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Travel › Re: African Migrants Including Nigerians Stranded Off A Coast In Tunisia. Photos by uuzba(m): 6:15pm On Jul 20, 2018

tolexy007:
Africa entirely continent

You need to understand that we Africans did not form our countries. We only minded our business with our tribes.
The White people (Europeans) are the ones who drew boarders within Africa dividing us into different countries.
We the people are hardly coordinated with each other. That is not how countries are formed. What do you expect?
Europeans spent 1000s of years fighting and killing each other in different battles before they agreed to form the countries you are seeing today

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Celebrities › Re: Ali Baba Challenges Anthony Joshua, As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by uuzba(m): 5:41pm On Jul 20, 2018

Even untop of all that big water, you still went to look for plumber to connect pipe to use shower to take bath?
Why do people like to complicate their lives?
grin

Crime › Re: Police Officers Storm Nigerian Restaurant In China. Photos/video by uuzba(m): 8:13am On Jul 20, 2018

MrBrownJay1:
A) in China, the money is YUAN not "yen"... you are mistaking it for Japanese money
B) 3k Yen (Japan) is less than 10$, and i am safe to say that you wont find any "proper/legal" restaurant in the west selling eba/egusi for less than that. remember, in most of these places, african food is EXPORTED items thus costing much more than in Africa.
C) 3k Yuan (China) is over 400$, which i doubt you will find any african food costing that much (unless in your wild dreams).
D) in the west, there is something called HEALTH AND SAFETY regulations, which is about the hygiene of your establishment, how you should store food, at what temperature, where/how clean your place is and how clean your place should be. failure to comply will have your place closed.
E) in the west, to operate a restaurant you need a LICENSE, and sadly, many Africans operate restaurants in their garage or living room.

In the West, In the West, in the west
We are extremely intelligent about the West.

Here Nko?
When will we implement ONE thing that we saw in this West?

Crime › Re: Police Officers Storm Nigerian Restaurant In China. Photos/video by uuzba(m): 8:06am On Jul 20, 2018

starmich2004:
Nigerians and illegalities are always 5 & 6.

But really, what do you expect?
Parents, teach you children the way to go and they will follow it.

It is the illegalities that we have been brought up with by all of our leaders that make us whom we are.

Look at the British: Their Royal family is their leader.
Everybody wants to speak English like them (Queen's English) dress like them, be virtuous like them, be respectful like them. (That is their own level)

Look at Nigeria: Can you point out any one leader that you want to be like? However, we all imitate them in confusion resulting in one form of illegality or another.

The leader will always affect the people. There is no escape.

Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Appointed To Board Of Twitter by uuzba(m): 7:56am On Jul 20, 2018

LuckyLadolce:
This innocent woman is over there making wave and doing us proud as a country not as a tribe, you are all here celebrating her success with hate speech. For your information, before you start playing the tribal bigotry scripts, twitter only recognizes her as a Nigerian and nothing more.

you are the hater here.. no one is hating on the woman.. you are the one calling for haters that does not even exist to come.. stop all these irritating stuff! call for love not hate. haba!

why is everyone's slogan here is HATE/HATER/HATING? Please what is going one here? who is hating on who really?

This seems to be the slogan of most of our brothers from the east..

Let me qucikly say this.. on behalf of the rest of us, PLEASE, WE ARE SAYING WE DONT HATE YOU, WE LOVE YOU.

And for your information, we cant even afford you hate on your personal self, it is totally UNACCEPTABLE.

AND WELCOME TO THE NEW NIGERIA WHERE ONLY LOVE WILL BE OUR SLOGAN HENCEFORTH

THANK YOU.

PS: For those of you mentioning me, I really do not have enough time to waste here arguing with you guys as I have better things to engage myself with.. funny thing is, one rogue here is even digging out my past posts but failed to see that I've never engaged in any tribal argument before on this forum.. Seun is just being sensitive about you guys, if not he could have kicked out the ass of most of you out of this forum but if he take on such action you all will still term it HATE and TRIBALISM because that's what your heart is filled with. Have a nice day!

Uncle, no matter how we try to detribalize issues, call ourselves NIGERIANS, and form a national identity called NIGERIA,...

shey you will marry?
shey you will go to church?

Theses are the times when tribalism will spring up again to the highest level.

This tribe is better than that tribe.

Family › Re: "Who Should Relocate After Marriage If The Wife Earns More " - See Reply by uuzba(m): 6:59am On Jul 19, 2018

thesicilian:
All these hypothetical questions self. Where do you see them paying 550k to a nurse in Nigeria?

The people asking the question will not go and marry.
They will come here to be doing future forecast and graph plotting for a futuristic life they will never live.

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Culture › Re: 7 Things Westerners Think When They Hear Africa by uuzba(m): 6:51am On Jul 19, 2018

DonFreshmoney:
That's their concern.

