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PoliticsRe: Next Generation Must Take Nigeria To Moon - Jonathan by vanstanzy(m):
Better start equipping that next generation now, with the right tools to enable them carryout this feat.

undecided undecidedTalk is indeed very Cheap! sad
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Quiet More Than 48 Hours After Soldiers Massacred 185 Civilian In Borno by vanstanzy(m): 6:59pm On Apr 22, 2013
RoblesOg: More than 48 hours after Nigerian soldiers hunting for Boko Haram insurgents leveled Baga town in Borno State, killing 185 civilians and wounding several others, President Goodluck Jonathan is yet to comment on the tragedy.

The president’s silence is a sharp contrast with the way his United States counterpart, Barack Obama, acts whenever even a single American is killed.

See details at: http://premiumtimesng.com/news/130748-president-jonathan-quiet-more-than-48-hours-after-soldiers-massacred-185-civilians-in-borno.html
What do u people really want from this manhuh I know what i want from him, and its good leadership. If he

talks u people will haul insults at him for talking. If he doesn't, u people will still blame him.


Just make up ur minds!!! angry
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Quiet More Than 48 Hours After Soldiers Massacred 185 Civilian In Borno by vanstanzy(m): 6:54pm On Apr 22, 2013
And how do we know the Boko Haram are not part of those massacredhuh RIP to the innocent amongst the

massacred.undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: "Boko-Haram Is Diabolical And Should Be Flushed" Sheik Gumi!!!! by vanstanzy(m): 6:51pm On Apr 22, 2013
People! Everybody! Sheik Gumi has just signed his death warrant. cheesy cheesy cheesy (Or maybe he wants to lead the FG astray again) undecided.
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Leading Ladies- Which Do You Miss Most? by vanstanzy(m): 6:41pm On Apr 22, 2013
LIZ BENSON, is it! grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Lekki Port To Generate $200 Billion + 163,000 Jobs by vanstanzy(m):
Hope their wont be any hindrance to this project though. undecided undecided undecided This one wey over-bloated figures don

begin rent the airwaves.
PoliticsRe: Lekki Port To Generate $200 Billion + 163,000 Jobs by vanstanzy(m):
This is VERY GOOD! cheesy cheesy But isnt 200billion dolls. an over-exaggeration? undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Why Some Ladies Remain Single For Life by vanstanzy(m): 7:05pm On Apr 21, 2013
True!
CelebritiesRe: Dont Let Your Boyfriend Take Your Nude-Pictures – Rita Dominic Warns by vanstanzy(m): 6:52pm On Apr 21, 2013
Spycom: True advice. There's a BBgroup I know, which has a collection over 2000 images of Nigerian girls nude and during sex. Well no matter the advice, nothing will change. Some girls are plain stupid
Very true, some girls are plain silly. But we have to keep advising them and pray they learn reason.
CelebritiesRe: Dont Let Your Boyfriend Take Your Nude-Pictures – Rita Dominic Warns by vanstanzy(m): 6:48pm On Apr 21, 2013
ume: Rita does not have de moral ground 4 this advice bcs she is still single at late 40
Its high time we the men folks stop treating women as if its a sin for them to have a mind of their own. If

she chooses to remain single at that age, which u have just stated, e concern uhuh? angry angry angry angry


At least St Paul said it that, "Matrimony is not for everyone", (not quoting verbatim).


Just learn to mind ur business or did u provide husband for her and she refused? angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Dont Let Your Boyfriend Take Your Nude-Pictures – Rita Dominic Warns by vanstanzy(m): 6:43pm On Apr 21, 2013
I really have always respected this lady and with this advice she has given now, i further place her on a high pedestal grin grin grin. I just pray these ladies will listen and learn from this.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Is NOT A Hausa/Fulani Phenomenon, It Is A Kanuri Thing by vanstanzy(m): 4:16pm On Apr 21, 2013
ndu_chucks: The past few weeks have revealed to me, that some of the brightest nairalanders are merely common bigots. Reading comments concerning Boko Haram Amnesty reveals that majority of the commenters threw common sense out of the window because they somehow believe that the Hausa/Fulanis are behind the Boko Haram mess and will be the beneficiaries of the proposed Amnesty.

This NLers ignore the fact that Boko Haram has attacked the Emir of Kano several times and routinely kill Hausa/Fulani, Igbo, Yoruba, Christians and Muslims alike.

