Celebrities › Re: Maradona's Reaction As Messi Scored Nigeria At World Cup 2018 by uuzba(m): 10:03pm On Jun 26, 2018 |
Viking007: And who gives a flying fvck about his reaction?? Like seriously wtf?? That moment when people have been idolising football stars, but that star's country plays against yours and beats your country and the star really never gave a s*** about you or your country. |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Sees Centipede On His Bed At Midnight, Gets Terrified (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:36pm On Jun 26, 2018 |
skyhighweb: u mean millipede No this is a centipede Millipede has more legs. |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Sees Centipede On His Bed At Midnight, Gets Terrified (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:34pm On Jun 26, 2018 |
thesicilian: We used to play with that stuff as children. And today, a full grown adult of a man is shouting like a girl on social media Even Oyibo wey no dey match sand are bold enough to conquer Africa and the world. |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Speaks On Fresh Plateau Killings by uuzba(m): 5:31pm On Jun 25, 2018 |
Auxtin85: Millipede on in Agbada. Very slow idiot |
Politics › Re: President Buhari Speaks On Fresh Plateau Killings by uuzba(m): 5:28pm On Jun 25, 2018 |
magoo10: A country where cows are valued more than human lives is worst worse than a zoo |
Phones › Re: What Is The Difference Between Android One And Android Go Edition by uuzba(m): 9:33am On Jun 22, 2018 |
MrBONE2: The difference is that they both lacks lack "Andriod Come" |
Car Talk › Re: See How A Volvo Truck Is Controlled From Outside With An External Steering by uuzba(m): 9:30am On Jun 22, 2018 |
EgunMogaji: What does electricity have to do with it? Electricity is the foundation of industry. Without it, you just continue rotating around basic problems like fetching water to bathe. You can't do anything advanced. |
Phones › Re: Why Are Most Nigerians Not Using The Face Unlock Feature Of Their Smartphones ? by uuzba(m): 12:10pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
Fineyemo: maybe I am a bit impatient with the phone a few times but I notice the feature is not as fast and convenient when you try to unlock in the dark ....*cough* with black face. .... *cough* this my throat sef |
Phones › Re: Why Are Most Nigerians Not Using The Face Unlock Feature Of Their Smartphones ? by uuzba(m): 12:07pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
AerialMapper: It's isn't perfect. I have it activated on a Samsung S8 and you have to be in a well lit environment for it to work. I cannot remember when last the phone unlocked using face recognition and i always have to put in my PIN.
Iris recognition on the other hand performs well in dark to low light conditions but doesn't work well in bright conditions.
I guess as the technology advances it will get better for now PIN and password are the surest bet The summary of the big English is that: It was not made for black people Well lit environment ko, Iris recognition ni ! |
Phones › Re: Why Are Most Nigerians Not Using The Face Unlock Feature Of Their Smartphones ? by uuzba(m): 12:02pm On Jun 20, 2018 |
So that those Jason Bourne CIA people will: 1. Know my name 2. Know my address AND 3. Know my FACE untop join? - Tomorrow they will use drone to shoot me because I told somebody "waka" on WhatsApp.
Abeg, I'm not doing. |
Career › Re: 300 Sacked Lagos Street Sweepers Disowned by uuzba(m): 7:54am On Jun 20, 2018 |
Tintinnoty: In one word, you gave 300 people hope and dashed it in a twinkle of an eye This is how our government campaigns with statements like: 1 million jobs will be provided for the youth..... when they have no plan to sustain the employment with salaries. |
Education › Re: Youtube Has Blocked MIT Educational Content For 4 Days by uuzba(m): 7:41am On Jun 20, 2018 |
looseweight: Lecturing as a profession may soon thread the path of extinction You really think you can gain knowledge by reading books and watching videos? - Lectures are like coaches. Sure you are doing the work. But they are the ones who tell you how and when to do it. Otherwise you over labour yourself, miss your goal and give up out of frustration. |
Travel › Re: Container Truck Falls From Ojuelegba Bridge, 2 People Confirmed Dead (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:13am On Jun 20, 2018 |
jaxxy: Has nothing to do with the bridge actually. These container trailers are in the most deplorable conditions, sm dangerously slanting to one side and yet been confidently driven on the roads, even with that railing in place such accidents will still occur cos the railing are normally short and the container will still trip over easily.
There shud be a trailers monitoring unit now to check trailers not fit for plying the roads and impound or ban them until they are fixed and Certified road worthy. How many people/lives have to perish b4 the state govt acts and puts necessary measures in place cos this incident occurs way to much in lagos. Don't mind us. We can watch American films very well and see fine trucks like this. Yet it has not entered our head that such fine, well maintained trucks is the reason why Western nations don't have this type of shitty accidents, caused by pure stupidity. .
