₦airaland Forum

Sinach0191:
....... Just waiting for another insult

Go and pick dictionary and start revising serious English. British can FINISH somebody in your front with English and you will be laughing. After 1 year, you will understand say, Na curse them.been curse.

EVILFOREST:
What will they be discussing...??
Can BaBa sustain discussion with this LADY...?

And if so for how long...

Probably wondering why she does no belong in ->>> THAT OTHER room.

Ivimilly:
Why do I smell major exploitation

At least Nigerians, we now have sense.
They came before to exploit.
They left us, joined European Union and played us the biggest yanga in the universe.
They have commot from EU
They are back again.
Na market she wan sell. She is looking for customers. Expensive UK standard market.

gift2xl:
U come this life to drive keke aka okada abi poverty.

Chinese youth are in factories soldering circuit boards to manufacture electronics. They are welding and joining bicycle frames. They are producing every damn gadget, machine and equipment that we import.

If all these things are already imported and full inside market, what are these youth supposed to do apart from riding Keke front and back on the road? Which factory remains to engage anybody?

KingSatan:


Depression kills faster than HIV.

I wonder why the world isn't giving much attention to this Psychological Illness.

Please if you are depressed, talk to someone.

I know humans are hard to approach but talk to someone.

Talk to whom? What can you do? We are all here bashing each other daily, doing yanga for each other. God didn't make this world to be so difficult. It is we who HAPPILY do such wickedness to each other.

I have shoe. You don't have shoe - F*** You.
I have watch.You don't have watch F*** you
I went to London. You didn't go. F*** you.
I'm a pastor. See all my money ! F*** all of you. Suffer there, knell down, do vigil, don't sleep...
Gather all you money and give me. I just lie that the money is for God.
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Uncle which part of depression do you want to solve?

inoki247:
The Police be like how dare you access what am accessing where your particular of assessment...

It's not only particulars. Always beware of a divorcee. Lest you commit adultery with them.
It is not this world that gave the rule, "Thou shalt not commit adultery", it is God that gave the rule. So it is God's opinion that matters.

Ekez:
You just killed ur fellow man because of a bitch that cannot close her leg.
Shame on u

What God has joined together, let no man put assunder.
Nothing concerns you with a separated or divorced man's wife. Leave her alone. Go and find another person.

Kaycee9242:
Good post but will Africans av time for all dese?

Unnecessary oyibo bullshit.
Just know your weight and height.
They sell tape rule for N300. Buy one and keep.

flyca:
Why did you lift a the picture of a fair skinned man for a Naija content blog?

When I saw Zodiak and Skin Type, I immediately knew, this is the bottom line Nigerian inferiority complex.
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If oyibo people believe in superstition, what is my business with that? You no get money to do your traditional finish for village, you dey find excuse to run comot from prospective spouse.

4601CE:
Their parents gave them money to buy lamp but dem don use am carry girl go indulge

No self discipline.

Fitbillionairep:
but why must africans try to please whites? shit like this pisses me off. man i got the american accent and shit. but when ever i am at the airport, i make sure i use the thickest nigerian accent to talk to them white fuckers. if you cant understand me , then go and learn

Ha
Chief
Ment

Hamerican HAGZENT is now at back of your tongue.

Black Americans cuss Whites because of slavery and racism.
You, you are a Nigerian. Never a slave, never faced racism. Which one concern you with cussing white people as fuckers?

michoim:
Does that translate to good leadership?

It translates to Education.
And and the ability to take positive advice.

czarina:
Inferiority complex at its peak! Talk about colonial mentality.

I like the fact that he's articulate but what the hell?

How do they say, "what the hell" in your traditional language?

You are here using American slang and pointing finger at others.

Austema:
We respect the Oyibos for their advancement

The whole of China is Chinese. Speaking only their Chinese language. France - French, Germany - German.
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Oyibo counties are usually made of ONE language only. So no argument, no confusion
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Nigeria has more than 300 different languages. Different cultures colliding and clashing with each other. Argument | Confusion.
Slow & Little progress.

xtervaganza:
Avengers: infinity war


Btw black panther is the worst movie I watch this year.

Black Panther come and dry.
Dry gist, fake cultures. Bad man died too early.

