₦airaland Forum

TimiRume:
I'm quite fair in complexion and i pass for fair in most places but i disagree with your comment. Fair skin does not make a person prettier in a society where all skin tones are equally represented in the media and entertainment. In short you cannot state as a fact that any look is better except all looks, i mean every look has been given the same amount of promotion and support. People underestimate the power of media conditioning from childhood and the powerlessness of the human mind against systems. It is not as simple as people see it or want it.

didn't say prettier, I said more attractive and I supported my stance with a very simple analogy in my initial comment.

if we have two girls with almost same beauty in the eyes of the beholder, let's say a twin for example ( one dark and the other fair).
the fair one is gonna be at an advantage because of her skin color, fair is more attractive, this is a generally accepted fact, nor be me talk am.
black as a color got it's own beauty in itself but not overly attractive at first glance like the orange or white colors.

those wey study color go fit hammer these color combo for your head wella but please don't misconstrue my initial stance again, black is beautiful, not discrediting ebony beauties in any way, I'm only saying they're less attractive as compared to fair people.

Liliyann:
There is a reason that they are your ex!!
Never go back to your vomit!!

is it your vomit someone cannot go back to his vomit again in peace

there are some vomits that are sweeter, more spicy and delicious than the real food.
if you know, you know

when I say A, you say J.

me: A (2x)

response: J (2x)

Together: AFONJAaaaa!!! !!!!!!!!

the truth is, fair people, girls in this context are more attractive than the black girls.
e nor get as we wan paint am reach, if we bring a black (ebony) fine girl and a fair (potato red head) fine girl, na the fair girl people go still choose why because her color is gonna be very attractive most especially when it's natural and not creamically enhanced.

I'm not trying to discredit our ebony fresh palm wine beauties, no not at all, I am just tryna outline what's giving credence to this laughable notion that fair girls are more wayward, of course you know when you're fine as a girl and get many advances, whether you succumb or not, you'll easily be tagged olosho.

even fair handsome guys like me suffer from this at times, uglee guys dey call us gay but we nor send, who don fine don fine. just bring your sister make we know weda we be gay naa, she go miss the road to her house the next morning

P.s: finally, as a girl, if you're very fine whether fair or black but you don't have sense, na your puna go suffer am.
In conclusion, to be black is good, to be fair is important but to have sense is more importanter

safest method of sex if you're not married and of course you're fvcking 'sex starved' is self-servicing, masturbation.

often times, I've heard ignorant folks criticising this silver lining sexual method and more especially cogitate on how it's harmful healthwise and causes inferiority complex.
now folks in this category of hopelessness, listen good and shut the fvck up, can't talk much.

self-servicing, regardless of any gender but for the guys precisely, is the safest method of coitus.
if you have a low self esteem, don't put the blames on masturbation, you were a low self esteemed cargo before you even started self servicing.
In this method, no fvcking condom is required unless of course your hand have got some stds
you don't have to woo a girl for eternity who at the end of the day, you'll find out she even lacks sense entirely.
no buying of ice-creams or cold stones, buy enough soap, erotical oil and vaseline instead (Vaseline crew, I greet una o)

and I tell ya fellaz, when you self service, tryna eat good food, gym and maintain a very good physique, na thunder go fire low self esteem.
and when you maintain and you're now conversant with this very healthy routine, dem nor born any girl well even when you decide to woo small, after all your hand is doing the job of her fish smelly puna.

P.s: niggas in the house, hit the streets today and get your vaseline, follow this healthy prescriptions, very safe. na girls go dey rush you las las.

when I say A, you say J.

me: A (2x)

response: J (2x)

Together: AFONJAaaaa!!! !!!!!!!!

are these afonjas living in aba or same clan Igbos living in aba??

so this is to say ritualism is not and shouldn't be stereotyped/narrowed to a particular region, 9ja as a whole is fvcked-up, we at perilous times to the extent we ought to even be cautious of our own shadow.

do I feel pity for the girl, I'm sorry no. she needed 25grand and she's got it in a grand style.
this is what you get more especially as a girl when you're fine or uglee but refuse to have sense.

she's now onto big things. my big daddies and I, small geh with a big god.

her oloshoic exploits are now paying off. wehdone jare, e nor easy.

p.s: the girl uglee sha, she resemble who dem mould

sholatem:
D way Dangote used to be ready for dis geh,are u sure he's not going to propose? Just saying anyway

more like you wishing dangote's ancestor can just say hi to you and you go allow am lick your refinery like this;

to cuppy this tune, press delete

the way aunty juliet dey hit front page these days, other actresses escort ASUU go on strike abi she don dey stalk lalasticlala grab chest too