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Travel › Re: Container Truck Falls From Ojuelegba Bridge, 2 People Confirmed Dead (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:07am On Jun 20, 2018 |
vioment: We have been suffering in Nigeria for a long time now. Infrastructure maintenance is zero. Infact many things are zero. God abeg touch hearts in this country. What this country needs is missionaries. A totally different set of thinkers. All of us have been affected by corruption, cheating, breaking of rules, multiple levels of bad habits. The missionaries will start by training all the children on right and wrong. Following God's 10 commandments. And NO TOLLERANCE FOR "BEING SHARP/SMART". It is all the SHARP and SMART people who have destroyed this country. We don't need them anymore. |
Travel › Re: Container Truck Falls From Ojuelegba Bridge, 2 People Confirmed Dead (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:01am On Jun 20, 2018 |
justtoodark: you dont need railings....am more worried about the drivers.....and it seems nobody is in charge to control them....
in europe truck drivers have strict laws...try any bullshitt and you will loose your driving license....
they even have a system called maut to force drivers to rest....its a machine thats saves info about how long you are driving. you must have it in your truck.... In Europe, all their trucks are new or in good road worthy condition. New tires, proper suspension systems, working brakes, good engine condition and not overloaded. Here, we are so used to bad and damaged vehicles that we think we can call black white. No matter how you ignore the issue, a bad vehicle is a bad vehicle and it will fall and cause an accident Own up, say it is bad and stop managing it. Accidents like this will just continue to happen until the truck is taken for complete ovehaul and total rebuilding. |
Travel › Re: Wife Celebrates After Her Husband Emerged Unscathed From A Wrecked Car Accident by uuzba(m): 10:22pm On Jun 19, 2018 |
Jochabed: Things like this often reminds remind me that there is a GOD IN HEAVEN. And this is a clear evidence of his LOVE. Thank you JESUS. |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 'This Is Nigeria' Art By Toni Kuyinu (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:59pm On Jun 19, 2018*. Modified: 4:24pm On Jun 19, 2018 |
ChiefAzubuike1: I've been living in the USA for the past 7 years. I still come to naija every year during the festive seasons.
Fact is Nigeria is not that bad. Only that Nigerian citizens are very greedy and are never satisfied. If you go to countries like Zimbabwe, Uganda, Tanzania, Bangladesh, India, phillipines , the favelas of brazil etc , you'll see people living in squalor and abject poverty. So why complain when you're in a better situation? You complain of boko haram its worse with the Isis and Taliban of Pakistan and Afghanistan. You complain of kidnapping its worse with the pirates and marauders of somalia. You complain of poor electricity it's worse in countries like Senegal and Mozambique. You complain of crime its worse in countries like south Africa. Una wahala too much infact wetin una want sef.
Instead of you to think of ways to develop your country you're here complaining . The same complain you dey complain for 1975 na still the same complaint in 2018. No new complaint other than bad governance , light,water , no money etc. Your government have tried their best. They can't kill themselves. Not even Buhari. At least you go pity his old age. Dude, you miss something very crucial. A group of people of different cultures can't just suddenly start progressing economically. Is it not one national currency, The Naira, that ties us together? Economy cannot function if rules are not obeyed. We are not doing trade by bartar anymore. Paper cash is just a receipt that points to some amount of physical gold in the national treasury. The amount of paper currency must always match the amount of gold in the bank. We are can only be motivated to work our best if this rule is obeyed. In a situation where some high ranking officials PRINT more paper and put in circulation, they use this to get richer. But what we the people get is devalued money. My school fees was once N100 (One Hundred Naira). Who is stopping our leaders from the injustice they permit? Yes inflation happens in western world. Why is ours so bad? £1 was once N1 Why is £1 = N480 today 40years later We are working hard but earning more and more of devalued paper. £1 ~ $1 And it has been very close to that value for same 40years. People are motivated over there. - These are not issues that a group of multicultural people solve without any rules based hierachical society ruled by a leader. These are issues that a government solves through policies. Our government doesn't solve this because it remains easier to print new paper money, acquire more property for itself and pass down the excess devalued paper to the masses. Do not remove the government from the blame. They have a moral obligation to the society they lead. |
Politics › Re: Omoyele Sowore Meets With Herdsmen And Farmer In Jalingo (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:25am On Jun 19, 2018 |
tashashiel: dey waist your time anyhow you like Only waist? Back nko? |
Politics › Re: Suicide Blasts In North East, Nigeria Kill At Least 31 by uuzba(m): 7:21pm On Jun 17, 2018 |
anibi9674: killing to achieve what. They wish to achieve disorder in the nation. A state of complete hopelessness. After which, they will come out as fake messiah, and ask us to worship them to achieve peace. |
Car Talk › Re: Drunk Teen Got Her Head Stuck In Truck Exhaust Pipe For 45 Mins In US by uuzba(m): 5:58pm On Jun 16, 2018 |
ednut1: I can never understand y pple get drunk It has to do with how many bottles/cans of alcoholic drink one takes. One might take one bottle and feel happy. The next temptation is to take another, and another... Some persons can withstand more bottles than others. You also might not realise when you start slowly getting drunk. I once took a bottle and my wife another bottle. I finished mine OK. My wife got to ½ bottle and started laughing anyhow. Very strange laughter. That was the day we both learnt that she can't take anything more than 1 small glass, whilst I can finish 1 bottle. |
Crime › Re: Olukoya Ogungbeje, Evans Lawyer, Withdraws From Kidnap Cases by uuzba(m): 6:10pm On Jun 15, 2018 |
GrammarCheck: Op, 'No longer HAS'
That blunder watered down the entire article HE-GLISH is very hard in this part of the world. Despite we are officially English speaking nation . |
Travel › Re: Lady Who Survived The Accident That Killed 8 Edo Indigenes From Spain by uuzba(m): 6:20am On Jun 15, 2018 |
yhungbrowhne: she surely have has a story to tell
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Politics › Re: Nigeria To Receive Another $500 Million Abacha Loot by uuzba(m): 2:42pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
IgweIgweIgwe: Baba said he's not corrupt  Shebi if I nod him now, they will say I'm encouraging corruption   You went to this poor unfortunate child, took a picture of his head and post it on social media for us to laugh at the child? Did you give the child anything? This is just plain human rights violation. So you go around taking pictures of disabled/unfortunate people who cannot afford clothes, food, water or shelter bring here fore us to laugh at? How inhuman of you.
