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I get constantly approached for a relationship by underage girls, married women and old women but never by my age bracket.
Just got embarrassed today again by an underage girl acting wierd to get my attention.

Great write-up!

orohbiro:
God forbid that not my portion

You must go when 35 comes along with no man is sight,just like ishilove and co are already doing..

chatinent:
The f I would have given had a fatal motor accident.

Druggie spotted..

adorablefwb:
Nah! Makes it even sweeter, afterall that's what your daddy prefers being called when in action with me.

Yes Sir!

Oh Sir!

Esè Sir!

Next!!!!!

That's what I'm talking about baby...give me some more!!

adorablefwb:
A pleasure Sir

isn't "Sir" too formal to address someone who may soon have your legs up in the air and you screaming...?

adorablefwb:
Oh I feel intimidated already lol!!!

Let me make it clear again, I pay my bills, very comfortable and would never expect any finance from you. I do not need a ride from you, I have mine and may drive down to you or use an Uber. Life is simple!

Good conversations and company without strings attached. Dasol

cool! I hate strings except there is a "G" before it.. Nice meeting you.

adorablefwb:
I am a tall, light skinned physically appealing lady looking for a male friends with benefits. I have a good sense of humor, outgoing, very lovable and intellectually sound.

I do not need financial benefits as I am fully employed and take care of my bills. I need a friend and companion with whom to enjoy good conversations with, go out together and get to be cool without strings attached - whenever we are both free.

He MUST be at least 6ft tall, have a good sense of humour, must be very good at conversations and highly intelligent (this is very important to me). He MUST be employed with a good and decent job, must be chivalrous and have charisma. He MUST be sexually attractive and very active. Physically presentable (very important) and knows the importance of always smelling and looking nice. I am in my mid 20s and expect someone mature and sensible.

Must live on the Island or on the Mainland.

Please those in Ojo down to Badagry or Festac and anything from Ipaja and it's environs should not bother claiming Mainland. Kindly do not send me a mail.

If you're interested, kindly send a mail to "fwblagos@gmail.com"

You should please attach a photo as well because I do not have the time to waste in talking or engaging you in discussions when I do not find you appealing as everyone I believe has a taste. Don't attach a fake photo, we will have video calls and I will definitely turn you down if it seems so. I assure you that your mails, messages and anything that comes out of this will be highly confidential.

I will definitely meet with you after I'm okay or find you interesting.

Please holier than Jesus, do nor judge me or act like a Saint. Do not preach for me as well lol. I know this is nairaland and there are people with all the characteristics listed above.

Thank you in anticipation.

I am 6"3,very handsome,well built physically,neat by every assumable standard,well educated you may be intimidated,run my own business,live in Lagos and Abuja,own two vehicles.....but I ain't giving you nothing but sex and I ain't dropping or picking you up* not paying for your Uber* Not loaning you no money*
Are you game baby cos I got the magic stick?

chatinent:
Likely, this is the same thing I'd do.

Thanks for sharing your thoughts.

Yeah exactly my thoughts...you will want to know why you failed...argh!!! You even sound real dumb now.

PS: adjust your poor title,it reeks of low quality education.

chatinent:
Me: Before then, I must be sure we both are marriage-driven.


I really don't know what I'll do if I get a NO.



What about you?

sisi doesn't know what he/she will do if he gets a no? It means you have always been a true mugu in reality.
I'm here with even married women begging to be mine this simp dey ask if one reject my proposal wetin I go do?

PrimadonnaO:
There are different ways a person can be considered funny. It doesn't have to be the Akpororo-kinda funny.

But yeah, a person that can make me laugh will always be attractive to me.

Funny for me involves good wit and and use of sarcasm! So sexy!

Finally a lady with class on NL..

LMS1:
hustle o, make person cruise nor vex you, niggar poverty dey your family, i can smell it from here!!

Na ya papa nyash dey smell you for nose Mumu boy. You no even smell sk wey I hold for hand na pocket you come smell thief!

LMS1:
if na me na to find all this aboki wey dey shout
"iron coundem, aluminum coundem" sell that entiquette give dem,
then use the money play bet9ja.
Den wen i win i come carry de money buy tokumbo rolls royce for cotonou,
charley boy nor sabi bussiness..

say no to weed

Mumu dey your family follow come blood.

You definitely can't marry every lady who loves you. Thing is,Nigerians like to equate sex with love. See sex as an activity and be free to live in it.

Most people fall in love with good sex but I never do that. If the sex was good,then we have to do this again ��.

