₦airaland Forum

CArt: A woman doesn't have to be in a beer parlor before she cheats.I will free her if she is the CEO of the place.

[color=#000000]@CArt
Guy if even if she'll cheat, working in a beer palour will quicken the process. I tell u beer parlour is bad news.[/color]

Dr Know: Okonjo Iweala is a patriot and a honest economist. She cannot succeed in a Finance minister in a country where corruption is deeply rooted in every aspect of government undertakings. She will be best suited with her appointment at the World Bank. She is too good for Nigeria - a lions den.

[color=#000000]@Dr Know
She's great but Nigeria's corruption wont let her perform. Nigeria's corruption can turn an ANGEL into a demon. ITS A PITY, THOUGH. Well goodluck to her.[/color]

CArt: 10 gbosa's for u, you are in the spirit

[color=#000000]@CArt
We are talking wifey here and not girlfriend. As for me a very big NO, NADDA, NOT IN THIS WORLD, NEVER!!! Beer parlour, Guyz you know we men act very stupid when we are drunk, even with another man's wife.[/color]

Nsiman: Is atiku a gay truely?

[color=#000000]@Nsiman
Guy u no no? The P.R.I.C.K. IS A Zap.I.N.G. GAY. Why on earth will his own endorse HIS ROYAL SH.IT mess.ER?[/color]

Idango: And the condition of roads in lagos, i mean street roads where common people live is so horrible now that in the 12 years that i have lived in lagos, it has never been like this. Somebody will tell me that the local government are not helping out. Some body will tell me that Tinubu is chopping all the money. Fasola can say no to God father-ism like Ngige.

[color=#000000]@Idango
Lagos state, with its present style of governance is TOAST. Fasola is the only one i deem to be working. But his Local govt chairmen are a bundle of AGBEROS that just go around ravishing other mens wives and spoiling our young girls instead of actually working. The roads passing through their constituencies are a death trap in all entirety. Why on earth wont there be massive hold-up everywhere u go. Have u all noticed that nationwide strike periods are the only times lagos roads are free?
Some other states in the Federation might be better than Lagos in terms of developement. But we shouldnt accept or be made to accept less as citizens of Nigeria. It'll keep on being this way cos we live in a society where noone checkmates the other person, and taxpayers monies can be used at will without fear. In fact, governace in Nigeria is dead and is in dire need of revival. BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT, DONT WE?[/color]

Ozonna: Spot On!!!

My solution 2 dis Boko Haram menace is simple. Send 10-20 youngmen and women on a 6 months course 2 isreal, Train dem on hw 2 execute VIP's. After dey've finished, send dem 2 Somalia for a month Industrial Training (IT). When dey get back 2 9ja, Give dem d list of suspected sponsors and tell dem dat dey have 3months to complete dia assignment.

Seriously, we nid divine intervention

[color=#000000]@ozonna
Ur plan's the BOMB and u'r da MAN! That's exactly what am talking about, SECRET EXTERMINATION.[/color]

oiseworld: this northern animals are just too easy to stop.. They are cows and how do you scatter a herd? Kill the sheephard and the herds would scatter. They keep looking up at their leaders they can actually do nothing. Take IBB,ATIKU,BUHARI and some major Religious and traditional leaders. Walahi! The north would go silent like a graveyard.!

[color=#000000]@oiseworld
Guy, President Jonathan should listen to u. U'VE GOT THE MASTER PLAN, SCATTER THE SHEPARD "IBB and co".[/color]

[quote author=Charles. E]Boko Haram Says "We Have Closed All Doors For Dialogue With Government"

The dreaded Islamic terrorist sect, Boko Haram, has said there was never and there will be no negotiation between it and government, adding that the media report in respect of negotiations between the group and the government was probably fuelled by the recent public statement by President Goodluck Jonathan urging the sect to come forward for dialogue, to make their demands clear with a view to resolving the protracted problem in the country.

