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PhonesRe: Physical Or Virtual ! Which Is Your Favorite ? by uuzba(m): 8:21am On Aug 28, 2018
Tarivanessa:
Who remembers the first Android devices? The ones who came sporting hard buttons keys on the front and sides of the device. At present we have two types of button layouts out in vogue which are purely virtual keys and a combination of hard keys plus capacitive ones.
We can also say comfort and user preference come into play when making a choice between both options so let’s have your opinion.

Which do your prefer between physical and virtual keys?
You are asking this question as if there are phycical keypad android devices available.
Your question is quite selfish.
If I can purchase an Android phone for N10,000 (10K), and I have ABSOLUTELY no choice but Virtual keypad,
why would I still bring out N151,000 (151K), to purchase blackberry keyone because i'm looking for physical keypad?

huh
PoliticsRe: 'Buhari Is Lifeless': Presidency, US Embassy Silent On Trump's Comment by uuzba(m): 8:17am On Aug 28, 2018
justtoodark:
you nigerians sef...una no dey read international news...??

even americans are pissed over trump....
Who are these people in the crowd?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkghtyxZ6rc

Violent, gun slinging and racist set of individuals who kill unborn babies and promote sex without control.
Trump is their man. He upholds all their values.
BusinessRe: When The Naira Was Stronger Than US Dollar (Throwback) by uuzba(m): 8:10am On Aug 28, 2018
amaniro:
When I went to school with 5 naira that can buy like 3 things wink

My grandfather salary then was 7naira as a teacher wink
When I was in boarding house in JS1, we used to do 555
50kobo Garri
50kobo Sugar
50kobo Groudnut
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My pocket money for the whole term was N10.00 (Ten Naira). And it will remain.
This was 1990.
PoliticsRe: Theresa May To Visit Nigeria On Wednesday by uuzba(m): 9:30pm On Aug 27, 2018
toofit007:
the issue of biafra is getting out of hand, the woman is coming to tell the pedophile that it is not business as usual.
Why is she bothering to come to Nigeria? Just give all Nigerians free permanent Visa to UK. Since she cannot leave us alone, let us go there and meet her. Enough of all this sweet mouth Oyibo 419. I shall not be deceived.
PoliticsRe: PDP Reacts To Donald Trump's 'Lifeless' Comment About President Buhari. by uuzba(m): 5:34pm On Aug 27, 2018
magoo10:
Buhari is a disgrace to Africa

The lifeless president is empty no wonder he boasts of walking 800m as an achievement.
...when Trump was a wrestler...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NsrwH9I9vE
Car TalkRe: The New 2019 Honda Insight Looks Just Like A Honda Accord/civic Hybrid. by uuzba(m): 10:03am On Aug 27, 2018
sapeleboi:
hope say this one tyre nor de pull 2
Na Honda pulled tire wey dey cause traffic for my area. Everyday one must pull. Useless brand.
PoliticsRe: Trump Said Buhari Is So Lifeless - Financial Times by uuzba(m): 9:53am On Aug 27, 2018
hucienda:
dis Trump no just send.
That is why they elected him. He is a guy who doesn't give a f*** about nonsense.

That their constitution that they wrote for America, he must defend it.
Foreign AffairsRe: John Mccain, Senator And Former Presidential Candidate, Dies At 81 by uuzba(m): 8:48am On Aug 26, 2018
Docka:
McCain was and epitome of greatness and beauty,he loves is people so much,we the people of America will miss you sir,rest on sir.
We the people ke? With this kind mistake spelling wey you dey make for English? Are you sure you are in America? And it's only this Nairaland website that you can browse in the whole America?

Chai!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: John Mccain, Senator And Former Presidential Candidate, Dies At 81 by uuzba(m): 8:42am On Aug 26, 2018
salford1:
I hope he gets a state burial. He really tried for the USA.
If they don't give him state burial nko? What will you do? Is USA your country?
Science/TechnologyRe: Woman Rescues, Returns Turtle To Sea In Lagos (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:47pm On Aug 25, 2018
obviouscrab2109:
Nice
Nature lover spotted
I hear very well.
Let us see how she treats those under her. Driver, gateman, house girl. I hope she is not the type that pours hot water or acid on her house girl.
Then come here and be showing us picture of turtle.chilling inside jeep.
Science/TechnologyRe: Woman Rescues, Returns Turtle To Sea In Lagos (Photos) by uuzba(m): 10:44pm On Aug 25, 2018
Olalan:
Nice of her........loving nature
So how much did she spend on the animal?
If somebody came to beg her for that money will she give the person?

Nonsense Charity to animal. You come snap picture and put on internet. Idiot holy woman. Abi?
SportsRe: Serena Williams Banned From Wearing Catsuit At French Open by uuzba(m): 5:31pm On Aug 25, 2018
IamAirforce1:
She look stupid in that suit

Manly stiff body .