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fortune1968:
I guess this must come from a lady . This is a very poor submission .

who says this is a poor submission??

lecturer50:
Please house I need an advice.

Ever since I got a federal government job,

my relatives have been disturbing me for money.

There must always be an issue that involves money which they want me to solve.

Recently, my mom become sick.

They are threatening me that I would be held responsible if my mom dies,if I don't make sure she is cured.

But I have taken her to hospitals, and she is trying to recover.

I do this whenever I visit home since I am working in a state far from home.

Her health challenge is due to old age.

But today my uncle called me that I should resign, get back to the village and personally take care of my mom,

failure of which,if she dies, the whole family would hold me responsible for choosing job over my mom.

Can you imagine resigning your federal job to get to the village and start staying?

The calls, the demands, the attacks are getting too much for me.

Please should I just switch off my phone so that no one can contact me?

I just need advice?

You don't need an advice,you came to fan your ego. Wetin you go do don already dey sure ok. You dey open topic for extended family wahala..

chatinent:
Bros, you are not from Bethlehem!


If I were you, I'll set up a provision store for mom to minimise the monthly expectations.

I can easily relate to what you mean.


Advise everyone of your relatives to go and WORK! Make them know you have your own life to live.


To be great, you have to be stingy.

Because if you fall now, those people will still abuse you that there's nothing you did from your Federal job for so and so years. They'll forget you helped them!

"To be great you have to be stingy" ?? Poorest thinking I have ever come across.

Anigreat:




Short.


Tallness without brain is useless

Local short man is provoked...

AsherAmari:
You should have at least dropped one child before jumping out or that one is another revelation for later?

He has a son who is almost 18.

KingAzubuike:
Those who are comfortable eating sacrifices are just terrible and dirty human beings.

Most guys you date for wealth do it.

chronian:
In this era of everyone being serious with one issue or the other.
We're all hustling to make ends meet and no one as it stands now has time for fun anymore.

Aside clubbing, hiking and partying,

what other outdoor or indoor activities can you suggest one engage in so as to have a little bit of fun??

I chat with hornie housewives...just for fun aiit!

saphiere:
It will never be well with Davido if he does not do the needful.

This is for every girl out there to learn a lesson


Davido has daughters. May this he has done to Chioma and many more be upon his daughters in Jesus name I pray Amen.

Davido, I redraw peace from you wherever you are. You shall have no peace until you do the needful.

keep quiet what has king Davido done? Every great man deserves women around him.

networkrecharg:
Ur last Question shows u are interested in GoldDigging job....

Leave another man wife n be responsible

Hahaha!!

habsydiamond:
why should the youths be voters... When we have some of us that can paddle this nation forward far better than our present old cargoes s nao... It weaks me when u call the youth voters cos that's what the old cargoes have limited them to.

Bros I meant it is up to the youths to vote the youths into power. So why should we be complaining? The power is in our hands!!!!

habsydiamond:
why should the youths be voters... When we have some of us that can paddle this nation forward far better than our present old cargoes s nao... It weaks me when u call the youth voters cos that's what the old cargoes have limited them to.

Bros I meant it is up to the youths to vote the youths into power. So why should we be complaining? The power is in our hands!!!

Me go marry any babe wey fit prove I dm am. useless babes...

habsydiamond:
I think it's time for these old people to retire and allow the youths to move this country forward... Cos I don't know why the youths are being called the leadersof tomorrow while the old ones refuse to step down.. I tire for this con3 abeg

The youths are the voters...so who is holding who down?

talkingdrivel:
Well thats your basic salary for a year...when you divide it by 12 you would get like 24k monthly....when you add your allowances it will be like 42k or so.....civil service is crazy

With many sharp corners to make millions, I believe that's why. A CBN clerk was once found in 2016 with hundreds of millions stashed in bank accounts.

Laturuturu:
Where una dey see money
13mil
Pls nah tell me

Na una wey dey trip for audio money go soon provide the real money. Common 2.5m motor wey I buy low key people still beg money follow me,make I come dey announce #13m motor....

harmargedon:
They should jail the both parties. They are both thieves, how can you be expecting someone to double your money.

If I am the one in charge,I will collect #4m and free him. The mugu expecting that money doubled is the real problem.

Ishilove:
Hiaaaaan!

Take this lesson home: you call her 'evening newspaper' and say she is desperate, but she is a lot smarter than you with your puny preek, puny brain and gigantic ego. How can you relocate to leech off a woman without a plan B?? Who does that?

Chairlady NL witchcraft association president has spoken again for one of hers( Evening paper brethren)