BossGerald:

Situational report.


This is the early morning pictures from my hood in Obosi Anambra state.

We don't know anything sit at home, people are going about their business, commercial drivers etc.

@Anambra1st son, we need your Situation report from Awka, the capital city of Anambra state.

When you don't know how daring an average igbo man is, you start to overrate yourself...I've never seen people so difficult to control like my igbo brothers, bini and warri.

Make Saturday come fast abeg.

where in Obosi is this?

AmuDimpka:
ikpu nne gi

Amu nna gi there!

AmuDimpka:
why can't you just tap from his grace and move on

Grace kee you there...longthroat!!

Stillwhites:
It's getting to a year now that my wife began starving me of sex. Honestly I can count how many times I sexed my wife in the last two months and in most cases I initiate the engagement.

She sometimes complain that I love sex too much so I have to endure days without sex. As I type, it's morethan a week that we engaged in adult activity. I contemplated seeing another lady but it's against my Christian faith. How do I handle this situation?

get a side chick

Antoeni:
Peter Obi Should be Added to the List

Thunder fire you!!!

Wordsfrombimpe:
A woman of value who work hard for her money

Also need to know the man she want to spend the rest of her life with is not a stingy man

Women give 80% Percent am talking of women of substance

So you guys should read to understand simple!

Your gender should remove money which other value do they add aside prick even in relationship , sex conversation up and down

Send nudes or video call

Tell your gender the truth be decent and kind

Copyright ©️ Digital Bimpe The Coach

Very stupid thinking!!

rainlover:

I'm equally confused..

It is possible if her husband was cheating on her with a woman cheating on him. So her husband may have introduced his sidechicks other boyfriend's sperms into her.

SisterFire:
...British slave , I speak 10 languages and not tied to British language.

Beat it!! Go and find your size.

SisterFire:
...After typing this u will go and Bleep ur mate and life is sweet isn't it?
U Religious fools lack ability to be in people's shoe because u think Jesus is with u , remove that helper u think is representing Jesus ...you drop ur suicide note .
Y are dull souls so selfish and wicked , y advice someone who knows more than u?

Now this is just another full that would have gained better understanding with an English book called " Brighter grammar"

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar
I used to think that people who commit suicide are cowards but hell no they are the real niggarz with mind

They have decided to say enough is enough in this gadamnnn life....they are the one with balls to end this whole fuckkking experiment and zombiediot programming called life

Now this is it this whole fucckkking life got no meaning but we humans are not intelligent to realise it

We have been programmed to do one same old shit repeatedly like zombies...living life is one hell of a pain in the ass...we have to eat, breakfast, lunch dinner...go to school or learn work, pay bills..struggle to be an adult....every day the huzzle never ends...little time we are required to get married and start a family same old shit our fathers just finished doing...now they are six feet under...after that our children will repeat same

What da fuckkk is wrong with us .....can't we see life got no meaning

Life has no meaning? And death may just be nothingess for all I care. Nevertheless you are alive now so you can type and say " Life got no meaning".... doubting this is realizing it's meaning.

siofra:
I love this for her

She's not going to take nonsense from any Nigerian man.

Very good for her! No be she marry in 72 hours after meeting Mr Right...hopeless women!!

APC2:
Thank you for this. Dollar need to rise again. I only earned dollars. I have never do any work which I was paid in Naira for the past two years. I live in Nigeria and work in US....

Oh!How "does" you do this work that doesn't require English proficiency?

QuinModah:
"If you let an idiot talk long enough, they'll eventually destroy their argument."

This quote from Sun Tzu is one of the most famous in philosophy.

It's an excellent reminder for us to speak less and listen more.

Which is a handy negotiation tactic.

But when dealing with folks who do not have substance, let them speak.

They'll eventually destroy their argument.

The longer they talk without giving proof or examples, the more likely they don't have anything to say.

Better yet. Don’t be that person!

Oh sorry to hear your dad was an e-diot....I guess your mother was another e-diot for letting herself get pregnant to birth you....also an E-diot.

LonelyLucifer:
Let me ask again

How useless is your mother?.... I just want to know how true gidi's points are.

She's not as useless as your mother though.... because your mother is a true embodiment of uselessness.