I leave this queshun for my opponents to answer

The nigga wants to be born again, pun intended

when I say A, you say J.

me: A (2x)

response: J (2x)

Together: AFONJAaaaa!!! !!!!!!!!

your english lang sucks sha, it wouldn't have been of utmost concern ordinarily but it's stated clearly in your write-up that you're a graduate now.
see my guy, ignore sex for now and focus on bringing your english lang up to a standard (up to speed), I promise you before you finish mastering your command of english, mid next year will come, you'll get married to your heartthrob and you'll of course have the free access to 'kpansh' her for eternity.

omron:
even tho I promised not to sex her till we both got married but she did not even allow me to even kias, romance or touch any of her body part, and am an active person.

Lol, the body part line made me laugh, sounds ritualistic but I understand sha.
na from clap them dey take enter dance na, if she's a good girl in other facets of your relationship except of course her unwillingness to sleep with your hörny ass, I'd advice you keep her and go ahead with the plan of marrying her, she'll change when you're married.

her oloshoism lingers on even in marriage, tuehhh.

God abeg, allow person marry better something o.
If we nor marry better woman, wetin we gain??
I leave this queshun for my opponents to answer

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
All these rapists sef.

Mad people everywhere. If no be madness, how man prick go just dey raise on top small innocent looking pikin

All you pussies sef.
mad people everywhere, if nor be madness, how man like you with balls go just dey use innocent female status for nairaland??
you nor different from the man now, na gender raping you dey do so and a disgrace to your true gender.

awon bob is risky, you pussyprick.
common getaway here befr I match your head

Amakavula:
I am not 18, and whether I am a boy or not isn't your business. I am not here to prove my sex to anyone, but to report stuff on Twitter, sharpen my writing, cure my boredom and rub minds with smart people here, which clearly you aren't.

You're that smart, easy to see as you lack plain understanding and general intuitiveness. Euphemism is lost on you, Irony is a lost cause.

There is nothing bringing us in common ground, my best bet if you ever see me you would be intimated and scurry away like the " light headed thing you portray here. You aren't my pay grade, educational level or social status.

Do me a favor, and forget your dream of a dalliance with me,honey. Don't let the internet give you believe. Hope isn't a strategy. And that said, this is the last time I will reply you.

haha naa, someone cannot even play with you, is that how you use to do

the next time the op hears AMAKAVULA, na alele

Amakavula. oboy see name, is she from kuvuki land

Amakavula be like; so op, because I declined all your advances, you now want to deposit all your village troubles on my head abi

shoes of nowadays sha, is that a shoe or a flying boat

anyhow sha, it's a dope foto and I really respek the way this guy excused himself of the media radar unlike the rest of his colleagues constituting nuisance all over the place.

these girls and my friend my friend sha. makes one wonder if their friends are deaf, dumb and obviously can't compose a simple write-up to explain the ordeal they passed through.

something go happen to una finish, una go dey put am for una friends head abi? thunder stewww you there

omoo see gruv, this is one of the best places to sleep in the world. Free air condition complemented with the smell of money, tell me why you nor go dream better dream.

ride on jaree my brada, nofin do you

OneCorner:
Stupid police... wish he had successfully carried out his operation on dem

your brain really dey one corner, I indulge you to do a thorough search for it so you can harness it and start thinking straight.

nor worry, relax. I go join you find am;

GoldCircle:
APC AND FRAUD!!! I still remember how Lai Muhammed commissioned TSTV with so much fan fare and praised them to the high heavens. Shame!

I wish Lai Muhammed's father remembered to use 'goldcircle' condom that fateful day, we wouldn't have been exposed to a tyranny of lies from their son and the duplicitous government he's a part of.

just want to point this out straight. with the news out as atiku representing the pdp in the next year presidential elections, the man has so much been castigated, his past, present and future rooted out like yam tuber and talks of how himself and his then principal obj plummeted 9ja to the very pitiable condition 9ja is in today, and of course these talks are mostly hawked like gala and lacasera by the apc remote control zombies.

I am not a hypocrite, there are elements of truths in how disastrous objs' administration was with atiku as his vice then, but this isn't even entirely true and of course 9ja's governmental disaster is very synonymous and conspicuous in this present administration.

the masses do not really love atiku, they just over hate buhari and this hatred has burned out to become love for anyone who's gonna be in contention with him (bubu), even if that opposition turns out to be a goat, but in this case, we have atiku.

a very duplicitous government, dropping excuses like atomic bomb every now and then and seeking solace for their very awful administrative failure with a pdp past administration we've longed forgotten.
if buhari so much love 9ja and wants her overall development, he should pave the way for other parties to try and see what they can come up with, but instead even with his bedridden, lifeless and of course bedevilled character, he's still standing as a bastardised frontier for the apc.

