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Highflyer3:
How do people derive joy for being stu'pid?

Am sure ur kpekus has already fall of duie to excess friction cause by bare hand master bastion, okpunu!

Have u ever walk in ur room and see ur home boy molesting him with none lubrication? Just him bare hand, like say in dey hol pesin wey owe am money

Am here to tell u that that is very dangerous

Always use Vaseline for lubricating, it work so d skin is soft. Is simple physic, if friction with bare hand, heats are generated

So go out to store now and get Vaseline

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What about most Vaseline

D lease he can do is apply vaseline on her bombom

He must use d vaseline baby oil version and not d petroleum gels

Chiam55:
I like:
Jack sparrow- reminds me of a sexy captain
Kingtom- reminds me off a gangster
Mr cork lol sounds like a Indecency star
Mariola sounds so exotic (soz if misspelled)
Cherryice lol sounds like a poll dancer
Ishilove it's jst a cute name
Midehi sounds Indian
Kinglekan royalty lol
Stephenqueen sounds like a gay friend

Dislike:

ALL MONIKERS WIV A NUMBER
Missclasssy sounds like a narcissist
Prettydiva another narcissist
Prettythicksme lol that can't be a name
Rapmoney sounds like a fake rappers name
Vaselinecrew sounds like an infection
Many more

Vaseline is cure, not infect, u see ya life

U better buy many Vaseline today, while in stock, it may help with cure on disease between ya leg

I did, I did saw a puddy cat


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Cutehector:
Vaselinecrew... Come and see ur partner in crime..

hehe

dis one is JJC

dey say to whom much vaseline are given more is expected

tosyne2much:
Sprinkles water on the thread

Holy spirit, oooyah move this thread to the HQ

nice one, I spinkle water on moderator also, I remove the witchcraft from u, be free

now as Sir Tosyn has said, move dis tred to front page

btw, nneka should we go to Dubai or London dis weekend

tosyne2much:
Op, kindly move this to the HQ

Sir tosyn, I no get dat kin power, na moderator witches here have d power

I would have like to tell d whole world about nneka

I love her s0o0o much

nneka123, i present to u d keys to dis brann new car

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we are going make all of everybody jealous for our love

abeg chop kiss dear

dis topic is stale like 10 year old vaseline

Rapmoney:
So what would a lady be doing outside at night all by herself if not prostitution?

if james bond go out alone, i see why not jamie bond can not do same

stero type is bad for everybody, me and u

Rapmoney:
Shuo! Wetin dis one mean?

am saying y restriction, jus be save and secure, not place restriction on movement

and y can we not going out late

iphanyiuma:
Is it that girl that looks like a wrestler??

falconey:
seriously I never jam fine girl for this forum.
Most times una just dey compliment ugliness

u see nneka, i already tell u that haters will hating, so no suprise at all, at all at all

Am happy to in form u all dat nneka123 has finally reply my pms messages

dis is d begining of our love life, haters will still hating always so never bother nneka we are fine

i jus want to share so as to tell every one dat u never give up ur dreams, never

am so happy now i feel like dancing

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sinaj:
how to approach a guy

....................................................... m tired of typin.

*fone falls frm hand*

*snores*

I will create a tred for u tomorrow

25omega:
The only cure for heart ache is getting a new girl or time.

Sometimes is hard to find new woman just like d old one, if not, I get cabon copy of her by day 2

MzNelly:
Sorry.

So is a joke to u, u see y dey r bashing Naija woman, no kind hart anywhere

How do we get over love

is very painful when she don love u back, I feel like am crying

ritababe:
E be like say she don sleep
.
.
Or she dey ontop banana

she not sleeping, she hiding from me, i don no what ive done to her, nneka123 please don't be annoy, is jus dat i like u to much, even more dan my vaseline

missdebs:
your moniker says alot bout your nightly fantasies...dream on

so why did dey say follow ur dreams

my dreams is one day, nneka123 will help me apply d vaseline for me

dis is how i will drink nneka

2dice:
Vaseline Baba
so who is your crush for tomorrow?

first i found farana den i find nneka, now am stuck on nneka

i can not tell who my vaseline belong to tomorrow, but for now nneka own all my vaseline

nneka123 were are u, please come and be bad girl for only vasline not d hole crew, not commitment jus bad girl

Briee:
Go and sleep my friend

Please help beg nneka, is very bad d way am feeling tonight