It suffices to state here that (1)Senator Ndume recently arrested and released, (2)Senator Ahmed Khalifa whose sisters son turned out to be a Boko Haram commander, (3) the one and only Shekau, (4)Dr. Ibrahim Datti Ahmad, President-General of the Supreme Council for Shari'a in Nigeria who recently rejected membership of Amnesty commitee, have only one thing in common. What might that be?? They are all Kanuris.

I reserve the rest of my comments for a later time. In the meantime, view the picture below and think. Hausa/Fulanis have nothing to do with Boko Haram.



www.nairaland.com/attachments/1072099_boko_jpg88325015509a67a606808f5ab88ac61e
Are u some kinda police or somethinghuh? U should be in the enforcement agency investigating crimes and

criminals. But i don't buy what u re selling, cos i need more proof.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Is NOT A Hausa/Fulani Phenomenon, It Is A Kanuri Thing by vanstanzy(m): 4:10pm On Apr 21, 2013
Whatever!
PoliticsRe: Understanding The Politcs Of Achebeism by vanstanzy(m): 3:42pm On Apr 21, 2013
Bluetooth, Dayokanu and co are welcome to come and bad-mouth this thread as usual. cheesy cheesy (They never seize to amuse me.)
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Had A Killer Squad As President -- Former Associate by vanstanzy(m): 3:25pm On Apr 21, 2013
Who didn't have a killer squad amongst themhuh? Even their "beloved" Buhari, had a killer squad too.
PoliticsRe: Boy Tries To Set Mosque Ablaze In Abuja by vanstanzy(m): 3:22pm On Apr 21, 2013
londonrivals: An 11-year-old boy (names withheld) was yesterday afternoon arrested by the police at Nyanya Division for allegedly trying to set ablaze the Area B/C Mosque, near Customs Quarters in Nyanya, Abuja.

Imam of the mosque, Zubairu Mohammed, toldnewsmen that the boy had earlier set fire to one of the Mosque’s Qur’anic classroomc and did not know that a security man was sleepinginside and had noticed the fire.

He said the security man after extinguishing the fire, sighted the boy holding a gallon of fuel as well as a box of matches near the main Mosque and apprehended him.

“The incident happened during the time of Juma’at Prayers (1:30 pm) and it was my security who first alerted me before I rushed down to see the boy with a gallon and box of matches,” the Imam said.
The Imam said he ordered that the boy be kept with the mosque’s security’s custody and went to Jumat service.

He said a senior Imam was told of the incident and he sent for the police, who took the boy totheir station.

The Imam praised the divisional police officer for his effort in calming the situation and beginning the investigation.

At the Nyanya Police Station, the divisional police officer was not on seat but one SergeantO. Ibrahim, said that the boy confessed that his accomplice, a student of one of the secondary schools in Nyanya, escaped when he was caught.

“The boy is with the juvenile section of the station and we are investigating the matter because it is very serious,” the police officer said.

SOURCE-http://informationnaija.com/11-year-old-boy-tries-to-set-ablaze-a-mosque-in-abuja/
Why are they apprehending the poor boy. He is simply practicalizing what he sees his older brothers and sisters in Islam do. grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Boy Tries To Set Mosque Ablaze In Abuja by vanstanzy(m): 3:17pm On Apr 21, 2013
"Dont cry for me Argentina!" Muslims don't shed a thought for Christians and

Churches, so why should i waste mine for Muslims and their Mosqueshuh angry angry angry
RomanceRe: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by vanstanzy(m): 3:12pm On Apr 21, 2013
doyinmolah: HE PROPOSEDAND SHE GAVE HIM A STINGING SLAP! CHEI, READ ON MY PEOPLE & COMMENT ABEG:

Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age!

I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar. From Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis Christian Centre Int'l, MFM, Christ Embassy, Redeemed, From there I went to This Present Winners looking every where for you. I went from a size 14 to a size 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five, from hi-five to faceboook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping yōϋ would show up! for where?

I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, in fact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o! I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect! The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine!

So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for?

Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!




grin grin grin grin grin

Heheheheh. . ..Wonders shall never end for this World oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! !!!!!!!!
What manner of joke is this? undecided undecided undecided
RomanceRe: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by vanstanzy(m): 3:08pm On Apr 21, 2013
Is this a Film script or what? grin grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Why are majority of those who fall under annointing female? by vanstanzy(m): 3:00pm On Apr 21, 2013
I don't know about that, but my take on this issue is that next time a supposed M.O.G. tries to fall me by

shoving me, i'll break his damn jaws with my fist. angry angry angry They better stick to their women folks, who are

acting.

