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[quote author=Mvena post=102088978][/quote]surprised? Don't be baby.

Doja2000:
See this one. Your mate dey hustle,you come nairaland dey insult women as if your mother no be woman. Stop to dey deceiving yourself with your trashy comment and learn to accept the truth say last last na woman you go marry, na woman you go Bleep, and na woman go born your future children.
The truth hurts and you ain't telling yourself the truth because you don't want to feel the pain. Stop deceiving yourself and stop insulting women. God no carry you come this world to con insult women.

WRONG!

Doja2000:
What did you gain after writing all this?

Do Mumu comot from here!! If them check now another man dey somewhere dey sample your woman. Truth hurts

TheGidRedpiller:
Sense spotted tho

You are the man!! Folks used to castigate me for treating women like trash..but really women are trash!! I use and move just like them. I'm yet to see even a decent married woman who will always steal touches and glances when their men aren't looking. Gawd have mercy on any man worshipping a woman as faithful and so should be treated nice. Use and move!!

Rubbish!!

JenniferEkubo:
If i had I'd have sent asap, I wouldn't think twice, cos I know what it means to be in his shoes..

For how long can you keep sending? My sister wise up! I have come in contact with people of all classes and I am yet depressed mostly by people of lowest financial class(alms beggers) because they only believe in begging. Now the thing is this,they think mostly habits instead of discipline,and habits only bring problems.My sister I would rather sell this phone I am typing on to get money to eat rather than beg on this forum for alms. After today's meal what about tomorrow? My dad thought me never to beg but to fight back even if I have to suffer today.

ImaIma1:
If you know how many people have serious money problems but are still struggling to stay alive. But you are here threatening to kill yourself and leave your young children to what fate?

It seems the new trend is asking for financial assistance with threats of suicide attached to it and it's getting rampant.

Let him kill himself na,we all have our struggles. Everyone is short changed at this point.

JenniferEkubo:
when theres no food in his stomach ? Have u ever been so hungry, u start shaking like u got fever?? Then dizziness sets in ??

please send him some money then

JenniferEkubo:
when theres no food in his stomach ? Have u ever been so hungry, u start shaking like u got fever?? Then dizziness sets in ??

please send him some money then

seedsower:
SHE IS FULLY IN CONTROL.

..... got ourselves under control miraculously ?? THATS FOR YOU NOT HERS, SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE IS DOING 100 PERCENT.

SHE IS STILL SINGLE RIGHT? SHE WILL SCATTER YOUR MARRIED AND STILL DUMP YOU!

1 crate of whatever you drink!! The guy na Mumu...which kin love? The Jezebel is only using him.

daylay7:
Hi everyone,

I met this lady long time ago before I got married to my wife and we were in love back then. She refused me when I actually proposed to her and I moved on afterward but each time we were together, our love was quite evident in the air which became noticeable to people around us.

Eventually, I got married and we distant ourselves for the sake of both of us and then, we reduced our phone talks but we were still friends.

And now, each time we were opportune to talk on phone, the feelings keep coming back. It is irresistible! The day we eventually met, we almost make out but we got ourselves under control miraculously and we distant again for a while. The truth is I can't stop talking to her at least we don't even do that often as before.
What is wrong with me? i need help! What do I do?

Believe me she only wants to manipulate and destroy you. Be smart to realize you are only being used.

Newstractor:
My boyfriend is a fuckist just like we have rapist but the difference is that he does not force me, I like it. He messes with my brain during sex that I'm about to go pay my own bride price.
I know it sounds crazy but I'm not here for advise but just to rant my stupidity.
He bleeps every reasonable sense in my head that all I have is an empty brain moving. Like I'm not functioning like a human being. If I try to complain he hit my body herder and I get more stupid. I know I'm stupid because this man is jobless, a school dropout, has no focus or ambition. All he does is have sex with me, eat and play video games and this he has done for 4 years with me. While I go out to work he doesn't cheat, has never cheated and will never cheat. All he says he want is just for me to Open anytime, crazy enough I don't ever get tired my body is always ready.
It's been 4 years and I asked where the relationship is leading and he said once I pay my bride price, he will marry me.
We talked about it and he decided to marry me but I will provide everything and give him my bride price to pay. I'm about to take that crazy decision now. Don't advise me just wish me luck. Let me wallow my foolishness in peace, I just want to rant and tell all the foolish girls like me who are not bold enough to accept my foolishness that they are not alone. This platform has helped me a lot and I'm sorry to disappoint you all that after all the stories I read I did not learn anything but ended up foolish. Pray for me. Good evening.

Genius at work

Goodlyhrt:
My disability

Sorry about that,but it's no limitation to your dreams.

Jack005:
Rubbish statement from either an impotent man, a gay dude or a woman wrapper.

Rapist spotted!! I had my first real girlfriend at 14 please do the maths.

Fedrick100:
Your bestie normally dress up in front of you and you don’t have urge
Oga that your bestie is ugly that’s why you don’t have urge seeing her naked

Nna na you Sabi that one o! My sexual energy is too valuable to dash out to every lady...I guess that's why I'm hot around the ladies because they wanna know what makes me special.

Ginaz:
We have known each other for 6yrs. he’s a very smart , highly intelligent dude, Very playful and deep minded .

