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efonat:
I invested less than 50k and I'm making 18 daily on the average after expenses.

You are a bloody liar!!

IWillRiseAgain:
Hi everyone!

Please which business can I invest N350K and make up to N10K profits everyday? The location is Lagos.

I'll appreciate multiple suggestions apart from POS business.

Thank you!

Mods please treat as urgent and move to frontpage.

That is why most of you fall into fraudulent get rich schemes..#350k and you want returns of #10k daily? Use the money to buy a Smith & Wesson then it is guaranteed.

Bigman101:
Good morning nairalanders!!

Pls I need advice.. Here is my story.. I do business with my brother (selling) so because of that I come in contact with women (customers)..

But the problem is this: there is one particular young woman that do patronize us. It all started when she expressed gratitude towards me.. Since then I feel something for her, I dont know how but I really do love her, but she is married.. I really don't know how to go about this, seems like am involved emotional to her! I wish I & her could be dating ...pls advice me how to become emotional distance from her...

Pls moderators help push this to front page for more views and replies.

Mad man!

DanielAlhassan:
Please I need your help according to doctors report she 3 month pregnant and i calculated the period we had sex it was 2 month ago
Am confused if am responsible for the pregnancy

She has been swearing that for the pass 6 years now she has not had sex with anybody until 2 month ago which she had sex with me

Don't know what to do or believe
I need your advice

Story! She is a lttle lying "B"!!

Rozcol:
Some boyfriend sef,why still put eyes on what she does with the money you freely gave her,not a good thing

I have heard much about your stupidity, didn't know you are useless also.

Frontail:

#IstandwithAbbaKyari#
Any day anytime
Nooooo ! Sheyyykkkiiiieee

Stop jubilating,there is no way Nigeria will stand against justice from being completed in that American court by not handing Kyari over to the FBI or Nigeria FG opens a chapter they will surely regret.

The Nigeria political arena has never been this fair. Never been faced with an equality of injustice or justice so to speak,for the three major geopolitical zones of Igbo,Yoruba,Hausa.

*Kanu was forcefully extradited from Kenya by the Government to come and answer a court case in Nigeria all the way from his base in UK.

*Igboho has been held down by Benin republic at the request of the Nigerian government to be repatriated for court trial soon.

*Abba Kyari has been indicted by the FBI for his participation in a money heist by a known fraudster.

Lose lose or win win?

kingscare1:
Nobody holy, if you have the chance to make millions of dollars from hushpuppy regardless of who you are won't you take the opportunity? I know most people condemning him will do so without a second blink.

We're all hypocrites.

Crime and corruption are not good but let's look at what he did from a personal angle for us to understand that it's not easy not to roll with a popular big boy like hushpuppy when everyone was familiarizing with them and such chance came up for him.

I'm not supporting crime and corruption, all I'm saying is let him do the time if found guilty of what he's is indicted for but let's put ourselves in his shoes for a second to understand the mouth watery offers he got from hushpuppy that put him into the mess and let us not be quick to criticize him because most of us could have taken such offers.

In as much as we must let justice prevail in our society to cob such bribery and corruption, we must also give a fair hearing to culprits.

Criminal rehabilitation and justice I stand.

It's isn't easy for him.

If he was really intelligent I never expected he will ever leave a chat message trail with a guy like Hush. Personally I think kyari is a very low budget police officer for rolling with that scum. Kyari would have chosen his crime master carefully especially one that steals in dollars,now he's gonna have a mug shot. Shameful!

Vinnie2000:
Bros, if you have Small, just Assist her!!
I feel she is genuine..
Dis Life in Naija currently, Everybody dey manage..

But not by telling sorry stories about a "supposed baby daddy". I can bet she is lying. or it's a lazy "he".

resenne:
Thanks sir. He has never been responsible, he left and has been with another lady, I have to quit my teaching job to ta take care of my baby.please help me.

Liars everywhere! He was irresponsible and he attracted you who were responsible? Telling cheap lies for money.

Rozcol:
Truvel what did I type that's bad,I don't know what i did to all these nairalanders, no comment of mine that won't be castigated.I'm just trying to say the man must have been a bad husband to warrant such behavior from his wife,what's bad in these.

You sound very stup-d really..listen to your self.

Rozcol:
The dad must have been very terrible but she should have simply divorce his sorry ass than taking vengeance.

