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Christianity EtcRe: Will The Next Pope Be The Last? by vanstanzy(m): 11:40am On Feb 13, 2013
So one has to complain about a topic not making front page before the MODs' put it on front page. huh huh huh This is just great. undecided undecided undecided
IslamRe: How They Treat Madmen In Sudan by vanstanzy(m): 11:35am On Feb 13, 2013
ZACHIE: To avoid being banned, please ensure that your post is not offensive to Islam.
YEAH, YEAH! HOW MANY TIMES I DON HEARD THAT? undecided undecided undecided

IslamRe: How They Treat Madmen In Sudan by vanstanzy(m): 11:33am On Feb 13, 2013
@OP and Hamid Abdulmalik whatever... this is a BUCK LOAD OF ARRANT CRAP! angry angry angry NEXT!!!
IslamRe: How They Treat Madmen In Sudan by vanstanzy(m):
bilms: Hamid Abdulmalik Al-Hassan, a Nigerian living in Sudan wrote:

I just came back from a local restaurant nearby, I was hungry as hell and
thought it would be wise to catch a quick break.

... While I was at the
restaurant eating, a mad man came in and walked straight to the cashier
and stood quietly.
Below is the conversation between the cashier and the
mad man:
Cashier: Kaif inta? (How are you?)
Mad man: Wallahi miskeen ana bas (By God I am just a poor fellow)
Cashier: Inta dayir ta'akul shunu tayyib (What would you like to eat
then?)
Mad man: {Stood quiet}
The cashier ordered a meal for the mad man.
At this point in time, all I am
thinking of is the health hazard.
The mad man, took his meal and sat
exactly on a chair next to a man. To tell you the fact, I lost my appetite, but
then I learnt a very important lesson about life. The cashier who
happened to be the owner of the restaurant was ready to loose all his
customers to feed this hungry, homeless soul.

As I was struggling to with my food, I heard a whisper in the deepest part
of my being saying:

And as for the begger, do not repel.[Qur'an 93:10]

Then my mind raced some thousands of kilometers the opposite side of
the world, America, land of the free. Imagin some random mad man
walking into some random restaurant in Washinton DC, imagine the
response of the restaurant management, imagine the response of the
people eating in it, I assure you that restaurant will never see the daylight
till the end of this world. Yet they point accusing fingers thousands of kilometers and call Sudanese terrorists. Now considering how the Sudanese in the Khartoum the Capital of Sudan
treat their mad people, how do you think they will treat their fellow
healthy brothers?

To tell you the truth, you will be amazed at the way Sudanese treat
people, be you a foreigner or son of the soil, and all these hospitality is
built into their culture as a result of Islam. If this is what terrorism is all
about, then I am proud to be a terrorist myself smiley
"TERRORISM is about intimidation and mass killing of defenseless citizens without provocation, which in other words is genocide". Terrorism has absolutely nothing to do with alms giving or feeding the poor. Go check-up the meaning of Terrorism and stop trying to play smart. angry angry angry
Lest i forget, STOP BRANDING URSELF A TERRORIST OR ELSE U'LL LAND URSELF IN SERIOUS TROUBLE SOMEDAY. angry angry angry angry
SportsRe: My Pictures With Super Eagles just before finals by vanstanzy(m): 9:54am On Feb 13, 2013
Nice pics!
Christianity EtcRe: Ash Wednesday: The Beginning Of Lent by vanstanzy(m): 9:45am On Feb 13, 2013
There are Morning masses, Afternoon masses and Evening masses. Pls Catholics and other interested denominations should avail themselves this rear opportunity to receive ash on your foreheads'. This is to remind man that "from dust u came, and to dust u shall return one day" and also in readiness for the 40days fasting and prayer to come. Lets get purified to obtain mercy and present our intentions to the Lord God Almighty.
I haven't received ash, due to work this morning, but will receive it during evening mass. Have u received yours'?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Chinese Man Inserts Snake In His Nose And Out Of Mouth by vanstanzy(m): 9:40am On Feb 13, 2013
I bet the population in HELL FIRE will be like this: 45% Chinese, 30% Americans, 15% Europeans and 10% other nationalities. The Chinese are really SICK UPSTAIRS.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Chinese Man Inserts Snake In His Nose And Out Of Mouth by vanstanzy(m):
I can do better, ke. I can insert my di*ck into a ladys' punny and she'll SCREAM!!! her head off. undecided undecided undecided

RomanceRe: Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men by vanstanzy(m): 8:41am On Feb 13, 2013
CFCfan: This will be the official thread for all Nairaland males to display their handsomeness/beauty.

