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CelebritiesRe: Father's Day: Mercy Aigbe Celebrates Herself For Playing Both Roles by valdes00(m): 5:24pm On Jun 16, 2019
Playing both roles as if its been forced on you...
They will intentionally shut the father out of the children's life and come out to claim shit...
Continue playing both roles na, since you be Maraji wey go play mama, daughter, son, pastor, student for her comedy skits....
SportsRe: Andy Ruiz Jr Demands ₦15.3 Billion To Rematch Anthony Joshua (video) by valdes00(m): 11:44pm On Jun 06, 2019
temmypotter:
People talking about how the first match was fixed blah blah blah don't know shit about boxing

Dude knocked out Aj fair and square, if Aj knows what's good for him, he had better not rematch, not yet.

Start with smaller bouts and work his ass off.

If he loses again, his career is dead, gone and buried.
Right on point... u sabi.... i laugh when some sentimental i.diots said its fixed cos ruiz collected 5million when he won... forgetting that the bout has been negotitiated before it even started... Now AJ wi have to dance to his own tune
PoliticsRe: Gov. Sanwo-Olu And His Deputy, Inspect The Apapa Traffic Gridlock - Photos by valdes00(m): 12:05am On May 31, 2019
3rdavefarms:
I’m impressed

Please ogun lakaye come and help me kill all the doubters that said INITIA GRA GRA


Make Giri kill them for Gidi grin
Ase... Amin... ise ....
PoliticsRe: Gov. Sanwo-Olu And His Deputy, Inspect The Apapa Traffic Gridlock - Photos by valdes00(m): 12:04am On May 31, 2019
enemyofprogress:
Initial gra gra. Him go soon tire
Just because you always start everything in your life with Initial GraGra and no after result doesnt mean everybody will be like you... Awon eyan Na Dem
RomanceRe: Help Me Get Better At Texting/chatting by valdes00(m): 12:18am On May 26, 2019
Deepfeel:
Young girls are very difficult to chat with bro go for mature one's , young girls can't keep a conversation going for 10 minutes, mature minded ladies are more open to conversation
Nobody could av said it better... young girls are NO No when it comes to chat, its more like a question and answer... they will wait for you to ask the question and they will drop monosyllabic replies... when you get tired of asking the questions, the chat dies... I have a girl like that on my WhatsApp list... we hardly chat cos she can't even hold a proper conversation, she will always wait for u to ask and she will reply.... And I still av a matured lady, we can chat from morning till night without getting bored... instead of waiting for me to start another topic, she don start another topic herself... sometimes sef, na me dey use style dodge her hahahahah ...
RomanceRe: Can She Get Pregnant Without Any Penetrative Sex ? by valdes00(m): 7:02pm On May 17, 2019
Instead of you to be worried about you ejaculating during pre-intimacy without penetrating, you are here getting worried over nothing...
Guy you need to cure Jedi Jedi ooo
InvestmentRe: Stay Off ‘loom Money Nigeria’, SEC Warns by valdes00(m): 9:49am On May 17, 2019
mirabel001:
loom cannot crash because it doesn't have website. ...it's just WhatsApp group tinx. ...abi WhatsApp go crash?
it's more or less like contribution stuff....It can only slow down but it can't crash
Anything to console urself Is allowed
CelebritiesRe: Funny Toheeb Recreates Ifu Ennada Pineapple Head Swag - Picture by valdes00(m): 11:28pm On May 14, 2019
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ngadaAwo:
i love this ifu like mad

I'll suck that breast all night kiss
Na Dem �
CrimeRe: Set To Marry By August, Fiancée Battered By Fiance (Disturbing Photos) by valdes00(m): 2:32pm On May 12, 2019
alexola20:
Congrats man.
You just escaped a hangman.

In fact continue talking to her and let her know when you are happily married to a beautiful,gentle,reliable and a husband-respecter.It's enough of a torment to her kind.
All my ex deserve the kind of men they eventually married.
No pity.

