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IslamRe: Miracle Baby Born With Quran At A White Garment Church In Mushin, Lagos State by vanstanzy(m): 12:57pm On May 12, 2012
vwvw: wink wink wink wink wink I understand the family has made 2.5 million naira in the last three days from donations
Come on Life's good. Myth and superstition increases by saying that the koran grows with the baby..
Now the family is looking for a stadium to do a naming ceremony...Naija we hail
@vwvw

This story keeps getting WORSE by the day. GRANDEST of all GRAND DECEPTIONS!!! Thats what it is.[/b]
IslamRe: Miracle Baby Born With Quran At A White Garment Church In Mushin, Lagos State by vanstanzy(m): 12:52pm On May 12, 2012
shawl: The Qur’an was said to have come into the world wrapped in a transparent waterproof. At first glance; it looked like it was wrapped in nylon, making it difficult to flip through.

Attempt to tear off the nylon-like covering was rebuffed by family members.
Islamic scholars who were at Kikelomo’s place explained that the Qur’an came in such a wrapping because it was a taboo for a woman’s blood to touch it. According to them, God knew what he was doing.

http://www.compassnewspaper.org/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=3146:woman-delivers-baby-holding-quran-in-lagos&catid=35:headlines
@shawl

This TALES BY MOONLIGHT is the BOMB! We're gonna make so much money from it. PLZZZZZ!!! G'ME A BREAK!!!.
Christianity EtcRe: Church Leaders In Zimbabwe Blacklist T.B Joshua, Calling Him A Fake Prophet by vanstanzy(m): 7:38am On May 12, 2012
Maybe cos his death predictions singled out Robert mugabe, zimbabwes arch-enemy. I have read the link and its PURE N Poo.Y JEALOUSY thats what it is.
EducationRe: 9 Ways To Make A First Class In The University by vanstanzy(m): 10:28am On May 11, 2012
@op Did u write all this? Seun pls more paper for him. Am still struggling to finish reading this post. Thanks for the info man, more grease to ur elbows.
Car TalkRe: Update On The 10-lane Lagos-badagry Expressway (pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 3:15pm On May 10, 2012
Wereh kpe: I swear, if every gover was like Fashola, 9ja will be a much better place.

If this man goes runs for presidency, I swear i will make sure he wins EVEN IF IT MEANS SPILLING MY BLOOD!

FASHOLA sure rocks.
@Wereh kpe

Guy abeg no talk or even think of spilling blood, e never reach like that.
Thats sacrilege!
I know it was just an expression, but let it be just that.
Car TalkRe: Update On The 10-lane Lagos-badagry Expressway (pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 3:05pm On May 10, 2012
THIS GUY WILL STEAL MORE THAN IBORI. SEE WHERE DELTA MONEY GO FINISH, TRUST WOMEN NA!

Car TalkRe: Update On The 10-lane Lagos-badagry Expressway (pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 3:01pm On May 10, 2012
ak47mann: GOOD JOB...............
@ak47mann

GOOD JOB is gonna turn BAD JOB once PDP steps foot into Lagos. Those guyz are bad news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fashola is working! ACN is working!! Lagos is reaping the benefits!!!
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Employ Your Ex-Girlfriend To Work In Your Company ? by vanstanzy(m): 2:53pm On May 10, 2012
[b][/b]
llullipup: THE REASON I WANT TO EMPLOY HER IS SHE IS A PROFESSIONAL IN MY FIELD AND SHE CAN HANDLE THE POSITION PERFECTLY WITH HER EXPERIENCE. ACCORDING HER SHE TOLD ME THAT HER FATHER IS NOT WORKING AGAIN THAT SHE STAYS AT HOME, THAT SHE HAS BEEN LOOKING FOR WORK AND SHE CAN'T SECURE ANY ONE
llullipup: THANKS BUT I CAN HANDLE EMOTIONAL TROUBLES
llullipup: am very discipl;ine when it come to a lady matters am not a loose type.
@llullipup

U sound so confident and brave, then why did u ask our advice? Well since ur mind is made up, GOODLUCK on screwing that sweet @ss, U GONNA NEED IT. But dont come crying to this house when it backfires.
Lest u dont know, for a man, the surest way to his grave is; messing with more than one woman at a time, cos thats exactly whats going to happen.
PEACE OUT!
IslamRe: Miracle Baby Born With Quran At A White Garment Church In Mushin, Lagos State by vanstanzy(m): 2:19pm On May 10, 2012
I have 3 theories. Maybe the mum while pregnant swallowed that miniature quran and the baby caught it. Meaning the child will be a very good goalkeeper, just a joke. 2ndly, maybe the quran is the true n original version which doesnt contain jihad, if there's anything like that! 3rdly, the quran may have been planted on the baby, which i think they did.
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Employ Your Ex-Girlfriend To Work In Your Company ? by vanstanzy(m): 10:32am On May 10, 2012
[b][/b]
llullipup: NO AM NOT THE PERSON THAT disflowered HER I HAVE NEVER SEEN HER PANT NOR HER BREAST BEFORE
[b]@llullipup