That is why you will gather Three Hundred and Sixty Naira (N360) to give to Oyibo to buy ONE Dollar ($1)
OR
Four Hundred and Seventy Naira (N470) to give Oyibo and collect ONE pound (£1)
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You may think that it normal. But then again that is the level you place yourself. They think little of africans and we think little of our selves as well. Hence the ruthless exchange rate.

The American will Give One Dollar ($1) to the British Man and collect 77 Pence back (£0.77)
Almost 1 to 1 ratio

Because they value each other almost equally.

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Food › Re: Lessel In Benue Where A Basket Of Tomatoes Goes For N150 by uuzba(m): 9:08pm On Jul 15, 2018

Kendumazy:
Transport, loading, offloading, market union fees, road union fees are factors that ~~makes~~ make it ~~seems~~ seem costly when it arrives lagos.

Cheap s7 edge. Check my signature

Career › Re: CAD Mechanical Design And Software by uuzba(m): 3:53pm On Jul 15, 2018

Career › Re: CAD Mechanical Design And Software by uuzba(m): 3:50pm On Jul 15, 2018

Travel › Re: Unknown Ship Spotted At Elegushi Beach (Photos) by uuzba(m): 6:22pm On Jul 14, 2018

babyfaceafrica:
what is odd there?...alarmist everywhere you go..just inform the necessary authority and go your way

Oyibo have done it again.
Build a ship, use it. When tired, drag it to Nigerian waters and dump there.
Those f*** Africans will be grateful to collect our scraps.

Family › Re: Lady Vows Not To Put A Call On Silent As She Lost Her Sister (Pics) by uuzba(m): 5:22pm On Jul 12, 2018

Vamicz:
This is what happens when you chose to be lonely and unreachable all in the name of sorting life out hmm I'm guilty of this

So you will die abi what are you saying? You want your phone to be ringing inside church and mosque? We would not hear word again because only you have phone in this world? Methuselah that didn't even know that there will be electricity one day talkless of phone reach 999years? My grandfather reached 107 without phone?

Abeg, everybody will die exactly on the day that they will die. Prepare your life and let others live their own.

Family › Re: Lady Vows Not To Put A Call On Silent As She Lost Her Sister (Pics) by uuzba(m): 5:15pm On Jul 12, 2018

macbede:
Who knows whether she wanted to tell you the password to her debit card and some of her financial information before passing on

All these younger siblings forming busy upandan.
Now banks will kolobi that one.

Rip

We used to be alive before phone entered this world. And the people that died still died. Now that we have phones, people will still die. No matter how much you charge the battery.

Just prepare yourself. Nobody on this forum will be alive in 2118.

Celebrities › Re: Christiane Amanpour Divorces Jamie Rubin, Her Husband Of 20 Years by uuzba(m): 1:24pm On Jul 12, 2018

Naijawebmaster:
After 20 years, you still get mind to divorce. It's well.

The thing that causes divorce is like a hot fire that will be burning in either spouse mind. They won't talk about the issue. They will be managing and bearing. But that fire doesn't ever quench. Some can carry it to the grave, others confess it before dying. Many carry the vex for long years. Others manage 1 month or 1 week - vex waka comot.

Court and select very well before marrying. So that that fire is not even there at all. Talk less of you carrying it for years and suffering in silence. Don't let lust for sex blind your eyes.

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Politics › Re: Fayose Cries: Police Beat Me, Hit My Neck With Gun, I Can't Turn (VIDEO) by uuzba(m): 4:03pm On Jul 11, 2018

Bossontop:

Bhet y must politics in nigeria always include bitterness and violence??

Because our country is an artificial one formed by another people. Those people used Guns to put us in order. Now that they have left us, we are using violence and force to maintain discipline.

Phones › Re: Whatsapp Takes Steps To Prevent The Spread Of Fake News by uuzba(m): 3:47pm On Jul 11, 2018

Sirpaul:
is not my hand writing oooo

Some years ago, I lived in the UK and I noticed that the buttons in their lift had this braille pins on them so that blind people can also "read" the numbers and know which one to press.

I also noticed that their transit busses were very low and had this special low door with a mechanism so that wheel chair people can easily roll into the bus.

I remember telling one UK housemate then, Ah, you guys care a lot for disabled people in your country with all these provisions. In my country, Nigeria, we take disabled people as IDIOTs.

Just like this image you have used here for fun.

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Car Talk › Re: UK Government Wants Every New Home To Come With An EV Charger by uuzba(m): 8:46am On Jul 11, 2018

Senselin:
UK to the future!

Watch as Nigeria will soon copy them without addressing the abysmal power generation.