I continue warning my wife to not provoke my kindness.
I got married to the lady I left her for.... Today is even our 1yr anniversary... I av a son now.... I could remember the length she went just to make me break with the lady before I got married to her... calling me to tell me bad things that she heard about her.... lolzzz I no fit laff.... she even said they told her the lady used juju to collect her man (me)
CrimeRe: Set To Marry By August, Fiancée Battered By Fiance (Disturbing Photos) by valdes00(m): 2:29pm On May 12, 2019
bukatyne:
See emotional blackmail.
Big one ooo....
CrimeRe: Set To Marry By August, Fiancée Battered By Fiance (Disturbing Photos) by valdes00(m): 2:28pm On May 12, 2019
shineeye1:
No need to even talk with that mammywater gal! Her mean types always want others to take responsibility for their own silly actions! Her emotional blackmail is targeted at a more sinister objective.
we still talk... Even she still called me today and we chat normal.... no strings attached... no hangout... I can't be enemies with her just because we once dated.... And its obvious she still like me
CrimeRe: Set To Marry By August, Fiancée Battered By Fiance (Disturbing Photos) by valdes00(m):
DonEd:
My brother, no matter what, no man should turn a beast because of the woman's madness.
Accidently, the worst may happen and its regrets all the way.
Ogbeni, just walk away.
You are right bro... I cant remember how many times my ex provoked me.... broke my phone twice... almost broke my head with a gin bottle...... but I still can't bring myself to beat her... I just jejely made plans to breakup with her before she turns me to a monster.... the day I left her, she cried like no 2mao... now she's married to a guy that beats her even before she provokes him... we still talk occasionally and she can't stop reminding me that I am one that made her marry a woman beater cos I left her..... she said instead of me trying to change her aggrssive attitude, I chickened out... who cares, na me give u the guy
RomanceRe: Rip by valdes00(m): 12:13am On May 11, 2019
Nigga trying to revenge what efulefu did to him... hahahahahahhah

***
Efulefu don chop that one go jare
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Had It On The Phone Right Beside Me On My Bed. by valdes00(m): 12:02am On May 11, 2019
Omalee:
On my blog?
I have over 90 stories in there.
but I didnt see the remaining of this particular story
RomanceRe: My Fiancée Had It On The Phone Right Beside Me On My Bed. by valdes00(m): 11:59pm On May 10, 2019
Omalee:
On my blog?
I have over 90 stories in there.
you are good..... going to that blog of yours instantly
PoliticsRe: Magistrate Seen Using A Torch Due To The Lack Of Electricity During A Proceeding by valdes00(m): 11:24pm On May 10, 2019
Help her show the world.... so the world can do what...? Abi the magistrate go say she never give wrong conviction before..... na next level be that, make she enjoy am
CrimeRe: Woman And Her Pastor Lover To Die By Hanging For Killing Husband (Photos) by valdes00(m): 11:21pm On May 10, 2019
All this kind story dey make me look my wife with one kind eye
SportsRe: Neymar Handed Three Match Ban For Punching Fan by valdes00(m): 3:36pm On May 10, 2019
Neymar is busy disappointing himself and PSG while the guy (L.moura) that was sold to make way for him is busy making Tottenham proud....

**

This is just like breaking up with your Gf and the next GF is far worse...
RomanceRe: He Needs Your Advice... Any Marriage Counselor Here? by valdes00(m): 1:31pm On May 10, 2019
Joromi12:
he is a big fool is he doesnt know what to do at 31. He is a disgrace of a man and a weakling. Dump the stupid girl na.
Thumbs up bro... nobody could av said it better... I wonder how come some men are so useless when it comes to women issue
CelebritiesRe: Uche Okoye To Wizkid: I Will Kill Myself If You Don't Follow Me by valdes00(m): 8:29am On May 07, 2019
CONVERSATION BETWEEN PEP AND IHEANACHO.....


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Pep: I will sell you to Leicester city
*


Iheanacho: why boss ?
*


Pep: one day you will win us the tittle my boy
*



Iheanacho: thank you for trusting me with this

*


And he did
SportsRe: Football Fans, Coach Slam Kelechi Ihenacho After Goal Miss Vs Man City (Photos) by valdes00(m): 8:28am On May 07, 2019
CONVERSATION BETWEEN PEP AND IHEANACHO.....

