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MaxInDHouse:
This life!
Well i was a Muslim before i became one of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES and please we don't even believe in titles recognized in the world.
Only JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES can appreciate my service in the truth.
So i'm not interested in trading words i just wish you know the true meaning of the word Christianity not what the world think it is!

I laugh in spanish , you are so sure I don't know the meaning of christianity and you do!!, Imagine!, Why don't you help yourself and research on the foundation of that your Jehovah witness. You are not even a christian. Every one has a right and a duty to search for the truth about eternity and prepare for it here because here is the only opportunity we have to do that. Take a break from that your church and personally do a prayer retreat asking God to reveal the truth about Jehovah witness to you. You are the one in need of the help you want to render to me. Imagine?!

Kobojunkie:
The Holy Spirit is not going to give anyone an answer different from the one that Jesus Christ gave to us over 2000 years ago - He will never contradict Jesus Christ's teachings and commandments so rather than ask Him what obviously had been answered, why not simply do exactly what Jesus Christ commands, which is you consider the fruits of the person question.

Your bathing of your bodies and your clean sheets mean nothing where God and the things of God are concerned. If anything, those rules are way the Pharisees were guilty of teaching in place of the Truth of God - all lies and meaninglessness that instead drive people further away from God
Those are the doctrines and traditions of men that Jesus Christ warned are lies that nullify the power of God in your lives, rendering your worship/serving of Him of no meaning. .

FYI the word of God in the Bible is a general revelation of God to humanity and in some instances to specific people in their situation, and is called logos whereas the word of God to you personally addressing your specific situation is Rhema, every true servant of God receive Rhema because you cannot start claiming because God said Mary will have a child of the holy spirit so you too will have your own. King David knew this and that was why he never make any decision without seeking the face of God for that particular situation, he wouldn't use the word of God to him yesterday to treat his situation today. God still speaks through the holy spirit, Ruh Allah in Islam, that is what idina siratal mustakeem mean, God is the one that shows the way.

As for cleaning, maybe you didn't read it in the bible that cleanliness is next to Godliness, when you are filthy with body odour instead of the spirit of God you will have demons around you, sleeping with smelly armpit or private part and dirty environment will only invite devil's and nightmare with glory stealer no matter how annointed you claim you are, I don't know why that's difficult for you to understand. Many of you will not need deliverance if only you maintain cleanliness without which you can't be holy and without holiness you can't see God, comprehendé?

She will return back safely insha Allah

Mecka:
he was a good man, he was a bad man. I'm confused. I don't know who to believe again

Why don't you pray about it, just before you sleep ask the holy spirit to reveal the truth about TB Joshua to you, ask deep in your soul, meditate on it, make sure you don't sleep with smelly body, have your bath to remove odour in armpit and any other place, sleep in a clean room with clean sheets, read your Bible before sleeping and pray about it.
If you are a Muslim, after salat pray using idina siratal mustakeem, ask Allah(swt) to reveal the truth about him to you, continue the prayer even on your bed, also read the quran and make sure you are clean
As for me anytime I tuned to his channel on tv, I immediately knew I must get out of there, I receive a strong NO!

MaxInDHouse:
Well many people did greater things in their various religions before they found the truth, they never thought it's God's fault supporting them while practicing false religions.
But since you're OK with your new found faith it's alright, i just wanted to prove to you that you were never a Christian!

I'm very sure I was a far better christian than you are or will ever be whatever your title is. If you experienced half of what I had to experience you would have turned your back on God since, bread and butter christian. You don't believe God is in Islam even though you have not experienced it. I will not engage you in a battle of words because islam doesn't permit it.

Mecka:
you seem to not like the man. what did he do to you

Lol, he didn't do anything to me but I have met people he destroyed their lives, then when I was a christian minister I was very close to many pastors and none of them ever said anything good about him, many of them have evidence both physical and spiritual that he was satanic. Apart from this I hate everything that has to do with the devil or appear to be so, I know what devil can do because I have experienced too much evil, the bible say devil is a lier and the father of all lies, he can pretend to be good and deceive many. Its also not possible for the many people with testimonies of TB Joshua evil ways to just decide to lie on him when they are not related,

Kolanist:
You are a liar and THE GOD of christians is annoyed with u. How dare u say u performed miracles and did the work of an evangelist etc and still convert to islam.u would be struck to correction. The fact is this , it is like it is permited to lie in order to propergate the religion of islam. This person is a liar who has seen the truth and power of true christianity and wants to steal the glory and give it to islam .dont be decieved people

Funny enough I'm just seeing this now, you only have your christian experience while I have experienced both yet you feel you know better, I leave you to the God you claim you are serving, let Almighty God judge between me and you if there is any lie in this write up, we will all stand before God on the last day and be judge for every word we utter or write for that matter and that includes false accusations.

