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I don cheat, i use my vaseline

sir, please i can't read all this thing

life is to short

taking my vaseline else were

Beennkumar:
To me, the perfect first date is not really about going to the movies, having dinner at a fancy restaurant, going to a concert, or whatever.

It's more about the connection, and how comfortable you two can be with each other. The location only matters to a little extent.

The perfect first date could be sitting in a quiet and reserved area, and getting to know more about each other while drinking a bottle of coke.

El Cheapo

Na ur type fit hire dis kine taxi

say in no matter hunny as long we are together, rubbish
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My name is vaseline crew and have vasiline for everyone yay

she suppose jus braid am na

her lap jus resemble drumstick, op u don make kfc bucket dey hungry pesin now

A day where she accept my vaseline

lucky number 7

babyosisi:
Try prayers

hmmm

wisdomguy4u:
Which ever level the girl is , can determine wat she can do.

Exactly, go for high level

Find a girl working in shell not d one working on road.

How do I get bigger peniis

ma future wife breasst and yansh should be enough for me, that my prayer

na wa ooo

land don finish abi wetin

PureWays:
I hope you have power over that...
You may be saving money, but it will still have the same outcome as chasing skirts. Which is wasting your time..

The time you use in triggering the use of Vaseline can be put into productive use...

hmm, dey say time is a value currency, but i always waste mine, is hard to concentrate all d time but i want work on my skills for at least 11 hours a day

PureWays:
I'm sure it's something that triggers your constant use of vaseline.

yes, but is better than chasing woman up and down, i also save money.

That is why i use my vaseline

sylvalord:
[color=grey]*puts arm around his shoulder* Dude, shouldn't you be thinking of improving your English and your life? Stop fooling urself man.[/color]

am confident in my english and is not english class where here for, i'm here for nneka

Nneka123 what answer am I having?

Today is friday, we can meet at any suya joint of your requests.

alberto2k:
choi this one madness pass my power call pastor chimerase him don comot from jail



The Op must be gay, cuz the Nneka123 (m) I know is now transgendered

Albert she isn't a boy, she just pretend to be boy because of boys like u.

At least I write a poem, what did u do?

a friend of my help me write this poem, cause my english is not so good all the time, so is my taught in his english
 
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This morning, as we fought

I checked your profile picture ad thought,

what is a man without love so keen

a man without vaseline?

So Nneka, please put me in your plans

as I lay my vaseline in your hands.

Up and down you go

don't stop till i say so.

A smile from me you will get

as you drip down so wet,

into the sunset we will ride

bumps and grinds won't stop this tide.

So get with a guy that's mean and lean

Nneka123, hold my vaseline.
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so am the guy that is mean and lean by the way, not him.

so what answer am i having?

Rapzino:
you go chop ban tire, shey you grab?

Y, I have not break any nairaland rules. There is no rule that say I can't use my vaseline when I want, so I don't fear ban.

I will soon find more girls I like and open new topic

Nneka123:
ask farana

Hmmm, I just check ur profile pic, let not fight ok sweety

I hope to use my Vaseline on u at one time, but I'm still busy with farano

Nneka123:
shut up! And crawl back into whatever hole you came out from
Don't come out again, useless aturu

U call me aturu? How dare u?

Wat does aturu mean sef by d way?

mikron:
farana or ferano the mod?

Sorry, it's farano, ur correct.

Nneka123:
The Person the op is talking about created this thread

Which one of nneka are u, part 1,2 or 3?

Tell all of u to shut up and leave her out

Y she create a thread?

Does she look like she use Vaseline?

Commonsense was not common.

since am new here, I started search for romance girls so that i can use my vaseline.

i have been seeing farana since as guest, so I check her profile picture

this is the first romance girl i use my vaseline for

farana thank you for being beutiful, i will sleep a happy man

looking for more girls, but for now, I like her

how do they get phone number in romance??

Okay, goodnight my friends

i hoped tomorrow will smile on your face

to all the girls in romance that I am to be meeting, please no that my heart was gentle and kind.

kisses to the girls and handshake to the boys.

bye for now