" His sorry ass" ? Like you are sure he is a bad man? You haven't seen women kill men because they want to marry another man?

MufasaLion:
Bro!!!! Real man!

I always tell niggas that all women are the same irrespective of the status, age, education etc. Just few days ago the news of a beauty queen broke out that she was a LovePeddler despite being married to a top dawg.

I can't afford TRUST bro!

Trust will only get a man killed. I only go near women when I need to release sexual tension and she leaves. Useless lot!

MufasaLion:
What were you expecting?. A MAN should always be calculative ad be aware that anything can be happen when it comes to women.

I don't know how y'all let love or whatever get in your head.

I'm telling you! Fuk love! An older lady recently got talking with me on FB and demanded that I shave my beautiful beards for her that she doesn't like it. Omo my eye clear na so I tell am off,she come beg later but I don lose interest I just bone am. Wetin dey for woman bodi? Toto? Abegi.

DanielAlhassan:
How will you feel if you find out the girl you are in love with who also claim to love you back is pregnant for another person
Your opinion is highly welcome
No insult
Asking for a friend who is about to commit suicide
Please advice him
He is reading your comments

He is an ass if he does that. I lost a marriage to a bad woman and I bless God everyday for it after 12 years of marriage and you want to kill your self over gf? Reinvent yourself like I did and see her regret leaving you in future like mine is doing now while begging we reconcile. But no! I found real happiness in freedom of partner.

Reex12:
why did u quote the entire post na

ya papa nyash.

supportnija:
When did taken bribe become an extradiction case..

he detained a guy in Nigeria so hush could get the 1.1m and settled him from it. Accessory to that act

Iamdbull:
So their is this babe that have been crushing on for a while, we are very close but unto say she get boyfriend wey be correct bad boy, she no fit give me face. So around 12 am this morning I was going through her status and she was sounding like she's heartbroken, na so I try my luck message am then boom like a dream come true she asked if I go dey house for morning for my mind I be like: wetin my masquerade dey do wey him no go fit twerk for morning( it's a Yoruba Adage implying what am I doing wey I no go get time).

I couldn't sleep I had to take care of my dirty filthy room and arrange everything, made my ??TV subscription so she can watch Bbn and be comfortable and made sure everything was set.

Ko ko ko I heard the knock on my door while I was snoring then I opened the door and there she was the most beautiful thing I ever set my eyes on in a while she came in and she didn't even sit on chair she just laid down on the bed waiting for me to devour her. I guess the reason she came so early was because she was desperate for a break up sex to move on. As I inched closer to her she told me to go and brush and then after that I should get her something to eat she needs the energy. Chaiii I don die today go maaaaaaaad.

I brushed my teeth and decided to cook for her that was when gbege started I tried putting on my gas and boom gas don finish oh Lord why today. My mind suggested I jejely go and get her fried rice and chicken but the ijebu inside me didn't agree I was like why I go carry 3k buy food for girl I will rather use the 3k to fill my gas.

That's how I carry the heavy gas o. As I reach estate gate everybody just dey look me with surprise because e be like say na only me no get car for the estate so they were suprised seeing someone carrying the heavy gas. Unfortunately the person filling the gas never come " such a lazy fellow he never reach shop by 8" I uttered to myself. That's how I carried bike and started searching for where to fill gas then I spotted one place, gave the bikeman overcharged 100 naira . Na so they call price of filling the gas 6000 chaiii I open mouth but I had to fill it.

As the guy dey fill am na so the thing stop ooo chaiii which kind wahala be this again, aboki tell me say " "oga no ves gas don finish make I call my ooga to bring gas from the second shop" that's how we waited ooo and filled the gas. It was time to pay na so them say they no get pos and I no carry phone comot for house. I had to start going from pillar to post as POS people plenty reach I no see any one. na so I enter bike go the nearest bank o. I tried withdrawing money network no dey I had to wait, I saw POS but I already wasted bike money and to waste another 200 go hard me so I waited and after 15mins there was network na so I collect 10k. It was now after 10 it would be too late to cook for the babe again. My mind told me to go and buy the fried rice and chicken but spending another 3k on food go too much again so I had to look for a low budget fast food joint to get 1000 fried rice and chicken. I saw a decent place only for them to tell me it's not ready so I waited till 11 e still never ready. Last last I had to go to the place I was avoiding I bought fried rice 400 jollof 400 salad 300 chicken 1200 and coke 200 making 2500 with pain I took bike of 300 back home.