According to the spokesman for the sect, Abul Qaqa, “the first condition we gave was the need for unconditional release of all our members. There was an initial meeting between us and the government and in the process, one of our members, Abu Dardaa, was arrested in Kaduna. Since then, we never trusted the government.

“However, following endless pleas by some notable Nigerians, whom we have enormous respect for, we resolved to give another chance. These people said they would intercede between us and the government. They said they had the capacity and we trusted them.

Unfortunately, however, the opportunity was messed up. Almighty God has told us repeatedly that the unbelievers will never respect the promises they made.

“As such, henceforth, we would never respect any proposal for dialogue. In fact, we have closed all possible doors of negotiation. We would never listen to any call for negotiations.”

Qaqa, who stated this during a telephone conference with the media in Maiduguri, the Borno State capital, on Tuesday, also said: “Let the government forces do whatever they feel they can do and we too would use all the wherewithal at our disposal and do what we can.

“If the government thinks arresting our members will discourage us from launching onslaught, then let them continue arresting and killing our members. We strongly believe that Almighty Allah will give us the power to catch and prosecute government forces. We are optimistic that we would dismantle this government and establish Islamic government in Nigeria.

“Let the Federal Government and its agents do what they can and we, in return, would also do what we can.

http://www.naijapundit.com/news/boko-haram-says-we-have-closed-all-doors-for-dialogue-with-government[/quote][color=#000000]@NLers
These boko beasts have some nerves. FINE!!! let the bombings continue. My brothers and sisters from the south residing in the north should start coming back home, cos its gonna get alot messier up north. I just hope they dont carry out there bloody, evil and demonic campaign in the south too.
Just take a look at the three highlighted paragraphs above. I taught Abul Qaqa was arrested then whats he doing making press releases? Coming to the second and third highlights above, these lizards are challenging crocodiles to an onslaught, what, cos they have managed to find themselves in a pool of water, so they think they are now crocodiles? What audacity, who is giving them this kind of courage to dare the Federal Government of Nigeria. President Jonathan, Nigeria demands ACTION NOW!!!
HOPE THEY'VE COOKED THEMSELVES WELL? [/color]

candid7: she is really beautiful and well behaved no wounder jonathan likes her so much

@candid7
Yeah she looks sweet and i believe is sweet. But dont believe all u see, candid7. Unfortunately the PDP has made her a monster of sorts.

[color=#000000]She looking sweet though, very sweet, i might even toast her by mistake. But she's managed tushing up her looks, has she tushed up her grammer?
But madam notwithstanding, ur husband is not going to be elected again, INFACT WE ARE SWEEPING PDP OUT ENTIRELY![/color]

OAM4J: House okays N38.8bn jumbo allowance for members

•Each Rep now on N27m per quarter

The quarterly allowance of members of the House of Representatives has hit the N27million mark.
It used to be N15million per Representative

This translates to an 80% increase and an additional N9.720billion strain on public purse every quarter or N38.88billion per year.

The House leadership had been under severe pressure from members to review the allowance meant for running their oversight functions.

The leadership was said to have succumbed to the pressure with a view to insulating members from temptation from the Ministries, Departments and Agencies(MDAs) in the course of performing their oversight functions.

The quarterly allowance is just one of the several enjoyed by the Reps and Senators.
Other benefits and allowances, as approved by the Revenue Mobilization Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) are salaries, vehicle maintenance and fuelling, Personal Assistant, house maintenance, entertainment, utilities, constituency allowance, hardship allowance, vehicle loan, duty tour and estacode (where applicable).

Only last year, the House requested Camry cars for the oversight functions of its 360 members costing a total of N2.5billion.
The increase in the quarterly allowance of the Reps is bound to raise questions following the recent decision by President Goodluck Jonathan to cut the emolument of public officers.
It was gathered that the Reps launched their bid for the secret increase in the aftermath of the belt tightening measures put in place by the Speaker of the House Aminu Tambuwal.