PoliticsRe: Tony Blair, Goodluck Jonathan Speak At House Of The Rock Cathedral Today by vanstanzy(m): 6:25pm On Apr 20, 2013
Akpangbon: Very daft.
And whats daft about his comment? Did he lie? Isn't it the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truthhuh undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Tony Blair, Goodluck Jonathan Speak At House Of The Rock Cathedral Today by vanstanzy(m): 6:17pm On Apr 20, 2013
The building is a mammoth of a house. But is christianity about the four walls of a building or our

relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ?


Most Churches these days are "Business centres". embarassed embarassed embarassed
PoliticsRe: CAN To Intervene In Jonathan-amaechi Face-off by vanstanzy(m): 5:42pm On Apr 20, 2013
Willy7: No wonder the catholic church pulled out from CAN. Enough said
Now that people know the real reason the Catholic Church pulled out, we are satisfied. cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: CAN To Intervene In Jonathan-amaechi Face-off by vanstanzy(m): 5:07pm On Apr 20, 2013
CAN better not intervene in this political face-off o. Else they get roped into a mess, they'ld wish they

never meddled in. "CAN IS IN ENOUGH MESS ALREADY!" angry angry
InvestmentRe: What Is The Best Investment Option For Children Education. by vanstanzy(m): 4:56pm On Apr 20, 2013
U can also invest for ur child in real estate, its good business that doesn't diminish. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Don't forget CHESS though! grin grin
CHESS (Children Education Savings Scheme) account for your children/wards.

WHAT IS CHESS?

CHESS is a special savings product developed to support our customers in meeting cash flow and timing needs of their children and ward’s education.

FEATURES
• Minimum opening and daily balance of N5,000.
• Withdrawals restricted to once every three months, loss of 1% interest if there is more than one withdrawal during this period.
• Free insurance policy cover in case of accidental death /permanent disability of parent /guardian (paying ten times the balance in the account, subject to a maximum of N5,000, 000).
• Lodgments of cheques and dividend warrants into the account.
• It is a savings account with a lot of benefits for the account beneficiary.
BENEFITS
• Helps you to plan for the education of your children and wards through a dedicated savings scheme.
• Pays interest of 2.125% provided that withdrawals are not made more than once from the account in a quarter.
Parents who have accounts with Stanbic IBTC Bank have the additional benefits of the a standing order for the regular transfer of a specified amount to their child/ward’s account.

Should you be interest in the product offering, kindly contact the undersigned.

We want to hear from you. For enquiries, requests, suggestions and complaints on Stanbic IBTC products and services, please contact us on:
Pension solutions - 01-2716000 or pensionsolution@stanbicibtc.com and short code-30388
Banking products and services - 0700 CALL STANBIC (0700 2255 7826242), 01- 2709676 orcustomercarenigeria@stanbicibtc.com
Asset management and investment solutions - 01-2801266, 01-2805595, 0700MUTUALFUNDS(0700688825 38637) or assetmanagement@stanbic.com
Trustees business - 01-2801266, 01-2805595 or SITLAgency@stanbicibtc.com
Stockbroking business - 01-2770937, 4488800 or stockbroking@stanbicibtc.com
InvestmentRe: What Is The Best Investment Option For Children Education. by vanstanzy(m):
Try the CHESS account from Stanbic IBTC, its really good.

CHESS (Children Education Savings Scheme) account for your children/wards.

WHAT IS CHESS?

CHESS is a special savings product developed to support our customers in meeting cash flow and timing needs of their children and ward’s education.

FEATURES
• Minimum opening and daily balance of N5,000.
• Withdrawals restricted to once every three months, loss of 1% interest if there is more than one withdrawal during this period.
• Free insurance policy cover in case of accidental death /permanent disability of parent /guardian (paying ten times the balance in the account, subject to a maximum of N5,000, 000).
• Lodgments of cheques and dividend warrants into the account.
• It is a savings account with a lot of benefits for the account beneficiary.
BENEFITS
• Helps you to plan for the education of your children and wards through a dedicated savings scheme.
• Pays interest of 2.125% provided that withdrawals are not made more than once from the account in a quarter.
Parents who have accounts with Stanbic IBTC Bank have the additional benefits of the a standing order for the regular transfer of a specified amount to their child/ward’s account.

Should you be interest in the product offering, kindly contact the undersigned.