But why are most African countries cursed with BAD leaders? (yes, including the ones you went to Ekiti to compaign for and the ones that sent 30000 policemen to same state for election, instead of states where herdsmen unleash terror).

Good leaders are not yet in Government or may not be given the chance.

You need to read about the history of European countries. They have fought and killed each other in SO MANY BATTLES for THOUSANDS OF YEARS, before they cooled down, started speaking one language and cooperating with each other.
African countries were colonized and given independence barely 60years ago. Can you see us cooperating to achieve anything? We are still speaking multiple languages nation wide. We haven't fought enough wars yet for our eyes to open. It will take a long time like 500years from now.

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Car Talk › Re: Tesla Model 3 Electric Car Can Now Park Itself Without A Driver Behind The Wheel by uuzba(m): 8:35am On Jul 11, 2018

When electricity has been put in place by the government, technology can begin to foster

Politics › Re: Benin Electricity Distribution Company (BEDC) Buys Giant Generator (video) by uuzba(m): 11:45am On Jul 09, 2018

AZeD1:
Not the same bro.

They are a distribution company not a generating one.

And the thing that they are distributing, they don't have an allocation to check the quality? That means they don't know what they are distributing.

Education › Re: Pupils Learning Under A Tree In Hawul LGA, Borno State (Photos) by uuzba(m): 7:49pm On Jul 07, 2018

Amberon11:
Their parents would vote buhari again and again because he is their brother.

Because when they vote for YOU, you will divide Nigeria into 2, north and south and never bother about them in the north again.

Education › Re: Pupils Learning Under A Tree In Hawul LGA, Borno State (Photos) by uuzba(m): 7:47pm On Jul 07, 2018

mybestlove:
Their "conscious", according to you, will really judge them.

It looks like you too @OP learnt under a tree .

It is called " conscience ". Let me correct you because I learnt in a classroom as a 5%ter.

The born to rules are still the most backward in the polity.

You speak as though you paid your school fees by yourself.

Education › Re: Pupils Learning Under A Tree In Hawul LGA, Borno State (Photos) by uuzba(m): 7:45pm On Jul 07, 2018

Asquare84:
I think the local govt can build a standard primary school if the know what the are doing

And what have educated people done for Nigeria in return apart from snapping themselves and pasting on Instagram and Facebook?

Health › Re: Early Morning Preachers Have Made My Life Miserable by uuzba(m): 5:29pm On Jul 07, 2018

kiddoiLL:
Lol...If I carry I go Eko my guy u go love Lagos o

What are the weighted shoes for?

Crime › Re: Barber Who Set Self Ablaze On Lagos Road Dies by uuzba(m): 5:21pm On Jul 07, 2018

ThinkSmarter:
believe me, this guy has sent a very strong message to the leaders, the people and the world about the standard of living in the country.
may he rest in peace.

But when Nigerians continue to travel overseas and blow cash anyhow even more than the local oyibos there, how can they believe?

Travel › Re: Skywalk Bridge At Oshodi Installed By Lagos State Government (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:26pm On Jul 04, 2018

MadeInTokyo:
Which kind bridge is this, it's not yet completed, why is the op now saying it has been installed

Nigeria
Ever in a hurry to catch up with developed nations.
The work is not complete. We don't even know if the bridge will not come and collapse.
The citizens don't have jobs to earn money to eat the food to have the energy to climb to the SKY walk to cross the road to look for the job to earn the..

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Properties › Re: American Lady Threatens To Stab Nigerian Housemate Over The Use Of Toilet by uuzba(m): 9:19pm On Jul 04, 2018

QueenSuccubus:
Blogger ! Blogger! Blogger sha...

The story of the OP and the content of the video doesnt even add up ...

And I don't see any "american" lady there.. Both the man and the woman ~~speaks~~ speak with heavy African accent ...

Mtcccheeww

Crime › Re: Physically Challenged Man Caught Stealing Phone, Begs to be Taken to Police by uuzba(m): 12:13pm On Jul 03, 2018

princeade86:
when he knew before that police will surely free him with his money for hand.

Police are hungry. They are poorly paid. We are the ones creating the damage in our society.

This is Falomo police barracks. You expect them not to collect bribe and free that man?

Crime › Re: Physically Challenged Man Caught Stealing Phone, Begs to be Taken to Police by uuzba(m): 12:06pm On Jul 03, 2018

He's stealing because he has no job.
Able bodied persons don't have jobs.
He already knows that this society is harsher to disabled people.
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People will curse and comment. Nobody will still give him a job.

What he needs is job, not police or prison or any other social discrimination.

Properties › Re: NURTW Office Collapses In Ibadan As Taofeek Oyerinde Escapes Tragedy by uuzba(m): 7:53pm On Jul 02, 2018

bigpicture001:
empty office with no computers nd paper work.. the typical naija office..

Don't blame him. Is there light?

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