At an executive session last month the Reps had queried why their predecessors in the sixth National Assembly earned N42 million per quarter as against the N15million they were receiving.
Some of them were also alleged to have asked the Speaker why Senators are on about N45 million quarterly allowance.

They said they could not understand what was described as “the yawning gap” between House quarterly allowance and Senate’s.
A reliable source said: “Members actually wanted a reversion to the old rate of N42 million per quarter but Tambuwal rejected the move in view of the financial challenges facing the House.

“The Speaker also claimed that the leadership would prefer a low rate allowance in line with its ongoing reforms.

“After a stormy session, the House leadership sensed that a revolt was in the offing and it had to go back to the drawing board.
“After consultations, Tambuwal announced an increase of N12million in the quarterly allowance of members. So, they will now earn N27million per quarter.

“If Tambuwal had not increased the quarterly allowance, I doubt if he would still be in office by now.
“Also, the House leadership decided to bow to members’ demand to insulate them from being influenced by MDAs during oversight functions. We do not want members to function at the mercy of MDAs, we felt we should avoid recourse to bribery.

It was however gathered that the increase was effected secretly to avoid backlash from the public.
“We did not make noise about the increase because of perception. Our quarterly allowance is short of what the Sixth House of Representatives got but before you know it, we will be the butt of attack.

“Nigerians do not pay attention to the allowances of the Executive and the Judiciary. Out of the N4.8billion budget passed on Thursday, the National Assembly’s share is about N150 to N200billion. What fraction of the budget is that? Yet, we are always the sacrificial lambs,” the source added.

Investigation showed that the payment of the additional N12million quarterly allowance was effected last week by the House leadership.
A member of the House said: “Yes, we have started receiving the increase, it is left to us to use it judiciously because we have a busy calendar.”
It could not be ascertained at press time whether the House leadership put the Revenue Mobilization Allocation and Fiscal Commission (RMAFC) into confidence on the increase in the allowances.

http://www.thenationonlineng.net/2011/index.php/news/40171-house-okays-n38-8bn-jumbo-allowance-for-members.html

@NLers'

THE MORE U LOOK THE LESS U SEE. Why ya'll complaining? This is what we KNOWING and IGNORANTLY signed for.
Lets enjoy while it lasts, OKAY.

[color=#000000][/color]
[b]A statement signed by its Chairman, Gambo Gajonju, said: “The meeting extensively discussed the various circumstances the North has found itself, and recent much noise about positions of past Nigerian leaders from the North, i.e. Generals Ibrahim Babangida, Abdulsalam Abubakar, Atiku Abubakar, and several others regarding the avoidable quagmire our region is shamelessly trapped into.

“We are at the bottom of every index ranging from health, education, social amenities, and several other sectors. Worst of our woes is the insecurity ravaging the North. It is against this background that we made the following position.

“That all Northern leaders who held several positions, i.e. Generals Ibrahim Babangida and Abdulsalam Abubakar, and others who have got golden opportunities of turning our region for good but did not should know and accept much of the blame.

“Northerners and the world need explanation as to what led the North to the rot it is today. It was not magic but man-made as a result of deliberate manipulation of religion, self-enrichment and pervasive corruption our leaders adopted to the detriment of the larger peoples of the North.

“Finally, all past and present leaders of Northern extraction should as a matter of morality and sincerity apologise to the North first. Because we got to the mess we are in due to their insensitivity, and approach to governance, which was contrary to the principles of our leader, Sir Ahmadu Bello.

@NLers

HALLELUYA SOMEBODY! Finally the wool has dropped from their eyes. Now the hen has come home to roost instead of blaming other regions for ur woes, look inwards. Forget about the friggin apology it wont do ur BASTARDIZED AND ILL-DEVELOPED NORTH any good and guess what, the apology will never come. Instead think of ways of making sure these GOONS (IBB and CO) dont smell power or become kingmakers anymore and try rising up from IGNORANCE.
EVERY SINGLE DAY, WE SEE REASONS WHY BIAFRA WANTED BREAKING OUT OF NIGERIA!
FOOD FOR THOUGHT!!

