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Entertainment › Re: Kenyan Magician 'Walking On Air' (Photos) by uuzba(m): 7:18pm On Aug 12, 2018

Pipedreams:
That acronym 'pov' you must be watching some amateur Indecency

POV = Point Of View
The angle at which the camera man pointed the camera at the man so you won't see the rope.

Crime › Re: Serving Soldier Arrested For Robbery & Cultism In Lagos (Photo) by uuzba(m): 12:12pm On Aug 10, 2018

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Family › Re: Father Asked His Son To Have A Haircut. Then The Son Did This (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:06pm On Aug 09, 2018

rozayx5:

That moment our parents enjoyed afro

And now Ask us to barb bald skin

The father did not ask the son to scrap hair off.
He asked the son to have a hair cut.

Hair cut means shaping your hair.
It can be plenty (afro)
It can be lower.
It just means that it is decently shaped.
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Scraped head is for men who do not have the time to groom their hair.
Eg, prisoners, criminals. ...They are always in a hurry, they live in dark rooms, they don't have mirrors to look at themselves before leaving whatever place they sleep and entering the main road. They cannot take care of themselves.

Crime › Re: 7-Year-Old Nigerian Boy Killed In Suspected Arson Attack In London. Pics by uuzba(m): 8:50pm On Aug 09, 2018

Xbee007:
I watched a video where a black man shot another because of eye glass. He shot a man, took his glass and ran away.

Is it bad parenting or just gene? Since predominant black communities in the West, that aren't dysfunctional, are extremely rare.

This people are giving free oxygen to racists!

All the black people in western countries are descendants of slaves. Read your history.
They continue to learn history in school, year after year. They learn that for the sake of their skin colour ALONE, white people used them as slaves. Did segregated them and remain racist to them.
Most black people cannot get over this and remain bitter. They deliberately refuse to cooperate with the whites, break all the laws our of pure bitterness.
Children always do 2x what they learnt from their parents.
So the cycle never ends.

Health › Re: 'I Used To Be Bullied'- Very Fat Man Shares His Shocking Weight Loss Journey(pi by uuzba(m): 5:41pm On Aug 08, 2018

When I hit the hymn, the coach said I should control my food. It is food control that does 70% of weight loss.

Car Talk › Re: Types Of Cars According To Their Body Style by uuzba(m): 4:19pm On Aug 08, 2018

Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan Shares His 2015 Quote On Facebook today by uuzba(m): 3:34pm On Aug 07, 2018

tesppidd:
This Ogogoro man is still vomiting.

Useless man who's ministers almost stole the country into extinction under his very red & hairy nostrils.

Very easy and sweet to blame others abi?
Was it him that did the stealing?
You want the position of Minister, when they give you, you will steal and embezzel, speak French. THEN later point finger back at Jonathan
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Everybody is responsible for Nigeria. It is not only one leader you will be pointing at.

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NYSC › Re: Picture Of Taraba Corpers At The Riverside Picnic Before Drowning Moments Later. by uuzba(m): 10:58pm On Aug 06, 2018

ELKHALIFAISIS:
why do people no near river when they know they can't swim

Are you aware that animals in the bush can all swim?

NYSC › Re: Picture Of Taraba Corpers At The Riverside Picnic Before Drowning Moments Later. by uuzba(m): 10:57pm On Aug 06, 2018

May their souls rest in peace.
May we all learn yo swim.

Life is a battle.
Animals will swim to save their life. It is by force.
Human beings are the highest of God's creatures.
Claim your position. Learn to swim

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Travel › Re: See The Abandoned Akute Flyover In Ogun Sate, Near Lagos (PHOTOS) by uuzba(m): 5:19pm On Aug 06, 2018

christejames:
Evidence of bad governance...

Nigeria has more than 250 different ethnic groups.
Can you govern them justly without any 2 fighting each other?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_Nigeria

Travel › Re: Helicopter Crashes In Sokoto State by uuzba(m): 8:03pm On Aug 03, 2018

Shelumiel:
That is true , but another question will pop; and that is : does Nigeria have the technological capacity to maintain such ? Remember, we are a consuming nation that produces virtually nothing. And our government is not really helping matters when it comes to technological development.

