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Amberon1:
Jesus Christ of Akwa Ibom.

If Jesus Christ was from akwa ibom, He wouldn't have defected to the APC as the holy book (Bible) is against and told us to be very wary of those who preach CHANGE.
Am I communicating??

p.s: for this very news, Angel Micheal or any other Angel in charge of whistle blowing should blow the trumpet already for Nigerians only. If no trumpet, blow whistle, just blow something abeg.

ozento:
you send am the money?

yah, 5k.
as in; KKKKK = 5k.

Riffle:
Abeg make person send me 3-5k hunger wan finish me for school.
2085371495, UBA

hunger na very essential part of learning, teaches us how to be perseverant even when faced with tougher life challenges.
you go nearly die, but you nor go die, I assure you.

na stage wey all of us pass thru and we nor die, use this hunger period mixed with anger take read and blast all your courses.

I remember when I manage slice bread for good two weeks, your own good, you even see money subscribe dey beg for nairaland.

you never chichonchin.

Ever8054:
person wey send you go school no know say you go chop....?...make I just pity you oya take 10k....KKKKKKKKKK...

make I add 5k join sha, at least 15k should be enough for now.
so my guy, manage this 5k; KKKKK.
cheers man.

na really instrument abi weapon of head's destruction.
see the haircut naa, be like place wey rats and cockroaches use do get together party.

but to crown it all sha, the barber and the barbee looks so happy and excited, so I think that's all that really matters.

[quote author=LuciferKristi post=70343182][/quote]your mom is a woman, remember??
unless you tell me your dad's got a womb and gave birth to you and there's no female representative in your whole life.

you don't use an individuals stupidity to generalise and define the whole gender.

the LASTMA official be like;
If you don crase finish, you go wear your cloth come pay fine.

my 9ja E nor easy at all.
he shouldn't have ignored the 'no parking sign' sha because the LASTMA official (wey get hin own problem and wan die too) nor wan know weda you wan die yo, just fess crase go come back come pay your fine fess.
9ja nor easy sha.

Xenophobic bestiality

blackaxe78:
Goat . Not even Dog

Really, dog ke. so you get preference

One obvious thing I know about the world cup.

NIGERIA ISN'T READY FOR IT YET.

Nigerians. very funny set of human beings, optimistic to a fault. It's really funny how some group of Nigerians even after the mess dished out the match against Croatia still stinkingly thinks we'll go through the group stages.
Which kin imbecilic optimism be dah one.
Little wonder most people still thinks buhari is 9ja's messiah even after his 3yr awful and woeful failure.

We nor suppose qualify for this world cup sha.
I dey vex right now anyhow, see just read and pass make thunder from Croatia mixed with ice nor go fire you.

The very best I can offer right now.
It's better he commits suicide before we kill him here ourselves slowly and painfully.

I pity any idiot that'll be caught in 9ja involving himself in criminal activities this period.
He'll be so bloodied and massacred.

I dey vex seriously, we nor suppose qualify at all.
Thunder fire everybody.

Qualifying for the world cup. We shouldn't have qualified.

In my opinion, the first half was bullshït from 9ja. It's just unfortunate they're gonna disappoint the billions of peeps viewing this thread and nigerians all over the world.
The truth is, we're not prepared for this world cup and only sheer luck will get us out of the group stage to the round of 16.

UP FRANCE ABEG, I NOR FIT SHAT

Lol, you won't see the LGBT group advocating for their rights in places like this, because they know before they say 'I am', people go don leave like two morsels of bamboo for their head already

na only social media and NL precisely dem dey get gayish inclined power.

this guy go don sniff toilet taya.
no qualms anyways, I think sniffing the prison's toilet will be more adventurous and intoxicating for him.

so na win-win situation for both the society, his moma and himself.

hi kimbraa. The person is called a Linguist irrespective of the language studied.
English, French, Bini are all languages and if you should study any of these languages, you'll be referred to as a LINGUIST.

peeps saying Linguist should only come in when we talking about foreign languages are only knowledgeable about one side of it's meaning.
Check the meaning of Linguistics, this should do justice to your question.

cheers.

ShobayoEmma:
Jonathan, a bad man with good intentions. Buhari, a good man with bad intentions.

Wehdone o. this your comment na wa o.
you only successfully ended up confusing everybody. Jonathan, buhari and yourself included.

It's just like saying, on the right side of your brain, there's nothing left and on the left side of your brain, there's nothing right.

even with this your sobriquet shobayo, e clear say you go don shayo o

Topestbilly:
Money is not solution to a happy life.

neither is poverty
so it's good you have money, Legitimately

PDJT:
So this unfortunate situation doesn’t affect you abi? You think pollution understands borderline? You better add your voice and condemn in its entirety the filthy culture of those people, and help save your family from an epidemic of cholera and gastroenteritis etc.