[b][/b]Re: SEC Boss, Arunma Oteh, Spent N850,000 On Food In A Day - Reps by soladisc: 21 hours & 24 minutes
I heard it from good source that;

1. The House committee chairman was paid some overseas training expenses on capital market last year, he collected the money for the training but never attended.

2. The committee chairman demanded for some money before the commencement of the hearing but the DG refused

3. The younger brother to the committee chair participated in a rencently conducted recruitment exercise by SEC but was not successful (probably even after lobbying, no wonder the committee chair was insisting on recruitment issue)

4. The allegations were sponsored by some top management staffs of the organisation

The director of the Capital market institute claimed that the DG has not been supporting the institute, but when asked in what areas he needs support, he said he wants to be training SEC staffs on capital mkt development, issues etc. I was shocked when he was asked " WHAT IS YOUR STAFF STRENGHT" he said 6 including his driver!

I was surprised when the DG raised the issue of bribery against by the commission chair and question his credibility to chair the committee, he brushed the issue aside but he could accuse her of financial impropriety

as for me I can see that the commission chair is not so much interested in the topic of the hearing which is the state of the capital market & solution to the current capital mkt problem but on a personal vendetta. The DG was not also allowed to answer most of allegations against her. Even if someone thinks or know she has committed any offence it is only fair that she should be allowed to defend herself. We will see to the end of this episode as we wiil keep in touch when the house resumes the hearing on Tuesday.

@soladisk
Thats what i've been trying to tell NLer's. These so-called Rep. guyz are the major crooks. The committee chairman even had the guts to call-on the EFCC and ICPC to investigate him. The "MUGGER" just shot himself in the leg.
Watch and see the can-of-worms that will be uncovered over the chair.

This crooks are getting really sophisticated by the day and GTBank management aint doing much about it. Could it be that they are compromising as well? Just asking!

[color=#000000][/color][b][/b][b][/b]atasteve:
There are things in the picture that tells a volume about the officer.

@atasteve

In a law court this pic isn't a major evidence of a fight. These two were only shown posing for a fight in the pic and not actually entangled to eachother.
The photographer try, but e no snap the prize fight well. ALL THE SAME WHO WON?[b]atasteve:
There are things in the picture that tells a volume about the officer.

papatosibe:
IBo women . . . Will sleep with any one ( Fisherman included) for money and power.

[color=#000000]@papatosibe

I dont blame u, ur Zap.I.N.G. username says it all. U are probably a cronic adulterer(ress) or fornicator, who prides in S.C.R.E.W.I.N.G. anything (both women and men). A woman is extremely beautiful doesnt mean she's a S.L.U.T. So pls dont hate IBO women for being beautiful, OKAY!

GEJ u did well but why not Finland, canada or some other Behind! foreign country, HER SKIN GO BLACK O![/color]

Callotti:
So blaaaaaaaaaaaaaady what?
Is it because she is female?
How much does GEJ spend on food a month.
Rubbish!!!!

[color=#000000]@calloti
God bless u. Those house members probing her (Oteh) are equally very, very, very, immensely CORRUPT. They want to shine with a woman, good enough they have met their match. [/color]

kandiikane(m):
Carbon monoxide poisoning? The silent killer.

[color=#000000]@kandiikane
Were the windows of the vehicle wound up and was the vehicle ignition turned-on? If the vehicle also is in bad shape, which i think it is, then carbonmonoxide has done its thingy again.[/color]

afam4eva(m):
Sheik Ahmedd Datti or whatever his name is should be arrested ASAP.

[color=#000000]@afam4eva
U are right, the moment that UGLY HEAD SHIEKH AHMED shows up, let him be arrested.[/color]

[color=#000000]USELESS HEADLINE! WHO GIVES A 4.C.K. WHAT SHE SAYS?[/color]

fayawo:
[size=16pt]Why the noise Nigerians!!