U are going to want to see her pant and even go further to keep screwing her senseless till u impregnate her. Forget whether she's ur type or not, u gonna screw her once u employ her. Its just a matter of time. Take this from a fellow man, i know how it works.[b]
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Employ Your Ex-Girlfriend To Work In Your Company ? by vanstanzy(m): 7:39am On May 10, 2012
Lest i forget, Women are smarter than men, they hardly forget unlike men that let go so easily. U might want to tap that @ss of hers. But remember "Awuf dey run belle".
I for one dont make the mistake of going close to any of my ex's, if i must, i'll do it in company of someone most trusted like my wife.
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Employ Your Ex-Girlfriend To Work In Your Company ? by vanstanzy(m): 7:28am On May 10, 2012
Guy, HELL HAS NO FURY LIKE A WOMAN SCORNED. You may not know it but u slighted her by jilting her. So even if she doesnt feel like getting even with u then, in ur employ and being very close to u everyday, the evil in her will start nursing such tot. And o DONT TEMPT TEMPTATION, she might seduce u one day. Get her another job else where, use ur connection, (i guess u are highly placed.)
PoliticsRe: FG To Regulate Conferment Of Chieftaincy Titles by vanstanzy(m): 10:14am On May 08, 2012
This clueless and jobless govt. don start again o! President Jonathan no even think am if u wan live long or else dem go use their oracle swear for u. Come to think of it, whats govt's own in this issue? na wa o! Boko Haram, Fuel Subsidy probe report, poor Electricity, Striking Doctors and Health workers, Poor health care, thieveing politicians, high- handed spending in govt. without producing desired results and the list goes on, are lying in wait for this administration. Like it hasn't had its own fair share of woe's, and it still wants to dabble in some more Poo. SMH
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is number 14 On The List Of World Failed States by vanstanzy(m): 5:34pm On May 07, 2012
How much do i give/ bribe the organisers (or arrangers) of this list so that they can place Nigeria to rank no. 1? We for don fight war split since, na because we too fear for this Naija.
PoliticsRe: With His Current Situation, Do You Pity President Jonathan? by vanstanzy(m): 1:59pm On May 06, 2012
JONATHAN HAS THE SPOON, THE FORK AND KNIFE IN HIS HANDS, WHAT MORE IS HE WAITING FOR, AN INVITE TO DINNER? LET ME SIMPLIFY FURTHER, HE HAS THE SWORD AND GUN IN HIS HANDS AND THERE'S AN ONGOING WAR, WHAT IS HE WAITING FOR, AN INVITATION? THIS IS THE GRAND COMMANDER, PRESIDENT OF A WEALTH NATION, HE'S GOT THE WHOLE ARSENAL AT HIS BECK AND CALL STILL YET HE CAN'T OR WON'T USE 'EM TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE.
AND U WANT ME TO PITY HIM. NEVER!!! HE BROUGHT THIS ON HIMSELF AND AS WELL DON'T NEED OUR HELP, COS HE AINT EVEN ASKING. HE AINT TOTALLY BRAIN DEAD IS HE? LET HIM FIGHT HIS OWN BATTLES. IMAGINE HIS APPOINTEES USING HIM TO TURN AGAINST HIS OWN PEOPLE, THE ELECTORATES.
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To President Goodluck Jonathan By Chief Timipre Sylva by vanstanzy(m): 1:18pm On May 06, 2012
MEN AM OUTTA HERE!
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To President Goodluck Jonathan By Chief Timipre Sylva by vanstanzy(m): 11:21am On May 06, 2012
A CROOK WRITING TO A SUPER, DUPER CROOK. THIS SHOULD BE INTERESTING!
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THIS SNITCHS' (TIMIPRE SYLVA)CROCODILE TEARS. I NEED NOT TELL YA'LL HE'S JUST AS WORSE.
THEY SHOULD ALL Zap. OFF!
SportsRe: Rashidi Yekini:: Condolence Register by vanstanzy(m): 10:57am On May 06, 2012
Roforofo: While our useless thieving Football Federation and Ministry of Sports has not announced anything officially on the death of a patriotic Nigerian who served his country his former club have his death has headline news on their website, are flying their club flag at half mast in his honour and will have a minute of silence in respect for the late Rashidi Yekini.
http://www.vfc.pt/noticias/clube/05_05_12_adeusyekini Just shows you how useless our officials are in Nigeria. No wonder the government does not care about raising fuel prices. Nigeria, a country where the leaders and officials do not give a DAMN about their own people!!!! huh huh huh
@Roforofo
Still no official announcement by the govt on Yekini's death? This govt is as useless as they come, walahi!
CelebritiesRe: Cross-River's Isabella Ayuk - Wins MBGN 2012 by vanstanzy(m): 10:33am On May 06, 2012
TO ME, ALL THIS BEAUTY PAEGENT STUFFS ARE A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME, JUST A WAY OF EXPLOITING THESE GIRLS.
I WONT WASTE MY TIME JUDGING A BEAUTY PAEGENT. BLACK IS BEAUTIFUL ALREADY!
CelebritiesRe: Cross-River's Isabella Ayuk - Wins MBGN 2012 by vanstanzy(m): 10:28am On May 06, 2012
[b]Buahahahahaha.....jez this must be a massive blow to my igbo peeps who keep harping about just how beautiful dem gals are......fa fa fa foul. Over 18 ibos and only 2 is good enough for a prize( miss abuja- who by the way lost last year and lost again now! I won't be surprise if she decided on a third time lucky in the typical igbotic fashion). What a terrible loss to the remaining 16. On the contrary the only yoruba gal in the mix came home with something! I wonder how that should translate in the conversion rates....enough said!
Congrats to the cross rivers gal although I don't expect her to go far in d competition.....she's not really a miss world material but the Rivers gal may just go farther in the miss universe.....
South south una make sense jor.....no noise!