QuinModah:
Prospective Employer asking employee of his notice period to quit his current employer.
Employee responded a month lieu of notice will be given to his current employer.
Prospective employer gave this employee an offer letter stated he must resume with immediate effect.
Here are my questions for both party.
What will you do as an employee?
Employer What are you trying to inject into the system?

Auntie go and edit your topic I don't know which of the mods dey poke you.

Righteousness2:
It really amazes me, how a snake swallows a full human being.

This is how the devil and his agents littered around in various guises, are swallowing destinies of men and women in these Endtimes.
There is Need for us to stand firm in Holiness, righteousness, purityand total surrenderness to GOD, so as not to fall a prey to them.

shame on you! The devil your"God" created is destroying the world your God created and your man created "God" is helplessly and powerlessly watching....why? Simply because "God" is a figment of your hypocritical imagination!!!

Interesting15:


Romantic relationship with the opposite gender has placed many young folks into grevious issues that has left terrible indelible scars on a lot of them; while some have been unfortunately sent directly or indirectly to their early graves by these sweet-turned-sour affairs.


The core reason young people will keep having unpleasant experiences from boyfriend and girlfriend romantic relationships is because it was never in the original Will and Plan of God - the Wise Creator of everything, in the first place.


The Will of God is that when a man (not a boy) has attained a certain stature where marriage can be embraced, (after such a man has discovered his identity and purpose on earth), He (God) should be approached to provide a woman (not a girl) who will become his wife. After God has provided the woman, prior to marriage, the couple embark on what we call courtship, where they learn to know more about themselves (in an attempt to make necessary adjustments before they tie the knot), and must not defile the marriage bed during the courting period (that is, must not indulge in premarital sex).


There are different things that attempts to compell young people into a romantic relationship at the wrong time and in the wrong manner. There will be members of the opposite gender who wants to pull you into a romantic relationship when it's wrong. Your parents might even be an agent of pressure - trying to force you into a relationship directly or indirectly. Your friends and even the media are also prominent agents. Nevertheless, you must be resolute and be patient enough to do the right thing at the right time.


Now, this is one of the major things pushing many young people into premature romantic relationships and entanglements outside God's Will for them. Loneliness (or the fear of it). Two major things sponsors this: idlness and lack of self esteem (thinking you are totally not complete without a partner).


Even at the basic level, an important solution to eradicating loneliness is getting busy and occupied. Now, I'm aware that some (probably many) young people still feel empty even as they are occupied with several jobs. There are several things to say about that. One is, the emptiness they feel might emanates as a result of neglect of certain important things, such as an intimate relationship with God their Creator (which means, in such a case, the problem is not about loneliness). Also, it is possible to be engaged with several things and still feel inadequate, if you are engaging yourself in things that doesn't bring fulfilment (particularly things that are not God's purpose for you).


Hence, two things I've seen worked for me as well as some other persons I know, are:

1. Being very occupied with seeking and knowing GOD
2. Being very occupied with purpose exploration

A primary function of man is to seek, know and keep exploring God. The truth is, God is very deep and inexhaustible. Even the 24 elders who have been with Him for ages, are yet to know all about Him. And I must tell you, GOD is very exciting, and we can't have enough of Him. Focus on knowing God and you won't be empty. You will get to a stage where you enjoy spending hours alone with God in the secret place, and you enjoy God's presence, always looking forward to the daily experience. The first step is to make Jesus Christ your Lord and Savior.


Finally, get busy with discovering yourself, your talents and gifts and purpose, and occupy yourself with developing and deploying. These things brings fulfilment, and you won't have time for unproductive affairs.

If you are in an immoral relationship with a member of the opposite gender, break it immediately. Receive grace to do so in Jesus Name. Amen.

sundayakanni.com

Go and tell your"God" he should have created man in such a way sexual awareness attainment will be by age not time because this clearly shows a deficiency in Gods creative abilities.....it's time for new model man to be created, Daimler Benz can attest to this.

Ehinjuola:
R u male or she-male?

M sowi, just curious coz diz leg n hand doesn't luk lyk woman's own.

Ain't attractive nt to talk of sexy.

Sorry I have to be blunt wit it.

shege dan mallam!! That's a sheismale.... borrow leg o!!