We deserve the president we get.

We looked at CORRUPTION in the eyes (PDP) and we embraced it with all our heart.

We laughed while Buhari Wept

Nigeria will live with this STIGMA(PDP) until they wake up from their slumber.

WAITING FOR THE NEXT ELECTION, I WONT BE SURPRISED NAIJA WILL REPEAT THEIR FOLLY AGAIN
GOODLUCK[/size]

[color=Black]@fayawo
Truly speaking i fear for the vote of most Nigerians in the 2015 general elections. Because we all know how G.UL.LI.BLE. our masses are. Their votes (I DREAD SAYING THIS) might still be in favour of GEJ and the forty thieves making up PDP.
Let the ACN, APGA, CPC and Co rise up to the challenge or is the PDP using voodoo to hold them down? [/color]

Nigerians should walk barefoot to Katsina State,weep bitterly and beg Muhammadu Buhari to contest in 2015 and become president.he is the only hope Nigerians can depend on to clean and revive the system and the entire country.otherwise if you continue voting on ethnic and religious lines,you will have thieves in government blessed by thieves in churches who themselves have private jets.Nigeria needs a strong man who is straightforward and honest without a "pot belly".

[color=Black]@onyocha

We need a strongman who is straightforward and honest without a "pot belly", YES. But is Buhari the answer, weeeeelll i dont think so, infact NO. If am not convinced, then my vote aint convinced. [/color]

akin33:
We are declearing war against ur bulshit foolish comment. All SA in Nigeria must go. Even companies frm SA will all be deported. SA will face HIV screening must be screened.

@akin33
Guy kool tempa. Pardon the small boy SA's abeg, just pardon the small boys for they know not what they say and do.

Myself2:
I just love this response by omonaijanimio

"Interesting thread. I am Nigerian. Live in Nigeria. Love it! Visited 11 countries in almost all continents. Worked in 3 countries (including SA) deploying technology on behalf of my global energy company (180 countries bro). Citizens of the world commit crime and also do good things wherever they find themselves. Most South Africans dont know this cos they're very simple and local. Please travel some. Why do South African women marry Nigerian men? Ask them why,  hope your ego survives the answer. There are 400 SA companies here in naija. We also have several small and medium scale Nigerian companies in SA. We support the SA medical system with skilled and experienced doctors. Is SA a beautiful country? Yes. Would I live there? NO. Nigeria is also very beautiful and has limitless opportunities with the biggest market in Africa. Can Nigeria survive MTN and co leaving? They only got here yesterday. Will nationalize them in a minute. We did well without them and would continue to do so. We also have home grown Telcos (Glo, etc.) giving MTN a run for their money and also operating in other West African countries. Do we care if all Naijas in SA are deported? We are 160 million people. 4 in 10 black men is Nigerian. Who cares about illegal immigrants? Will Nigerians retaliate if even the illegals in SA are mistreated rather than being repatriated properly, if needed? Ask your government. They know. Can Nigeria go toe to toe with SA diplomatically? Ask Britain. We recently halted BA flights for messing with Arik airlines, and we kicked out the British and Nationalized BP in the 70s because of your sorry Black asses being enslaved by the Europeans. We need no favors from SA. We are no beggars - ask your women. We will survive and thrive anywhere - ask your women again. We are very loyal and proud,  and SA is too inexperienced globally to mess with us. Our President is a PhD, while yours takes a bath and eats beetroot to prevent AIDS. BTW, after reading this comment, scoot to the front page of The Sowetan and see the abuses, murder, corruption, paedophilic and gerontophilic abuses being reported, were those also committed by Nigerians? Always looking for someone to blame are you? We are not Zimbabweans or any other panhandling SADAC folk. We will hit back where we can. A Nigerian did not become the richest African through BBE or apartheid era stolen lucre. Watch and learn fuckas".