MaxInDHouse:
Sorry to say ma, you are never a Christian!

All these things you mentioned have nothing to do with true Christianity, but you may wish to find out what true Christianity entails i will chat with you and we'll both study God's word together perhaps you were once a Christian let's see things from the viewpoint of the early Christians!

I think I will prefer the debate about if I was a christian or not between you and God, the God that I served then and even now knows if I served him or not

Sunnymatey:
Just 2 nights ago, l escaped being label a murderer when a girl with [b]pcv 19 [/b]who already is feeling weak jumped on me.

Maybe soliciting for s*x but l stylishly push her down knowing fully well the implication of engaging her under such condition.

It's time to reason with our head not our dick.
RIP to the dead

What is pcv 19 please

These people are gone, we can never catch up with them in Africa, imagine that money in naira, smh

I'm surprised at peoples opinion on this thread, for the youth to make such request it's a big compliment and a sign of appreciation for his impact in their community. Is it because of a plate of food they will make such request? They want to give him a tourist attracting burial, a carnival like burial. Only a Yoruba will understand

mmsen:
How can you tell other people what they should do with their deceased loved ones?

The level of entitlement amongst Nigerians is too much.

There is no entitlement anything here, the youth want to celebrate him, everything is not about money, they will even spend money on also ebi and do the burial like carnival, it's a big compliment to him from yoruba point of view

GhostWisperer:
Never seen anyone who can match the stupidity and meddlesomeness of village people. Especially the youth brimming with energetic stupidity and force.

Yeah, tell the family how to bury their son and father .

Ewedu bastards!

Why so much venom, Yoruba culture is very different from yours, believe me it's a compliment for the youth to request he be brought to the village for burial, I'm sure he is very happy where he is at this development if it's possible. I'm sure his family are happy too and will only decline for special reasons. We believe a person is indeed successful if at death there are many people celebrating him

Emmypure:
Many people testifying against him vs many great men of God and people testifying that tb is a true prophet, so does that mean that those who say he is true man of God is lying

All those people saying he is a true prophet based their judgement on his giving and philanthropic activities, none of them has spiritual revelations or conviction of his genuineness whereas there are countless people with revelations and spiritual encounters about him that says he was satanic, there is even a facebook video of a lady from another Africans country going viral now, she used to love watching his program then she dreamt and saw TB Joshua covered in poop and urine while preaching on stage. I'm sure Bill Gates gave more that TB Joshua but that doesn't make him a prophet of God

Belial06:
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Hush

Based on your own comment you first asserted that I was mentally handicapped you cretin

So alas you remain nothing

Let me refresh your memory, you started the name calling based on your non existent manners, you cannot express yourself without being insolent, your attitudinal problems belong to you and your opinion about me holds no water. Every obnoxious act is a cry for help, get help

Belial06:
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says the mental patient

Its normal for the insane to call normal people mad, still acting true to type, cognitive dissonance, yabaleft is waiting for you. Bring it on.

Belial06:
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Firstly I ain't Iboe

Secondly you are a very unintelligent and naive
You lack any form of decency so you should be in a cage on display in a ranch

Your angry outburst compared to my logical argument made clear the one with the schizophrenia tendency,

billyG:
You dnt have to called d name Jesus several times before demons will flee...is that what your pastor told you?
You lied he pray in Jesus name...I watched his programs he called on Jesus...he has never said "in Emmanuel name i pray"!....
Incase U dnt know Emmanuel means "God is with us".every pastor has his own slogan...just like PST.okotie will say ohohoho have you ask what that means.
Only God know ones intention so let us mortals not judge,only him has d authority to separate d wheat from d chaff.

I did not say he said in Emmanuel name we pray,

michaelandre:
After buhari threatened them. By saying he will treat them in the language they understand they became scared

What a shame!! generation of cowards, they can only chest beat

Belial06:
I agree you iboez should be wise
Remember how the Yoruba said Yoruba ronu after end sarz?

