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ChiefAzubuike:
These local made pistols are always funny looking. Anybody that dies from a locally made pistol is not strong and isn't fit to be called a human being.

see this one, you that will just die if I match you like this;

“He called her and said, ‘come beat this girl for me,’ ”

where my naija girls, hope y'all are seeing the qualities of a good wife, not just bringing list on the table all the time ordering things your papa couldn't buy for you and your mama
so the queshun is, can I rely on you to beat any motherfucker that crosses my lane??

p.s: bur this people wicked sha, see how dem use slap turn person pikin to afonja, and the slapee is like; na my face be this??

Endtime preek.
niggas' pënis so large he thinks he can fück death. my brother when death ready get one night stand with you, e go fück you up, release thick cum on your beards

when I say A, you say J.

me: A (2x)

response: J (2x)

Together: AFONJAaaaa!!! !!!!!!!!

I wish she knew how pretty she looks with her natural hair. with the braided wigs on, she looks like a wretched mop stick

the girl be wan resemble simi sha with her lazy eyes, there's no doubt this girl conquered igbo and ogogoro during her school days

is this egusi soup or vomit

abeg op, stick to cooking rice and boiling water for eba if you must cook

haha, op you're crying, someone cannot even play with you, is that how you use to do
bur seriously sha, focus on manly duties in the house whenever you're around, why you go just use kpomo scatter everywhere for pot, dem use kpomo swear for you

GuyWise101:
The girls pvssy will be tighter and sweeter than old grown ass ladies.



I support the man.

yah, support yourselves in hell, tueehh (#spits).

abeg give this guy little credit jaree.

the baddest playboy that ever graced the surface of the earth is king solo.
nigga had 700 wives and cheated on them with 300 concubines and some other sub side chicks the bible didn't pay much attention to.

I bet king solomon dated girls younger than his great great grandchildren, so nor be today e start.

P.s: I can see some paedophiles happy and salivating already, see mumus.
if you date a girl younger than 18yrs old, OYO ibadan for you o, na slap we go take arrange your face

unilag sha, the hub of oloshoism, the place where all advanced and experienced oloshos are born and bred.

I even heard there is now a department and course called oloshology where you're introduced to the rudiments of oloshoic activities.

my afonjiz, na joke o
hah, who stone me naa

I can imagine their conversations during their intense sexcapades.

wife: my lord, I plea for us to adjourn this intense coitus to enable my punäni maintain a reasonable law and order as your hammer has caused probable damages, I swear an oath that when my punäni regains full restitution, we shall be in continuance of this coitus and promise not to lay a complaint anymore.

husband: I charge you to remain a little longer to force a conditional discharge from me so as to bail me from this hörny hormones that has arrested and adjudicated me, I promise to be very brief and hope to transfer my sexual aggressions to our next court (sexual) hearing

but this Uyi sha, I don mad

but people get mind sha, nairalanders wey their mouth nor good naim you dey expose this picture to knowing fully well they'll look for an atom of mistake to bash no matter how frosh the picture is.

so you really try wella because the guy head just be like roasted cocoyam, your sister try small sha.
and which one is cute babies alert, is that the sole aim of marriage, producing babies and increasing 9ja's already unproductive population, try get small sense na.

anyways I wish you guys a very successful celebration and the main celebrants a happy married life

I wish senseless women littered all over the place today like trash knew how much attractive they'll be to classy men when they're very modest in their dressing, it's very unfortunate they've been wired to think dressing as a whöre will make us love you.

you dressing as a prostitute on a daily in the streets will only make boys talk to you anyhow, even plan to rape you and those that finally gets into your kitten dumps your used ass after the sexercise because that's all you've got to offer in life.

she's a FARMTOOL anyways, this one na old woman with big god.

the only break up I care about is with my nose, all other break ups are very irrelevant.

my nose is responsible for my breathing and that's the reason why I am alive.

I LOVE MY NOSE SO MUCH.

p.s: there'r other sturvs in life more heart breaking/wrenching than our regular relationship break ups, have you ever been scored a dying minute header in FIFA, if you've experienced that, you'll know what a real and true heart break is.

If we nor make money, wetin we gain.
even sugar mummies wan taste the wheel of venza and Benz nowadays, so boys watch out for your shaving sticks

P.s: the girl isn't her daughter.

wtf, are those stretch marks or zebra crossing

na person go still marry this thing las las o, God forbid bad thing. #spits

that window is more competent than the whole of 9ja's police force.
you can argue with your ancestors;

emmie14:
Broke guys like you are quick to condemn girls. Do you have international passports?. Talk because others are talking.

you were talking sense before not until you categorized him as broke, it's laughable how you lifeless redundant girls cogitate and are quick to shame guys mostly graduates as broke even when the situation of 9ja is well known to all.
If some of these guys now succumb to the shame slamming and decide to leave the terrains of brokeness most at times illegally, ritualism or fraud as the case may be and use you and your sisters to perpetrate this pitiable act, you'll still come out with your smelly gutter mouth to say girls are not safe, whereas you shouting broke guys all over the place like a bitch helps promulgate this illegal way to wealth by boys who can't withstand pressure anymore.