Nobody is promised tomorrow...RIP

Mom007:

My Dad has a fish farm in Lagos. My neighbors in Ogun are also fish farmers so I know a thing or two about it.. I know for a fact a kilo of fish is sold for over 2500now. This is over a kilo. You claim you bought it for 1k. You didnt say you got it from the owner in your initial post. Nor that the Owner is your guy or is doing giveaway. Anyways, enjoy your fish.

Oga Katsina is not Lagos.

obembet:
A beer parlor business is a very profitable business in Nigeria. If you start this business, you will definitely make massive sales every day. but in most cases, those people that normally do the business are woman and some people believe that those who run those business are likely to have concubine which I don't totally agreed.

So my great mature mind Nairalanders, Can A woman run beer parlor business and still be faithful to her husband?

Source: obembet

You need more to learn how to express yourself better.

Ishilove:

Mscheeeew x 2

Mscheeeew x3

TheGidRedpiller:
Nothing new, I promise.

I'm used to it at this point!

Well done bro!! You are really a nice guy to teach guys these secrets. All you teach them is � confam and I concur always.

Righteousness2:
She is gone to render account to the KING of kings.
Over there, there is no royal preference for anyone.
Over there, the title and crown of queen will be thrown aside.
What will matter is if she Belived in the Lord JESUS Christ, Surrendered to Him and Lived for Him.
If she did, she will be launched into Glory and Bliss.
If she didn't, she will thrown into Hell Fire.

Let we who are still privileged to have Breath in us, take note and do the needful.

The "Nothingness" in death makes you always sound stupid with this constant rambling.

Cypress042:
They have break this one heart again you want to use this thrend to console yourself

Story!

When love goes wrong,you begin to doubt everything that once made you feel on top of the world in that relationship. A lot of terrible revelations which may seem true at that time arise cause you built your life around that person.
I've been called broke the most by exes( but most times I'm actually better than their brothers) Accused of being uninterested in marriage.
but never been called impotent���.
Well I guess it's because they can't sell that story, the neighbors and friends would not believe because they heard good tales and heard them moan while it was good...like scream���
Women are funny.

RoyalBlu:
Atiku is an old timer. So Mama is legit chummy with him


Well...

Hi,I like your sense of reasoning...you must be a reader.

Jennyclay:
He must own a house
He must own atleast 3 cars.
He must have atleast 3 legitimate sources of income.
He must be earning minimum of ₦3 million monthly

Very simple! But if your brother doesn't have all these thunder go fire una Papa and mama!!

wawwZee:
I am currently in lagos. I started using tramadol durring My University days in 2015. The drug proved to increase My energy and always at alert but currently if i dont take it i can't function throughout the day.

I am seriously seeking a way to get out as I am not financially okay to afford rehabilitation. This has really affected My social life.

Get yourself busy with your dream and Excel! Addiction isn't totally bad if it gives you morale and energy to excel... Just be a working addict!

Jashub:
My brother, if you love yourself and your life, you will listen to the advice I have to give you , especially as people here will be shouting "rehabilitation " as if it is a permanent solution.

And if you want to argue this , let me tell you categorically that drug addiction is not something people easily recover from on their own effort. In fact , I have seen many cases of people who have gone through rehab over 5 times and still ended up dead or worse off from drug overdose. A fine example would be the late Whitney Houston )

So enough of this digression, let's get to the solution:

1.Go on your knees(now) and repent from all sins you have committed knowingly and unknowingly asking Jesus to help you .

2. Go and get yourself a bible

3 .Make it a habit of being prayerful, especially during the time when the urge comes upon you.

4. Find bible-believing people to share your case with and if possible, get closer to them through sincerity and repentance

5 . People will mock you , hear me again , people will mock you and doubt your sincerity, but ignore them and keep your eye and trust on God and He will surely deliver you.



Peace

You no get sense aswear!!

sukkot:
its my way of paying tithes. i dont give tithes to rich pastors but yet i see the need to help those who are struggling sometimes. this is how i help people who are struggling. i pay them what they want without asking for discount but first i would access the situation
1- you are hardworking and trying your best
2-of course you will be offering me something in return which i would then overpay for..

The poverty mindset can never understand the rich man's thoughts. bro no use trying to convince people about your philosophy of life, keep living it while they watch you grow.