Romance / Re: Women Are Cheap Toys by Vaiki(m): 8:22pm On Jul 14, 2021 |
Doja2000: See wetin this mumu write. Your stupidity no dey finish ooo.... I pity your future wife your fada Mumu no get duplicate aswearigad. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Vaiki(m): 6:01am On Jul 08, 2021 |
advanceDNA:
Religion?? This guy is funny.....is that how limited your vocabulary is that you think repenting must have something to do with religion..??
You not only give people’s daughters abortion pills, you are also toxic and bitter ....
Nigga... please...carry your toxicity away jarè
your parents are nit wits simple ! |
Romance / Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Vaiki(m): 10:05pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
advanceDNA:
No be you say you wan give the guy abortion pills... you be better go and repent....
Fuk repentance and fuk ur religion! Who cares? |
Romance / Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Vaiki(m): 4:49pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
advanceDNA:
Abortion expert...: what’s your baby-body count?? Ask ya mama. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by Vaiki(m): 4:38pm On Jul 07, 2021 |
ChizzyBuna: I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school. We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this. I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..
i know of a simple dxug that can do the trick. |
Family / Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vaiki(m): 5:31pm On Jun 22, 2021 |
Preetti: Ask your dad Oh! My dad was fukking you too!? cool! |
Family / Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vaiki(m): 5:20pm On Jun 22, 2021 |
Preetti: Same way your dad fuccks you in the ass E-goat wow! How big is your ass hole? Bottle? |
Family / Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vaiki(m): 4:52pm On Jun 22, 2021 |
Preetti: Your mum is the whoreee I guess your dad fuckks you in the ass cos you act dumb. |
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Family / Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vaiki(m): 3:16pm On Jun 22, 2021 |
Preetti: Barbiturate is not a mumu, you're the mumu And you are the what? The whorre? |
Family / Re: “If You Fight My Side Chick, I Will Upgrade Her To Wife” - Nigerian Man. by Vaiki(m): 2:34pm On Jun 22, 2021 |
Barbiturate: Mr olushola, why would you have a gf when you have a wife at home? You want her to respect you by not confronting your gf but you disrespected her first, by having an affair outside your marriage, throwing all your wedding vows to the gutters. You should be ashamed of putting this up at your age Mumu comment from a Mumu guy. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Policeman fights bus conductor who insisted he pays his transport fare. by Vaiki(m): 3:07pm On Jun 21, 2021 |
chatinent: Na wa o.
Abi e no fit give am headbutt?
Please fam, contact me for academic writing. See this one that can't handle odinary girl invitation is making mouth sef about headbutt. Hmm !! |
Travel / Re: British Airways Plane's Nose Collapses At Heathrow Airport (Pix, Video) by Vaiki(m): 12:05pm On Jun 19, 2021 |
Righteousness2: Thanks to God it was not a plane filled with passengers.
This is quite similar to the things that are gonna play out on the day of the rapture , when Jesus Christ appears in the sky and snatches away his own.
Planes in the air with Born again pilots are Suddenly gonna become Pilotless.
Vehicles on the road with Born again men and women driving them, will suddenly become empty.
There will be Worldwide Choas. Planes and vehicles with Born again pilots and drivers will be crashing.
Be Ready Folks! Something Huge is about to Rock this World. GOD Help us. MUMU |
Food / Re: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by Vaiki(m): 6:54pm On Jun 17, 2021 |
Ishilove:
You are a very bitter, disgusting and despicable soul. Go and heal yourself. you sound like a lady in need of some good smashing? What do you say we continue this old argument while I have you screaming"give me some more"! 1 Like |
Career / Re: Considering The Situation Of Nigeria, How Are You Coping Without A Job? by Vaiki(m): 5:34pm On Jun 17, 2021 |
It's so tough but the tough keeps moving. #Hustlerbunwa 1 Like |
Food / Re: 10 Delicious Nigerian Street Foods (Pictures) by Vaiki(m): 5:31pm On Jun 17, 2021 |
Ishilove: Gosh I hate Abasha. Uber gross see your ugly mouth like "abasha" it's Abacha olodo. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: An Armed Robber Who Ambushed Abiola Became A Governor - Zainab Duke-Abiola, Wife by Vaiki(m): 5:28am On Jun 15, 2021 |
FarahAideed: Who could the robber that became governor be? Alao Akala should be the governor. |
Romance / Re: A Lady Asked Me Out On A Date. What Do I Do? by Vaiki(m): 12:46pm On Jun 14, 2021 |
chatinent: Hello,
Quick one: so a lady, bold, tall, elegant, beautiful, well-dressed and cultured.. walked up to me and booked a date tomorrow during eventide. She's sb who I had often hi-ed while passing by.