We have spent both good and bad times together and he’s the one I run to when I have deep stuff on my mind but I just want him as a friend cos I have never envisioned more than friendship with him.

He came to town , took me on a lovely trip and he confessed his feelings for me which came as a shock to me. He’s a perfect guy , very caring and hardworking. He knows me so well, my imperfections and introverted self. He’s the only morafucker that can call me in the morning , say shittt and just end call without me being angry . Lolz

Since the revelation he hasn’t called me, he said he doesn’t want me in his life for friendship and he needs some space . I am missing him terribly.

I don’t want to lose him, this friendship we have . I’m in a dilemma. He hasn’t been online , I don’t even know what’s going on with him. Should I leave him alone ? Pls advice me.

I don’t want a relationship! This has made things awkward for us , I don’t even know what to do anymore. We haven’t been the same since that day!

Let him go because he has broken rules. Back in Uni my female bestie used the dress up in front of me and I never had any urge to have sex with her because I saw her as my sister. She was the one always telling people she has never seen a hot guy like me keep his hands away from a lady even naked before him. Loyalty is the word your bestie doesn't understand...he is fake and just wants to take advantage of your closeness. Let him go!

blazepascal:
Exam ..it sends a cold shiver to my spine

la voom..

Unityp:
Two staff in one of the Federal Ministries got employment letter the same time,with the same grade level and step,both of them did documentation/assumption of duty the same day.One did in the morning while the other did his in the afternoon but the time was not recorded.
Now the question is how do you determine seniority between this two on the nominal roll?Pls admin gurus in the civil service should help out here because this is exactly what a friend is passing through in her place of work.

Work resumption serial number(RSN)

Truthabulabula:
Am kinda lost here.

Get an igbo interpreter and you will find your way.

Sirconnect:
-how-suspended-npa-md-hadiza-bala-ceded-intels-terminals-to-dangote/
The country should jst be sold to dangote watin sef nah only him na dey

I tire my brother!! The man is too greedy!!

Dangote is just a common thief like every politician.

McStoic:
Nairaland is really sweet ooo

wetin man go do? Make we dey jolly dey go.

22brains:
no I know his family very well. His father even look younger than him. As in.... He old pass him papa

it's a dieseaese,a rare condition. It's sadly going to continue like that. Pictures would have actually helped the judgement.

SmithRussell:
Op, am I free to call my Anambra friends those names, based on the category I perceive.. Hope she no go vex?

it depends on your relationship.

prettyheart:
A

if you say "A" me say "P" another man say.......

Anambra mens description of females and their financial limits in his life while searching for the "one".

Nwanyi ego motor- They can only give the lady in question transport fare because they feel that's her worth mostly due to cheap behavior displayed.

Nwanyi ugbo ala- they classify these ladies as classy,educated and beautiful.A graceful but vain fine lady who deserves a fine ride,so she may get one because they don't want her exposed to poor men for toasting,kept as big boys food for weekends.

Nwanyi ego nmanya- Anambra men know her thinking of fun is drinking and eating,oh girl you go drink tire, that's all you get! Drinking joints can attest to that.

Nwanyi ego akwa- Anambra men reserve here for teenager girls who are wayward...longthroat.
Give them latest fashion and they spread.Cloth money is the code.


Nwanyi MaryAmaka- Babe I swear you go cook and slave for no reason still yet na househelp you be. This na d set of ladies who think slaving for Anambra man will bring ring but na lie o,Chike do calculation very well and this is cheaper than laundry man and cook.


Nwanyi mummy- na she get Anambra man heart. She is warm and welcoming but Stern when the occasion warrants. Trusted and loyal to death, so he respects her so much because she is graceful and greatful for the privilege offered. You hardly see her with Anambra man except on Sundays in his best ride. He only flaunts her in church but never in public gatherings. Anambra man get sense o!

Ps: Ishilove / consray abeg come tell us which category you be o! As you Sabi Dem wella
Thank you...don mention.

debbydams:
The world we are now it's very rare to see a jobless lady,,nd most hook up gurls are not after money..date a mature gurl,u are dating a student nd u think she won't bill u,.. anyway it depend tho,. real gurls don't bill

Biggest lie ever toldeth.. hungry girls...

TheGidRedpiller:
Still on the matter of the entitlemental problems most biittches have, let me share a scenerio i was once in

So you were probably on your own maybe pressing your phone and then one hot and endowed aunty comes to you either to first initiate the conversation or to just go straight to the point of asking you to buy her a shawama because that was what the hungry thot came for in the first place.

Come on, don't be crude, or stingy, play along with a smiley face to make her feel like she is getting her way with you. Walk majestically to the shawama stand with her, if you are having many cash to spare at that moment, just get the most expensive packaging of the shawama so her head will explode

After that, simply pay up, grab the shawama from the attendant so the hoe wouldn't get it first, walk away to a free space, buy one smoov, and eat the shawama right there!

Remember to thank the broke asss hoe for the perfect lunch idea as she watches you eat!

Fvvck entitled biittches up!

TRP IS GOLDEN!!

Quite childish..If I have enough money on me,I will definitely buy her a sharwarma but it ends there.. don't need your contact,I just did the world a favor by feeding a helpless being.