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haba naa. the same plate, the same color of jollof rice, the same meat, even same spoon.
are you thinking what I am thinking

It can't be a coincidence na. with logical reasoning, we can't help but conclude this guy is an almajiri

P.s: see the way the guy dey look me. someone cannot even play with you, is that how you use to do??
see hin face like almajiri own

Kanayo O. Kanayo be like;
In this buhari's administration, someone cannot even do a little blood money

World people
this very scenario reminds me of the old days in the boarding school. water was a very scarce and cherish commodity like Fuel.
as junior students, we fetch water into our iron buckets immediately after the night prep, we padlock these buckets to our iron bunks to prevent 'water bunkery' from other students, so bathing the next morning won't be much of a problem.

But to our utmost surprises, we wake up to meet empty padlocked buckets, the content all drained.
these senior students will get a small can, raise your bed (mattress) and transfer your water to another bucket like the way players make transfers from EPL to LA LIGA
We all did that anyways, so no cause for alarm.

I am not tryna justify this very criminal act. but then again, I can't help but applaud the person behind this, the dismantling was so professional, the guy left the generator unclad

P.s: Looks staged anyways.

World people
this very scenario reminds me of the old days in the boarding school. water was a very scarce and cherish commodity like Fuel.
as junior students, we fetch water into our iron buckets immediately after the night prep, we padlock these buckets to our iron bunks to prevent 'water bunkery' from other students, so bathing the next morning won't be much of a problem.

But to our utmost surprises, we wake up to meet empty padlocked buckets, the content all drained.
these senior students will get a small can, raise your bed (mattress) and transfer your water to another bucket like the way players make transfers from EPL to LA LIGA
We all did that anyways, so no cause for alarm.

I am not tryna justify this very criminal act. but then again, I can't help but applaud the person behind this, the dismantling was so professional, the guy left the generator unclad

A very handsome dude. I wish him a happy married life.
cheers

This is Nigeria, everyone is a criminal.
cc; Falz.

Nigerians sha, lie lie hear word.
see the way they're gathering to fetch their destiny out of someone else's loss.

If something goes wrong now, maybe an accidental discharge from the olopa standing at attention there, then fire emanates and scoops them off their greedy lives.
Then peeps will expect us to waste our rip on these greedy entities, nansix.

9jerians and greed sha;

Drniyi4u:

Wawu!



The woman get balls o.

nah. she get clits wey big pass balls.

Oga just say you don't have money to patronise turkey sellers.

This is Nigeria, you nor fit underrate suya

na wa o. make una nor vex.
I accidentally bought two plots of land courtesy glo ntwrk. but em, I really wish an accidental discharge can occur up there in the sky causing 'thunder' to fire glo network immensely.
It'll be a secret between me, glo, the thunder and the firing

Why won't you be involved in an accidental discharge when you've accidentally discharged your destiny already
Instead of you to pursue a career as a novelist or a poet where you'll be applauded and given all the ovation, you now chose to stand at attention.

Anyways, your discharged epistle do not overly correlate with the subject you tryna make a reference to.
so accidentally gerrarahia man, see hin ear like 'church standing fan'

Them go say na strong and rugged men, see strong and rugged Fools
anyways, I don't have qualms with any big fool that decides to be an idiot in life claiming ruggedity upandan with a smelling boxers and a dilapidated teeth resulted from the influx of igbo intake.
In fact, these guys helps us reduce world's (9ja) population as it is very evident right now, 9ja's population is growing very fast far more than her operational system development and economy, so why should I care when fools kill themselves.

I'm only gonna be disturbed and perplexed when these over hyped and acclaimed stupidity of theirs is channelled to the nicknamed 'jews' who has decided and knows being irresponsibly stupid doesn't mean you've arrived in Life.

A very short prayer for our strong and ruggedy babas
Thunder from the yansh of odin fire y'all from all the way up to panama and valhalla, Iseeee!!!.

Princeofnigeria:
you better don't joke with what you don't know.

Tell no tell see no see

your Father lap and hin left kidney

BROWN ROOFS, they deserve some accolades

he escaped from a physical fire and jumped like a boss into hell fire.
who am I to judge, I better pin my mouth

RETIREDMUMU:
nothing different than the makeup that make you look different

Lol, seriously.
okay, first and foremost, let's pretend what you spewed up there made sense, because honestly, I really tried to find an atom of sense in it and just had to concur to the fact that it is entirely lacking.

So in your small brain, even if you wanna make jokes, you didn't notice the so conspicuous age difference, the heights and maturity, you just look for every means possible to contradict your moniker

my guy, I've told you befr. add the prefix 'un' to your sobriquet so we will now have 'UNRETIREDMUMU' because you're still very much active in the mumu industry.

Enjoy your weekend bro, cheers

since money nor be problem for you.

The best assurance and insurance right now is a Porsche car, get one for them and em', you can as well complement this gift with the new released 9ja Jersey. buy the original one made in Aba.

P.s: If you can get this done, ah swell, you'll be so welcome and serve with enough 'garden egg'. you go chop garden egg to the extent that garden egg go dey pursue you for dream

happy married life in advance as you do this.

IGBO AMAKA!!! our blother deserves some accorades

Oh shït, I never wanted this to happen.
It's OFFICIAL, 9ja won't go far in the world cup because of this singular occasion with the president.

Bubu is synonymous with FAILURE.

It's been 14years now after this story, I am still looking for what she aborted

Samsimple:
Na lie d guy think say na e edo family winch dey responsible 4 e deportation

hmm, I do not completely agree with you on this bro.