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Sports › Re: A Well Equipped Stadium Prototype Constructed By 14-Year-Old Boy In Aba by uuzba(m): 2:37pm On Jun 14, 2018 |
obedugo: Igbos has have always been the most creative in Nigeria..... Kudos boy ...the most pompous and narrow minded. |
Nairaland General › Re: Huge Python Killed By Soldiers In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:36am On Jun 14, 2018 |
When other soldiers are doing ...
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Travel › Re: Toyota Highlander Rams Into A Mosque In Lagos (Photos) by uuzba(m): 5:22pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
izzou:

Thats a street for heaven's sake 
The driver must be over speeding, for the impact to be this much
Meanwhile, worshippers that attend that mosque will be jubilating now 
At least, a befitting structure will be erected courtesy of Jason Statham in a highlander Mobile phone. Mobile phone. Mobile phone. - I'm driving a jeep. Let all men bow before me. Oh, let me hold up a phone to my ear. BECAUSE I LOOK SO DAMN COOL DOING IT. Let me even write and ping on WhatsApp. This is freaking awesome men. I feel so high - Are these not the thoughts that go through ones head because one owns a phone and has gotten hold of a car? |
Travel › Re: Bus Collides With Trailer In Jigawa,18 Passengers Dead(photos) by uuzba(m): 5:18pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Olalan: There's a need to reorientate drivers on the dangers of over speeding, accident everyday with over speeding as the major cause is really saddening. BTW what happened to speed limit trackers the FRSC asked commercial vehicles to have, cause it seems those drivers are he'll bent on sending people to early graves Mobile phone is the cause. Any of: 1. He was answering a call 2. He was doing project management - using the phone to instruct somebody, who is relaxing safely at home, what to do - If you are driving, forget about other matters Leave all to God. But put YOUR MIND on the driving that you are doing. |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Shoots His Wife And Daughter Dead In US, Then Commits Suicide by uuzba(m): 5:10pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
Netanyahu1: My brother, nigerian men think that marrying a nurse is a meal ticket for them, and nurses knows these and as such have become very wayward . Am saying these cause I have seen many guys dying in silence, but can't talk. The ones you hear about is the stupid ones that kill instead of walking away. ...and nurses KNOW this.... |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Shoots His Wife And Daughter Dead In US, Then Commits Suicide by uuzba(m): 5:06pm On Jun 13, 2018 |
thorpido: Such a shame I must go to America attitude. If one does not plan for the type of spiritual battles that you must fight there, frustration will kill you. In their primary schools they already teach that there is nothing like boy or girl. Boy can wear bra and rub lipstick. No body should talk. Parents should not correct him. Lunatic set of misguided sexual orientation. If you quote Bible, they will say you are old fashioned. May God help all those in US and those Nigerians running there without spiritual defence. This one don take him hand kill himself again! |
Car Talk › Re: WARNING!!!! 5 Common Symptoms Of A Bad Fuel Pump. (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:05am On Jun 12, 2018 |
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Crime › Re: Houseboy Poisons Naval Officer And Kills His Girlfriend In Port Harcourt. Photos by uuzba(m): 9:49am On Jun 11, 2018 |
Charly68: Why are people so wicked in that part of the country..? Blood shedding means nothing to them again..eeh ! Two people just disappeared like that ! When you squander wealth in their faces. And you leave no opportunity for them to ever catch up with you. The more you lead a life of wealth squandering, the more they will attack. You heard the saying, "One day the poor will have nothing else to eat except the rich". That is what he is doing. |
Crime › Re: Houseboy Poisons Naval Officer And Kills His Girlfriend In Port Harcourt. Photos by uuzba(m): 9:46am On Jun 11, 2018 |
[quote author=2016v2017 post=68372266][/quote]You sir, are 100% correct. |