₦airaland Forum

librangyps: Pls hush... U chase a goat to a wall, it is forced to attack. A bad husband can turn a virtuous woman vicious. Please God almighty, don't give me such a man else I'll poison him. Simple

Babz temmy: My advice, if u r ere nd u r married please learn from this . What dis woman is going tru is very serious. My opinion to u madam u should be a good example to ur children, leave dat useless man of urs to keep swimming in sin. Let karma nd judgement catch up with him. This shall not be the portion of anyone of us with good marriages, may God repair what has broken in this home. Amen

Policewoman: You people should be advising her as a fellow woman dat 2 wrongs don't make a right. What lessons then are they teaching their kids? If she can't take the cheating, better file for divorce and remarry than committing adultery.

AM VERY IMPRESSED AT UR WAY OF THINKING, AND I PRAY SUCH DILEMMA DOESN'T EVER COME UR WAY.

DON'T MIND MOREENI THAT SEEMS TO BE A PRODUCT OF A BROKEN HOME. THAT IS HOW SHE WAS TAUGHT WHILE

GROWING UP, SO WHAT DO U EXPECT?

Creamz: I have been the angry, unsatisfied and bitter wife for the last nine years. I’m married to a man who has absolutely no respect for the marriage institution. He has had more girlfriends than I have changed my hair since we got married.
He started cheating on me months after our wedding in 2004 when I was pregnant. And it hasn't stopped ever since. Every other day a different girl, a different situation, a lot of drama. Initially he would lie or try to cover up when I ask him questions or catch him but now he tells me to go to hell and leave the marriage if I was no longer satisfied.
Well, I have four kids and I don't plan to be a single mother in this kind of environment so I'm staying put in my marriage but I'm done being the victim. Yes, I have started cheating on my husband. I am proud to say I have a boyfriend who I have regular, satisfying sex with. And I have absolutely no plans of being the faithful wife ever again. Once this affair ends, I'm starting a new one. There's no going back now. As long as he's cheating on me, I will be cheating on me. I smile a lot these days and it's not just Jesus putting the smile on my face. This is the happiest I have been in at least 8 years. And I also discovered that quite a number of my female friends have been cheating on their husbands for years now. Why didn't anyone give me the memo sooner? Just thought to share my happy story. Xoxo Happy Lagos wife.

SOURCE: http://www.mynaijagist.com/i-cheated-on-my-husband-and-i-plan-to-continue/

THIS WOMAN IS WORSE THAN A RATTLE SNAKE. HONESTLY, AM SHORT OF WORDS AND THOROUGHLY SHOCKED.

PLEASE GOD ALMIGHTY, DON'T GIVE ME OR MY ENEMY SUCH A WIFE.

Afam4eva:
[size=14pt]I'm anxious to know how this
match will end and Ballotelli has made it interesting by putting up his beatiful girlfriend as a bet should Madrid qualify.
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Did Balotelli really bet with his girl? Then if so i pity the girl, cos Balo is only telling her and the entire world that she is WORTHLESS.

ebamma: Im going to phuck 3 ashawos 2nite at my favourite brothel if madrid qualify

In order words, u very well know u can't handle three Ashawo's and won't even have to. Cos its an unhill task u set for Real Madrid, and u know they can't WIN.

tomakint: I thought they don't shake hands especially when in Purdah kai, these people with their LIE LIE E-LIE LIE Indeed, 'religion is the opium of the people (adherents)' - Karl Marx!

"Hypocrisy rules the world - quote by Me. "

FunnyPikin.com:
President Goodluck Jonathan in handshake with one of the committee members on the disengagement of the boko haram sects.It was reported that Jonathan shook this woman despite the fact that her religion forbid such. Check the Picture and share your thought

Source>>>>
http://www.funnypikin.com/2013/04/president-jonathan-in-handshake-with.html

Muslim women in Purdah do not have handshakes with men, its against their religion. She is a F.A.K.E. Mmmm!