I know to show how foolish you're, you might want to think I am broke too because it's funny that's how most of you reason, anyways I am just advising you to stop cogitating on broke boys all over the place, with the condition of the country, such talks aren't helping.

omoo, @the second foto. See the slap wey dah guy wan forget for the man face, in the man's second life, he go dey run from small pikins

his name looks afonjalistic sha, whether afonja don migrate reach dah side, we nor really know
anyways sha, little grace to the afonjiz, this guy will most prolly be an ijaw man that has conquered and bequeathed his soul to ogogoro

so because you want to baptize someone, you'll now have to go to the far depth of the river because holy spirit will swim for you if there's a case of drowning eventuality as it's evident here.

we in perilous times sha, not everyone posing as a man of God is true, God didn't call most of them, na dem call God instead.
fake pastors littered all over the place today like discarded tampons, tueehhh.

yanabasee:
One day... Person wee juz open pre-wedding thread and see his gf......

Ehenn, you'll close it back na or you wanto now coman goan be killing yourself
na person present gf you go still marry and her ex go open the thread close am back, marry another person gf and the circle continues on and on like that till eternity.

when I say hoe, you say low.

me: hoe (2x)

response: low (2x)

together: hoe low show

Admin401:
Why would I hate you? I enjoy your long rage post.

go and kill yourself and enjoy doing it

so for your mind now, you be 50cent

Amoshine amoshine, I like the nigga sha.
he deserves some accolades for collecting bullets (energy drink) without dying

Admin401:
Ahahahaha

So did all that bullying make you start lifting weights? To compensate for your girly frame? Post a pix from 7 years ago.

some human beings sha, just to commend the foto you've seen is now a herculean task simply because you've been clouded with hate and jealousy.

you're now forced to shift goal post to 7years ago as a cow that you is now
and if I should upload a 7yrs old foto here again, you'll again shift goal post for the reminisce of a foto I took 19years ago until you ask for my picture as a baby

you're a coward boy, you just dey play penalty go throw in since.
I don't need a picture of you seven years ago because I am gonna vomit when I see it, that's if you even have one because I am very sure you've not been exposed to technology as at the time.
I am asking for a recent photo of you, at least that will be a little bit appealing to the eyes and not serve as a cancerous disease to this cyber space you fvcking brainless wall-gecko

see how she use make-up paint face like one kind illiterate stark demonized olosho.

the nigga sha, very level headed boy. if na me, I for buy for myself and your friend, ignore your hungry poverty stricken ass to salivate to the aroma of our cow tail soup.

funny enough, if we check am well, them nor go even get transport to go back to their dilapidated papa houses.

senseless retardëd and demented slayqueens littered all over the place today like trash, see how she be like who them mould in a hurry

Admin401:
Looks like I'm getting very good at this troll game. Also, you're not fair in complextion, you're brown as shiit. Might as well be dark skinned

see this goat, and you're now so proud of yourself to be tagged an uglee troll.
I agree, I'm brown as shït, I might as well be black, after all black na color (not apportioning any blames on your chinko phone with a dead quality as ugly as you are)

can we at least see you or you're not very proud of yourself regardless of your shït color.
truth is, from your comments, I can deduce already you're an ugly looking fella with a pierced sunken and redened eyes looking like a goat left in this harmattan to suffer and die reason why you hate me so much because I am all you ever imagined yourself to be.

this uglee poverty stricken cünt dey tag himself troll, common gerrarahia before I spit for your face

Wuraola01:
Lol. This is true. This makes dark girls bleach their skin in the quest to also look more attractive.

M proud of my chocolate skin, anyways
#teamchocolateskin

Sense isn't far from you my dear.

Admin401:
Now i see where your prejudice against black skin is coming from. You must have suffered in the hands of dark skinned guys

The reason they call you a _fag is because of your lack of manly frame and your effeminate face, possibly even girly voice. It has nothing to do with color. Why don't we call every white man gay?

Let's see how manly you look you fvcking piss of cow shït.
you pushed me to do this and I compel you to show us your fvcking uglee face and your newspaper chest before thunder with an effeminate face fires you with enough prejudice.

you don see wetin you dey find, you go rest now abii??

Divay22:
Lol
Nigga still insisting that he must get married to me

you see, according to Liliyann, you're a smelling vomit, tuehhh (spits)
but the truth is, you're sweeter than the real food he's eating now and he's now getting satisfied in the imaginary euphoria of your sweet delicious food he vomited before.

am I communicating??

Divay22:
No