Not sexy at all.
When women go and play aggressive sports, their body turns to iron.
It's the husband i'm sorry for. He can be doing "I don't care" attitude. One day his hand will mistakenly touch the body of a lady, soft like puff-puff and his head will start turning.
Car TalkRe: Audi's Elect. Concept Sportcar Supports Centre Driving & Goes From 0 To 60 In 2s by uuzba(m): 7:25am On Aug 25, 2018
My car does 0 to 60 in like 20seconds
And I still reach all the places I'm going to.

There were days when it even stopped on the road, I pushed it, bought fuel, pumped tire, changed engine oil, entered Shoprite, ate meatpie.
..
AND still reached the place I was going to.

So why should I purchase a car that can do 0 to 60 in 2 seconds?

Please explain
TravelRe: Kids Playing On 3rd Mainland Bridge After Being Shut (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:01pm On Aug 24, 2018
Mariangeles:
undecided
Nigerian children need big open spaces to play. Bug fields and parks. This is their only opportunity before we lock them up again inside the house and small compounds.
CrimeRe: Meet Andy Lee House Who Sank His $1m Bugatti Veyron To Scam Insurance Company by uuzba(m): 8:58pm On Aug 24, 2018
DannyJ19:
White people have been scamming insurance company since 20AD.


Insurance company in Nigeria just dey enjoy because there don't indemnify most of people with insurance cover.
Insurance business is like two 419 people trying to outsmart each other.
CareerRe: Thirteen Thousand Mining Jobs Threatened In South Africa by uuzba(m): 3:25pm On Aug 24, 2018
Ugosample:
I was born in Lagos

So I consider myself a Lagos boy (now man )

But my ethnicity is Igbo


my passport has Lagos as place of birth etc etc


I often say I'm from Lagos too grin

Even tho some of my Yoruba pple may think otherwise
but I no care


it's clannishness and foolishness that disturbs people in Nigeria
All the white people in America are originally from Europe (England, Germany, France, Italy). But if you ask them their state of origin they will give you American states, New york , Texas ... That's what they will write down in any form to do politics, to fill passport, to buy land. They will never mention Europe. And when they die, they go to any cemetery dey like and be buried there. Nobody will fly dead body back to Europe for burial.

So far we continue travelling up and down, my village, your village despite being born OUTSIDE these villages, we keep disconnecting ourselves from the land we were born. How do you expect us to be ONE in mind? How do you expect us to join hands and fight together against our corrupt politicians?

IT CANNOT WORK.
And that is why we continue having corrupt politicians KNOCKING OUR HEADS against each other whilst they settle themselves.
Science/TechnologyRe: 'Terrorist' Elephant Killed In Ohafia, Abia By Hunter In 1966 (Throwback Photo) by uuzba(m): 3:10pm On Aug 24, 2018
LordLanister:
Yeah... Even my mum killed a Dinosaur in the '80s... grin
Unfortunately for you, this was recalled and rewritten by my grandfather in his autobiography.
Did your grandfather write an autobiography?
Would you like me to lend you the book?
Science/TechnologyRe: 'Terrorist' Elephant Killed In Ohafia, Abia By Hunter In 1966 (Throwback Photo) by uuzba(m): 3:27pm On Aug 23, 2018
efechris:
I hope we are not related cos my maternal grandfather killed one also somewhere in one of the communities in ughelli north. But the story behind d killing is what I still doubt till date. They said he killed the lion by just waving his hand at it.
Abeg O, my great grandfather shot it with a gun.
My grandfather remembered the details. Wrote it down in his autobiography. My Dad published the book. I read it.
CareerRe: Thirteen Thousand Mining Jobs Threatened In South Africa by uuzba(m): 12:44pm On Aug 23, 2018
Ugosample:
excuses upon excuses

how about protesting at the state or local govt level

that's where it really starts?

Or you will also come with the excuse that the "olu" in your village did not meet the other ones in your local govt or state to form them?

Let us stop creating excuses
I was born in Lagos, lived in Lagos most of my life. But some idiot will say that my state of origin is Delta. It is my father who was born in Delta, not me. So my state of origin should be Lagos abi?
My son was born in Lagos. So what is his state of origin?
What do you say? Let me know so I can know where to torment the nearest local government.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Attacked By Racist Indians, Her Forehead Broken (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:08am On Aug 23, 2018
chiedozie198100:
We should repay them here
You get power?
One Indian shows up in Nigeria, 100 youth are rushing to submit CV and beg for work.

Which repay are you repaying? Indians don't come her to beg for work. We go to india to beg them for work.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Lady Attacked By Racist Indians, Her Forehead Broken (Graphic Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:06am On Aug 23, 2018
Nwodosis:
For how long we will be leaving our country?
This is the "Ntoor" of the situation.
Nigeria is not good. You ran away.
The place you ran to, they broke your head. Shey, you will come back.
It is me and you who will make Nigeria good.
Stop running overseas and doing us "kpasko" on facebook.
Science/TechnologyRe: 'Terrorist' Elephant Killed In Ohafia, Abia By Hunter In 1966 (Throwback Photo) by uuzba(m): 10:30am On Aug 23, 2018
1x2x3:
Looks normal.
... in your eye grin
Science/TechnologyRe: 'Terrorist' Elephant Killed In Ohafia, Abia By Hunter In 1966 (Throwback Photo) by uuzba(m): 10:28am On Aug 23, 2018
gidgiddy:
This is news to me. I never knew Igbo land had elephants. Even the Monkeys we used to have in my village when I was a kid have all disappeared
Global warming things.
My Great grandfather killed a lion in Ughelli, Delta state around 1900-1910
I didn't even know lions reached far down south as that.
Science/TechnologyRe: 'Terrorist' Elephant Killed In Ohafia, Abia By Hunter In 1966 (Throwback Photo) by uuzba(m): 10:26am On Aug 23, 2018
That Shoe! grin
CareerRe: Thirteen Thousand Mining Jobs Threatened In South Africa by uuzba(m): 7:51am On Aug 23, 2018
tstx:
I hate that we Nigerians don't have a protest Culture...