I really think you mentioned the wrong person. you should channel your mentioning to the op's station as he's the initial pioneer of streamlining this disgusting and rather unfortunate act to a particular geographic location.

Mention the right person bro, but since this thread has been centered on tribalistic prowess, I can't help but laugh who's gonna be at the losing end.

Wetin concern me, make I finish my jollof jare.

This thread is gonna be so so intriguing. one of the best moments I revere so much of neither being a Yoruba nor Igbo.
Okay. let the tribalistic bashings begin, started already with the topic of this thread and of course, I can see some reprisals already which is somewhat commendable
Shoot your best shot people, we gonna be the judges and promise to judge without sentiments but with a compromise.

Meanwhile, lemme grab my popcorn. THIS IS NIGERIA.
Kill yourselves

The truth is, I don't have any qualms with an advocation for anything to be brought to an abrupt end in 9ja, whatever it is. SARS, JTF or even Nigeria herself. End all.

The only issue that seems very contradictory and unfathomable for me right now is the implication of the outcome of the #endsars mantra.
I've been wanting to see this direction of reasoning from us, although I've seen a few that aligns with mine but it's quite unfortunate many advocates of the #endsars mantra are very oblivious of what the outcome will give birth to.

I'm gonna highlight a few questions with us, moreorless statements that will help us have an insight of the idea I am tryna promulgate.

. If we end SARS, does it mean we're gonna sack all the people working as SARS men, or we're just ending the name SARS which is a fraction of the 9ja police force, then the human beings formerly identified as SARS will now be resheffled into other fractions of the police force.
If the latter is what the outcry for #endsars is gonna give birth to, just changing the name SARS to something else, whereas the people remains, then we've achieved nothing.

. Okay, let's say #endsars advocacy means sack these people and it comes to fruition and they're all relieved off their obligations. REALLY
we complaining of unemployment in 9ja and you want to release more unemployed men into the unemployment industry, not just that, these guys are skilled in handling guns already.
so what do you think will become of 9ja if the situation turns out this way??

With my 2kobo, I really hope I've been able to convince but not to confuse you that the advocacy for #endsars will only do more harm than good.

P.s: I am a Nigerian, I want the good of my country. I am a youth, I value our rights and wants it to be respected.
But I do not encourage fraudulent activities, if you're a fraudster and you're caught by any of the armed forces, that's your own cup of coffee.
And it's funny when I see misguided fraudsters hawk the #endsars mantra on their head like gala taking advantage of the trend because innocent people have been victims of the incessant harassments.

I'm willing and anticipating to hear other contrary opinions garnished with nice ideas that will mitigate the negative implications/consequences of the #endsars resultant outcome.

this dem Lalasticlala work nor easy sha, everybody just dey call Lalasticlala upandan since.
see how this one dey call Lalasticlala like say na Lalasticlala wrongly label and shoot the man

Lalasticlala nor worry you hear, I go make sure say peeps nor go dey mention Lalasticlala anyhow again.
Everytime Lalasticlala Lalasticlala, just imagine

P.s: for the post; THIS IS NIGERIA, everyone is a criminal. Lalasticlala included.

Oyindidi:
See as you shine eye like torchlight for you dp

all these girls with tribal marks sef, that's how y'all slide into people's profiles uninvited.

lofty900:
Pictures taken with infinix hot 6 pro. Rate the camera quality.

it's not your fault at all. in a saner clime, you'll be so full of sympathy for the pathetic situation and the late man's family, but, THIS IS NIGERIA.
we're entertained with such and even more gory news worse than this we have here almost everyday, this has made our hearts a heart of stone and our humanity gone with the wind.
I don't blame you at all, I only blame the means through which you got the phone you tryna rate it's camera.
but one thing is certain, I tried rating your brain but I found none.
sell the phone and go buy a brain bro, it's not too expensive.

Tallesty1:
This life is not fair to anybody walahi.
Some wan die because dem broke while those they aim to be like are also dying inside their jeep.

Nobody's life is better fah

Anyways, some peeps will tell you it's better to die inside a jeep than to die inside a rickety pickup already speaking bini on the road.

deaths get grade sha, who die for pickup na hell fire straight

Tallesty1:
No Nigerian will go to hell again because Nigeria is the hell for condemned souls that died in another planet country/continent.

I couldn't agree more with you bro.
even as unfortunate and funny as it sounds, you spoke metaphorically and there's every atom of truth in it.