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donstan18:
Who are you deceiving?

She caught you, you tried to defend, she caught you again and now it has turned to a joke.

I be fish wey she dey 'caught' upandan??
make una two go dey catch unaselves for that side.

kimbraa:
You were replying her in present continous tense whereas the action has already been done which should've been written in past tense. Is this your damage control tactic? SMH. So much for knowing English.

It simply means that's how she spells it and she's gonna do it again.
I did my homework befr arriving at this conclusion.
no pun intended anyways. My initial comment directed to her was more of a joke, I highlighted pilot, lilistic and other not so serious words, so I am bemused you ignored all that and channelled your attention to the negative side of the talk.

yah, English is not and never a measure of intelligence, it's even more or less a secondary lang in 9ja. I also thought it's a typo, but her thread is rather funny and I decided to play along with my gimmicks, so filter the joke, relax your fingers and have a good 9t rest.

P.s: I don't like the way you strike my comments, what's wrong with you??

★★★★★★★★★★
these guys wanna make me talk this 9t.
come kimbraa or whatever your sobriquet is, don't be so full of yourself, you should really relax and quench this talk.
no big deal here, good9t.

donstan18:
Their disses and brawls are dope

Just laughing and helping their ministry aswell

Lol, cool.
you owe me an apology sha.

donstan18:
Kimbraa and lover Uyiii

you dey relax your nerves with ashawo beer parlour abii

kimbraa:
You would've either advised her or walked away 'cause I don't get your rants. It's obviously a typo 'cause a letter was omitted from the spelling. It's not like your written/spoken English is top-notch.

shut up!!. You should have known I was typing in a present continuous tense if your sense is 'top notch'.
For my rants, I didn't drop it for you to fathom it, who you EPP??
you even had the gods to stroke your head, Lol.
now correct yourself.

Lilisticlili:
How do I react about this because I fear he may term it as insecurity or jealosy.

I'm jealous of the way you spell jealousy. If English language were to be a human being, it'll react and feel so insecure with your piloted English.

Your use of English is enough reason for him to seek solace in another person's phone to reach you so you won't break the screen of his phone with your 'lilistic' English.
If I were your boyfriend, I would have dumped you by now. Oh, he's a pilot, I would have crashed you by now

Oyindidi:
Sister Rico

he fine pass most girls actually even with their basin of makeup.

Oyindidi:
And so?

he's really finer than most girls.

midolian:
This head looks Aba. It must be made somewhere close to Aba, if not Aba

hmm, I think you're right.
how about this, I presume this was made in Ogbomosho or Oshogbo or somewhere close to Abeokuta.

I hope he's gonna be quarantined on arrival, so someone will not use his over sabi sabi attitude to reinvigorate the long forgotten Ebola virus in 9ja.

midolian:
This head doesn't look SARS. It looks small and soft like that of an underage. If you see SARS head, you go know

Awon head analyser, wehdone o.
so who kon get this head na

Nwaamaikpe be like;



Operation my foot.
It's so glaring this woman has a boyfriend in that hospital and she's condescend to seeking solace in deceiving her unsuspecting husband with the 'operation mantra' any time she's itching for her boyfriend's long preek in her rotten kpekus.

Women are bitches and can go extra miles to satisfy the conscience of their honeypot with a loved rod.
They never cease to amaze me.

If you've never had a girlfriend and you're oblivious of the word 'faithful in a relationship';
Please let's gather here for a faithful selfie, e nor easy

you don't give red card to Zlatan, you give Zlatan to red card.

I hope you transmission that, if you know you know.

E don RED for this one already, he's even forming swag with his kpomo lips.
He should have known better by now that he's gonna be offered to the devil soon like they offered themselves for the offa bank robbery.

Even the IGP can't transformation, commission or recommendation your Life for you right now.
to say the least, he's even caught when the IGP's embarrassing tantrums is still very much alive. make I peg am here sha, dem go deal with una nor be small.

BuhariSelf:
Where Is The Damage??

Let's look for it, hopefully we'll find it

the man who impregnated her is Nwaamaikpe. I knew this through her name, he's attracted to the Sofiatus and rokiatus.
dunno if he's a paedophile, it seems he is but I am very sure he's attracted to mad and dead people (necrophilia).

so her husband is Nwaamaikpe, common sense;

Nobody really ugly for this Life sha, money is just the determining factor.
Money will transform, I mean ehn; transformation your life to the recommended recommendation apprehensive effective effect.

jeez. just because she's in the presence of a man, see how her bress stand at attention like a new police recruit saddled and dwindled by the winds of unemployment

We don't need a prophet/soothsayer to tell us this guy is gonna be faced with a very herculean task on their very first 9t if really this 'olosho for Jesus' has been celibate for 34yrs.
my candid advice bro, you gonna be needing this equipments because that place go don rust and zip up by now;

*drilling machine
*Exxon mobil oil
*plier
*hammer and pieces of nail
*a very hard preek of course

don't thank me bro, what are fiends for

P.s; IGP be like; that's a very good recommended recommendation for the apprehensive effective effect transformation. I mean;

He wants to establish a diversified telecommunication company.
he's a future prospect, do not despise little/humble beginnings like gathering of sim cards.