This was no borrowed courage. She was in for it.
I didn't give any responses.. as I watched her walked out.
So, fam, what do I do? Mumu � she wants to use you for ritual or probably get your sperm for rituals. |
Romance / Re: A Lady Asked Me Out On A Date. What Do I Do? by Vaiki(m): 12:45pm On Jun 14, 2021 |
chatinent: Hello,
Quick one: so a lady, bold, tall, elegant, beautiful, well-dressed and cultured.. walked up to me and booked a date tomorrow during eventide. She's sb who I had often hi-ed while passing by.
This was no borrowed courage. She was in for it.
I didn't give any responses.. as I watched her walked out.
So, fam, what do I do? Mumu � she wants to use you for ritual 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Women Are Cheap Toys by Vaiki(m): 11:26am On Jun 13, 2021 |
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Romance / Re: Women Are Cheap Toys by Vaiki(m): 2:15am On Jun 13, 2021 |
bepositive11:
We attract who we are. Since you only attract "cheap toys", you're a cheap toy yourself
And don't generalize. Not all women are the same, and not all men are the same
Women who add value to men's lives stay away from men like you Give me access to contact your mum ,sisters or female members of your family. That should prove it. |
Romance / Re: Women Are Cheap Toys by Vaiki(m): 5:11pm On Jun 12, 2021 |
Jeon:
My friend keep quiet. You don't have a standard. That's why you mingle with some so-called women you called toys.. Because of ur lowlife level.. ogun kee ur ma there |
Romance / Re: Women Are Cheap Toys by Vaiki(m): 11:31am On Jun 12, 2021 |
Jeon:
My friend keep quiet. You don't have a standard. That's why you mingle with some so-called women you called toys.. Because of ur lowlife level.. You be fool you this mongoose element. Ewu Kobo kobo |
Romance / Re: Do You Know That, 90% Of Nigerian Ladies Date For Survival And Not For Love? by Vaiki(m): 7:58am On Jun 12, 2021 |
Mixedfruit: Do you know that, 95% of African Ladies date for survival and not for Love.Relationship/marriage this day is just Poverty Alleviation Program. Very true! I started treating and talking to women like trash when I discovered this reality. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Women Are Cheap Toys by Vaiki(m): 7:50am On Jun 12, 2021 |
Jeon:
Yes,ur dad make ur mom cheap. that's why you see her finish.
Women should know their standards. To avoid see finish and insults from all those malnutrition Nigerian boys with skinny legs and unhealthy torso..
"SPIT " " women should know their standard"... exactly y I call them toys. You are just Another fool in paradise...SMH 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Women Are Cheap Toys by Vaiki(m): 7:36am On Jun 12, 2021 |
Jeon:
Yes,ur dad make ur mom cheap. that's why you see her finish.
Women should know their standards. To avoid see finish and insults from all those malnutrition Nigerian boys with skinny legs and unhealthy torso..
"SPIT " |
Romance / Re: Women Are Cheap Toys by Vaiki(m): 6:40am On Jun 12, 2021 |
Carchoice: Good morning bro. Did you sleep well? good morning bro yes I did. You? |
Romance / Re: Women Are Cheap Toys by Vaiki(m): 6:39am On Jun 12, 2021 |
Jeon:
Master of cheap toys.. I dy greetings!! Even your mum is a cheap toy. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Should I confess to My Wife And Kids because I feel dirty by Vaiki(m): 6:37am On Jun 12, 2021 |
Neverwill: I met a man here on nairaland that nearly or should I say took advantage of me and made me nearly commit an abomination which I nearly did. I wanted to keep this to my self till he sent me a message this last night again
I would keep this brief and I hope I find closure with this as I have been so sad since Wednesday and I couldn't sleep
I had to create a New moniker to post this because this is shameful
I'm 29 and a very handsome man. I have a young family with a beautiful wife that I don't even think I deserve because she is an Angel and I have 2 beautiful girls that means everything to me.
I lost my Job during the pandemic last year and it has been hard getting another Job and it's even harder watching my kids starve and my beautiful wife cry at night
I know my responsibility as a man and top most is me providing for my girl's and their Mom.