Spits and coughs on everyone and anyone who's gonna vote for a lifeless and buried administration again.

just want to point this out straight. with the news out as atiku representing the pdp in the next year presidential elections, the man has so much been castigated, his past, present and future rooted out like yam tuber and talks of how himself and his then principal obj plummeted 9ja to the very pitiable condition 9ja is in today, and of course these talks are mostly hawked like gala and lacasera by the apc remote control zombies.

I am not a hypocrite, there are elements of truths in how disastrous objs' administration was with atiku as his vice then, but this isn't even entirely true and of course 9ja's governmental disaster is very synonymous and conspicuous in this present administration.

the masses do not really love atiku, they just over hate buhari and this hatred has burned out to become love for anyone who's gonna be in contention with him (bubu), even if that opposition turns out to be a goat, but in this case, we have atiku.

a very duplicitous government, dropping excuses like atomic bomb every now and then and seeking solace for their very awful administrative failure with a pdp past administration we've longed forgotten.
if buhari so much love 9ja and wants her overall development, he should pave the way for other parties to try and see what they can come up with, but instead even with his bedridden, lifeless and of course bedevilled character, he's still standing as a bastardised frontier for the apc.

Spits and coughs on everyone and anyone who's gonna vote for a lifeless and buried administration again.

just want to point this out straight. with the news out as atiku representing the pdp in the next year presidential elections, the man has so much been castigated, his past, present and future rooted out like yam tuber and talks of how himself and his then principal obj plummeted 9ja to the very pitiable condition 9ja is in today, and of course these talks are mostly hawked like gala and lacasera by the apc remote control zombies.

I am not a hypocrite, there are elements of truths in how disastrous objs' administration was with atiku as his vice then, but this isn't even entirely true and of course 9ja's governmental disaster is very synonymous and conspicuous in this present administration.

the masses do not really love atiku, they just over hate buhari and this hatred has burned out to become love for anyone who's gonna be in contention with him (bubu), even if that opposition turns out to be a goat, but in this case, we have atiku.

a very duplicitous government, dropping excuses like atomic bomb every now and then and seeking solace for their very awful administrative failure with a pdp past administration we've longed forgotten.
if buhari so much love 9ja and wants her overall development, he should pave the way for other parties to try and see what they can come up with, but instead even with his bedridden, lifeless and of course bedevilled character, he's still standing as a bastardised frontier for the apc.

Spits and coughs on everyone and anyone who's gonna vote for a lifeless and buried administration again.

when I say A, you say J.

me: A (2x)

response: J (2x)

Together: AFONJAaaaa!!! !!!!!!!!

just want to point this out straight. with the news out as atiku representing the pdp in the next year presidential elections, the man has so much been castigated, his past, present and future rooted out like yam tuber and talks of how himself and his then principal obj plummeted 9ja to the very pitiable condition 9ja is in today, and of course these talks are mostly hawked like gala and lacasera by the apc remote control zombies.

I am not a hypocrite, there are elements of truths in how disastrous objs' administration was with atiku as his vice then, but this isn't even entirely true and of course 9ja's governmental disaster is very synonymous and conspicuous in this present administration.

the masses do not really love atiku, they just over hate buhari and this hatred has burned out to become love for anyone who's gonna be in contention with him (bubu), even if that opposition turns out to be a goat, but in this case, we have atiku.

a very duplicitous government, dropping excuses like atomic bomb every now and then and seeking solace for their very awful administrative failure with a pdp past administration we've longed forgotten.
if buhari so much love 9ja and wants her overall development, he should pave the way for other parties to try and see what they can come up with, but instead even with his bedridden, lifeless and of course bedevilled character, he's still standing as a bastardised frontier for the apc.

Spits and coughs on everyone and anyone who's gonna vote for a lifeless and buried administration again.

penzino:
Why can't this be possible in my country

because your country is lawless.

but let's paint a fantasized scenario here and say buhari is the person sentenced to death for corrupt practices.
how best do you think this death sentence will be implemented;
a. by hanging
b. shoot to death or
c. electrocution

for me, I think 'option a' will be very perfect for him as this method is gonna complement his height and of course his sagging balls.

what do you think??

[quote author= post=72201149]Jobless fans EVERYWHER[/quote]Lol, fans are more or less like correctional facilities, they spot out any abnormality in you and stroke your life with it.
that fan talk go ginger her swagger now to make her hit the gym, just watch.

her ass sha, the thing be like improper fraction

Shaku-shaku is in pains.
Ayam in pains issa goal