Okoyeeboz:
The IG of Transmission get sense pass you.

see this quoted mugu, I be wan ignore you, but I say no.
I made a very sarcastic comment and I don't even expect you to be so intelligent to fathom the rationale behind it, but e be like your own IQ really low wella, your IQ wan discover oil for desert.

go and meet that same IGP to transform transformation your life and recommend recommended sense to you for the apprehensive effective effect usage.

comon gerrarahia mehn shït befr I assure your face with Porsche slap.

P.s: I pity you o, next time you go collect wella.

Angelanest:
According to reports, the young man on noticing that the house occupants had gone to church - decided to make use of the 'opportunity' by breaking into a house to steal television sets and other items before he was caught red handed by neighbours.

He wanted to transform transformation the recommended recommendation opportunity to an apprehensive effective effect

jeez. see person fvcked up mentality, already making his son's Life unfortunate even befr he's born.

Even the IGP can't transformation, commission or recommendation recommended sense to this guy.
It is FINISHED.

biacan:
Linda is a lady that rouse from grass to grace she changed the view against having a girl child in Nigeria, As a lady you can be successful in what ever ways you choose don't believe it's a man's world believe in yourself and see what greatness you can achieve through him that strengthens you....Marriage is not a barrier for achieving your destiny.... The creator bless us all

biacan go just dey arouse English anyhow, this your motivational bottled English fit make Linda miscarry o

why you dey do like this naa

Funny enough, the nigga wrote a whole epistle to further solidify/reinforce his zombie stance with credible factual facts.
Some of the sturvs he wrote is very true, he's learned and exposed. but it's very unfortunate these dirigible write-up of his is coming in as a defence to his already fvcked-up ideology. What an oxymoron from a möron

Trust 9gerians, one is already making a reference to his sister, how dare you call a human being second hand, are you mad, is your father mad, are you mad (in Lasisi's voice)

and to say the least, these people living in a Paradise on earth don't even give a recommended recommendation transformation effective effect FVCK about you and your Fvcked-up ideology in 9ja.
Lemme also tell you many/most women, your sister included of course, will readily offer themselves to Prince Harry and royally bear the so-called 'second hand' name than to remain in their 'first hand' marriage.

baba gerrarahia befr I assure your face with a Porsche slap, some Nigerians go just dey get head-ache for wetin nor concern them

P.s: To the deluded mugu below me, there's nothing bitter about what your fvcked up ideology thinks is true, in fact it's a sweet lie.
yeh it's true we make mockery of ladies engaged in a failed marriage, myself included, and this mockery is often burned outta the fact that these ladies shove up their prenuptial and nuptial engagement all in our faces on social media like they've arrived and their marriage institution is gonna be all rosy and enjolliment.
but there'r very redeemable divorce cases all over the place today, we can't classify such peeps as second hand, even your referenced names aren't either.
we laugh at them online but realistically they're living their lives on a high, will get married again if need be to the next Mr right and don't give a fvck about you and your moniker.
This is reality and your zombie stance on 'second hand' woman is a cliché.

grow up bro, a 'second hand' wife that'll buy your whole family in pounds

'Strong men' transforming their recommended transformation and commission with apprehensive effective effect transformation.

I mean;

moscobabs:
Is not a news again that our snake Legend Lalasticlala got married to his sweetheart yesterday May 19.

I wanted to ask wakanda snake he got married to yesterday, but I won't ask again sha it should not be as if I am asking that kinda question

Lalasticlala and his groom's men transformation transforming from his honeymoon/after-party to this effective effect recommendation recommended thread right now;

dtoms1:
In a post shared on her Instagam page, @opetodolapo, Badmus maintained that the police boss was intelligent and hardworking.

Yes of course, he's very intelligent and hardworking in transmitting and commissioning his recommended recommendation of his semen in your pussy after apprehensive effective effect sexual intercourse.

See this celebrity oloshoic police o, will you gerrarahia before I transform and conform your face with an effective effect recommendation recommend slap

This one's own is just to be speaking English anyhow, building imaginary institutions.
between his face and his administration, I don't know which is more ugly

I give it to his face anyways, imagine this kinda human being in poverty, he'll be so scary, scaring people on the streets and might even scare himself one day.
#Scarecrow

just imagine if you can successfully kidnap this bus; with a visionary mindset, you can create the billions of your dreams, but be ready to spend a very long ride with your very good friends in the prison.

I hope you transmission and commission, I mean ehn, recommendation recommend what I am trying to transmission

Shedrack777:
who told you it's herdsmen that killed him? na him bros send thugs kill am. but why somebody go wan kill you, and you go still die without making sure you die together with him? abi him be lazy youth

NwaAmaikpe:



Thank God he didn't die.

We really need to transmission and commission, I mean ehn; recommendation these quoted Fvcktards to the Fulani herdsmen so that by the end of the day, we'll thank God one of em didn't die even after his neck has been obliterated and the other will die together with the Fulani herdman since he's not a lazy youth.

I hope y'all recommend my recommendation formation for the effective effect of the transformed transmission

20. Finally, because of the incessant bans attached to your present moniker, you resort to concluding deactivating your account and coming up with a brand new moniker will just be the best for everyone.

19. Confined to your usual banned Life, you check back to the thread and notice the nigga's comments has been deleted also.