Hope she isn't hiding bombs under that Purdah, u never know.

umar4sure: Major General Muhammadu Buhari On Boko Haram’s
Most Wanted List. Ahmed Salkida, the popular journalist who is the only
one who has successfully and consistently been able
to get in touch with the leadership of the Jama’a Ahl
al-sunnah li-da’wa wa al-jihad, better known as Boko
Haram, has revealed that if the violent Islamic sect
knows the whereabouts of Major General Muhammadu Buhari (rtd) they would kill him. In an interview with online journalist, Mercy Abang,
Salkida was asked a question about Buhari’s
relationship with the sect when he made the startling
revelation. The question and his response appear
below; Q: You once said the way out of the conflict is for a
trusted and independent body to ferry moderate
clerics to a third friendly country with the leadership of
Boko Haram… Are you speaking the mind of the
sect? Because they (Boko Haram) had requested
former head of state Muhammadu Buhari, to lead the peace deal to hold in Saudi Arabia? A: First of all, the sect never said Buhari should be a
mediator or mentioned going to Saudi. It is the same
Abdulaziz group that declared ceasefire that made the
pronouncement on Buhari and co. When they called
me to dispatch this same message to the media, I
asked the caller several questions about who he was and why haven’t the sect reached me through the
usual source. He could not give me answers so he
called ignorant journalists that spread his message
like wild fire. I am sorry to say this, if the sect knows where to find
General Buhari (someone I respect a lot) they will
make an attempt on his life. To them, any retired and
servicing soldier, police, politician or civil servant is
an infidel that deserves to be killed. So how can the
same sect with such an ideology listen to General Buhari, the Governor of Borno state or any other
politician or the Sultan? The average member of this sect see all these people
whether they are muslims or not as ‘livil corpses’. For
God sake have we not been listening to this people in
the last couple of years?. Am I the only one listening
to them? It seems the sect have been more
consistent with their message than the Federal and state governments involve in this conflict. Your second question about going to a third friendly
nation to have an ideological debate with the sect. For
me, I will always maintain that since this is a problem
of doctrine then it must be tackled through a coherent,
profound counter doctrine. There has not been any
concrete ideological intervention by the appropriate authorities only military intervention. If the sect members say the Qur’an allows them to kill
Christians and fellow muslim security agents,
politicians, teachers, vaccinators and opposing
clerics. I think it is wise for Muslims that disagree
with them to understand their arguments clearly and
bring a superior one to counter it, and I don’t think you can hold such a debate before the eyes of the JTF. It can best be done with the assurances of a third
friendly nation whom the sect can trust and the clerics
of this nation may serve along side other international
clerics as arbiters.
I think such an informal dialogue will not only make us
understand the reasons of this conflict but what is feeding it and it will provide us with the best possible
way to approach dialogue or amnesty.

Story land! Story land!! mmmm,... sing along na!

Donchyke39: Three people were killed and at least twenty people seriously injured today April 26th in a multiple accident involving a truck and four buses along the Enugu Onitsha Expressway in Awka, Anambra State.

The accident occurred when the truck loaded with palm kernel oil had break failure and crashed into five stationery vehicles parked at a bus park near Unizik Junction. Unfortunately, the driver of the truck and two passengers in a bus loading at the park died instantly. 20 people were seriously injured.

Source:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=439294089500827&set=a.293854010711503.64471.267978826632355&type=1&relevant_count=1

Hope noone died, right? These trailer drivers have to get off our roads during the day time.

Its matter of URGENCY now.

ola_pluto: Fellow Nairalanders, I am just wondering where those things promised by Ngozi Okondjo Iwahala during subsidy protests vanished to. Nigerians do not see these buses on our roads.
Moreso, where are the phones for the farmers bought with 60 Billion? How many farmers have received the phones? Are Nigerians really keeping account of this government's brazen thiefery?

They are still in the Nigerian pipeline, Sir. Or better still, they are on the high-sea and will

arrive very soon, just be patient Sir.

Chisom Malachy: A married man of Tinubu gazing at another man's wife bos ó ms inthe presence of his own wife. A leopard can never shed its spots.

Nice boobs!

churific: Unfortunately for men, most women fit within the 7. If you go by your list, then we should never date all.

Most men also fit in those 7 category!

Giftedgreen: Some things are better left untouched and some women are better left single. No matter how inviting and perfect any of these women seem, you should try your best and keep your distance, you will thank us later.

We are going to give you a list of women you should not date and you should remember that to every rule, there is an exception.
In general, stay away from these women if and when you come across any of them.

1- Your Best Friend's Sister
This rarely goes well, be it in Nollywood, Hollywood or real life. Remember Tony Montana in Scarface? To the girls it is not a big deal to go out with their brother’s friend, but guys remember, it is not a good idea, and make sure you do not allow the ladies folks lure you into such a relationship.
Guys, your friend does not want you close to his sister probably because he knows your mode of operation and he does not want his sister to become a name in your hall of fame. Besides that, would it not be awkward for you to start sharing relationship details with your girlfriend’s brother
Remember, if you are really serious, talk to your friend about it first. And even if he approves, be ready to lose that friendship. You win the girl and lose a friend
Worst case scenario, you break her heart and you get into a fight with your best friend, you lose the girl and a friend.