They accused you all of trying to destroy Lagos ?

Don't trust the southwest ! Don't join the protest

Are people in igbo States like Enugu, Abia etc in Lagos? What is their reason for not protesting? Are they going to destroy Lagos from there if they protest?
I shake my head in wonder when I saw igbo response on opening this thread. Instead of you to admit to your cowardice you people are spewing gibberish without shame. We have always known who the coward is, people that are used to running away from time immemorial. Only mouth no action, empty barrels

MaxInDHouse:
I guarantee you there is Hell but it simply means Grave and there is no fire anywhere!
Of course there are fallen angels everywhere and they do bring false visions of things that are not real to people.
I have had such gifts before when i was still a kid but after studying God's word, meditating thoroughly and with fervent prayer against falsehood they all disappeared and ever since then i never saw them again!
So i believe you when you say you're seeing such things but i'm telling you it's all works of Satan and his demons, God never planned to keep evil people anywhere it's either you live happily to bring Him glory or return to dust (non-existence) immortality is a gift only for the righteous not for the wicked! Romans 6:23

You think that the gift you had when you were still innocent and holy is works of Satan. Good for you.

billyG:
If a satanist can do all this good things,help d poor,preach d gospel,heal d sick who need God's help,preach & practice love then Satan is angel of light whom God gave d kingdom of this world.

Its the motive behind all the giving and other activities that matter to God, your inner intentions. If giving makes a human being holy then satan would be very holy and Jesus would have obeyed him when he took him to the highest mountain and showed him all the great things in this world and promised to give them to Jesus if only Jesus will bow down and worship him. Satan was and is a great giver but what you become when you receive from God is different from what you become when you receive from satan. Think.

Bonus point for you: about him preaching the gospel, have you ask yourself why he used to say "Emmanuel"? Its because there is a limit to how he could mention the name of Jesus, if a Satanist mention that name repeatedly he could run mad, especially who carry powerful demons around, he would paralyse his army of demons. Unless he was repenting and dropping all those powers and demons. Its possible he repented before death though.

Triangles1:
Your own opinion.

No, medical opinion, do your research

Triangles1:
If it should be Olympic medal they would've tagged him black American not Nigeria.

This is self defense they should tamper mercy with justice or justice with mercy any one.

I rather play all alone with my joystick than to digg a smelling hole, I don't mean to insult you guys but relationship ain't by force.

Masturbating makes joystick to be soft and flaccid, the longer you engage in it the more you destroy the nerves on your joystick and to recover you will have to stop doing it for a very long time, stop now before you get to that stage and no woman will even want you. Advice from a big sister

MaxInDHouse:
It's either people live as Christians doing what Jesus laid down and live forever or they do any other thing and at death they return to dust forever. So God is not punishing anyone with torment inside fire it's just an old churches threat to make people come to church.

I guarantee you there is hell � fire because I have seen it several times. I have the gift of visions and revelations naturally, hell is very real. I've also seen Angels several times and many other spiritual stuffs

DonBenny77:
Majority of nigerians are very foolish, naive and myopic. As if the man get only one parlour or one house. First them say e no get private jet later he get private jet too.
Na humility and sharing of rice dey prove say person na man of God?
See what hunger can cause
Abi him humble pass Buhari?

My brother, I just taya o, this type of occurrence makes one to know the type of people populating this country, common sense is indeed not common

ThatFairGuy:
I'm a Muslim but I must react to this yapping from you. HAVE YOU EVER IN YOUR LIFE GIVE CUPS OF GARRI TO 5 PEOPLE?
Mynd44 Lalasticlala, rule 7 and 8 violated.