We don't want to help ourselves.
Technology is nothing more than microchip, soldering and circuit board.
These 3 things require electricity.
Chinese villagers are doing this in their country because their own government is strictly forbids importation of luxury items.
They are so good at joining and soldering all this electronic stuff that western nations give them jobs to do.
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First the government should clamp down on the importation of generators.
The people who are importing and selling the generators are the ones who are cutting the light and blowing up the transformer.
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Basically, we need to agree if we want Nigeria to work or not to work. And follow up.
Americans are all former Europeans. They got tired of Europe and sailed over to America. Wrote their constitution, created their laws and are there hailing themselves with technology.

The British (UK), don't even have a written constitution. All of them just agree that they can speak English and dress well. And they will teach and colonise the world how to speak English, dress well, read and write. It's just their national attitude backed up by their Queen (who colonised Nigeria)

Chinese are all Communist people. One leader dictates everything for them, they just obey without complaining. Punishment to those who disobey the leader. Japan, Korea... same thing. They agree what they want and all of them do it. Japanese say anything Robot (Voltron etc) they must master it.

Nigeria is not yet understood by Nigerians.
The government says we should do Democracy as Oyibo gave us.
The people say, no we are villagers and tribalist who don't have business with other tribes.
So when government implements a project, the people destroy it.
We are not communicating. We are fighting

Travel › Re: Helicopter Crashes In Sokoto State by uuzba(m): 8:41pm On Aug 02, 2018

Shelumiel:
Nigeria lacks maintenance culture , that is why things like this keep occurring.

We lack maintenance culture because we are always importing new things. If our borders we closed to imported goods, we would be forced to maintain the old ones that we already have.

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Phones › Re: Gadgets That Your Smartphone Has ‘killed’ by uuzba(m): 1:14pm On Aug 02, 2018

ayoyonet:
Technology has changed our world.

it has made people dumber and less responsible.

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Phones › Re: Gadgets That Your Smartphone Has ‘killed’ by uuzba(m): 1:12pm On Aug 02, 2018

Platony:
Am stil rockin my Kodak m255 Digital Cam...14MP

D feeling is jst different, especially at occasions.

D attraction it gets wen flashing beats every other phone cam around.

All phones have a tiny lens which is "wide angle" (the left image) The picture is very distorted. Take a picture of a house then zoom to the
four corners of the picture, Top left, top right, bottom left, bottom right. You will notice that vertical lines are slanting to one side.
Also, it make people's nose bigger if you are taking photos from a close distance (like 1m).

Regular cameras have bigger lenses and can have "narrow angle" (the right image). The picture is less distorted than mobile phones. Plus only Pros
use regular cameras. It is just serious and professional.

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Phones › Re: How To Use The New Whatsapp Group Video Feature In HD Quality. by uuzba(m): 9:17am On Aug 02, 2018

@OP,
Whatsapp video calls are very secure as it comes with end-to-end encryption and Mark Zuckerberg uses it himself to always communicate with his young daughters whenever he’s not at home.

When I read the above my mind came down.
I used to eat bread with fried eggs before.
Now I can now eat my bread with cement - all because Mark Zuckerberg makes encrypted video calls with his daughters.

I wonder what I will eat when He starts making video calls with his son.

Health › Re: Brave Chinese Woman Walks Into A Hospital Holding Snake That Bit Her(Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:22pm On Aug 01, 2018

GaggleNSwallow:
White people are stupid. I'm sure they'll put that snake on medication and even run series of tests on it to know if it contracted any infections after biting the woman.

White people? It is Europeans and Americans you mean.
Chinese people will cook an eat the damn thing.
Chinese do not give any **** about any type of animal.

Car Talk › Re: These Dirty Cars Were Converted Into Works Of Art by uuzba(m): 11:01am On Aug 01, 2018

jerflakes:
If na for Nigeria, you will see : wash me

Lack of creativity

And we want to make N1=$1

The people and the government are fighting each other.
The people are very creative and can do wonders.
The government opens up the borders and allows hoards of imported goods into the country to compete with all our local creativity.