Because of this our government no dey fear to use us play Tininitantana tananatinini
Don't be upset. Just try to understand that we are of different tribes and languages. The Olu of my village never met or discussed with the Sultan of your village. It was one white man that joined us together to form Nigeria. Nigeria does not mean anything to anybody so we cannot join hands and protest what we don't know.
PhonesRe: Why I Would Not Be Upgrading To A New 2018 Flagship Phone This Year. by uuzba(m): 7:49am On Aug 23, 2018
Abeg do quick and upgrade your phone.
I will buy the one you are using now for N10,000.

Technology drunk generation.
PoliticsRe: Benjamin O'Keefe Calls Obianuju Ekeocha "A Joke Of A Black Person". She Replies by uuzba(m): 4:27am On Aug 23, 2018
Munzy14:
When people press the button, you serve them like it's hot!. A slave product is calling someone a joke of black.
If you were him, a slave product in America, what will you do about it?
Enter aeroplane and fly to Africa? To do what? Who knows you in Africa? Is it your fault that you are a slave product?
CrimeRe: Hermaphrodite: Boy Who Has A Vagina In Benin Beaten, Assaulted, Called A Witch by uuzba(m): 4:19am On Aug 23, 2018
bigcasava1:
he is not a transgender but carries a female organ! na witch d boy be!
He/she already has vagina. Later will develop breasts. Will you still be calling it a boy?
This is a girl whose mother was dressing up as a boy, cutting his hair and pushing to play football. Nonsense.
CrimeRe: Hermaphrodite: Boy Who Has A Vagina In Benin Beaten, Assaulted, Called A Witch by uuzba(m): 4:16am On Aug 23, 2018
Kimsokrates:
No bro.This condition is medically referred to as androgen insensitivity syndrome.This is when a male child has the physical traits of a female but the genetic make up of a male.
Those folks who victimised him are ignorant
French!
When he was a baby, did he have muscles or beard to distinguish him as a man? It is his mother's fault. She clearly saw the vagina and still dressed her up as boy. This is complete girl. Breast will come out with age.
TravelRe: End Of Danfo As LASG Is Set To Roll Out 300 New BRT Buses Oct. 1st by uuzba(m): 4:47pm On Aug 17, 2018
Heavance:
We still have to stand for so long to board BRT at main terminals, like tbs, mile 12 and others. You will see buses parked with no drivers
I still don't understand our maintenance culture here
Maintenance requires machinery
Machinery run on electricity
We don't have electricity.
-> No maintenance.
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I've heard it said that all our electricity production in Nigeria is Equal to only ONE state in USA.
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When white men want to do something, they are serious about it and take it in full force
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Single Female Doctor: 'A Driver Refused To Work For Me' by uuzba(m): 2:53pm On Aug 17, 2018
pocohantas:
Buhari is a woman I suppose.
How do some men treat maids?By sexually abusing and impregnating teenagers. Clap for yourself! cheesy

Men and their ego, that's the exact reason my boss specifically requested for a female GT in her unit. She was tired of insubodination from males. When corrected, they will claim she is angry because she is single and sex-starved. Sexist? Yes, but lucky me grin

That said, this one is most likely to avoid infidelity.
Good for you.
Women, go and work for other women and men go and work for men.
It was Portipha's wife that created trouble for Joseph.
CrimeRe: Man Sentenced To Death For Killing His Pregnant Wife Over N1k by uuzba(m): 1:52pm On Aug 17, 2018
Moreoffaith:
MAD MAN

7KIDShuh AND SHE IS EVEN PREGNANT, IF SHE COM E BORN TRIPLET NKO?

AS IN I DONT UNDERSTAND THE GUT SOME PEOPLE HAVE IN THIS COUNTRY.

YOUR DICK DEY RISE BUT YOU NO FIT FEED YOUR KIDS, MAD MAN

RIP TO THE DEAD WOMAN.
Sweet talk of condemnation.
Is he the only man that has private part?
When so many youth RIGHT HERE ON NAIRALAND pride themselves with formication, masturbation and abortion... Do you all think you can escape God's judgement?
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Jesus asked us to pray FOR our ENEMIES - so they have a change of heart.
He did not ask us to judge and condemn anybody.
Pray for him.
One day, your own enemy will also pray FOR you (not AGAINST you. FOR you).

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