We want to hear from you. For enquiries, requests, suggestions and complaints on Stanbic IBTC products and services, please contact us on:
Pension solutions - 01-2716000 or pensionsolution@stanbicibtc.com and short code-30388
Banking products and services - 0700 CALL STANBIC (0700 2255 7826242), 01- 2709676 orcustomercarenigeria@stanbicibtc.com
Asset management and investment solutions - 01-2801266, 01-2805595, 0700MUTUALFUNDS(0700688825 38637) or assetmanagement@stanbic.com
Trustees business - 01-2801266, 01-2805595 or SITLAgency@stanbicibtc.com
Stockbroking business - 01-2770937, 4488800 or stockbroking@stanbicibtc.com
PoliticsRe: The Real Buhari by vanstanzy(m): 3:40pm On Apr 20, 2013
bknight: Just one question:

Buhari why did u shed that obvious crocodile tears?
Thanks be to God Almighty that some people have started seeing who that "Chameleon"

truly is.
PoliticsRe: The Real Buhari by vanstanzy(m): 3:35pm On Apr 20, 2013
That man (Buhari)is selling himself into peoples minds and his BLIND followers are following him blindly. angry angry angry


I don't ever trust that man just by looking at him.
EducationRe: Top 50 Universities In Nigeria 2013- Ranking By (NUC) by vanstanzy(m): 3:28pm On Apr 20, 2013
dejgan: source pls?
Yeah, source please!
EducationRe: Top 50 Universities In Nigeria 2013- Ranking By (NUC) by vanstanzy(m): 3:27pm On Apr 20, 2013
aminho: National University Commission,
NUC, has released the list of the
Top 50 Universities in Nigeria for
2013 so far. The University of
Ibadan tops the list, they are
followed by University of Lagos,
Unilag and University of Benin,
Uniben in second and third place
respectively.
2013 TOP 50 University In
Nigeria, NUC amshi
1. University of Ibadan, UI
2. University of Lagos, Unilag
3. University of Benin, Uniben
4. Obafemi Awolowo University,
OAU
5. Ahmadu Bello University, Abu
6. University of Ilorin, Unilorin
7. University of Jos, Unijos
8. University of Port Harcourt,
Uniport
9. University of Maiduguri,
Unimaid
10. University of Agriculture,
Abeokuta,
11. Lagos State University, Lasu
12. Federal University of
Technology, Futo
13. Covenant University, CU
14. University of Nigeria, UNN
15. Federal University of
Technology, Futa
16. Nnamdi Azikiwe University,
Unizik
17. Enugu State University of
Science and Technology, Esut
18. Pan African University
19. Ladoke Akintola University of
Technology. lautech
20. Modibbo Adama University of
Technology
21. African University of Science
and Technology
22. University of Uyo, Uniuyo
23. Bayero University Kano, Buk
24. Ambrose Alli University, AAU
25. Redeemer’s University,
26. Babcock University
27. Federal University of
Technology,
28. University of Calabar, Unical
29. Michael Okpara University of
Agriculture,
30. Ajayi Crowther University
31. Bowen University
32. Rivers State University of
Science and Technology, Rsust
33. Lead City University
34. Crawford University
35. Abubakar Tafawa Balewa
University, ATBU
36. Abia State University, Absu
37. Usmanu Danfodio University,
38. Igbinedion University
39. Imo State University, Imsu
40. Niger Delta University
41. Bells University of Technology
42. Kwara State University
43. Nasarawa State University
44. Caleb University
45. Obong University Obong
46. Adekunle Ajasin University
47. Ekiti State University,
48. American University of
Nigeria
49. Joseph Ayo Babalola
University
50. Veritas University Abuja
Is this supposed to be top 50 in terms of MONEYhuh? Cos this stat. is just UNBELIEVABLE. shocked shocked shocked
FamilyRe: My Wife Has Changed Negatively, Please Advice Me. by vanstanzy(m): 3:03pm On Apr 20, 2013
From the beginning, u two married urselves for the wrong reason(s). But now she doesn't see that which she

married in u, and it frustrates the $h!7 out of her, thats the reason for her short temper towards u.


U people started on a wrong footing but, good news cheesy cheesy cheesy, u can make things right if

u wanna. BEST OF LUCK!
PoliticsRe: Inflation Drops To 8.6 Percent, Lowest In 5 Years by vanstanzy(m): 8:45pm On Apr 18, 2013
[quote author=knightsamsong][/quote]hey, is that ur dadhuh? wink wink wink Pleased to meet u, mr knightsamsong. grin grin grin

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