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18. Finally and as expected, you get banned again but the post where your parents were insulted wasn't deleted by the Mods.

17. Knowing fully well the consequences of your actions, you gather your arse together waiting for the imminent ban.

16. You immediately realize you've been reported by the nigga.
So someone cannot even play with you, is that how you use to do??

15. Coincidentally, you scroll down to check people viewing the thread and you see Lalasticlala and Mynd44 viewing simultaneously.

14. As your usual old self, you pick the nigga up with a subtle and fierce reply and smack his arse down with it.

13. At this moment, you're ready to lick off every sense of dignity remaining in that nairalander's lineage and of course with no fvck left over the consequences you'll be greeted with by the Mods.

12. Still you wanted to ignore but the nigga went as far as bringing your parents into a nairaland comment.
At this point, you say to yourself that you've had enough.

11. You thinking that's all from that thread, you suddenly get one last mention. You check and immediately notice how pained the quoter is, prolly jealous because of the Likes your comment garnered.

10. Amongst the numerous mentions you've got, you'd see the good, the bad and the ugly. To avoid further trouble from the Mods, you smile at the good ones, dodge some and trash the rest.

9. The thread finally makes FP and peeps be running to your mentions like they escaping from Ebola attack.

8. After overcoming that temptation, you come across an eye-catching thread that suits your savage opinion, you smile to yourself and realize you can't be a Mr nice guy all the time;
you lick your hands and drop it like it's hot.

7. Even after pleading, the nigga mentions you again and this time you just have to ignore him completely and finally conclude you've been dealing with a zombie.

6. The guy quotes you again with another round of insults like he was sent by your village witches to follow you around, and you be like; bros abeg leave me naa.

5. On a very good day, you know the kinda reprisal reply you'll give, but because you're still on the radar of the Mods, you keep calm instead and seek solace in giving him a warning.

4. You continue to keep your cool with the nice uninsulting comments you drop, but somehow somewhere, another nairalander finds a way to quote and insult you.
and you be like; na wa oo.

3. In the course of your new lifestyle, you come across some comments devoid of sense and instead of you being your normal self quoting such comments with savage replies, you instead opt to jump and pass to avoid trouble.

2. You try to make sure you drop responsible comments devoid of insults if at all you want to give your verdict in a particular thread.

1. Few days after your recent ban has elapsed and you're trying so hard to mind your business so as not to get banned again almost immediately.

Hallo nairalanders, hope y'all having a stupendous day.

It's not a coincidence that 'popular' and or 'savage' nairalanders are more often than not complimented by the Mods with incessant bans.
You'll highly appreciate and relate likely with the thread if you fall in the category of a NL bad boy.

Enjoy

when I say hoe, you say low.

me: hoe (2x)

response: low (2x)

together: hoe low show

SalamRushdie:
I am sure since his death the girl in question has gone on to knack two different men and might even have been knocking on the day of the Autopsy

and I am very sure they're knacking your brain cells somewhere in your village.
are you sure your brain doesn't needs an autopsy, because from all indications right now, it seems your brain-cells are dead.

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oops, sorry bro.
I think you saw dpo's daughter and here in the post, we've got dpo's son.
So I misconstrued your post and was thinking you tryna be funny.
my apologies please, and you should modify your post befr other peeps read meanings to it too. Salamrushdie

when I say A, you say J.

me: A (2x)

response: J (2x)

Together: AFONJAaaaa!!! !!!!!!!!

AnonyNymous:
Lol smh

make I imitate my brother naa
Lemme see how it feels, hope say you don like am sha??

I don join the likes and shares industry

Okay I just want Likes sha, because this is gonna be very obvious.

Like for yaradua's dog, share for sai baba

biacan:
I'm sorry

simple. you're forgiven

biacan:
Uyiii I don't remember saying anything bad to you

Ok.

biacan:
How,where,when

don't pretend, just apologise. I'll forgive you.

biacan:
Uyiii what's your problem with me

you disrespected me first, shei you know??

Ehya, the man ass-licked buhari down to his shrink scrotum into failure.
What a disgrace as a state representative.

biacan:
Your name says it all

naa, his sobriquet says much more about you, thegeneralqueen

this is horribly horrible. I really sympathise with you bro, cheer up, very hopeful you'll see your docs.
You did the right thing not struggling the bag with them, great you're alive to tell the tale, every other thing is secondary.

Em, definitely the fucktards have got absolutely nothing to do with your docs, the only problem right now is to find where they dumped it.
honestly man, I don't know how possible and easy getting these docs again from their respective institutions is, I do know finding the stolen bag will be less tedious than the former.

I really hope someone comes across it, air it on radio or any social network until it reaches you.
Miracles happens everyday man, one just won bbn. Cheer up