That's how we reach estate gate na so another wahala start ooo the bike man no get 200 change na so we begin find common 200 for like 30 minutes that's how I saw the babe coming outside the estate gate her eyes don red she no even gree make I talk anything.

I just quickly gave her the fried rice and chicken and told the bike man to carry her with the remaining 200 naira change. As I beckoned to carry my gas cylinder na so she call her boyfriend estate for the bikeman. I knew her boyfriend estate because I met her there through a friend of mine that stay in the same shared apartment with the boyfriend.

That's how I rushed inside and relaxed a bit then I called my friend to ask if the babe came to their building. Na so my guy confirm am o that she's in the guys room that she even brought fried rice and chicken and they are both kissing and enjoying the food.

As I am writing this am rolling on the floor in severe pains. Song wey I sing no blow. I come say make I blow babe again I still no see am do. Which kind life I come like this chaiii

Creative!

ValCon888:
I don't know how the American Justice System does it.
But anytime a criminal from naija is caught and extradited, they start to sing at the top of their voice.

Hushpuppi is currently singing and his music is topping the charts.
By the time Abba Kyari starts to sing, even the Inspector General of Police won't be safe.

Abba Kyari the Super Cop is now Abba Kyari the Super Corrupt.

They probably put him in a homo cell block like in the movies. If you no be homo you go talk true by force. And if them see sayyou no break,they put you with the gangs... You must open mouth for leniency to get a cool cell mate.

loba18:
Hmm. I'm not even surprised. I made up my mind about him the day I saw him at Cubana's mum burial.

emoney is coming soon on this channel,no be beef but thief na thief.

Very good! Just as I thought because it will be disappointing for Britain to take sides with a muderer. He had since left the ambience of a freedom fighter to become a gurilla warlord when he took up arms and shot the first shot.
Most of you supporting him are the scum of igbo land who have no common sense.
Stop comparing a" bandit" to an "armed eccessionist", they are like the ant and elephant. One wants just money and the other is confused about the meaning of ethnocentric sovereignty.

Ife adibago nma,site na ochichi Obiano...ndi ala ga gba ala na izu à.

hahn:
As a proud simp

As "a big e". Too far from being a simp.

[quote author=Dammiesugar post=104142044][/quote]That's why I am a defense lawyer and you are not. I will definitely make the jury believe they were filled with gas... Can you prove otherwise given the devastating effect?

FutureIsFemale:
Common charger of N1k.
Men are terrible.

Odinary charger!! Even when woman finish the complete front of my Lexus Rx 350 sef I no even vex reach...chai for some people.

BlowYourMind:
I know it will come to that, Buhari is a animalistic bully, a criminal and a useless irresponsible senseless myopic unscrupulous odious smelling good for nothing cow

You no get common sense, seccession comes with it's own troubles and it's a crime against the state. Plus Kanu o! plus igboho,two of them should die in detention or else Buhari na fool.

Seun:
This video shows that the staff saw the fire early on. I would like to see if they brought back a fire extinguisher as the commentator said they were going to. I don't believe those lighters alone could have burned down the entire supermarket if they used a fire extinguisher shortly after that employee saw the fire, unless they were storing larger quantities of gas or other flammable materials in the store. I would really love to see what the staff did after detecting the fire.

Very good observation!! As a defense lawyer I believe it is very easy to rope the supermarket with negligence of duty:
* Keeping such amount of filled gas cylinders in an enclosed place.
* Keeping no fire extinguisher in sight in case of a fire while testing a cylinder for purchase.
* Leaving such corner unmanned by a supermarket attendants.
* Posing a lot of risk to shoppers alike.
* Very slow response to CCTV footage.
Any good lawyer will definitely be suing the supermarket or charge them with dangerous exposure.

Well done guys!!

Wow! Maria...

I pity all of you decieving yourselves.

gfon:
The maximum number of fvck allocated to ur lifespan,you don fvck am finish....so nothing catches ur fancy anymore

Exactly!! I am in the same situation too. I feel sometimes ashamed to reveal my past with women but now they come and I blank all. money only on my mind now

SGANIVA:
choice , what is wrong with it ?

It sounds dubious, because you can simply get a lady pregnant and not marry her