@Tolulink

How come u r attacking the Ibo's, u know i just don't get it. The topic is clear, its just FYI and not for tribal attacks. THAT's WHY THEY CALL U BRAIN DEAD![b]
SportsRe: Rashidi Yekini:: Condolence Register by vanstanzy(m): 11:53pm On May 05, 2012
With tears in my eyes) YOU ARE A GOAL LORD FOREVER LIKE MELKIZEDEK IS A PRIEST FOREVER! REST IN PEACE MOST-PATRIOTIC!
SportsRe: Rashidi Yekini:: Condolence Register by vanstanzy(m): 11:44pm On May 05, 2012
ZUBY77: I remember how happy you made me when i was a kid. Watching you was a delight, scoring wonderful spectacular goals. I know how ridiculous this may sound but i place you above all the politicians in this country. RIP Rashidi... My gangling hero.
@ZUBBY77
Pls dont compare st. Yekini to crook politicians! Its sacrilege.

The lord of goals is gone home. Even lionel messi in all his splendour cant match ur goal reign. I doubt messi will ever be spectacular at goals such as you.
Nigeria misses u mastery of goal skills alot. Since u left football we've been having a goal drought, cant even find one that can score 30 percent of ur record.
ALL HAIL THE GOAL LORD!!!!!
PoliticsRe: FG To Release The List Of Boko Haram Sponsors by vanstanzy(m): 9:48pm On May 05, 2012
Who's clowning who? I have more faith in the rats terrorizing my food store than in the FG.
They're always set to publish names that continue to elude them.
SportsRe: Rashidi Yekini Is Dead? by vanstanzy(m): 10:31pm On May 04, 2012
I refuse to beleive until am directed to a link where i'll read it.
SportsRe: T.b Joshua Did Not Prophesy About Chelsea In Champions League!!! by vanstanzy(m): 9:06pm On May 04, 2012
Face it guyz,u've been punked!
SportsRe: T.b Joshua Did Not Prophesy About Chelsea In Champions League!!! by vanstanzy(m): 9:01pm On May 04, 2012
Some peops just love to spew without verifying. When this fabble surfaced,the culprit left no source and none of this guyz even made an attempt to suspect it. Instead they bought it hook,line and sinker. Now who's the smarter of 'em all?
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Lagos Before Crude Oil And Independence by vanstanzy(m): 6:35pm On May 04, 2012
@London2lasgidi

More grease to ur elbow and God bless u for these pics.
Ur thread doesn't warrant having peops messing it up with insults at eachothers tribe. But guess some people are just born for trouble.
PoliticsRe: Subsidy Probe Report Indictees Will Not Be Prosecuted – Min Of Justice Adoke by vanstanzy(m): 10:59am On May 04, 2012
If NLC and TUC ever come out again to spew RUBBISH about going on a nationwide protest, Nigerians will lynch them. Snitching R.A.T's!!!

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