I will upload mine soon grin
SILLY VENTURE! angry NEXT!!!
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh And AY Making A Video For Comedy Show (Picture) by vanstanzy(m): 9:24pm On Feb 12, 2013
And sohuh

TV/MoviesRe: Trailer Of 'The Four Boys' (An Aluu 4 Movie) by vanstanzy(m): 8:52pm On Feb 12, 2013
NessaFresh: U wan know if e de big enough to enter ur yansh?
*FUNNY O! UNA NO GO KILL ME WITH LAFF!*

PoliticsRe: APC Meets To Discuss Sharing Formula Tommorow by vanstanzy(m): 8:38pm On Feb 12, 2013
Victor M: ACP has no ideaology just like PDP and any other party we have seen in this country presently.
The only language they know is SHARE. sad
ACP? have u coined a new party of ur own? Lasttime i checked the political party i know of is APC.
PoliticsRe: APC Meets To Discuss Sharing Formula Tommorow by vanstanzy(m): 8:25pm On Feb 12, 2013
Hope the meeting doesn't end up being a battle arena like our house of RA*PES.
SportsRe: Sunday Mba Seeks Dream Europe Move by vanstanzy(m): 8:01pm On Feb 12, 2013
I hope the club that lands him will utilize him well and polish his goal scoring and attacking skills.
SportsRe: Sunday Mba Seeks Dream Europe Move by vanstanzy(m): 7:57pm On Feb 12, 2013
Why not, if not? He deserves it!
PoliticsRe: 69 PHCN Transformers Vandalised In Lagos by vanstanzy(m): 7:48pm On Feb 12, 2013
All this, when Nigeria is still in dire need of development. The manner of development Nigeria needs is 70% psychological development and 30% infrastructural development. Cos when people think like mor0ns what do u expect? but VANDALISM.
PoliticsRe: 69 PHCN Transformers Vandalised In Lagos by vanstanzy(m): 7:36pm On Feb 12, 2013
69? Why the number 69? It reminds me of punny eating and hot s*x. grin grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Super Eagles Arrive In Abuja (Pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 7:29pm On Feb 12, 2013
Afam4eva: Is it been carried live by any station?
Yes o! At least LC2 can't deny us this viewing right, like they denied us AFCON viewing right. tongue tongue tongue
Fv*ck LC2!*NIGERIA RULES AFRICA AGAIN!*

SportsRe: Super Eagles Arrive In Abuja (Pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 7:20pm On Feb 12, 2013
A HEROS' HOME-COMING! NA JEHOVA OVER-DO, DO AM O.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Arrive In Abuja (Pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 6:11pm On Feb 12, 2013
HEROS' HOME- COMING! NA JEHOVA OVER-DO, DO AM O.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Arrive In Abuja (Pictures) by vanstanzy(m): 5:50pm On Feb 12, 2013
My fellow Nigerians, NO BE GOD?'EXTREMLY HAPPY' ;DMy fellow Nigerians, NO BE GOD?'EXTREMLY HAPPY'
TV/MoviesRe: Trailer Of 'The Four Boys' (An Aluu 4 Movie) by vanstanzy(m):
ubong560: Why are u guys yellding so grievely for the movie? Is it not just an ordinary acting they acted. Hmmmm, som of u at dis age can still yell for film tricks o.
If any relative of urs was a victim of the gruesome killing, then it wouldn't be a MERE MOVIE 2 u.
TV/MoviesRe: Trailer Of 'The Four Boys' (An Aluu 4 Movie) by vanstanzy(m):
Brand_new: Alaba boys cashing in on this one.
Correction, Alaba boiz only help in spreading the EVIL, Nollywood producers themselves manufacture the EVIL.
TV/MoviesRe: Trailer Of 'The Four Boys' (An Aluu 4 Movie) by vanstanzy(m):
Heartlessness at its PRIME, is what this is. Am sorry 4 the trauma the parents will be made to feel all over again. embarassed embarassed embarassed
TV/MoviesRe: Trailer Of 'The Four Boys' (An Aluu 4 Movie) by vanstanzy(m):
masterpiecer: This is just to open up old wounds, did the producer consider the family of the victims or he just considering his own pocket? very sad
These GREEDY NOLLYWOOD PRODUCERS only consider their pockets, ke. angry angry angry
TV/MoviesRe: Trailer Of 'The Four Boys' (An Aluu 4 Movie) by vanstanzy(m):
nikkypearl: nd we re yet to hear anything bou those arrested!hmmmmmmm!
Na true o! I hope say our weak @ss enforcement agents never use style unleach those barbarians back into the society. This their silence is dangerous. huh huh huh
TV/MoviesRe: Trailer Of 'The Four Boys' (An Aluu 4 Movie) by vanstanzy(m):
Nollywood has started its usual sh!77y business again o. angry angry angry
Christianity EtcRe: Will The Next Pope Be The Last? by vanstanzy(m):
This a great piece, wonder why its not on the front page.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Benedict XVI Resigns by vanstanzy(op): 3:43pm On Feb 12, 2013
bid4rich: Wetin be the problem na, money no dey there again? I beg I go like contest for the next Pope o
Yes o! Vote bid4rich for pope.
SportsRe: Stephen Keshi Withdraws His Resignation! by vanstanzy(m): 8:40am On Feb 12, 2013
goldfish80: [/b]Keshi is α politican[b]
One needs to be a RADICAL POLITICIAN to deal with our NFF. Thats the only way to get by.
SportsRe: Stephen Keshi Withdraws His Resignation! by vanstanzy(m): 8:34am On Feb 12, 2013
If it really is, then GOOD! Just hope nff doesnt fv?ck this up.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by vanstanzy(m): 8:29am On Feb 12, 2013
Hello mod, i recommend this topic for the front page. Here's the link: https://www.nairaland.com/1193387/pope-benedict-xvi-resigns-14276306

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