i am late for office

It's not tear-tear Christmas pant story today. Well done.

mknigeriagreat:
Kill them all. In Nigeria, being a pirate is a treasonable offence and the only justice is death by a cutlass. Since our citizens(bad ones o) that go to their own countries are treated such, i think it is time to shake hands with them by serving them what we were served.

Touch the Greek guys, they will swear for you with their Greek gods.