Snixdave114:
Mine is Ready Player One, as in that film burst my brain the fact that they mixed Live action with the Game animation thing is just so creative.. If you're yet to watch it you should watch it now, what's yours and give us reason why you love it.. Issa Thread!

The Gundam part was not long enough.
That's the only problem I have with that film

chiefoboh1:
please were can I download this films u mentioned?

They are on the internet.

Search google.
Nobody wants to give you a link to a pirate website.
Use your hand and search it by yourself.

The only thing I can see here is Tom resting and Jerry "finding" his trouble.

nairavsdollars:
Why is sweet Melania wasting her time with this old hag?

Melenia has goals na.
She was a former prostitute(?) abi naked dancing woman something. Her goal was to marry rich man.
Was Trump and IS Trump not rich?

geometricaxis:
oyinbo rat or Nigerian rat?

Rat is Rat.
You think rat does not enter ship and sail across the ocean? Ship rat is the worst.
Aeroplane rat is so deadly because it can chop wire that will crash the plane. The operating crew normally find and kill any rat.
Ship is too big and too difficult to find rat.

thesicilian:
It still amazes me how one can sleep so deeply to the extent that a rodent will chew off part of your body without you waking up.

That's part of rat's bastardness.
It will chop small and blow small breeze.
You would never know.

Happened to me and my room mates in boarding house many years ago. Nobody woke up.

Racoon:
The difference is clear.Lifeless president.

All the black people crying racism in America are more full of life.
Trump will ask them, Shey you said whites are racist? Me and this lifeless guy, who is giving you more food to eat? Abi you want to follow him back to Africa?

famousroland:
This is so Pathetic, sad news everywhere in this country...


Let's have some comic relieves

Comic relief

omojesu202:
from Nairaland you'll know joblessness is real among our youths.

What do you want them to do?
Do you have employment for them? Or are you the type that will refuse to pay THEN pour acid on the person again?

You spend all your energy and happiness buying and using imported goods. Which local industry have you supported? You probably love seeing people selling gala in traffic jam. Dangle the guy's N50 with your left hand and make him run 1km chasing your car to get his money hoping that he is hit and mauled to death by a tipper.

Tarivanessa:
Who remembers the first Android devices? The ones who came sporting hard buttons keys on the front and sides of the device. At present we have two types of button layouts out in vogue which are purely virtual keys and a combination of hard keys plus capacitive ones.
We can also say comfort and user preference come into play when making a choice between both options so let’s have your opinion.

Which do your prefer between physical and virtual keys?

You are asking this question as if there are phycical keypad android devices available.
Your question is quite selfish.
If I can purchase an Android phone for N10,000 (10K), and I have ABSOLUTELY no choice but Virtual keypad,
why would I still bring out N151,000 (151K), to purchase blackberry keyone because i'm looking for physical keypad?

justtoodark:
you nigerians sef...una no dey read international news...??

even americans are pissed over trump....

Who are these people in the crowd?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkghtyxZ6rc

Violent, gun slinging and racist set of individuals who kill unborn babies and promote sex without control.
Trump is their man. He upholds all their values.

amaniro:
When I went to school with 5 naira that can buy like 3 things

My grandfather salary then was 7naira as a teacher

When I was in boarding house in JS1, we used to do 555
50kobo Garri
50kobo Sugar
50kobo Groudnut
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My pocket money for the whole term was N10.00 (Ten Naira). And it will remain.
This was 1990.

toofit007:
the issue of biafra is getting out of hand, the woman is coming to tell the pedophile that it is not business as usual.

Why is she bothering to come to Nigeria? Just give all Nigerians free permanent Visa to UK. Since she cannot leave us alone, let us go there and meet her. Enough of all this sweet mouth Oyibo 419. I shall not be deceived.

magoo10:
Buhari is a disgrace to Africa

The lifeless president is empty no wonder he boasts of walking 800m as an achievement.

...when Trump was a wrestler...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NsrwH9I9vE

sapeleboi:
hope say this one tyre nor de pull 2

Na Honda pulled tire wey dey cause traffic for my area. Everyday one must pull. Useless brand.

hucienda:
dis Trump no just send.

That is why they elected him. He is a guy who doesn't give a f*** about nonsense.

That their constitution that they wrote for America, he must defend it.