₦airaland Forum

gen2briz: So how many members does PDP now have in Imo state?

APGA: 500, PDP: Nil. Get the picture? PDP has "Zilch" members now.

Naval sadiq: that is why we need to keep sentiment aside and vote buhari come 2015.he is the most credible candidate and the right man for the job

U ARE DELUDED BIG TIME! Buhari, NEVER!!!!!

ikwere militant: make sure u shoot any dayokun eko ile desola d amala seller at site nd off couse surrender boko haram for human ritual

Gbam!!!

dayokanu: Who doesnt know Jonathan is jobless

He was seen attending UNILAG VC Sofoluwes burial

Attending Bode Georges house party

Soon he would attend Tonto Dikes album launch

"By their comments u shall know them!". U have never made sense before, so i wont be

wrong to expect much from u now. Beats my imagination, why some people will even expect anything sensible to

come out of that "Trash can" u call ur head.

maclatunji: That is very appalling. Funny thing is that you see young teenagers avidly consuming such videos. Yet, the society expects to make decent ladies and gentlemen out of them.

#Hyprocrisy

Beats me too!
Well enough of all this "indecency this, indecency that", a word is enough for the wise. Next Topic please!!!

jasper7: If you find your sister, daughter, Mother, girlfriend in a por.no video. Trust me, you'd be mad at the lady not the video. you cant blame a video for being Nude or Por.n. You blame the actors/actresses involved. a typical Nigerian will always blame the system and not the components. Forgetting that a system dosn't exist at all without the components. that's the only problem with the OP's post. She should have been advising her fellow ladies to stop selling their Nudity.

U know, now that u ve mentioned this, i've to get something off my chest. I find it difficult to understand

why women will rather blame the men folks when women are caught in a "tangle" with the

men folks rather than blame the women that allowed themselves to be used. Beats me really!

Karleb: @Question: no. I think it's better 4 u to invest ur time on something more profitable than writing about gals in music or movie industrx.

No doubt, u are in the entertainment industry and see nothing wrong in it. Guess what, lets put ur sister(s), girlfriend(s), or better still ur very own daughter on set, displaying all this sh!7 and lets see how it goes.

nwawuweneonye: How will you hear. When you are always on Africa magiic stations

Tonyblinky: I am a graduate,aged 27, I recently got a job with a govt parastatal with a salary little above 50k and I was posted to benin city where my parents live in a rented 3bedroom flat,I share room with my siblings and a few relatives.

I don't have any privacy and comfort,moreso its quite far from my workplace.I really feel like renting a small apartment where I can start my life.

Is it a nice decision and how do i convince my parents?

pls ur thoughts on this

Dyt: Yen yen yen yen
Leave her
She's dis
She's dat
Those ones tellin u dat, I cld bet there so called babes/wives/gfs are chronic cheats and till date, dey still lickin there feet

Do u intend to be a chronic cheater when u grow up?

berem: are you better than her Miss Innocentie? mtscheeew!
Can the op also prove to us that he has never cheated too? When a man cheats, it's a man's world. When a woman cheats she gets crucified. Abeg marry her sharp sharp and stop complaining joor!

@Berem, put this guy in ur dear brothers' shoes, lets see whether u'll advice him to marry such a lady. "Do unto others as u would want them do unto u!"

slightlyMad: I always believe women cheat as much as men do but i dont want to imagine my woman doing this.
I really dont go through my woman's phone but she once made a comment that got me suspecting a particular guy on her BBM.
as nature would have it, she was dead asleep while i was awake around 2am coding away.

her phone beeped from a ping. i ignored it, 2 minutes, it beeped again so i looked through to see if it was an emergency cos it was just too late for anyone to be awake and making sure others dont sleep too.

Well, it turned out to be this dude she has always been talking about, she once said if she was broke, this dude will give him whatever he wants without even asking to touch her "big lie, i said to myself"

so i decided to follow up on what could be going on btw them.
she is smart to always clear her history but that did not stop me this very night.

i replied, "hello, you are still awake?"
so we kept talking and i kept him on for like 30 minutes on generic discussions.
at the point where i believe he would never doubt whom he is on to
i started the harmless intimate talks
"i miss you", he replied "really?"
i said "yes nau", my girl uses "nau" after "yes" every time we chat so i used that to make him feel more comfi.
so i asked "when are we seeing"

he replied "we will talk abt that tomorrow"

my conclusion from that sentence is that he wants them to talk about "when to see", when they meet tomorrow.
meaning he interpreted "when are we seeing" as "when are we having sex"

so i took the giant leap from there by saying
"how i wish you were beside me here"
he replied, "but you always act like you dont enjoy it every time we have it"
then i said, "thats because you dont try to turn me on very well",
i stopped chatting with the psycho when he started asking some irritatingly dumb questions like "do you think my thing is always to weak for you?"