2- The ex-girlfriend
There is a reason why she is your ex, you should never forget that. You might be tempted go back to your ex whenever you are bored, lonely or Hot.
As a rule, you never go back to your ex-girlfriends. It is like the proverbial going back to your vomit.
You might start to get nostalgic and all, but you should remember that there was a reason she is in your past and that should be the same reason she should remain there.

3- 6- The high-maintenance piranha
If your income is trailing behind her needs then it would be a good idea to tie up your shoe lace and run for your dear life and money. At first, you might kid yourself into thinking that as time goes by her needs are going to dwindle. You continue to kid yourself until you realize that her goal of this girl is to bankrupt your future.
It is almost impossible to have a relationship without spending money, but if her love for you is going to be on a per-second-billing then you should also know that you will be disconnected when you run out of “airtime” and she is going to “port” to the next guy with the most cash.

4- Your co-worker

Your co-worker is one girl that should not be on your radar when searching for a relationship.

You could lose your job because of this girl and she might dump you three days you were fired for having an affair with her. There is also the risk that you two might get carried away and indulge in acts meant for the bedroom, with the hopes that you won’t be caught.

Even if you do not get fired because of her, you might create unnecessary enemies, especially when she is hot and everybody wants her, including your boss.

She is also going to be a huge source of distraction. There is also going to be that awkward week/month that you would have to endure after you break up with her.

And just in case she is the boss’ daughter, it is a huge no-no

5- In a relationship
When a girl is already in a relationship before you meet her, the best thing for you is to leave her alone. There is no way it is going to turn out good.
If a girl is in a relationship before you met her, and she still agrees to date you, what does that tell you? Yes, she is not the faithful type and definitely not a keeper.
If she is in a relationship and refused to go out with you because she is in a relationship, then that is a trait you should admire, too bad she is not faithful to you. And you should not wait by the corner waiting for another man’s relationship to crash.
Even if you decide to be just friends, you already like her, and might put her relationship with the other guy in jeopardy.

6- Narcissist
Everybody girl deserves some attention from her lover (to show her that you love her). Some girls just think that the world is a stage and they are the star. When she talks, she wants everybody to listen, when she is in trouble, everybody should console her. She wants to be the center of your life, having no regard for your sibling, parents, friends and sometimes even your job. She is ready to anything for special attention; cry, play victim, lie, just about anything. As long as you supply her with an unending supply of attention she if okay.
At first, you would be flattered that you mean so much to somebody and then she would begin to sap the living being out of you, the stress would make look twice your age and if you do not get away from such a girl in time, you might just visit your ancestors a lot earlier than you planned.

7- The Underage
It does not matter how big the girl appears, or how matured she seems. As long as a girl is below 18 in Nigeria, she is clearly off limits. Except of course, your picture in a National Newspaper and a jail sentence sounds like fun to you.
When in doubt about her age, ask her or people that really know her. Now how can you read our blog if you are in prison?
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Do i hear a Cossy Orjiakor from anybody? Yeah, don't ever date her.

Abagworo: “The controversial aircraft on the service of Governor Rotimi Amaechi is operating illegally in the country” Mr Nkemakolam said. “The aircraft, a bombardier –BD700, global express with registration no N565 RS has its clearance approval expired since Tuesday, April 2nd, 2013.”

He continued, “By our records, the last flight clearance for this aircraft was approved for operation on Thursday, March 28, 2013 on Accra-PH –Accra and to terminate on April 2, 2013. With this development, the aircraft has exceeded the extra two days or 48 hours leeway for it to leave the country.”

The NCAA boss further noted that “while still operating illegally, the aircraft has been sighted in several places including Owerri and Akure.”

“The owner of this aircraft according to the certificate of registration is Bank of Utah, trustee of Salt Lake City, Utah USA. The clearance for the aircraft was sought by Caverton Helicopters on March 27, 2013. Consequently, this aircraft in reference is hereby grounded at any airport that is located right now in the country.”

http://premiumtimesng.com/news/131640-fg-bans-governor-amaechis-aircraft-from-flying-in-nigeria.html

O really, so since April 2nd and the darn thing has been flying our airspace? Tell us what we don't already know. These peops must think all Nigerians were born yesterday. *Sarcastic!*

kponke denge: why not ask dem on d intaview mumu must u no d salary see how hungry u sound, oya com and drink garri.

olaric: Is this supposed to be a threat or what?