I'm replying you because I'm also a Muslim, I reverted to islam after twenty years of being a christian minister. I think if no one knows what is acceptable to God a Muslim should know because the quran which we have been given is filled with warnings correcting the error of the two previous Abrahamic religion. In the sight of the God of the universe giving will not make satanism okay, you cannot be obeying and following the devil as your source of power and God will be happy with you because you give everything you have. Even the bible say if you like give your body to be burned on a stake if you don't have love it means nothing and God is love. God has never hide the fact that He hates idolatry in all His books and moreso in the Al Quran. He even condemned worshipping of Jesus and Mary mother of Jesus in the Quran. And before you say how do I know TB Joshua was a satanist, apart from meeting two people personally who has been to his church and narrated all their evil experience, all the various accusations of his nefarious activities and evil littering the media can not be a big gang up by all this people against him. Moreover, those other men of God who has said it several times that he was evil cannot all be lying against him because many of them have the spirit of God just like many ordinary people who dream and see visions, they will definitely know one of their colleagues who represent darkness and lying against him will not profit them in many ways even though they are not perfect and God knows no human being is perfect that's why the key to God is to worship him only, He will deal with your imperfections in His own way.
I'm not surprised at all the TB Joshua supporters here because ability to reason is very rare, I'm just discovering this that many human being are too lazy to analyze beyond what they can physically perceive. That is why the likes of TB Joshua had so many followers for so many years, people, like sheeps, being led to the slaughter daily. People give for various reasons, it could be to show off, it could be to launder your image and make people love you and follow you, could be to exchange peoples glory satanically, could be to attract more people to your church, could be to cover up your nefarious acts as a diversion, and it could also be as a sacrifice of love which is the only type acceptable to God.

Great2017:
What about the feeding of 4000 and 5000 people? Was it done in the secret? Jesus saw the need and he did not deny them even when one of His disciples tried to dissuade him.

I don't know T.B. Joshua. I have never attended any of his services or programmes. However, you cannot take away his humility and charitable work especially to the poor. I am not saying he did not have his shortcomings. If only our MOG can be this kind to the poor in our society, Nigeria would have been a better place.

On different occasions, Jesus fed 4000 and 5000 people. He told the rich man to sell all he had and give to the poor. Jesus never owned any property. He went about doing good and showing compassion. The same was replicated by the early apostles.

What we have today are MOG milking their gullible followers. The very poor among them cannot afford the tuition payable in the schools they have so built with offerings and tithes collected from their congregation. These schools are registered in their names and that of their wives and children. They are all competing over having the highest number of private jets and the biggest auditorium abandoning charity work that should have been the fundamental function of any religious body. Jesus Christ specifically told Peter to feed His sheep. Now I ask: Is that the Good News Jesus Christ or the early apostles brought to us?

T. B. Joshua is not perfect just like you and me. But he did not milk his congregation the way your MOG are doing. I would rather choose a T.B. Joshua over those thieves parading themselves as MOG.

Giving is only meaningful in the sight of God if you don't have any ulterior motive for it. When you give in order to deceive people to make them like you and praise you or to attract more people to your church or to exchange peoples glory satanically or for any other selfish reason God knows and instead of being blessed for it you get condemned in the sight of God, giving cannot make up for satanism in the sight of God because the greatest sin in the sight of God is idolatry. No wonder Nigeria is getting worst day by day because people support and trust anyone who gives to them even though what they are being given is in exchange for their future and the future of their children. It is not possible for all those other men of God and individuals calling TB Joshua evil to all be lying against him.

Hmmm, I hope we don't go back to military with all this breakdown of law and order

maasoap:
Hard truth, bitter pill to swallow. But my fellow southerners, the only murderers, ritualists, armed robbers and kidnappers in the entire south today are Fulani herdsmen.

That is a very different case because crime is universal and no tribe on earth is free from criminals not even in Saudi and that's why there are law enforcement agents. But organised act of terrorism designed to wipe out a particular people or take over their properties by force is reprehensible and cannot be condoned, I'm sure if the offensive tribe was Yoruba, fulani would have killed that serki instead of banishing him.

illuminati4life:
[b][/b]A very angry thunder will destroy you and you entire generations and the ones to come too... Bastard mumu Muslim...

That person is not Yoruba nor a Muslim, are you new in Nairaland? This is one of those ipobs disguised to cause disunity among Yoruba

adecz:
We are talking about Fulani
marauders, not police or DSS.

When last did you hear of any type
of Fulani activities in the east? The Igbo
attacked them & drove them out, while
na only verbal threats of action yyoroba
sabi.

Igbo have confronted Fulani and are
even launching attacks on soldiers, DSS,
police etc & yyoroba dey fear even
common herdsmen we carry stick.

I don't support the Igbo attack on
our military, but at least, they died
fighting , since the armed forces support
the activities of herdsmen all over
the country.

If you truly believe the bolded portion then you have cognitive dissonance, fulani came in the middle of the night to kill scores of people with stick . As for Igbo killing indiscriminately we will see where that will lead you guys. There is no difference again between you and the people you have accused of terrorism all these years. Let's wait and see.