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Tarivanessa:You are asking this question as if there are phycical keypad android devices available. Your question is quite selfish. If I can purchase an Android phone for N10,000 (10K), and I have ABSOLUTELY no choice but Virtual keypad, why would I still bring out N151,000 (151K), to purchase blackberry keyone because i'm looking for physical keypad? ![]() |
justtoodark:Who are these people in the crowd? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkghtyxZ6rc Violent, gun slinging and racist set of individuals who kill unborn babies and promote sex without control. Trump is their man. He upholds all their values. |
amaniro:When I was in boarding house in JS1, we used to do 555 50kobo Garri 50kobo Sugar 50kobo Groudnut - My pocket money for the whole term was N10.00 (Ten Naira). And it will remain. This was 1990. |
toofit007:Why is she bothering to come to Nigeria? Just give all Nigerians free permanent Visa to UK. Since she cannot leave us alone, let us go there and meet her. Enough of all this sweet mouth Oyibo 419. I shall not be deceived. |
magoo10:...when Trump was a wrestler... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NsrwH9I9vE |
sapeleboi:Na Honda pulled tire wey dey cause traffic for my area. Everyday one must pull. Useless brand. |
hucienda:That is why they elected him. He is a guy who doesn't give a f*** about nonsense. That their constitution that they wrote for America, he must defend it. |
Docka:We the people ke? With this kind mistake spelling wey you dey make for English? Are you sure you are in America? And it's only this Nairaland website that you can browse in the whole America? Chai!!! |
salford1:If they don't give him state burial nko? What will you do? Is USA your country? |
obviouscrab2109:I hear very well. Let us see how she treats those under her. Driver, gateman, house girl. I hope she is not the type that pours hot water or acid on her house girl. Then come here and be showing us picture of turtle.chilling inside jeep. |
Olalan:So how much did she spend on the animal? If somebody came to beg her for that money will she give the person? Nonsense Charity to animal. You come snap picture and put on internet. Idiot holy woman. Abi? |
IamAirforce1:When women go and play aggressive sports, their body turns to iron. It's the husband i'm sorry for. He can be doing "I don't care" attitude. One day his hand will mistakenly touch the body of a lady, soft like puff-puff and his head will start turning. |
My car does 0 to 60 in like 20seconds And I still reach all the places I'm going to. There were days when it even stopped on the road, I pushed it, bought fuel, pumped tire, changed engine oil, entered Shoprite, ate meatpie. .. AND still reached the place I was going to. So why should I purchase a car that can do 0 to 60 in 2 seconds? Please explain |
Mariangeles:Nigerian children need big open spaces to play. Bug fields and parks. This is their only opportunity before we lock them up again inside the house and small compounds. |
DannyJ19:Insurance business is like two 419 people trying to outsmart each other. |
Ugosample:All the white people in America are originally from Europe (England, Germany, France, Italy). But if you ask them their state of origin they will give you American states, New york , Texas ... That's what they will write down in any form to do politics, to fill passport, to buy land. They will never mention Europe. And when they die, they go to any cemetery dey like and be buried there. Nobody will fly dead body back to Europe for burial. So far we continue travelling up and down, my village, your village despite being born OUTSIDE these villages, we keep disconnecting ourselves from the land we were born. How do you expect us to be ONE in mind? How do you expect us to join hands and fight together against our corrupt politicians? IT CANNOT WORK. And that is why we continue having corrupt politicians KNOCKING OUR HEADS against each other whilst they settle themselves. |
LordLanister:Unfortunately for you, this was recalled and rewritten by my grandfather in his autobiography. Did your grandfather write an autobiography? Would you like me to lend you the book? |
efechris:Abeg O, my great grandfather shot it with a gun. My grandfather remembered the details. Wrote it down in his autobiography. My Dad published the book. I read it. |
Ugosample:I was born in Lagos, lived in Lagos most of my life. But some idiot will say that my state of origin is Delta. It is my father who was born in Delta, not me. So my state of origin should be Lagos abi? My son was born in Lagos. So what is his state of origin? What do you say? Let me know so I can know where to torment the nearest local government. |
chiedozie198100:You get power? One Indian shows up in Nigeria, 100 youth are rushing to submit CV and beg for work. Which repay are you repaying? Indians don't come her to beg for work. We go to india to beg them for work. |
Nwodosis:This is the "Ntoor" of the situation. Nigeria is not good. You ran away. The place you ran to, they broke your head. Shey, you will come back. It is me and you who will make Nigeria good. Stop running overseas and doing us "kpasko" on facebook. |
1x2x3:... in your eye ![]() |
gidgiddy:Global warming things. My Great grandfather killed a lion in Ughelli, Delta state around 1900-1910 I didn't even know lions reached far down south as that. |
That Shoe! ![]() |
tstx:Don't be upset. Just try to understand that we are of different tribes and languages. The Olu of my village never met or discussed with the Sultan of your village. It was one white man that joined us together to form Nigeria. Nigeria does not mean anything to anybody so we cannot join hands and protest what we don't know. |
Abeg do quick and upgrade your phone. I will buy the one you are using now for N10,000. Technology drunk generation. |
Munzy14:If you were him, a slave product in America, what will you do about it? Enter aeroplane and fly to Africa? To do what? Who knows you in Africa? Is it your fault that you are a slave product? |
bigcasava1:He/she already has vagina. Later will develop breasts. Will you still be calling it a boy? This is a girl whose mother was dressing up as a boy, cutting his hair and pushing to play football. Nonsense. |
Kimsokrates:French! When he was a baby, did he have muscles or beard to distinguish him as a man? It is his mother's fault. She clearly saw the vagina and still dressed her up as boy. This is complete girl. Breast will come out with age. |
Heavance:Maintenance requires machinery Machinery run on electricity We don't have electricity. -> No maintenance. - I've heard it said that all our electricity production in Nigeria is Equal to only ONE state in USA. - When white men want to do something, they are serious about it and take it in full force |
pocohantas:Good for you. Women, go and work for other women and men go and work for men. It was Portipha's wife that created trouble for Joseph. |
Moreoffaith:Sweet talk of condemnation. Is he the only man that has private part? When so many youth RIGHT HERE ON NAIRALAND pride themselves with formication, masturbation and abortion... Do you all think you can escape God's judgement? - Jesus asked us to pray FOR our ENEMIES - so they have a change of heart. He did not ask us to judge and condemn anybody. Pray for him. One day, your own enemy will also pray FOR you (not AGAINST you. FOR you). |
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