People succumb and buy the imported one instead. This impoverishes out local industry.
This leads to devalued economy.
It is the governments duty to speak to the people, let then know we are together.

But our governments are unable to instill a sense of patriotism in us. After all, they send their kids overseas for education. They go overseas for medical treatment and they use 100% foreign products (shoe, watch, bag)

It used to be
$1-N1 40 years ago
At this rate it will be $1-N1000 shortly.

Crime › Re: Michael Kayode Bamisaye's Last Facebook Post Before Committing Suicide by uuzba(m): 10:07pm On Jul 30, 2018

malificent:
If only someone understood..

He was a director of finance.
Eh! He was doing something with the finance.
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Car Talk › Re: Biker Jailed After Filming Himself Riding At Highest Speed Ever On British Roads by uuzba(m): 11:32am On Jul 30, 2018

airminem:
What about the motorbikes that race.....? are they different kinds of people who can race on top speed and some can't? smh

The funny thing is that, they will say because the race course is designed for safety so you can go there and speed.

But the same people allowed you to use that type of bike on village road.

Why not just ban the bike from normal road instead.

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Car Talk › Re: Biker Jailed After Filming Himself Riding At Highest Speed Ever On British Roads by uuzba(m): 11:29am On Jul 30, 2018

nolio:
302.4km./hr. wetin happen

When he was buying the bike he Saw the maximum speed with his eye. He should not enjoy his money again?

Car Talk › Re: Biker Jailed After Filming Himself Riding At Highest Speed Ever On British Roads by uuzba(m): 11:24am On Jul 30, 2018

Then they should stop selling Bikes with high speed.
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What is all the speed limit for? See the kind of bike that you sold to him, then you expect him to be discussing with Okoda riders?

Romance › Re: Man Facetimed With His Girlfriend In Front Of His Mom, Then This Happened by uuzba(m): 4:02pm On Jul 22, 2018

oyb:
Bloggers lying everyday. And team Seun promoting them

I mean, we have to look through all this BULL.
Well this is what attracts the amebo community who must browse this site and pay for the advertising.
It is the Advert money that seun is chopping.

Crime › Re: Kidnapper's Mansion Demolished In Mgbidi, Imo State (Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:10pm On Jul 21, 2018

[quote author=kennyjo23 post=69593015][/quote]Is it the Mac book that was featured here on NL by a CCTV video where one guy tiff it and put inside his pant?

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Crime › Re: Kidnapper's Mansion Demolished In Mgbidi, Imo State (Photos) by uuzba(m): 11:07pm On Jul 21, 2018

DonPiiko:
I hate violent criminals.

What of gentle criminals? You like?

Travel › Re: African Migrants Including Nigerians Stranded Off A Coast In Tunisia. Photos by uuzba(m): 6:15pm On Jul 20, 2018

tolexy007:
Africa entirely continent

You need to understand that we Africans did not form our countries. We only minded our business with our tribes.
The White people (Europeans) are the ones who drew boarders within Africa dividing us into different countries.
We the people are hardly coordinated with each other. That is not how countries are formed. What do you expect?
Europeans spent 1000s of years fighting and killing each other in different battles before they agreed to form the countries you are seeing today

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Celebrities › Re: Ali Baba Challenges Anthony Joshua, As He Shows Off His Bare Chest by uuzba(m): 5:41pm On Jul 20, 2018

Even untop of all that big water, you still went to look for plumber to connect pipe to use shower to take bath?
Why do people like to complicate their lives?
grin

Crime › Re: Police Officers Storm Nigerian Restaurant In China. Photos/video by uuzba(m): 8:13am On Jul 20, 2018

MrBrownJay1:
A) in China, the money is YUAN not "yen"... you are mistaking it for Japanese money
B) 3k Yen (Japan) is less than 10$, and i am safe to say that you wont find any "proper/legal" restaurant in the west selling eba/egusi for less than that. remember, in most of these places, african food is EXPORTED items thus costing much more than in Africa.
C) 3k Yuan (China) is over 400$, which i doubt you will find any african food costing that much (unless in your wild dreams).
D) in the west, there is something called HEALTH AND SAFETY regulations, which is about the hygiene of your establishment, how you should store food, at what temperature, where/how clean your place is and how clean your place should be. failure to comply will have your place closed.
E) in the west, to operate a restaurant you need a LICENSE, and sadly, many Africans operate restaurants in their garage or living room.