bottom line my babe woke up, asked me what i was doing with her fone.
I asked her "what is btw you and this guy"
she said nothing, ok, have u at anytime in the past had sex with him? she said no

so i showed her that chat conversation, then she started begging
crying like a baby with tears everywhere claiming guy was her ex "another big lie".
3am till like 11am, she wont stop crying and pleading to give her another chance.
she deleted the guy's contact in a bid to convince me

Well i did forgive her but i got back the key to my house from her.
my intention is to give her another chance and test her a month later.
well, 2 weeks later, she goofed.

we were arguing over something else when i noticed she was reaching for her phone and subconsciously i was pulling away from her, suddenly i became curious and wanted to go through her phone, but this time with her consent.
she claimed she needed to make a very important call, so i let her have it, only for her to dial her mum and she really wasn't passing across any important info other that the usual expected greetings, so i waited for her to conclude the call, we started the war of "let me see, no you cant see"

i really dont know what she was hiding so i decided to play a smart one, i acted like "whatever" and walked away
i left her to navigate to where ever she intends to navigate to on her fone for like 10 second, only to run back at her and dragging her phone from her, though she clamped it in her hands very hard, i managed to retrieve it
and behold on the screen
i saw "are you sure you want to delete this contact"
i clicked cancel, and it was the same old guy she cheated on me with.

she pleaded she wanted to get something back from him, thats why she added him back
Inside me, i am through with her.
but here is the twist, there are some attributes she has that i must confess is priceless.
the connection we both have is so strong that we look forward to seeing each other even when we part for 1 day, she is my kind of girl and very intelligent.
i have this very strict list of personal requirements my woman must have, up to 7 in the list
she has all 7, come add cheating to am.
i am an ardent believer that 90% women cheat but that she got caught does not mean whoever am gonna end up with wont be worse or even lack some of these attributes i desire.

Do you think i should forget her and i will find someone who wont cheat?
my time is ticking very fast to start trying this and that girl.
we have talked about it and she say it wont happen again

seeing that post on the homepage about the married dude whose wife was cheating got me thinking again
PLEASE DONT MAKE A JOKE OUT OF THIS.
Thanks.

KESIMO LEE:
i dey mad

Most likely... Yes!

angelcj: As part of the effort to resolve the trouble in the Niger Delta region, a member of the National Assembly who was against Amnesty, suggested that the JTF should attack them and wipe out the whole N/Delta region for peace to reign in Nigeria...


Hon Bala Ibn Na’Allah representing Zuru/Fakai/ Sakaba/ Wasagu District of Kebi State "Since Nigeria is a populous country with over 160 million people he will not mind so much if the 20 million people of the Niger Delta who are giving the rest of the nation so much 'headache' in the exploitation of the crude oil in the place are exterminated so that the rest of Nigeria can have peace".

There is nothing was wrong in sacrificing 20 million people to protect over 160 million people."



Hon. Bala Ibn Na‟Allah has made history on Monday, June 15, 2009 as the first lawmaker in Nigeria to acquire a Private Jet.
The Honourable member claimed that Private Jets are cheaper than cars.

“The experience I have gathered since I took delivery of my aircraft showed that it was far, far cheaper to maintain than maintaining my cars. Can you imagine that a return flight from Abuja to Zuru, my village will cost me 50 litres of petrol, whereas, my Jeep will consume over 200 litres?” Na‟Allah queried rhetorically.

Hope For Nigeria was reliably informed that Hon Na‟Allah is still in the National assembly of Federal Republic of Nigeria and was part of the group that spearheaded the call by the House to charge Asari Dokubo and Kingsley Kuku for Treason for making statements that threatened the existence of the country. Mr Kuku has denied making such statement.
source http://revealzone..com/2013/05/imagine-wipe-out-whole-ndelta-for-peace.html

This man is both MAD, PLAIN STU*PID and HIGH ON CRACK! Lets start, i offer a handsome reward of 250million naira to anyone who'll wipe off his ENTIRE family and friends. Am willing to stack more to see this deed is done.

vivichocs: r they recruiting?

Its only a Nigerian that will answer a question with another question.

egift: I had wished that friendship between two people will just be about loving and motivating one another, hopefully lead to a permanent relationship (in marriage). But as I have observed over the years, having a girl friend is getting costlier by the day.

The guy is just a boy-friend, not even a husband.

This thread is aimed for us to build a comprehensive list of what we have come to observed as responsibilities, demands, expenses, pressures, roles, positions, and expectations that our men have been going through today just because they got a girl-friend.

To ur question, Suya and Ice-cream and i bet u she'll spread her thighs for u. *Totally disgusting!* :'(

elampiro: How can Monye be better than SAF? wHAT Tittle has he won? SAF packed titles with two low teams before joining United. At a time he was wanted by all the big clubs in Europe.

Guy, with all the above blunder, u should top Seuns' list for a penalty. Cos u have just violated rule no. 21 of the Nairaland penal code.