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I remember one time a girl come and visit me, my horrny was on different level.

B4 she know it, I stand up to go bathroom, and my penis just de harder Dan iroko tree, come dey stick from my gym short.

She jus laughing, so me to I laugh come remove my short show her my kpekus, come dey beg am say please may she hold am for me, please.

She finally hold am for me, yay

Dis twaci almost fine rich my nneka baby, is close contest, but my Nneka123 came out top.

Nneka Mo!

Nneka123, come and see how big boys is rolling.

I've already tell u not listen to hater. If dis pilots are listen to hater, he will have not act. Haters will call him small man before.

So nneka, let us fly in the air together, I will show u how big boy roll.

OP, u needs to remove Nneka123 name away from ur list as a way for getting her attentions

She already belong to me

D mod here are very wicked, why only I can't create topic

D mod here are very wicked, why only I can't create topic

D mod here are very wicked, why only I can't create topic

D mod here are very wicked, why only I can't create topic

nneka123 dear, i wrote poem for u, but mod wont let me open topic

Am very confuse now, why only I can't create topic?

Dis mod are very wicked people.

Nneka dear, believe me, am very rich n all I want is to taken care of u

Nneka123:
Go and rest

nNeka, don't you knew that am in love wit u

My darling luv, am go do anything for you, even kill my sef.

If u want proves, I can send u on vacation in London and come join u at later time.



wat is mod feeling like sef, why only I can't create topic?

Nneka123:
Ok...

Honey, I want create topic for you, but wicked mod not allow me

d mod in dis section is very wicked, I cant create topic

Highflyer3:
How do people derive joy for being stu'pid?

Am sure ur kpekus has already fall of duie to excess friction cause by bare hand master bastion, okpunu!

Have u ever walk in ur room and see ur home boy molesting him with none lubrication? Just him bare hand, like say in dey hol pesin wey owe am money

Am here to tell u that that is very dangerous

Always use Vaseline for lubricating, it work so d skin is soft. Is simple physic, if friction with bare hand, heats are generated

So go out to store now and get Vaseline

https://media.trusper.net/u/bd8c17bd-5119-4451-8b8d-b3cd4faebc63.jpg

What about most Vaseline

D lease he can do is apply vaseline on her bombom

He must use d vaseline baby oil version and not d petroleum gels

Chiam55:
I like:
Jack sparrow- reminds me of a sexy captain
Kingtom- reminds me off a gangster
Mr cork lol sounds like a Indecency star
Mariola sounds so exotic (soz if misspelled)
Cherryice lol sounds like a poll dancer
Ishilove it's jst a cute name
Midehi sounds Indian
Kinglekan royalty lol
Stephenqueen sounds like a gay friend

Dislike:

ALL MONIKERS WIV A NUMBER
Missclasssy sounds like a narcissist
Prettydiva another narcissist
Prettythicksme lol that can't be a name
Rapmoney sounds like a fake rappers name
Vaselinecrew sounds like an infection
Many more

Vaseline is cure, not infect, u see ya life

U better buy many Vaseline today, while in stock, it may help with cure on disease between ya leg

I did, I did saw a puddy cat


https://www.masalatime.com/world/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/23-1313466485.jpg

Cutehector:
Vaselinecrew... Come and see ur partner in crime..

hehe

dis one is JJC

dey say to whom much vaseline are given more is expected

tosyne2much:
Sprinkles water on the thread

Holy spirit, oooyah move this thread to the HQ

nice one, I spinkle water on moderator also, I remove the witchcraft from u, be free

now as Sir Tosyn has said, move dis tred to front page

btw, nneka should we go to Dubai or London dis weekend

tosyne2much:
Op, kindly move this to the HQ

Sir tosyn, I no get dat kin power, na moderator witches here have d power

I would have like to tell d whole world about nneka

I love her s0o0o much

nneka123, i present to u d keys to dis brann new car

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we are going make all of everybody jealous for our love

abeg chop kiss dear

dis topic is stale like 10 year old vaseline

Rapmoney:
So what would a lady be doing outside at night all by herself if not prostitution?

if james bond go out alone, i see why not jamie bond can not do same

stero type is bad for everybody, me and u