In the West, In the West, in the west
We are extremely intelligent about the West.

Here Nko?
When will we implement ONE thing that we saw in this West?

Crime › Re: Police Officers Storm Nigerian Restaurant In China. Photos/video by uuzba(m): 8:06am On Jul 20, 2018

starmich2004:
Nigerians and illegalities are always 5 & 6.

But really, what do you expect?
Parents, teach you children the way to go and they will follow it.

It is the illegalities that we have been brought up with by all of our leaders that make us whom we are.

Look at the British: Their Royal family is their leader.
Everybody wants to speak English like them (Queen's English) dress like them, be virtuous like them, be respectful like them. (That is their own level)

Look at Nigeria: Can you point out any one leader that you want to be like? However, we all imitate them in confusion resulting in one form of illegality or another.

The leader will always affect the people. There is no escape.

Politics › Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Appointed To Board Of Twitter by uuzba(m): 7:56am On Jul 20, 2018

LuckyLadolce:
This innocent woman is over there making wave and doing us proud as a country not as a tribe, you are all here celebrating her success with hate speech. For your information, before you start playing the tribal bigotry scripts, twitter only recognizes her as a Nigerian and nothing more.

you are the hater here.. no one is hating on the woman.. you are the one calling for haters that does not even exist to come.. stop all these irritating stuff! call for love not hate. haba!

why is everyone's slogan here is HATE/HATER/HATING? Please what is going one here? who is hating on who really?

This seems to be the slogan of most of our brothers from the east..

Let me qucikly say this.. on behalf of the rest of us, PLEASE, WE ARE SAYING WE DONT HATE YOU, WE LOVE YOU.

And for your information, we cant even afford you hate on your personal self, it is totally UNACCEPTABLE.

AND WELCOME TO THE NEW NIGERIA WHERE ONLY LOVE WILL BE OUR SLOGAN HENCEFORTH

THANK YOU.

PS: For those of you mentioning me, I really do not have enough time to waste here arguing with you guys as I have better things to engage myself with.. funny thing is, one rogue here is even digging out my past posts but failed to see that I've never engaged in any tribal argument before on this forum.. Seun is just being sensitive about you guys, if not he could have kicked out the ass of most of you out of this forum but if he take on such action you all will still term it HATE and TRIBALISM because that's what your heart is filled with. Have a nice day!

Uncle, no matter how we try to detribalize issues, call ourselves NIGERIANS, and form a national identity called NIGERIA,...

shey you will marry?
shey you will go to church?

Theses are the times when tribalism will spring up again to the highest level.

This tribe is better than that tribe.

Family › Re: "Who Should Relocate After Marriage If The Wife Earns More " - See Reply by uuzba(m): 6:59am On Jul 19, 2018

thesicilian:
All these hypothetical questions self. Where do you see them paying 550k to a nurse in Nigeria?

The people asking the question will not go and marry.
They will come here to be doing future forecast and graph plotting for a futuristic life they will never live.

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Culture › Re: 7 Things Westerners Think When They Hear Africa by uuzba(m): 6:51am On Jul 19, 2018

DonFreshmoney:
That's their concern.

That is why you will gather Three Hundred and Sixty Naira (N360) to give to Oyibo to buy ONE Dollar ($1)
OR
Four Hundred and Seventy Naira (N470) to give Oyibo and collect ONE pound (£1)
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You may think that it normal. But then again that is the level you place yourself. They think little of africans and we think little of our selves as well. Hence the ruthless exchange rate.

The American will Give One Dollar ($1) to the British Man and collect 77 Pence back (£0.77)
Almost 1 to 1 ratio

Because they value each other almost equally.

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