[color=Black]@omonaijanimio

U r cracking man. Love this Poo. right here [/color]

AjCityOne:
I don't blame anyone of you South African slowpoke. What the Nigerian government should do from now on is to test all South African passenger coming to Nigeria for HIV and AIDS and then detain them until the result comes out. And if you tested positive, you are going to be prosecuted and sent to prison on Nigeria soil for malicious intent to infect Nigerian population with deadly disease. Yellow fever Vs HIV and Aids, Wondered which is more deadly and humiliating.

[color=Black]@AjCityOne

Guyz see SA of yesterday o! Dem dey rub shoulders with us now ehn!
This guyz cant battle us when it comes to football let alone words. Guyz abeg no trade words with this toddlers.
Forget this small boys jor!
Next time we'll deport their entire embassies in 9ja.[/color]

Dual Core:
Ggggeeeesh! like err. . . can we hold somewhere else?
I'm in virtual pains already. . . just the thought.

[color=Black]@Dual Core
But of course we can hold somewhere else. WE CAN HOLD 'EM ACCOUNTABLE! [/color]

OzReal:
My brother, God is not going to do anything so please stop using God's name in vain We have been weeping, wailing, and praying to God for most of our lives yet nothing positive has happened; in fact, things are going form worse to worstest(if that is even a word ). This hegemonic barons will continue to plunder the treasury with reckless abandon   . It is so painful to watch these criminals continue this way without consequences. I would have said only a revolution would change this scenario, but that line is getting really old knowing ourselves(Nigerians), and knowing that it can never happen. In fact, it is physically and mentally exhausting to keep complaining(I don tire to dey vex sef, but the thing dey vex me gannnnnnnnnnnn .Make I go drink beer jare )

[color=Black]@OzReal
Bro i get ur drift "GOD will not do for man what man must do for himself". A REVOLUTION IS SMELLING, but please Nija my peops, when it does come lets not blow it again.
But OzReal, after the booze u'll still wake up to this harsh reality called Nigeria. [/color]

markovnikoff001:
And to think some morons here were faulting the Occupy Nigeria movement. One thing is very clear: these half-educated, disillusioned, corpulent and arrogant buffons who legislate for this country do not give a rat's a.s.s about Nigerians! Until we stand for ourselves and take things by force, absolutely nothing will happen. Oh! I forgot I am still talking to Nigerians here; we'll just have to wait until next elections. And then the cycle repeats itself again. Sad, sad country.

[color=Black]@markovnikoff001
U the man! we have to hold these thieves by the balls in a revolution before we can enjoy anything. But my fellow Nigerians are ALWAYS SCARED, ARE SNITCHES and it pains me. An example is what the NLC and TUC did. Next election now like u rightly said, some peops will collect bribe of N200 and sell their votes (soul), na wa o!
But Guy ur username too long, where u from sef? [/color]

jaidol:
Height of foolishness and disrepect, Sule Maitama, whom the district has been named in honour of is a former ambassador to the UN and he is still alive. Yet a minister goes ahead to change the name to that of a sitting president. If Jonathan is wise, he should sack Bala Mohammed with immediate alacrity. You don't name places or monument after yourself while you are in office. It is an honour bestowed on you by subsequent administrations. Bunch of fools!

[color=Black]@jaidol
They dont know any better, dont blame their ignorance. Lets blame ourselves for putting INFECTIOUS BREEDS OF IGNORANCE into power.[/color]

[color=Black]But come to think of it, what evil did we (Nigerian masses) ever do to this senators/ reps.?
Men, i have said enough. GOD ITS OVER TO YOU! [/color]

Arosa:
how can we the common man stop these thievish behavior of our senators? *crying as I read this post*

@Arosa
Guy u r not the only one crying.
Nigerians should be asking why this curse has come upon us.
THIS IS TOO MUCH! (Trembling with rage)