But, I am very sure this same Edo family winsh is responsible for the exportation of your brain to an unknown destination as it is now clearly evident that you now have saw-dust and camphor doing a very excellent job for you in place of your already exported brain

It's indeed every child's dream to at a time in Life spoil and provide for his parents generously and exclusively most especially when this parents of yours, under their care made available every provision for you a hit back to back, from buying toys to primary school, to secondary school, to owning a play station and encouraging and supporting you all the way to excelling in your field of specialty as a graduate.
So kudos Simi

From simi's post, I've also learnt that there's no limit to greatness irrespective of or subjected to your facial looks.
Simi is fvcking uglee, she shares a striking resemblance with a cockroach struggling for it's life after being sprayed generously with an insecticide, but then again, we can't help but appreciate and applaud her melodious voice which has more than enough complemented her looks.

Finally, to you reading this today, yes you. discover your talent today and stop being a lazy yoot, you can't be broke and ugly, kindly pick a struggle ahbeg

This guy got himself involved in a very wrong wire wire business.

Since he's so much in love with wire, and has been
inspired to acquire wealth through wire wire, he would have best sought solace and served better as a nepa pole connecting wires in the streets of Ogbomosho where skull mining business is predominant and of course electricity's needed to promulgate mining efficiency.

But Afonjis and wiring sha;

kowasco:
ftc

made in ftc FCT, Abuja.

No.

There are at least 10 scientific distinctions between a parasite and a fetus.

A parasite is an organism of one species that lives in or on an organism of another species and receives nourishment from the host.

Parasites are invasive organism that come from an outside or external source. A fetus comes from an inside or internal source (ie fertilized egg)

Parasites are generally harmful to the hosts, fetuses may make a pregnant woman experience adverse health effects, but not nearly to the same level that a parasite generally does.

A parasite makes direct contact with the host's living tissues. A fetus lives in the placenta, fed by the umbilical cord, both of which are fetal tissue (ie the cells come from the baby).

When a parasite invades a host, the host tissue will usually respond by encapsulating the parasite in order to cut it off from other surrounding tissue. In the case of a fetus, the mother’s tissue will create a lining tissue that connects, rather than cuts off contact with other tissues (placenta lining).

Parasites usually elicit a surge of antibodies as an immunological response. With the fetus, however, a mother’s trophoblast (the shell of cells surrounding the embryo) will naturally block these antibodies so as not to reject the fetus. This reaction is only found in the embryo-mother relationship.

A parasite will generally weaken the cellular reproductive capacity of the host.For a fetus, the effect is the opposite.

Parasites generally stay with the host for life, a fetus leaves upon birth.

Parasitical relationships are mostly harmful and unnecessary to the host, generally damaging the host in a variety of ways. A newborn (fetus post-birth) is very healthy for the mother, bringing benefits of an emotional, cognitive and chemical nature.

The most obvious one, a fetus is a human being in development. It will never become anything other than human. Even a first trimester fetus will have fully developed arms, legs, ears, facial features, sex organs and a functioning heart, as well as sufficient neurological development to feel pain. A parasite is not a human and never will be.

https://www.quora.com/Can-a-fetus-be-scientifically-and-biologically-categorized-as-a-parasite-If-not-how-does-it-fail-to-meet-the-criteria-for-one

Why am I having this strong hunch that her dad is Nwaamaikpe

well, that aside anyways. with the girl's adventurous sexcapades with her dad and how she seeks advice from her younger sister only portrays how much of a slowpoke she is, she's a very dull human being.
She reasons like Nina.

For her dad. hehe, the man try wel wel.
he should be sucked into prison so he suck enough sense since he's very good at sucking.

P.s: if the grossly paedophile is imprisoned now, who's gonna be responsible for the welfare of his children

Papa yo, still engaging himself in a long distance relationship.

he has bluntly refused to retire from his paedophilia business, wehdone sir.

GavelSlam:
Evans.

Evans be like;

how many times will I tell you I don't kidnap women

Michael Scofield right now;

ManBeast:
No more cash, nah Bitcoin dey rain

hmm, these kidnappers just abduct person sun, I be wan ask weather you know am.
If you try forecast the boy future, you go sea say he get a very shinning star

donstan18:

the kind thunder wey go fire you eh, na celibate and feminist thunder.
good9t idiot

kimbraa:
Take a seat, and learn. Humility is everything. So now your comment was Pun-intended? Well, you should have indicated. That way, everyone would've laughed along as I didn't get the joke in that.

I know what present continuous tense are which was what you wrote, but you were meant to write in past tense as she has already done the action. How do you assume she spells jealousy as jealosy when she wrote that once on this thread? And how did you arrive at the conclusion that she'd still commit the same blunder when it was obviously a typo? This your defence mechanism is weak.

My point is, no one is above mistake as you just spelt "Anyway" as "Anyways". Peace!

na wa sha, did you even read where I said I did my homework? 'you just wan quote me again' or you like me and don't know how to make your intention known to me. Say it jor, I won't bite you.
na really take a seat and learn, how about I take a table and teach you

good9t anywayS jor.

kimbraa:
There are errands students are allowed to run for their lecturers while there are those that even the school authority won't consent. That he's my project supervisor doesn't mean he has got the rights to ask any of his student to go cook for him in his house, but students are allowed to run errands like buying their lecture lunch or any other that's within the campus which is considered petty.

where's your 'and' nowww, it traveled abi?
buying their lecture ke, okay your 'r' is on Ramadan fast??
any other what now madame, I'll slap you oo

so with this your petty nonsense you dropped as English, now gave you the stupid effrontery to offer me your smelling seat.
come eh, never you ever again in your life (pathetic or not) try this nonsense with me, mtchewww.

I be even think say na better person I dey follow yan sef.