My wife have been shouldering the feeding responsibility at home since March because after i paid my girls school fee in February my account became empty
Even though my wife does everything she has never been rude to me or shown me the normal "Nigerian" women attitude
She has never denied me sex or spoke to me rudely since August of last year. She meets men, richer men that wants a relationship with her but this lovely woman tells me all, she even gives me her phone to chat with them
In all of this I kept on looking for a job because I feel like I'm failing my girls
On Monday I was in a thread here on nairaland and I made a post that I needed a job so badly and I got an email from here and I replied the email and I and the person started talking and he invited me to his office in the island
I was excited, baby was excited and the girl's were excited as well and I got to his office the next day which was on Tuesday and I submitted my CV to him and he went through it and was impressed and we spoke even more and he said something to me 'what can you do to get this job' and I said anything because I need to start providing for my wife and the girl's as I was feeling the pressure from home and he said something again. 'You are very handsome and I would want us to be closer and if you agree to this you would get even more than a job
Then he told me his office would get back to me and he gave me #15k as transportation and while I was heading home he texted me and said if I'm free tomorrow he would like to see me
My mind told me something was off , I knew but I just couldn't imagine or believe something of that nature could happen to me, I replied his text and told him I would be free and he told me he would get back to me and Wednesday morning he sent me a text that we should meet in one of the biggest hotels in lekki
I asked him why an hotel and he said he has an appointment with a client and he would want me to see the client with him so he accesses my ability In convincing a client to partner with us
Then I got to the hotel by 10am and I called him I was there and he invited me to his room and when I got in it seemed odd
There were 2 glass and a bottle of wine and we started talking and we spoke a lot while we drank and I actually felt comfortable around him and we started talking family and he told me his wife and kids are in America
Then when it got to my turn I told him about Nike and my girls and I got very emotional and started shedding some tears because I'm failing my family even tho it's not my fault, even though I look for job everywhere and every day both on jobberman and LinkedIn and Twitter and Facebook
Then he told me how much I want the job and I said so badly and he said what can I do to get the job I said anything and he said what can I do to get a job of #150k per month gosh that broke me and I said anything at all and right there he called his personal assistant to draft an employment letter in my name and add a salary of #150k
We continued talking and he told me how much I had left in my account I told him just 3k because I gave wifey the rest of the money he gave to me to prepare something for the kids
Some few minutes later he brought out a bundle of cash and told me it's mine and the employment letter in his email which he showed me if only he has sex with me
Hmmmm
I was stunned and astonished and didn't no what to do
I needed a job so badly, my kids needed the money so badly, Nikky has carried the family enough and I needed to do something and there was an opportunity
If it was you what would you do?
I have never thought I would be in such a situation in all my life but I asked him if it would be painful and he Said no
I'm so sorry for even considering it
Then he showed me a video of how easy it would be
Hmmmm
May God forgive me
I agreed guys
I agreed I'm so sorry babe
I agreed because I have been so broken and empty emotionally and mentally
He told me to pull of my dress and I did and he did as well and I don't know what he rubbed in my ass , maybe a cream he said for easy penetration
Then he kissed me and I kissed him back and in all of this I was just mute, confused, not knowing what to do
I knew I hated what I was doing but I needed a job for my girl's and wifey
Then he told me to give him a Mouth Gig and immediately I held his penis in my hands I remembered how Nike would always say no to other men And the Love we shared and I came back to my senses
And I respectfully told him I can't and he was angry and DISAPPOINTED as I could tell from his look but he told me to leave and I asked him about the job and he told me he would get back to me
I left and immediately went to the church to pray and when I got home babe asked me about it and I said I didn't get the job and at night she wanted us to make Love but I felt too dirty to do that
yesterday morning she wanted to kiss me I felt too dirty to do that also
My kids noticed I was different and asked what's wrong and I told them daddy was sick
I'm confused, I don't know if I should tell her and I don't know how she would feel or if she would even forgive me
My kid's are on midterm and I should take them out today but no money, I can't remember when last we had a family time together in an eatry
I feel so sad right now
I feel so broken right now
God forgive me
Please let's not take advantage of people in their down moment. I nearly fell for this and would have regretted it forever
God help me
Good morning You must be handsome in a girlish way cause men! I'm damn right handsome too in a mans way too,and no bloody homo never approached me before because I gat bad countenance. |
Romance / Women Are Cheap Toys by Vaiki(m): 6:26am On Jun 12, 2021 |
Straight and simple! Women are cheap toys and cheap toys never bring any good. My opinion is buttressed by how they change the moment they see you got some cash. All of a suddenly they are all over you offering sex and mouth loyalty while dissing their husband or boyfriend right in front of you same way they gon diss you if a bigger boy shows after you. 22 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: How To Get Over Trauma Of Wife Past Life by Vaiki(m): 12:09am On Jun 11, 2021 |
Don't marry her! She is still keeping secret lovers and they are married men. Save yourself the heartache |
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