Pep: i will sell you to Leicester city
*



Iheanacho: why boss ?
*



Pep: one day you will win us the tittle my boy
*


Iheanacho: thank you for trusting me with this...
*



And he did
CelebritiesRe: Damilola Adegbite Is All Shades Of Beauty In Stunning New Photos by valdes00(m): 3:53pm On May 06, 2019
donbachi:
wetin happen 2 una tv station and na which day e go bright like dis face?
Jesu ... My chest...
SportsRe: Petition To Ban Lionel Messi For Champions League ‘Punch’ Passes 3,500 Signature by valdes00(m): 2:50pm On May 03, 2019
Y"all shouldn't be surprised... The G.O.A.T scares everyone, even himself...
I am just sad that Ken my Son is not old enough to watch the GOAT, cos even YouTube videos can't show how gr8 he is....
TravelRe: The New Tin Can Trailer Park, Apapa, Lagos (Photos) by valdes00(m): 2:27pm On May 03, 2019
Good development.... its manageable
CrimeRe: Uber driver strips down to after he was fined by airport tow truck driver by valdes00(m): 11:52pm On Apr 30, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
I was a Uber Driver as far back as 1995 wink wink

I got a beep on my pager "Risikatu Oni-Ponmo" requesting a ride to UBA, Oshodi"

Whether her yellow skin was factory-fitted or not follow come, that i can't say...


She told me to wait for her when she got to UBA with her friend.


AAAAA>>>>GBAAAAAA>>>GBBBAAAA"

I heard some bangers going off in the bank. Are they celebrating Christmas? Who does that in June?


Next thing I know, Risi was stepping over the front guard who looked up at her and she fired straight into his head.

I frozen in place like a bronze statue in Benin City. My mouth wide open, eyes struggling to pop from the sockets shocked

Just as i sank my keys in ignition after fumbling for the right one....i felt cold steel at my temple.... shocked



Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man" cool
Do you av a page I can follow... Or where can I get your stories... To be sincere, I am a fan
PoliticsRe: FG Spends N34 Million To Feed Prisoners Daily - Nigerian Prisons Service (NPS) by valdes00(m): 6:44pm On Apr 30, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
Pure non-fiction, sir
Can I get the complete piece if you dont mind...
PoliticsRe: FG Spends N34 Million To Feed Prisoners Daily - Nigerian Prisons Service (NPS) by valdes00(m): 10:56am On Apr 30, 2019
TheFacelessMan:
I remember escaping from Kirikiri Maximum Prisons in 1984.

We are 15 on the chain gang, the prison team sent to break down rocks on a quarry in Badagry.

I was down with hard labour...25 to life for yet another murder. FG thought it was the 15th, it was actually the 24th.

The jail warden, Sergeant Okoro, was a bald headed nasty m***fvcker straight from Hell...

We were 3 guys that had planned this escape for weeks - Garba, Obinna and i

2 armed guards were on the 15 of us....we were at least 300 miles from civilisation.



I had packed alligator pepper, the extra-strong one Yorubas like into both pockets.
How much should I pay you to complete this piece.... Fiction or Non fiction, I loved it already
SportsRe: The Moment Barcelona Won The 2018/2019 La Liga by valdes00(m): 2:32pm On Apr 28, 2019
mm
InvestmentRe: I Am About To Lose My Dad's Contributory Pension, Bankers/Lawyers Help! by valdes00(m): 6:01pm On Apr 27, 2019
madgoat:
grin i sense you passing on soon
I sense you living forever.....
InvestmentRe: I Am About To Lose My Dad's Contributory Pension, Bankers/Lawyers Help! by valdes00(m): 6:50am On Apr 27, 2019
Anextin:
So you have family and decided to use your brother. How daft. You think if anything happens to you, your brother will look after your kids abi. How mumuish
Are you done insulting me...? Do you now feel better...? I really dont knw why y"all internet people are so daft.... you dont even knw the reason behind my decision and you are trying to show me how stupid you are.... y"all just read and react like fools that you are... I.diots
InvestmentRe: I Am About To Lose My Dad's Contributory Pension, Bankers/Lawyers Help! by valdes00(m): 9:53pm On Apr 26, 2019
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I don't know what some men be thinking not using their wives as next of kin... Won't she Carter for the family when u gone? sad
You won't understand.... save urself the stress.... its not what you think...

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